The Internets and The Google

[mxdost089]

al gore invented the internets

[Dramzul]

bush, learn to internet, newfag

[theaustinmalchow]

so fucking stupid holy shiiitttt



[Superaidan3dland]

@theaustinmalchow THANK YOU

[AbdallahElMalak]

no one can control the internets! it is far too powerful to control! especially with professional independent hackers flowing around the world :)

[Johnnymushio]

Makes me sick that these fucking morons who don't even know how to download the Google Earth have such high paying prestigious jobs.

[ReadWipedInBlue]

You Fucking Idiots, He's Hinting The Deep Web...

[xXxXDolanXxXx]

@ReadWipedInBlue He's too retarded for that.

[TheHunter14792]

this is a goddamn headache

[Xycester]

He used "internets" (short for" internetworks," which is a connection of networks) correctly when he said "filters on internets." The rest he failed.

[xXxXDolanXxXx]

@Xycester I think that was a lucky coincidence.

[sehguh1]

00:20 FILTHY HIPSTER

[LonelyComedian]

I have to go take the shower

[ShakesterBlakester]

HE'S TALKING ABOUT THE DEEP WEB, CRETINS.

[ronanberry]

@ShakesterBlakester Deep Web. That's heavy

[ShortFingeredShreder]

I love how people find and nitpick every little fucking thing on him...

[machalot]

"the internet is a series of tubes" No doubt he means tubes in the slang sense where an old TV or CRT monitor is called "the tube". Many people his age think of the monitor as the computer itself, so to say the internet is a series of tubes is like saying it's a network of computers.

[Maddin1313]

I'm watching a video on the youtubes.

[1973JimmyPage]

George bush FTW and he only won cuz of "the internets" that is all, no more, no less.

[quitolistados]

He is the dumbest President in US history by far. No question. He got the Championship.

:)

[Bearlizard777]

My YouTube community is The BLP (Bear Lizard Productions).

[SmoothCriminalAaron]

Love Bush!

But I'm still looking for the clip when Al Gore stands up and confronts Bush but does not says anything, and Bush makes a cheeky reply

[centpushups]

teh internetz just love just added to my lexicon

[noalewer]

Great Asian women for you  lushfmlk.info

[u5867]

THE Ohio State University

[wcdjmase]

I will trade you an Obama for a Bush

[TheInflicted]

It's not "THE Internets," it's "TEH Internets."

Spell it right!

[TehUberCyberBeast]

@TheInflicted "TehInflicted".

[Oluremi7]

BVSH! You've got to love him. Totally dysphasic! You've got to love him!

[karanjhalaguy16578]

BUSH FTW, we need more internets, time to use teh Google to look up, "Fuck you CNN."

[TheBeatlesCom]

Better then Obama anyday.

[TheLostRealist513]

@TheBeatlesCom boooo!

[jegveddetik]

BUSH = LEGEND!!!!!!

[qsxxsq2]

the internets is serious businesses

[madnesscombat5]

the internet is not, the internet is not, the internet is not, something you just dump something on, the internet is tubes, series of tubes, the internet is a series of tubes!

[Harborx]

@madnesscombat5 interesting concept, I never really thought of it that way...

[keyinregulus3]

The best part is 2:13 and the screen saver..

[kives1985]

He was so horrible, but hilarious at the same time.

[limafilho27]

I don't care about bush. He was an awful president and everybody knows. However, this joke is not that funny. Saying 'the google' is not grammatically incorrect and, well, I knew beforehand that there IS more than one internet. Did you guys know that? Many people don't. So, overall, the joke is just a little funny. There are much better jokes about bush.

[jacksawild]

yeah, actually "the internet" has always be wrong. "the internet" is merely "an internet"... and not just internet 1.0 or 2.0. Internet is short for interconnected network and there are loads of those.

[MapleSephiroth]

"And thus, a landmark in the interwebzz was formed." -Jebus Christ (October 27, 2006)

[rcdESPANYOL4ever]

Oct. 27=my birthday. Thanks for that

[TheAnonymouslulz]

we could have filters on teh internetz.

I used teh google to look up mapz

[sunchild90]

geroge bush is a funny bastard loool

[DoctorWeeTodd]

how silly of our President.

It's call "teh internetz"

[4cellar2door0]

it's called "called"

[DoctorWeeTodd]

I don't know if you are being serious, or if your sarcasm detector is really that faulty.

Or maybe, you are the master of sarcasm and I've missed you completely. Shall I bow before you?

[4cellar2door0]

Oh wow the irony in your comment is truly Earth-shattering.

You're the one missing the sarcasm, you giant douchebag.

I OBVIOUSLY knew you weren't being serious.

Wow.

Obviously I AM the master of sarcasm, but it is I who has missed you completely.

Yes, bow before me please.

[DoctorWeeTodd]

Yeah?

[e85shredder]

First off the bulk of these comments are fucking stupid. People are making a big deal out of nothing. He's an old man they talk like that at times. So what if he said "the google". Secondly it's laughable that people think the current man in charge is any better. Even more laughable is that the typical American idiots in these comments thinks that Bush or Obama are "responisble" for wars and shit. THEY ARE FRONTS , PUPPETS IF YOU WILL. You really think they make up the ideas??

[Zestava]

I am watching a video at the YouTube!!!

[Petalklunk]

What next? The internets explorer? The Firefox?

[4cellar2door0]

Hey don't talk shit about The Firefox, fucker!

[LizzziMerjanen]

no, bush, YOU are the internets.

And then bush was a series of tubes.

[StanOfGB]

The internets are indeed composed of a series of tubes, we're all using the youTUBE right now.

[Shalashaskka]

teh internets...serious business

[druha10304]

There is the internet. Then there is the internets.

The internets are better than the internet.

(The Google is part of the internets)

[4cellar2door0]

The The world is way better than the world.

You don't know what you don't know.

Tell me I didn't just blow your mind mannnn

[TheClodfather]

God, I hate that reporter's voice..

[Dkcode]

@TheClodfather Reminds me of the old lady out of Total Recall.

[dvp89]

Welcome to the internets!

[forthashorteez]

Hes co-leader of the internets with Al Gore. Failed at presedent but succeeded with internets.

[thecheesypig]

Wow. The CNN fails. Really? Dont they have anything better do report on then about how our senior citizens mispronounce tech?

[m3ntoZ]

we could have filters on internets

[paydafee]

I hear theres rumours on the uh internets

[faye159]

wow.. i can't believe i'm hearing this from cnn......

bush is old.

[mayebella]

Do you know how old this coverage is? Like seriously, its not CNN thats late, it's you.

[faye159]

did i say cnn is late? i have eyes too you know. i can see the date when this vid was uploaded.

i said that bush is old, i was talking about his age.

and the thing with cnn, i just thought that they should cover things worth reporting.

[mayebella]

Do you regularly watch her news coverage? I dont know the title, but she has a piece around Situation Room, and mostly- if not all- her pieces are satirical.

[faye159]

sorry, i rarely watch cnn....

i'm not american...

[mayebella]

Me neither.

[crazyguy4949]

Thats our internets leader. using the google.

[BPhoenixProductions]

It's funny how stupid the reporter sounds. I can't believe they made this into a full-fledged news report. Lol.

[Obioma1]

That's right, keep supporting Bush no matter what, even if it is an illegitimate war that has killing thousands.

[BPhoenixProductions]

It's also funny how you think I was supporting Bush.

The reporter is the bigger idiot in this case, however.

[Kishona]

Lol,

THE CNN.

[VGMoose]

It's kind of ironic how they're mocking him, then they go and download Google Earth. Not only do they point out that they're unsure of how to download it, a relatively simple task, but I'm sure Bush was actually referring to the maps feature on Google, which requires no download whatsoever.

[joeboi85]

I don't like Bush, but i'll admit...

he's a badass at 00:01

[meloearth]

The man can't even eat handle a pretzel; what do you want?!

Of course he added an ASS: hImself!

[VikingBoyBilly]

I can't believe "teh internetz" originated from George Bush X_X

[IAMTREBLE]

The internet is not something that you just dump something on. It's not a big truck. It's it's a series of tubes.

[lazzyboy5540]

hey he's old. old people dont mix with tech

[CyberSmokeProduction]

All your internets are belong to us.

[dukenthaylor]

2:18 - funniest thing that will EVER happen in the 21st century! BY FAR

[dukenthaylor]

added an S, eh?

where was he when DAN QUAYLE needed him? XD

[Johnnymushio]

how can you not know how to download something???

[lebloobloo]

so basically... they had a whole segment because he said 'the"

[daruude]

the google?! lmao, what a noob

[MarkQuintanar]

well guys brb i gotta go eat "the lunch" with "the wife"

[yuridiaprivado]

The Google, the Internets jajajajaja

[bertski909]

:21 what a Faggot douche

[WeDidWTC]

srs internets is srs

[muffemod]

In'ernets

[thelastmagician]

lol what a moron.

[warmaker911]

i think we're all misunderestimating his capability.

[EpicTom]

"The CNN" haha funny reporter.

[paydafee]

lmao bush should be a comedian

[LiberalDemocrat83]

INTERNETS. I remember when this ass said that. It was during the debate with John Kerry in 2004.

[Kingofdetroit2004]

G0 awai, l00k1n at pr0n 0n th3 1nt3rn3tz.

[CaptainDarthy]

The internets.

Srs Bsnss.

[darthcrea]

HEY, I heard about the internets, ready to do the gay sex now?

[WeskerKirby]

I can gain access to the internets!

[WeDidWTC]

bush is THE man !

[MalleoIANDIWeegee]

Whippersnappers!!! (^_^)

[TriggerBoxes]

I can feel the internets coming out of my wireless and into my brains.

[MadonnaCorleone]

I like The Fox News myself

[edtronic]

lol'S

[ChaosxKing]

"the lunch" lol

[TheRealJimmyboy222]

Whats wrong with that I always call it those names and I'm a proffesional C-- Programmer. Infact I'm so hardcore I make Xbox games on ANX studio, or is it XNA?

lol :P

[TheRealJimmyboy222]

I also forgot to mention I work for The Microsoft

[falcon2154]

As a Google employee I'm offended. Also, "The Microsoft" is where all Google rejects go. LOL!

[magnificoamar]

LOL! /Owned xD

[honse246]

lol Microsoft got pwnd a torrent went up of windows 7 and in 10 minuets it had over 350 seeders !!!

[magnificoamar]

LOL, God didnt they JUST come up with Vista?!?

[chiquillofilm]

you suck

[dachinman]

HAHAHAHAHAHAH....thank god theres only 41 more days of bush left *whew*

[wizzzer1337]

Bush is L33T!

[chiquillofilm]

and h4x0r too!!

[prahanormal]

ಠ_ಠ

I buthurt at bush jokes.

[Moonglum30]

the idiots in chief

[eyefoughtthelaw]

We obsess because it's funny. Actually, upon reading the comments under this video I've realized half of them are just as bad or worse grammar.

Look at our "news" stations... and this WAS actually on the news... it's all for entertainment; which is why I don't have television. This is sadly the state of our society. Entertainment rules and the fact that our president can't speak our language very fluently is sort of entertaining. However, this is definitely the least of my concern with him too

[SyphonFilter25]

Wow people are so stupid to make a story about this. So what he called the Internet the INTERNETS? or GOOGLE "The Google"??

SO WHAT NOW? Is your lives so pathetic that you must find entertainment in someone's judgment.

[kingturkey2]

Hell yes man. People just suck. He's the president, so he's supposed to have good grammar. I guess. Not like I care. Grammar's the least of his problems, I don't see why people make such a big deal out of it.

[ThumbMonkey13]

She doesnt know how to download google earth?

Can she make toast?

[DuFfMaNred]

Or eat a cookie?

[UltimateVenom]

what's wrong with the voice-over woman's voice?

[xKrayZee]

Because it's her job to speak about the most unusual and quirky stories. Her regular voice is at 1:31.

[SirSausage]

INTERNETSSS

[ultima4200]

thats a very small chainsaw, lol, and its a CRAFTSMAN NOT A STIHL, just a white clutchplate and a red brake handle

[caribenoisleno]

One More Term!!!

Vote for THE Bush, 2008

[R8erNation636]

SAVE THE INTERNETS!!!!!!

[xleax]

The Google is a good company

[koolvidkid588]

but it's nothing without the internets

[Pooternackle]

lol@all of the bush haters, enjoy socialism if/when barack obama becomes president

[caribenoisleno]

it's either socialism or corporate-ism..

so far, your bush's corporate-ism has brought us to an endless war, a useless dollar, a crumbling economy, job cuts, 4000 dead heros, 20,000 injured (btw: how many arms and legs do you have? Can you spare one for an injured vet? -> can u help him get his life back?). Why don't you get on the front line and stop ur cheer-leading

I'm no socialist - certainly, both parties are just opposite sides of the same evil coin... but, we have no alternatives.

[Pooternackle]

i've done 2 tours in iraq, I havn't been shot, but the fact that i've actually enlisted its more than you have ever done, socialist

[whiteandgreen]

im a proud marxist/leninist

[Pooternackle]

im sorry to hear that good sir

[whiteandgreen]

i dont give a shit

i'll stand firmly to my political belief

[Pooternackle]

don't worry, we'll get through this, together

first you need to cut your hair, trust me it will be ok, im here

[whiteandgreen]

the fuck does hair has to do with this

yea, let's get through capitalism together

thats if we don't get crushed by their selfish bourgeoise cunts

keep talking shit, you aint worth it redneck twat

[Pooternackle]

now that we've cut your hair, we need to get you some new clothing, the type of clothing that people go around in normally. don't worry, im here for you and we'll fix your teenage angst soon enough

[troy2000me]

better than Facism.

Boy, the patriot act SURE kept our democratic rights intact...lol

[swegge]

democrat presidents have done the same thing before.

[BrianTotse]

I don't care what party the president is from, when he fucks up as bad as President Bush did/has/is, it's unacceptable.

We used to have reliable checks and balances, but over the 8 years bush has served as president, laws and bills have been passed that shift more and more power over to the Executive branch, meaning that congress and the senate don't have as much of a say as they used to.

The president doesn't have to listen to them anymore, which is very bad for us.

[ThouArtMad]

The Internets is good for The Googling, The Finger are good for flipping and picking, and president are good for The Americas.

[KrunchyGoodness]

so much win, so little time

[kougerman22]

lol adults are so clueless about technology.

[everyonehasaidsok]

Ted Stevens FTW!

[DelNachkao]

You people don't get it. We have an idiot as president. And we have more idiots trying to defend him.

[Paeremannen]

It is funny, but hardly news worthy IMO.

[BeerHombre]

Cnn kind of tends to be anti-bush

[youreblack]

I agree Paer.

[tommygun6644]

Why is this news? I don't think there is a person past age 50 who doesn't say "Wal-Marts" instead of Wal-Mart.

[ricky4502]

yeah but those wall*workers aren't our president dumbass!

we have a retard for a president, i can't wait till he's out of office!

[caribenoisleno]

hehe... but aren't u gonna miss these Bushisms... They're classic - if he hadn't screwed our country so bad - people would remember him as a president that makes u laugh... but oh well....

[ricky4502]

lol wall*mart workers i meant

and yeah i know i'm misspelling it. just typing it that way as a reference to a south park episode

[MissTealXIII]

I suppose one can't even joke anymore without being taken serious. O_O

Don't get me wrong, America is a great country, love it to death. Bush himself said: "To all those C students, you too can become president of the United States of America."

I was just joking, guess that makes me a moron with a sense of humor. =]

[abudidudi]

typical stupid american.

[dean1541]

typical stupid Internet posting response abudidudl. Why actually make a point when you can just say "US bad". You didn't have to prepare at all.

[dean1541]

The funny thing is that "internets" is a valid term. Look up "Internets" (big I) and internets (small i). Kind of like "catholic" and "Catholic". I am sure Bush didn't know that but I do find it funny that people making fun of him are wrong too.

[GuessHsuProductions]

i found this on the googles lol

[MissTealXIII]

Goes to show you that you can get C's and D's in school and still be America's president. God Bless America.

XD

[dean1541]

Sure typical "America Bad" sentiment. You realize the New England Blue bloods that went to Ivy League universities? You probably say "oh they are red neck hicks". Moron.

[Evethemagnificent]

idiot...

[oogabooga11]

Internets, Intranets and Extranets .....  :|

[neocon70]

Mr President, We Need Moar Internets!!!!!!!!!

[Nickstradamus]

i liek teh internets.

[xTheFridge72x]

Im the decider!

[berserker912]

i like to access the google on the internets