Parody of Metalheads

[bnbfannumbr1]

That should piss me off, but it's 2 funny

[Metalornothing1]

so... THAT'S why eurnonymous got killed, and why Mayhem killed himself

[bl0odymadnes]

Hahaha! \,,/ 

[theGhostieechan]

HAHAHAHAHAHA!



[Bigdaddy2099]

LMFAO XD wow

[DivinityOfDoom]

That's how bandmates get killed

[TuistedMetalheds]

hahahaha. loved it XD

[Umbralys]

Really funny xD

[wdrielnlon]

lmfao!!! im a metalhead and i laughed my ass off at at that

[TommyMetal95]

LOL

the fat metalhead was a fucking poser

[GreeceOTOT]

hahahaha

[ebusive]

whoa! whoa! I'm a kitty cat!

LMFAO

[BaphometStudios]

lol I love the dudes face at 28 to 30

[SickIncKamikaze]

What the hell was this an ad for? Tampons?

Check out the J&Rs Music World commercial, that's funnier.

[MrDan644]

Fucking LOL! I loved the whole thing!

[TitaniumXV]

That was fucking brutal !!

LOL

[metalrocks19737]

thats funny shit

[ZechfilthYY]

Hahaha at the end You imagine that dude sayin "WANNA GET AWAY" lol

[RattleheadAnthony]

Poor dude got caught. xD

[Moomooyourmom]

LMFAOO.

Fantastic.

[JudasRapidFire]

I detect fail

[Mowaie]

I know I should be offended....but I'll wait 'til I'm done laughing. XD Seriously, LOLLLLLLLLL xD

Hey...we should be able to laugh at ourselves couple of times. xD : D

[MjmanDK]

Awesome xD

[FenderMetalShredder]

I'm a metalhead, and not offended by this at all xD it's actually pretty good.

[Damoluvz2k9]

tats racial to my kind i hate you hahahahahaha

[XPikachuOnCrackX]

omg, fucking awesome^^

[corrosivetrip]

this reminds me of a day in my high school years when i let a chick dress me up in drag and makeup for an 18 pack of beer lol

[Drummerthatismetal]

lol that was great

[SICMAGGOTS515]

fuck u bitch

[Trooperxp]

FUCK YOU ALL

the metal inquisition will come and stab you in your sleep!

becuase heavy metal fucking kick's ass

[rockinshep94]

Wow, I'm slightly offended XD

[XxEmoxHelloxKittyxX]

lmfao! xD xD xD xD

hahahahhahhahhhaahhahahhahaha!­

[DaOriginalKazakame]

WTF? lulz XD

[MoshPitPanda326]

Disturbing <_<

[dethcorpse]

bahaha

[SicMaggotSivart]

LMAO. when he reached for the skull i knew it was coming lmao

[TheMetalHead66]

lol owned!

[Simson91]

the made me smile! XD

[varulv234]

I think most metalheads act like the ones in this video.(Except the dancing)

[toboembaso]

fuckin great!

[Downstroy7]

xD I'm a metalhead and I think that everyone who's really a metalhead will find this extremely funny!!!

[Simson91]

true^^ XD

[Jrok2008]

LOL Metal Sucks

[iuliadontcare]

grow facial hair then talk, noob

[Jrok2008]

I noticed its always the people with no videos and no subscribers that want to call other people noobs

[iuliadontcare]

I meant about the metal sucks thing...listen to it then talk.and I really don't consider the number of videos you post a measurement of your manhood so I'm really not impressed

[Jrok2008]

Whatever, lame. -_-

[metalfreekz13]

says the one who listens to rap? your opinion no longer matters.

[blackrosegurl070]

ha that made me laugh, funny

[mickmos]

METAL FUCKING RULES

[poopdeck2009]

I'm a metalhead and i think this is frikin hilarious.

[NekroChris76]

I can see why its funy, Its also kindof disgusting, what does the narrator say at the end?

[opiekat138]

roflmfao thats funny as fuck! ima total metalhead but idc thats funny

[theraven1232]

lol that was funy

what language was that and what were they advertising i want one

[phreezerburne]

german

[detalhead]

I think it's Norwegian, I think they say, Not everybody likes that it(shopping for food) goes that quickly.

[barbaraadela]

MWAHAHAHAHA

[crabcab]

the whole thing isnt to insult metalheads.. its to have a laugh and if it really upsets you that deeply think of it like this.. if hes like that he isnt a metalhead anyway

i still find it kickass hillarious..

whoever made this was probably a metalhead and a genious XD

[almatedeje]

LMAO OOOO!

[almatedeje]

LMAO OOOO!

[ZornKind]

(continued from last post)

message me to get my URL.

Don't give me a friend request.

Don't message me over myspace.

Just type your shit on my comments.

It may sound like I'm a myspace whore but i'm really not.

I just want assholes to show how stupid they can be. So if you want to be publicly humiliated, please leave me a comment about metalheads...

[ZornKind]

(continued from last post)

You know you can hate me all you want, but from the bottom of my heart I can say this with a striaght face "I don't care" cause I have more than enough confidense to not care what people think of me. But when you insult Metalheads everywhere it just screams how ignorant people can be just saying accusations without even knowing the perspective of the person they are attacking. If you want call me out please do so. But i want you to do it on my Myspace.

[ZornKind]

Fuck this metal is perfect. It's the only genre that actually expresses emotion through the instruments AND voice. No other genre does that. The closest genre to metal is classical symphony and piano.

By the way you're a fucking pussy for posting this shit. The internet is easy to get away with, but if you showed this to a sober Metalhead he'd call you out and make you feel like shit and you'll see how much of an ignorant and arrogant little bitch you are.

[ivan619666]

you just say all man keep rocking

[burt22222]

it looks like alexi laiho at 00:29

[burt22222]

and alexi laiho ??

[burt22222]

was roope Lavtava in there ???

[AerisTerrae]

Mocne ! xD

A jeśli chodzi o tych,co się burzą...

Trochę dystansu ;]

[iamg00d]

who told them this is what we do in our spare time?

[msk951]

............

[jparis99]

Who ever made this video will burn in hell and be tortured by all the Metalheads!

[bullshitfilter]

haha. metalheads, you mean those sheep in wolves clothing?

[jparis99]

i mean the people that will eat your family

[stigandr]

hardly. my family is way too hot'n'spicy for those pussies.

[LordAbortion01]

That was gay as fuck.

[metalgirl019]

lmao but this is funny shit

[IHATEROCKNMETAL]

This just goes to show ya how retarded and lame metalheads are.

[metalgirl019]

fuck u man u dont know metal till u've tried it u fucking cunt!! and yes im telling u to try it cause metal is the only real thing listen to the lyrics n u will see n if u cant understand then fuck u!!!

[IHATEROCKNMETAL]

What's so REAL about going "ROAR ROAR I FUCKED A DEAD CORPSE AND SATAN OWNS MY SOUL"?

[metalhed717]

im guessing u dont even listen to metal because when people who dont listen to metal hear the word they automatically think of screaming about sex, violence, and the devil. actually, most metal has a lot more meaning than most of today's music.

[CountessssBathory]

you are SO right. THIS is quality music " You love my lady humps ,

My hump, my hump, my hump,

My humps they got you.." Sorry to dissapoint you faggot but I'd rather fuck a dead corpse.

The video was really funny by the way

[IHATEROCKNMETAL]

Good for you. I don't care what you'd consider fun but I was just simply asking what's so REAL about fucking a dead corpse? And Fergie's hump is pretty damn sexy to look at. ;)

[CountessssBathory]

I don't doubt it, my hump is not bad either but I don't go around advertising it in songs that can barely be called music. You people have to understand this is not music, it's just an easy way to make money. There are approximately 20 different kinds of metal music and only one or two of them may have lyrics about necrophilia or something like that. Most songs treat far mre important themes such as politics, the complexity of human nature, war e.t.c .

[IHATEROCKNMETAL]

It's just party music. Party music lyrics isn't meant to be taken seriously, but if you're looking for a MEANINGFUL song from the Black Eyed Peas, hear "Where is the love". And yes, rap TODAY is all about making money, but back in the 70s-mid 90s it was all about the music and struggle, I hope you understand the difference between earlier rap and the rap we have now.

[CountessssBathory]

I do understand the difference between music created for commercial reasons and music created to express the feelings of a person or a people and therefore I can't disagree with you here. And rap is a kind of music that can be used to venue powerful messages, as is rock and metal. Therefore, one should not condemn one kind of music before really understanding it.

[Theshadow89]

ur right n ppl should understand metal is the best way to express about ur anger n depression not this rap n hip hop garbage just look at this rap hip hop garbage its all about sex ,money n bullshit drugs plus they dont play any musical instruments n they cant sing!

[IHATEROCKNMETAL]

You sound like a broken record. If metal only helps you express your anger and depression, then you really must have some serious issues or that metal garbage is turning you into one of it's many depressed "FTW" type clones. "Good life" by Kanye West f/ T-pain is my remedy for when I'm down.

[Theshadow89]

every one have an issue n metal had never turnned me into depressed "ftw" type clones cuz i'm not an emo i'm a metalhead u idiot!

good life lol what is that another stupid song about parties,sex,drugs n money is that ur remedy? that makes me sick ,ppl r being killed n suffer eveyday n u say good life?

[IHATEROCKNMETAL]

I'm pretty sure I never called you an emo, I'm pretty sure emo was never even brought into the conversation. You did say "metal is the best way to express about ur anger n depression" did you not? So where does emo come into place? "Good life" is a song that will definitely make one's life happier after a sad moment, why kinda sick fuck do you have to be to listen to some b.s. from Slipcock or Cannibal Corpse to feel even more depressed? Oh yea, then again metalturds aren't normal, go figure.

[Theshadow89]

u didnt say emo but u did say that i'm a depressed "ftw" type clones n i'm not,only emos r like this thats why i said i'm not an emo.oh yeah so talkin about sex,drugs,money,parties n all of this shit n forget about the reality,the problems in ur life n whats really happenin in this world,will make us feel better?no way this shit makes me feel even more angry n depressed cuz in this way i'm not facing or caring about the reality n the problems.

[IHATEROCKNMETAL]

Look around you, alot of metalturds go by the "FTW" phrase, so I was never referring anything about emos. And you don't have to listen to Kanye's song to feel better or what not, I've came to the conclusion long time ago that metalturds way of feeling better about themselves is if they listen to something that's angry and depressing, which to me is a weird way of feeling better from a depressing moment.

[Theshadow89]

of course metal is much better way than ur rap to express about anger n depression.

i dont listen to this shit slipknot they r not even considered as metal they r nu metal n rapcore which u should admire.why we r not normal cuz we r expressing about our anger ,depression n facing the reality? U don't have the right to speak about metal since u didn't try it but I did try rap n I know what rap really is so plz stop on trying to say that rap is better cuz ur proving nothing about it!

[IHATEROCKNMETAL]

I'm not trying to convince people that rap is better. All I'm trying to do is make these internet youtube metal loving fucks know that if they're going to bad mouth rap for some of it's explicit contents, they need to understand too that metal isn't any better. Besides, I'm pretty sure that most ppl would want to listen to something that's uplifiting and happy when they're down rather than something that would help them "express their anger".

[Theshadow89]

neither i,its only my view of point..

u think that metal isnt any better but for us its really a much better..in the end its all depends on one's taste in music n the way he/she thinks!btw how could u know that most ppl would listen for something thats happy when they r down? r u dependin on a research or something by saying that? lol what something happy,sex n money songs?

[Asgardmetal11]

not all are like that

[AceKat00o]

How much u tried?2 days?1 Month or maibe 2?Not enough to understand HipHop,and people dont allways want to listen how other ppl are expressing their anger,depresion..the most time ppl want to evade these such things from reality into music ,not to get even more depresed...but a mans(or girls) tastes arent discused but atleast respect a mans pasion and just stick to ur own.

[thatcoffeewasgood]

fergie is a mutt.. and the dead corpse could be a sexy supermodel who only died 5 mins ago 5 mins ago.... although super models are discusting, but you catch my drift..

[ilovealexilaiho2deth]

LOL!!

[FolkForestMan]

Thats abou right ^^

[lubber0]

Fucking ace. ^^

[MurderFuckingDoll]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[ShadowReaper112]

hahaha xD he just got OWNED

[dluv4u2]

omg thats so evil man but funny

[kultmonkey]

This is the funniest shit ever! The metalhead behind the mask!

[HateMachine103190]

LMAO. Fricken awesome. Those guys are probably those psychotic Black Metallers too.

[Lookatmeimdriving44]

lol

[BlackDeathSpeed]

It is a Norwegian commercial about how quick it is to buy at this store, Coop. I am a Norwegian metalhead and just thinks this is really funny. It is not a parody of metalheads, just a commercial about a store.

[DemonFox4]

fuck!! tht was funny,even though im a metalhead

[Solechnaya]

HOLY MACKERAL. What would Marduk think? Ahahaha... that was funny!

[metalrocks19737]

lol i was gonna get mad but it was funy =)

[shr3dsp33d]

over half the ppl here saying theyre metalheads dont know crap about metal...

[Lymphomaniac]

True, real metal's been forgotten.

[Solechnaya]

It's true. But I CAN call myself a true metalhead because of my undying love for true metal.

[44IsoO]

I'm a metalhead too and I must say, this video is awesome! :D

Really funny! ^^

Hail Metal! \m/

[666greetings]

hahaha lol

[LODCrazy]

im a metalhead and love this vid :) i think its cool as hell :d

[cheater456]

too bad they make fun of metalheads... too bad it wasnt rappers

[necrosis101]

its good that it was a metal, we are ment to be tuff and mean looking where rappers are gay anyways

[cinema]

That man is totally me.

[metaldefender49]

Funny as shit!!!

[xxgoneXxX]

This sucks

[hippo0611]

Man, that is so true!!!!

[deathroll941]

saatana!! haha, kiitos ;)

[alternegotaitor]

ahahaha wow

[makioosaki]

ROFL LMAO etc!!!!! haahahahahahahahahahhahahaha! XD

[phuckinslayer]

Seriously wtf is this shit???

[psychopathh2004]

does anyone know the name of the song

[mottem]

coop prix,norwegian store.. :)

[RKFS]

Cooperative pricks? Hmm

[arnasandtonyprod]

lol coop pricks what faggets

[Lexeran]

Co-op Pricks?

[spankyxc0re]

hahaha, great commercial. why cant they have ones like this in america

[Behemothpwns]

Ahaha, at first, I thought I saw a Slipknot poster, so I was going to bash this like Hell, but it was actually a Sepultura one, so it's all good. I swear those three guys look like my best friends.

[Nick184]

Fantastic rofl!

All metalheads do that when their mates go to the shops...i do!

[LaurenRebeccaT]

Coop prix is a chain company selling stuff like foods, but the advert is advertises that they are faster than anybody else. The blonde guy is Jorn Lande ex-masterplan vocalsit, Maybe the pink dancing guy is carl birath from inisison though i dont think so, and the dark haired guy looks alot like from cannibal corpse?

[heavyrobban]

this is not about making fun of metalheads.... its a supermarket commercial which shows how fast it goes to shop there etc... btw heavy metal is big in scandinavia

[pppoooppp]

haha....cool

[embersfire85]

PISS OFF

[SLIPKNOT66611]

FUCK YOU

[6Jossiel6]

Oh my god !!!! XD SO FUCKING AWESOME!!

[zombie666yen]

jajajaja gay metal XD

[imkungfu]

actually, the song that says sumtn like kitty cat

[imkungfu]

if anyone knows what song that is , please reply to this

[YTsyndrome]

hahahaha, it does look a lot like the insision singer

[printhuss]

love the iron maiden stickers

[LucidN]

hahahahah fucking funny dudes!!! hey, i think that was karl from Insision XP xDDDD

[RedBalfour]

I'm a metalhead, like many who've posted here - bloody funny ad, love the maiden stickers.

yeah, what is the ad about? locks maybe?

[CprlSteiner]

i dont think any1 knows it comes from a very odd country so fuck knows wot theyre advertisin i do think its a bit daft tho how they always have metalheads on adverts etc all dressed in bikker style coats with arm length leather studded wristbands on i know plenty other metalheads and they dont where that pish lol

[bullshitfilter]

some odd country? it's from Norway, only the fucking mother country of metal. and the reason why it fails to portray metal heads the way you would like to see them, is cos it's a COMMERCIAL and it's old too. you were probably in diapers around this time.

[MakoSucks]

whats the commercial about though? funny shit.

[ReachIntoTheAbyss]

Whoo! There is a Cradle Of Filth sticker in the corner of the mirror!!

[VeryFamiliarStranger]

so?

[arcaneanatomy]

i get called a metalhead and thought this is outragous...ly funny lmao. its great

[jesusreincarnate]

what song is that at the satrt it owns?

[hatchzords]

this reminds me so much of me haha the first bit i mean hah second bit no but still fuckin ace from a metal head dont see ur problem why ur sayin its insultin metal heads its ace

[hectojizz]

hahahahahahahhaa thats a good commercial whats up wtih the people taking up the ass man im a metal head to u just have to think about it there fucking actors

[imy15]

uhmmmmm BUSTED!!!!!XD

[theultimatecult]

haha wtf

[manicdepression92]

Hahaha! People call me a metalhead but I found this hilarious! But remember, guys with long hair rule! Though it all depends on your preferences.

[AdrianSmith1990]

oh my goodness you guys are so fukkin bully just laugh about it you idiots ^^ im a metalhead myself and i find thats a great commercial xD

[anintendoevafan]

ADRIAN SMITH WHOOOT!!! *ahem* besides the fact taht Iron Maiden owns all this commercial is crap my pants hilarious!

[hatchzords]

adrian and maiden pwn gravitty :p new album is awesome but not as gd as old stuff but still yay :D

[rosemaryv27]

yeah, maybe i should go over there & kick the ass of the person who made this

[bullshitfilter]

see that's just typical metalhead talk.

self irony lately?

[rosemaryv27]

who said i was a metalhead?

[Lifeofchaosd]

thats sad yet hilarious and kinda creepy man but nonetheless romfflshih (rolling on my freakin floor laughing so hard it hurts)

[greatcaptainusopp]

XD.

[DeathRockMusic555]

Holy shit! That's me when people turn their backs on me...

I don't have enough time to change into all the pink though.

[anintendoevafan]

hahaha lol this is awesome!!!

[kutleshi89]

Pffft... deh Dutch are scum.

[Klokkeluider]

And you are stupid. It's Norwegian.

[kutleshi89]

. . .

That was the joke. You apparently don't watch Metalocalypse. You would have gotten the reference.

[Darkavenger138]

wheres the Nigglets

[TheDiabolicGrandma]

lol omg i should od that on stage

[ylver]

Is it just me, or is that Jørn Lande from Masterplan? xD