MY DICK - MICKEY AVALON - Music Video - featuring Andre Legacy & Dirt Nasty

[grant77123]

Who cares about yo Dick

[grant77123]

Ha so freakin stupid

[vivahollandia97]

My Dick, gotta million hits on Google Chrome.

Your dick suffering from Downsyndrome

[vivahollandia97]

My Dick Needs To Be Circumsized with A Chainsaw

Your Dick, circumsized with A tweezer By your Grandma

[vivahollandia97]

Yo' Dick has never even seen the Light man,

My dick is Twins with Gary Coleman

[vivahollandia97]

My Dick is A superstar, Your Dick, smaller then Kumars

[Shedneom]

My dick, takes down the house

You shit, like mickey mouse

[rgbcoaxical]

my dick is like the eiffel tower

your dick, aint got the power

my dick can bench 350

you dick, cant get a stiffy

[Mitch81596]

@Mitch81596 under the bleachers* damn auto correct.

[Mitch81596]

My dick, plays game like a creature, Your dick, cries under a bleacher

[tylerstieben]

my dick sellin out arenas

yo dick handin out supinas

[Sniff34]

My dick fucked a hundred asses Yo dick slow like molasses My dick is the big cheese Yo dick doesn't even please My dick bigger then a mountain Yo dick squirts like a water fountain My dick nicknamed Pinky Yo dick small and dinky My dick shiny like a jade Yo dick never been laid My dick loved like the Pope Yo dick has no hope My dick likes to jizz Yo dick seems to fizz

[matan72]

My dick is a superstar, your dick is big as the dislike bar.

[guybeckenstein]

my dick, is actually a cock,

ur dick, is like a dick of a duck

[GottaDicklikeJesus]

@colpyro16 tiny dick.

[timesrunout1]

Harold & Kumar? ;)

[xBlindFerretx]

My dick with bad bitches in the bedroom yo dick looks like binlades head wound.

[123gwenabc]

P.S WE GOT DICKS LIKE JEUS

[Numbingsquid]

lol 2:06 phillipinos get mad at that part

[coldpyro16]

My dick is like the likes bar,

Your dick likes harold and kumar!

[frow234]

im so cool i do it backwards

Your dick aint for real

My dick your girls happy meal ;)

[naruto1990zzz]

my dick killed OSAMA ...your dick is still in COMA...

[naruto1990zzz]

my dick has done ur mom....your dick has not even begun...

[naruto1990zzz]

My dick killed OSAMA...... yo dick is still in COMA...

[supermoncho]

my dick flooded japan, yo dick stir fry in a pan

[christophermc2]

my dick is not so big, yo dick maybe a clit, my dick doesnt exist, yo dick is up in my clit :O

[Pmerc1000]

MY DICK LOOK LIKE BRAD PITT

YOUR DICK LOOKS LIKE SHIT

MY DICK AS BIG AS AN ELEPHANT

YOUR DICK IS HARDELY RELEVANT

[gigi1bokus]

I cant believe this is the guy from "what i like about you".

[rubiksguy1231]

my dick, look like super-man's,

yo dick, looks like jackie chan's

[rubiksguy1231]

my dick, bigger than a car

yo dick, smells like a gay bar

[jcrowley1985]

My dick, like Clyde Cash a real man, yo dick bent like Chris Chan's

[artario146]

dicks drugs and rock´n roll :D

[lololmeinschwanz]

is that lady gaga screaming that her dick is so hot, its stolen at about 0:42 ? :D

[punanifrommami]

my dick doesnt have std's ur dick looks like mickey d's

[punanifrommami]

my dick swings like the jungle your dick got touch by your uncle

[Flawedprophecy]

My dick, look like a MZ PE!

Your dick, looks like a little abort!

[TheGuyguy1498]

@911Dagur hahhahahhahaa i guess so

[Lokke159]

thumbs up if you just seached "MY DICK" on youtube because you were bored

[AUniqueKO]

@Lokke159 only you.

[iwantsquareballoons]

the awkward moment when a girl sing "my dick so hot it's stolen..."

[jer0nimo95]

My dick, every magazine topic Your dick, is microscopic My dick, workin like magic Your dick, stuck in a fat chick My dick, fat like Elvis Your dick, scared and helpless My dick, wild and free Your dick, S.T.D. My dick, runs the street Your dick, cries itself to sleep

[Triickzs]

My dick is bigger than bill gates deck, Yo dick looks like a mini version of a tech Deck

[MapleSouLe]

My dick is a national treasure, your dick gives noone pleasure.

[fearlessfergi]

my dick bigger than a matchstick

[GCPwnima]

My dick is like... huge.

I think i win.

[Jaythed0n]

my dick kimbo slice - yo dick minute rice

my dick bolo yeung - yo dick william hung

my dick buff like he-man - yo dick tucked like she-men

my dick die for that thug life - yo dick cried during bugs life

my dick big like china - yo dick big vagina

my dick get food like caviar - yo dick get blue live avatar

my dick big like shaq - yo dick midget mac

my dick get lubed in oil - yo dick get susan boyle

my dick mike tyson in the 90's - yo dick like hiding in your whiteys

[HardcoreBBchanel1]

317 people have small dick!

[SiLeNtDeAtH360]

My dick, a champion in hockey... Yo dick look's like Itagaki.

[Zingtastik]

My dick, bigger than the Atlantic. Yo' dick, ain't even organic.

[dabrebe1]

General:

My dick bigger crowd than the world cup yo dick... pfffft shut the fuck up.

My dick like a fucking rhinoceros yo dick look like something to floss with.

My dick breaks the sound barrier yo dick smaller than asian's, AND hairyer.

My dick, holy hand grenade; yo dick sad as a child with aids.

LOTR:

My dick... GANDALF; YO dick like a keebler elf.

My dick last march of the ents yo dick like gollum, broken and bent.

My dick the one ring of power yo dick got locked in his tower

[AeroTallicaFREAK]

My Dick look like the eiffel tower - yo dick smells like it need a shower

My Dick has fucked every nora - yo dick is as legal as dora

My dick is as famous as Tyga - yo dick get stuck with an intervenus

My dick , been up in most girls face - yo dick like a cheap ass charity case

[RCA1186]

My dick, got a master's degree

Your dick got a GED

[12345678910justice]

MY DICK CAN FUCK HULA HOOP, YOUR DICK CAN FUCK A FRUIT LOOP!!!

[ajteez1]

@12345678910justice maybe you can fit your dick in a froot loop.

[thatguythere89]

yo dick. got touched by yo uncle

[DaRKQS1234]

lol



[freakysith]

my dick look round like a twinkie yo dick look like my pinkie

[rob8552]

my dick a horse yo dick is a mouse

[JPdab]

2:57 DAT ASS

[333kluchnik]

:-)



[gigadule]

My Dick 12 gauge shotgun, Your Dick pissy little water gun.

[rpdalan]

my dick is long as 7,328 likes -yo dick has 314 dislikes

[TheGuyguy1498]

my dick is an over achiever yo dick look like justin biebers

[911Dagur]

@TheGuyguy1498 Justin biebers? Girls have dicks now?

[azik101]

my dick bigger then......who am i kiding i have a small one....

[jrlockwood3]

My dick is better than urs, your dick is insecure

My dick kicks open doors, your dick makes pussies snore

[Sweewood]

Dirty nasty looks like Simon Rex

[sebi23ro]

@Sweewood he is

[Hoelenforscher300]

@Sweewood WOW ...Are you serious, bro?

-.-"

[rrtodd95]

Dirt Nasty looks like Bear Gryllis and Bradley Cooper's love child

[BeastWithin808]

That doesn't make sense O.o

[916infamousbitch]

did all u guyz see their dicc and how would u big is their dick

[ItsOriginalMeh]

How would they know....

[jkj12tres]

my dick is fatt like a glutton your dick is an extra belly button

[jkj12tres]

ohh isnt that cute an extra belly button

[BeastWithin808]

My dick makes the black people gasp, your dick makes the asians laugh :D favorite one!

[TmoneyKK]

I do like a dick! Oops!

[jivkopeev]

тези са много надрусани май май

[MrCiaj]

my dick, got its own sports car,

your dick, looks like the dislike bar

[thecrazybhanu]

MY DICK, is an 8 foot Beast.

YOUR DICK, got touched by a Priest.

[frankiee97]

Cunts , im gay

[kangodarkblade]

@frankiee97 i feel sorry for you no pussy dude

[hypeplague]

my dick, like BELT. your dick, oh man, tilted..

[BGKO1992]

My dick is like an RBG,

your dick need a microscope, so it can be seen.

[Bishnu25]

I finally have a theme song, my dicks like jesus.

[Mclovin1ladizman]

I think this song is sort of gay cuz Is dudes singing it and talking about other dudes dicks.....my dick is crazy like like Lindsay Lohan..your dick got sucked by the JONASS

[ShooobyBrah]

@Mclovin1ladizman I think ur sort of gay. fuck off.

[IReallyHateMirrors]

@Mclovin1ladizman Youre just offended cuz you have a little dick

[Annamandabella]

@Mclovin1ladizman You're sort of gay.

[johnmangalathil]

Is that Joe Rogen? XD

[BeeWWBKD]

@johnmangalathil no its the guy from the scary movie series.

[johnmangalathil]

@BeeWWBKD Shit man you right!

[Rcasler313]

My dick knocked out mike tyson, your dick is uglier than a bison

[Jack3500able]

My dick is a heavyweight fighter your dick needs to change its diaper

[Perfection7Blog]

Redban took me here #Deathsquad

[Ncaablitz]

@XMDDarkManXDMX

[DrLasker1]

"my dick bench pressed 350"

lmfao!

[Jack3500able]

My dick Is wanted By C I A ur dick got carried by triple AAA

[picklesthegreatest]

@Jack3500able So my dick is the size of a car or truck? Dont really see how that is insulting

[Jack3500able]

Nobody was talkin about your dick )))

[kingwheat6969]

my dick took a test n got an A for absolute #1 fuck of the day

[4duff5]

haha thanks Harold and Kumar

[lanceman24]

someone should make a video with spongebob and squidward cutscenes to look like they are singing itthat would be hilarious!

[jkj12tres]

@lanceman24  ikr that would be the bomb lol

[ArieeShadow8]

My clit can fit a water mellon your clit cant even fit an orange

[ArieeShadow8]

3:11 ftw

[edwinchean]

thumbs up if u got this from harold and kumar xD

[pussymagnet90]

My dick bigger than China, your dick ohh wait that's a vagina.

[BGKO1992]

@pussymagnet90 looooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooool

[vinnys42]

my dick whacks to pussy yo dick whacks to cumming old pricks

[GasaBabaev]

AAA XAXA X XAXA XA XAA GAHHA HAH HAH HA NABSDUASGDAGSGAG GA GAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHH

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DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN

[Laughingfucker]

My dick is of average size, bitch I went to college and have a loving wife

My dick is okay looking, I go to the mall, like football and cooking

My dick mostly makes her cum, I used to be a Marine, took good care of my gun

My dick is like all your dicks, so stop comparing them like fucking gay pricks.

[ThePiousBird]

@Laughingfucker i thought this was funny till it became homophobic.

[XMDDarkManXDMX]

my dick is strong like an acid -yo dick is soft n flaccid

my dick has girls gasping -yo dick looks like you just left aspen

my dick makes shit happen -yo dick leaves girls laughing

my dick knows how to haggle -yo dick looks like a fraggle

my dick is an f-650 diesel -yo dick is a hybrid vehicle

my dick is performing miracles -yo dick is delicate like marigolds

my dick is too big to hold -yo dick is looking mighty cold

my dick is crazy like braveheart -yo dick stinking like a lame fart

[ThePiousBird]

@XMDDarkManXDMX i should say pussy fart at the end, lol.

[ArieeShadow8]

Am I the only one that thinks Dirt Nasty is sexy and I am horny for him???

[ThePiousBird]

@ArieeShadow8 yes



[lopezvalencia420]

Sick shit

[OhHaroDerDicing]

FFSSS Where can i get a studio version?

[hypehype1982]

chicks on stage are hot

[trentdaig]

301 people got their dicks touched by their uncle...

[IsRaELiQo]

HAROLD AND KUMAR!!!!!!!!!

[noidzybop]

my dick split women at the hips, your dick feels like a little prick

my dick make women wanna skip, your dick make women wanna shit

[1999ashk]

my dick ultra rare yo dick the size of a piece of hair

[hookahpro123]

My dick in the Army, yo dick inside lil Amy!

[sparxxboy]

my dick is for big boys your dick is a little dogs chew toy

[ABCDjjw]

I'm 12 and what is this?

[lentspark]

@ABCDjjw

you shouldnt be listening to mickey avalon...

[chompy1138]

@lentspark that was a joke =)

[lentspark]

@chompy1138

okay. <3

[deadmou5favfan]

my dick stronga than steel, yo dick aint even real

my dick bigga than a house, yo dick is like a little mouse

my dick is like a gun, yo dick isnt even fun

my dick sick & bad, yo dick weak & sad

my dick fits in all pussy yo dick is like a wussy

[iGiveYaNightmares]

@deadmou5favfan Please go listen to some deadmou5..

[sillymgarth]

is there a version where the girl doesent ruin the song

[Saliryn]

@AOZEPiC Best comment

[AOZEPiC]

My dick, bigger than a tree, your dick, took an arrow to the knee 

[SRsyndrome]

@AOZEPiC That's one of the few times I haven't hated that joke. Bravo.

[olihill101]

Someone take that microphone off that stupid girl.

[buzzybaity32123]

my dick ak47 yo dick like a mac 11

[ToySoldierxMusik]

@buzzybaity32123 thats still a good thing (y)

[seniorsexyman]

My dick, gets all da bitches. Your dick, stinks and itches

[ainesmilees]

that woman had to fuck up thye whole song with her pre-pubery voice

[klotenking97]

It is unbelievable that Mickey still knows the text by heart after 4 bottles of vodka ans a pound cocaine!!!!!!!

[cmon671]

@klotenking97 hey! thats 2 pounds, 

[TWOCRUNK4U]

I used to have a dick, until I took a arrow to the knee.

[TheRedBantoo]

@TWOCRUNK4U skyrim addict !

[gb10100]

my dick bigger than life, yo dick thinner than a knife

my dick America's MVP, yo dick cant even be seen!

my dick straight from Africa, yo dick straight from China!

my dick makes all the pussies scream, yo dick can't even make cream!

my dick Baretta 12 gauge shotgun, yo dick No Name watergun!

my dick has PhD, yo dick has the VD!

my dick like a National treasure, yo dick cant even be measured!

my dick mistaken for a tree, yo dick got da Hepatitis B!

my dick size of Canada, yo dick size of NaDa!

[RevizeLOL]

@gb10100 that was terrible

[gb10100]

@RevizeLOL consider your computer hacked

[terminatorerikson]

@gb10100 still terrible bro

[gb10100]

@terminatorerikson k hacked too... lol :P, faggot

[choro222]

esta cien chilo el video my dick

[Tullzter]

My dick thunder and lightning, your dick scary and frightening

My dick tyrannosaurus Rex, your dick cannot even flex

My dick the hammer of Thor, your dick was found dead offshore

My dick makes the girls go crazy, your dick is just too lazy

My dick double decker bus, your dick just a speck of dust

[datkilla000]

smh



[lostr3ftw]

drugs...

[ryan4618521]

My dick is like the great wall of china, yo dick doesn't even like vagina

[ilkecheez4444]

i have a phd. PRETTY HUGE DICK

[cooleo123321]

i loved this video i laughed my butt off

[philmickcrackin1]

my dick smokes all the kush ur dick is a wusss

[hippocaraz]

I would rather have a dick that looks like Macalay Culkin than one that looks like a pumpkin. Fucking chode shit.

[forian123]

wanna hear a joke about vagina

wait ... you'll never get it

[soccerlova12345]

@forian123 Your right.... i don't get it.

[PakiIslander]

@soccerlova12345 As in *you'll never get* like yeahhhh....

[soccerlova12345]

@PakiIslander ?...

[TarikGuy]

Harold and Kumar brought me here.

[maxman199]

My dick makes my pants look tight, yo dick looks like betty white

[TheAimanos]

The funny thing is they probably have small dicks... -_-

[afsrules]

a woman had to fuck it up by singing along

[vinnys42]

@afsrules ahh that was pretty sexy lol

[robbtheruler]

my dick, big like Brock Lesner, yo dick look like a Pez despencer

my dick... nuff said.. yo dick, drrr fucking SPED

[mario103s]

-my dick jumbo jet, yo dick clarinet

-my dick wetter than Niagara, yo dick needs viagra

-my dick ps3, yo dick nintendo wii

-my dick straight up pimp, yo dick always limp

-my dick nice and clean, yo dick needs Charlie Sheen

-my dick neutron star, yo dick cant get hard

-my dick shoe size 11, yo dick toddler size 7

-my dick world power, yo dick needs a shower

-my dick needs reservations, yo dick dying of starvation

-my dick atomic bomb, yo dick vietnam

[Kador2007]

@mario103s "my dick ps3, yo dick nintendo wii"? What? Don't tell me you use other guys' ideas to score a chick...

[comonderflail]

MY DICK IS THE CHING CHONG.YOUR DICK IS THE PING PONG!

[DeadlyGeko]

i like the part where he talks about dick... wait...

[dwightfamily]

he straight up look like hes rolling and tweekin at same time