short dick man

[tjones167]

Cute puppy, lol.

[mohgambia]

49 people are short dick men!!!! lmfao!!

[lyndreliscool]

@SeriousSerbiann hahaha! i'm gonna do you a favor and leave it up... ENJOY! ;]

[babababadooblydoo]

This Serbiann person is lame, ur good looking dont worry! :D

[lyndreliscool]

@SeriousSerbiann wait-- so your a girl? ohhh, then that makes sense! by the way, i love that fact that you're basing all of your facts off of this video that my friend and i made back in high school. good use of resources, ha. i'm a little intrigued on why you're so upset over a song that no one really cares about... do you have something to tell us... hmm? ;]

[lyndreliscool]

@SeriousSerbiann and i bet the only person that sees yours is your hand :]

[oiyabastard]

aww their dads are so proud of them i bet ,

[lyndreliscool]

@oiyabastard yup, definitely. 4 years later with a college degree. what are you doing with your life? :]

[oiyabastard]

@lyndreliscool LOLOL YOUR "COLLEGE" degree? in what cosmetology? what am i doin with my life?? umm... hiring people with"college" degrees to clean toilets because they cant get a job ,, lol you still live at home i bet , piss off , clean my toilet

[lyndreliscool]

@oiyabastard haha! i didn't know a cosmetology license counted as a real degree? oh darn, if i knew that i wouldn't have spent all that free money i got from the government for my tuition. you think UCSD will give me a refund? and yikes! that's the ONLY thing your job thought you suited to do? hire people to clean toilets? i don't know whether to laugh or cry D: i see you have plenty of time though to watch and comment on every single one of my videos blowing up my email. (more cont.)

[lyndreliscool]

@oiyabastard (part 2) unfortunately, i don't have time to read what wonderous exciting things you have to say probably about toilets on videos put up years ago, but it's definitely people like you that we like to piss off on here. we laugh at your ridiculous comments while we imagine an obese, lonely, middle-aged man (i'm assuming your MUCH older by your, "i hire college graduates" comment) getting all riled up from some random 21 year old girl. (more cont.)

[lyndreliscool]

@oiyabastard (part 3) luckily, i have a well paying job. probably one that pays the same amount, or even more, than yours... hopefully more because it sounds like i have a little more responsibility. so please, keep the comments coming! p.s. my dad says, hello :]

[TheFrodoKid]

@lyndreliscool Make me a sandwich or GTFO .. Snm ..

[NorCaliBeast]

Lets get drunk together. believe me the song does not apply to me. But your vagina will apply quite nicely with my dick. :)

[guitarttimman]

threeway LOL

[rhylmark]

loved the,,,,oh well we is drunk lets cut some....VERY good moves,,but the puppy at the end stole your moment and made it al ..o so cute

[watsup15315]

u couldnt even get a short dik u so fugly

[faecenation]

number one if you get it out girls, o.o you get it done!

[catazaba]

qué boleta 

[aktuber101]

short dicks for ugly bitchs... I think this is what you attract hehehe

[javi3rubuntu]

jaja this shit is funny assless bitches no want no short dick man jaja sweet!

[dk35bc]

girls are hot wanna see more email your numbers.

[bigcollegeprof]

love it

[balletguy]

i have a small one...love this video

[lyndreliscool]

@mizzmodel69 what's up with your name? haha. last time i checked, i got a man. but hey i could be wrong, mizzzzzzzzzzzmodelslooter :]

[lyndreliscool]

@xminivan that's weird i'm pretty sure i know you ha ha -____-

[JebatRastoVas]

althoug the btunete is cute

[foookyooo]

the girl in red is a man.. and the other one is an insect ... lol

[foookyooo]

why she say jesus and does the suck it sign @ the end . what u got against jesus?!

[lyndreliscool]

@foookyooo haha it was an inside joke i think. i don't remember, this video was made in 2007, ha.

[weefeatures]

2 words to make women reconsider what 'small is: 'Dry Anal'

[niteholler]

are they making fun of my 4.75 inch hard dick?!

[aWindydog]

dont want no small titted girl

[BiGShell]

what if my weewee is little in the beginning and then when its transforms into 'Zordon', would you like me? or... I walk back to Hawaii?

[DrBukcake]

Hey girls,please make some more videos. Just letting you know that I masturbate 5 times a day watching those nice asses, shake 'em for me!

[ijaz2525]

@LowLowSpinners funny dude

[ijaz2525]

@LowLowSpinners funny dude

[dannyviruegas]

Hahaha i feel bad for the dog lol XD jk :)

[0123zaq0123]

ur an ogre and the other one's pussy smells like shrimp fried rice. good luck finding anyone with ur attitude and looks

[BiGShell]

@0123zaq0123 ive never coughed so hard at a joke before. my high is up now lol

[Hammerhead786]

You guys should take whatever you can get dick wise ;)

[steveworrellmusic]

what.....the fuck! the dog is like what's a short dick??

[robersindo]

fuck uuuuuuuu

[Macedon51]

@trakomako

Respect! Women in the US are way out of control. I wouldn't fuck these two either.

[meakone23]

black girls need black long dicks man :D

[loueriv]

Is the tall one sporting a package?

[prankmakers95]

that is a A woman

[UnforseenBlade]

woah woah woah, calm down halo guy.... and u to lyndaiscool person. Oh and Mr john anderson stop being so dramatic! you all need to take a chill pill, i know tonnes of chicks that have sleepovers- then stay up late- then get bored shitless- then create absolutely ridicously wierd videos like this and im pretty sure that everyones done something wierd with there friends. Oh and the rest of you guys, blame the song artist, its not like these chicks created the bloody thing.

[RaiKonCA]

ehh.... short dick really? i got pulled over just cause some jack ass cop thought i had a gun in my pants.... it turns out that it was my dick, and not a pistol...~im asian btw~

[chardy13]

@CherryGrape7 yeah so? she at least pulls it off in a sexy way

and isnt stiff wen dancing so it looks good haha

[whiteboy212914]

this video makes my short dick stiff. embarassing.

[ryanhall2013]

Dick heads and rice......... It's what's for dinner! Eat Up you skinny, skinny girls.

[dkawec123]

love it! It's amazing how insecure guys get, just read the comments of all the guys with short dicks

[breamb0y]

HUGE BITCH

[chardy13]

not to b an ass but white girl aint got moves and ruined te vid >.> but. the other girl u made it look good ...u didnt look stiff wen u wer moving plus u wernt a cam hog

[AlnLopes]

TERRÍVEL

[DrowsyLoc]

I thought the girl in green was pretty fine =)

[hwdjaycee]

lol awh memories lol miss the 90's lol

[lyndreliscool]

@LowLowSpinners and yet you still don't grasp the fact that this video doesn't convey any of our beliefs and that it was just for fun. i'm pretty sure that 3 years later, we've grown into our bodies already ha.

[DJLOLI]

@lyndreliscool but their penises would still be short hahah and then that would be REALL funny for the haters with no sense of humor lol

[xminivan]

@lyndreliscool you're just bitter cuz you expected attention from youtube, but it backfired cuz of your flat ass lol

[captainwinkie81]

@LowLowSpinners lol thats right

[lyndreliscool]

@Steelerguy6178 haha, you make no sense at all...

[lyndreliscool]

@Steelerguy6178 stereotypical much? i sense some hate towards california girls. is it because you had a bad experience with one where she looked at you and just said, "OH GOD! WTF is that?!" idk, just a guess...

[kellchr22]

@lyndreliscool I have a guess well more of an observation.... U ugly

[lyndreliscool]

@kellchr22 ha! oh yea, i'm absolutely hideous didn't you know?

[kellchr22]

@lyndreliscool After the video i did.

[cougarsforJesus]

Funny vid.  ^___^

[philbio66]

it's not polite to point and laugh at little penises.

[jpeter38]

the dog wants a short dick man!

[whiteboy212914]

FANTASTIC VIDEO!!!

[JohnAnderson1976]

Since all women evidently hate men like me with short dicks (mine is only 13cm) - and also like to humiliate me/us for it - I see no reason to continue living. For who want to live a whole life without love and sex? And to see so so many women really enjoy hurting me/us so much... I'm leaving this world today, one totally worthless short dick less - enjoy!! / Roland

[ineedchips84]

@JohnAnderson1976 good luck

[PalaFDExplorer]

what the hell. rofl

[davereal]

I bet it's only guys with tiny ones bitching, I got a massive one and would plough them girls any day straight! I Love hot girls with big tits and slim bodies and make fun of fat ugly chicks, why can't girls who like big cocks make fun of little dicks?

If youy got a problem with this song or these girls it's cuz you aint packing and are blatently insecure.

I also love the way the puppy at the start is like wtf are yous too doing?

[Enimasj91]

@davereal IKR they mad.. If you got a big dick, then you shouldn't be offended by this video. #ImJustSaying

[blazer666999]

You chicks are fucking retarded. You look like complete morons. Quit hurting our eyes with this nasty shit, especially that ugly blonde bitch.

[axiytuns]

the dog was like.... what the hell r u guys doing??

[albinocachia]

The pink girl is hot

[cougarsforJesus]

Wow; this turned me on so much (is that gross to say? O_o)... xP

You guys made a very humorous and at the same time, sexy video!... ^___^

[LandonAbbott]

The Ogre in the pink looks like she would need a plus size cock to satisfy. But the little black bitch looks like she would be satisfied with 3 maybe 5 inches of man meat.

Get off tube shrek!!!!!

[lyndreliscool]

woah! someone needs to get laid. pretty sure i'm white not black, and i didn't know 5'7" was tall for you haha. are you a midget?

[beficasita666]

is 5in short? no thats average rite?

[ibyug]

i am a short dick man and i loved the video. you should make another.

[macBig1337]

Don't want no FLAT-ASS girl

[lyndreliscool]

haha yea makes sense since i'm wearing boxers haha.

[Quay073]

@macBig1337

fck hilarious hahahahaha

[macBig1337]

@Quay073

xD

[biggoatz]

dom,t worry i got the perfect zize0`~`0

[abucunezzer101]

your dog is very cute!

[bobjoesir]

Not even one to laugh at and humiliate while I scrubbed your bathroom and cleaned your house?

[sbenz17]

hey freaking hilarious, love how you do the enny weeny over and over again part...kudos!

[MNSuicideSoldier]

Keep making videos like this and you will never see another penis again, big or small.

[Goikoetxea82]

Don't want no FLAT-ASS girl :p

[aproviste]

I'd fuck the taller one any day

[REVHE4D]

but would she fuck you? probably not.

[Beckatitis]

LOLOLOLOL

[legolia]

i got a nice dick for u 2 (:

[TheInvisibleEve]

das blonde Weib da sieht aus wie ein Mann xDD

[ramonegg]

that short girl realli looks like she would say sumthin liek this..or already has said half the mean stuff to sum1 befor

[mopsye]

estupidas

[poopsicleo]

i do the same exact thing

[ppeppe2]

I love the attention my small dick gets...

I have a tiny little thing you can play and have fun with...

when it gets shriveled, it almost dissapear

NO GAGGiING

Im loving it mmmmm

[WitchFinderGen]

Very nice to see more lovely ladies practicing the fine art of cockteasing! If you two had done the video in just your bras and panties I would have blown my load all over the computer screen!

[SPIRALJM]

you are both stupid bitchezz

omg you ruined the song!

i couldnt even watch the whole

video it was that stupid...

[iLuvSPH]

lyndreliscool, you and your friend are gorgeous.

[housingrat]

look at there small tits!!!!! lets make fun of them and make a song called " dont want them fake ass tiny titties!"

[NASANAZIRACE]

Why would you want to do that unless you have a tennie wennie?

Mine is only 10 inches folded twice.

[Tha89Kid]

hahaha u got me laughing.mine is 20 inches folded twice.....i bet this chicks will be getting them tinnyyy dicks!

[NASANAZIRACE]

Which is bigger ? A single man's dick or a married woman's tail.

The answer is a tail of a dick.

They are always bigger in the story than in real life.

Mine is so big it applied to be it's own sovereign nation.

I entered a big dick contest and came in 1st 2nd and 3rd.

I went on a trip to Paris and my dick got there 3 days before me.

When I lay on my back my dick is the tallest structure in the world.

[Tha89Kid]

hahahaha u got me laughing again,my dick is so long ,i went on a trip to brazil and my dick got there a week before me.

that was nice dude.

[NASANAZIRACE]

My dick is so big it has it's own dick and it's dick is bigger then your dick.

My dick is so big it won't return the President's calls.

My dick is so big clowns come out of it when I cum.

My dick is so big it has a elevator and a lobby.

My dick is so big I have to call it Mr.Dick in front of company.

My dick is so big it has casters.

[NASANAZIRACE]

My dick is so big it was overthrown by a military coo, it's now known as the democratic republic of my dick.

My dick is so big I'm already fucking a girl tomorrow.

My dick is so big ships use it to find their way into the harbor.

My dick is so big there was a movie called Godzilla vs my Dick.

My dick is so big it lives next door.

My dick is so big it votes,twice.

My dick is so big it has a 3 picture deal.

[NASANAZIRACE]

My dick is so big that the head of it has only seen my balls in pictures.

My dick takes longer lunches than I do.

My dick hit 370 in the minors before it hurt it's knee.

It's so big that when it rains the head of my dick doesn't get wet.

My dick is so big it has feet.

My dick is so big a homeless family lives underneath it.

My dick is so big it has investors.

My dick is so big I use a hula hoop as a cock ring.

[halofan1227]

lol

[KingHampus]

it's hilarious but i havent seen so much turn off moves as the girl in pink does.awful man!

[popinfresh69]

lol you guys arent good looking enough to decide how big ur mans dick is just be glad you have a man with that face.

[MelissaGagne]

haha , you guys are funny :)

5 stars . :D

[GiggityGiggityRetard]

This Was So Funny , XD Lol , made my friend of it too :P

[largeweedbag]

u have a dog.

he can watch while i fuck both of u

[lyndreliscool]

dude how old are you? haha. this video was put up during high school dumb ass.

[JadeDragon007]

these 2 looks like lesbos

i don't think they want dicks period

the 1 in green is definitely a lez

[lyndreliscool]

thanks asshole but i actually have a boyfriend. i'm sorry all you have is the tube sock your mom put google eyes on, but sucks. did you put "dragon" in your name because dungeons and dragons is the only friend you have? don't get butt hurt over this video haha.

[halofan1227]

so your point is....?

[lyndreliscool]

@halofan1227 this is no point, we were just bored and thought this song was funny...and i'm pretty sure not EVERY guy wants big boobs...half of my best friends are guys so i get the inside scoop on everything.

[txellcots]

hahaha so funny

[123455432108]

Iwould honestly tear your vagine walls so bad it will bleed' I swear to you both of you then your pussy will look like red cabbage and u wont be able to pee without burning for weeks.

u silly litle fools'

[YoureMyPuppet]

lmao

[dushan123456]

just lol and cute

[Infiniteuphorix]

il stuff my dick in your ass blondie

[xdarkxflowerx]

What do you mean "stuff" it? It's so small you could just slide it in without lube.

[Infiniteuphorix]

no the last girl i was with said it would be too big to even put in her ass okay then? il stuff it in your mouth that will shut you up emo lemon

[martyny]

best short dick man vid on youtube

[tomtom11222]

thats a dude on the right.

[lyndreliscool]

wtf? last time i checked i was a girl but thanks anyways jerk haha.

[DestinyFRESH]

omgg,

the girl in the green is

like reeeaally pretty !

[schlueckchen]

the right girl is hot!!

[Barusska7]

trapnééé

[JustinTheMagician12]

dont want no small tit girl!!!!

[lyndreliscool]

i'm sorry. go tell your girlfriend to get a boob job, maybe you'll be happy with her then. oh wait, can socks get boob jobs? hmm, you should look into that. it's just a video!

[halofan1227]

no srrsly we want big boobs

[lyndreliscool]

awe haha, don't get sad, it's ok. you'll have friends one day haha.

[komutlek]

it's enough for short girl i think :)

[lyndreliscool]

high five for this comment ha.

[heinzpo]

I love the dog. Is a Labrador? How old is the puppy?

[liljoe4a]

Awesome...

[johnblack1111]

brilliant. very good at making me feel small. feel free to mock me for it. if you want to know my size just ask...

[BRLStudio]

...And guys don't like small tits eather...lol. U guyz r dummass goofin' haha

[lyndreliscool]

haha. god get so emotional about a little joking video. seriously.

[BRLStudio]

daumm i wasnt sayin ne thing bad! 4 realz. haha itz hella funny that you got like hella people talkin bout d*ck and shit (Comment under this). ahaha

alll u tryin ta compensate an shyt!! haha ..wow

[lyndreliscool]

haha, you're fucking weird man.

[halofan1227]

@rloco80 youre gay

[halofan1227]

lol only homos and a few girlz dislike halo lolz....homo lol ur a homo

[lyndreliscool]

@halofan1227 give it up kid. go play your halo and fantasize about your wannabe anime girls or something.

[halofan1227]

Mmmm first of all i akready have a girkd friend second ....umm anime is fucking gay totally hate it and no im not a kid

[lyndreliscool]

oh god. well glad to know you have a "girkd" friend. why don't you go spend time with her instead of wasting your time defending your sexuality and nuisance on a little comment box on youtube. seriously give it up! i can tell you're so defensive because you comment on everything you possibly can. and the fact that you misspelled words seems as though you're extremely disturbed at the fact that your point isn't getting across so you're angrily typing.

[halofan1227]

well...srry i made a mistake on typing ... i wasnt "angrily typing"

[jpeter38]

@halofan1227 gotta be the most retarded comment here on youtube, gratz brah

[halofan1227]

@jpeter38 huh?