Cannibal Corpse - Blunt Force Castration

[RevolucionMax]

SUPER BRUTAL thrash CROSSOVER.esta banda tremenda. las guitarras son brutales como LA 39 MAFIA CUBANA (musica agreesiva autista) from argentinautarquia.

[fffan420]

I bet this song was named after DorsetRod !

[DorsetRod]

@fffan420 No, it was named after the wretched no-balls spawn of Satan that follow this band of losers...

[StalfosWomb]

brutal...castration is bad enough without it having to be via blunt force. Ouch............

[Hammersmashed68]

my dick hurts now

[mattheww187]

Damn gotta comment on you dorsetrod. I read some of your post if you dont like CC what are you doing here 1. And why are you picking on these youngsters. Music is music only assholes with opinions make it anything more. So you say CC isnt your type thats fine. Some of the people here obviously like it. Grow up! I listen to many kinds I happen to like AC/DC and Zepplin. You say Mediocer there is nothing mediocer about CC. Pioneers of there genre at least! Hate you dont even know me. METALHEAD iAM

[DorsetRod]

@mattheww187 Thank you for your succinct and beautifully crafted comments, Mathew. You show a fine appreciation of the English language, indeed a typical metalhead approach to communication is displayed here, with such an astounding command of the language, its nuances, grammar and syntax. Now fuck off and listen to your shit CC music...

[DorsetRod]

@mattheww187 I have not been on this site for ages. I don't give a fuck what people think about me, I will leave my comments wherever I want. I am not picking on youngsters, either, if they want to ruin their ear drums with this CC shit that's up to them, I can't make them stop listening to nonsensical rubbish posing as 'music'. And it is spelled MEDIOCRE, by the way. TWAT! You grow up. I like the Stones, AC/DC and Zeppelin and the Who, thats what I call music but I am not imposing it on you.

[kingofcrime87]

@DorsetRod *Looks down at comments*

*Notices you've been replying to these comments for 4 months*

*Reads past comments*

*Bangs head in frustration that people like you have to exist*

By the way the 'imposing it on you' comment made me smile. I missed the part where we imposed this on you. You chose to come on here purely to anger people you don't know. Don't you have any friends or something?

My advice. Gain some social skills, because if what I've read here is who you are, you need help.

[DorsetRod]

@kingofcrime87 Yes, I need help...please send a nubile young spawn of Satan woman to give me a massage, my head hurts listening to this shit. I know, to shut me up , why dont you just stop making comments to me? And I will go away...simple!

[music12612]

@DorsetRod This is music, just because you dont like it no one one really gives a shit, i like AC/DC and Led Zeppelin to and Metallica, hell even cold play, there a 2 types of music good and bad of ALL genres.Shit some death metal sucks arse but cannibal corpse are one of the best at death metal there is, and as for nonsensical well you you would say that of course because i think you are a one minded fool, i would bet my left ball that you cant even read music, and dont even play an instrument

[DorsetRod]

@music12612 @ ..." i would bet my left ball that you cant even read music, and dont even play an instrument"

so that would be just like Cannibal Corpse then, and I would be in good company...lol!!

[oldsalttattoo]

@WinterWorm, im thinking a hammer smashed face would give a second opinion

[Evil1Reaper]

rofl DorsetRod a dad hahahahaha then he is really retarted one which dad trolls on internet and argues rofl

[mrplayer2732]

Cannibal corpse is maybe most brutal band eva.

[grunthunter44]

this song hurts my balls just listening to it.

[KetamineAddict]

5 people have been castrated by a blunt force

[ScottLoiselle]

Well, this may not be a style of music I prefer, but I really love the way that the singer screams capoNIZED!!

[inchilada]

Your all silly Clowns :D

[KillKeymo]

I'm pretty convinced that 97% of the people leaving comments here , "fighting" and crying over stupid pointless bullshit don't even really listen to Cannibal Corpse, they're just poser ass kids that think its cool cause of the shocking subject matter , the artwork & imagery on CC's album covers.

Beyond the Cemetery l..l,

[DorsetRod]

Seriously, guys, go listen to Immigrant Song by Led Zeppelin or Voodoo Chile by Jimi Hendrix if you want some good rock music, not this excrement.

[TheMetalclub666]

@DorsetRod pussy bitch go suck a dick your probably afraid of cannibal corpse you cunt

[DorsetRod]

Caught my step son listening to this shit tonight, smacked his head and took away his laptop, this is just PURE SHIT and made my neighbour bang on the wall, he thought the dog was having a seizure. What a bunch of talentless fucking losers! They all need castrating and I'd volunteer to do it, no fucking problem.

[T3dquest99]

@DorsetRod Fuck you. You are keeping your son from what he loves. Shame on you. What if i saw you watching your wife, and took her away? And fyi, there's a reason Cannibal Corpse is so good. They are not talentless losers. If they were, they wouldn't be making SO MUCH more money than your sorry ass. Go kill yourself.

[SomaVlog]

@DorsetRod Don't worry kid, he's not your real dad.

[hfddemon]

@DorsetRod George would pop your head like a zit, douchefuck.

[DorsetRod]

@hfddemon George can only pop the zits on his tiny excuse for a dick, when he can find it, fuckwit retard.

[hfddemon]

@DorsetRod Don't compare your dick to Georges'... You sad sad man...

[DorsetRod]

@hfddemon Why not, at least I have one unlike George who appears to have taken his own song literally and castrated himself whilst 'singing'...

[hfddemon]

@DorsetRod It is singing you dumb english fuck. I hope you decide to kill yourself soon.

[DorsetRod]

@hfddemon If this is 'singing' I would hate to know what your definition of 'noise' is! LOL You dumb Yanks can't tell the difference between your ass and your elbow most of the time, how the fuck would you know if he was singing or having a dump? Corpse dump all over you dumb fucks and laugh all the way to the bank after taking your money for this turgid shit. LMAO!!!

[hfddemon]

@DorsetRod It is singing you english faggot. Go suck your PM's dick. Fuck the queen, fuck your monarchy.

[DorsetRod]

@hfddemon Fuck your wank stain laughable joke for a president, go suck his dick (you'd love that) fuck your vile country, fuck all your death metal music shit and last of all ...FUCK YOU, RETARD!

[hfddemon]

@DorsetRod How about no? You're the retard that is so intolerant of art that you couldn't stand your son listening to some music. I bet you don't listen to music. I bet you're a fat, lazy, t.v. watching, tea sipping english fuck. :)

[DorsetRod]

@hfddemon LOL, retard, and I bet you're a fat, lazy, burger-stuffing, Bud-drinking, tv watching baseball addict US freak with the IQ of a gnat. For the record I don't class C Corpse as 'music' for young ears, more like propaganda for hatred and intolerance itself. Get a life and go listen to Led Zeppelin, or is that too fucking English for you, you racist?

[WinterWorm]

@DorsetRod

"Too fucking english", that's not racism, that's nationalism.

You're the intolerant and ignorant one here, all music should be encouraged and viewed the same. I personally only listen to CC because of their smooth skill with the instruments, and how perfectly they go with eachother.

You are the one promoting hate through insulting, and to be honest, most metalheads I've seen are very humble, tolerant and intelligent people that just dress differently, and listen to music

[DorsetRod]

@WinterWorm I don't hate all metalheads, I like Zeppelin and AC/DC if you can class them as metal and have their entire collection on CD, but I draw the line at mediocrity - which is where CC start in my humble opinion. Again, in my opinion, this is not music, this is noise. Noise at the expense of meaningful lyrics, melody and rhythm.

[mattheww187]

@DorsetRod Noise you dont know anything bro. Its a very technical style. But you probably no nothing of the genre.

[Chem1kill]

@DorsetRod for 1 dude if your not a musician gtfo who are you to say whats mediocre? Zepplin and Ac/Dc arent even metal they are classic rock they are not metal this is death metal a totally different type of genre educate yourself and do some research b4 you start spewing blasphemous nonsense

[fffan420]

@Chem1kill Agreed !

[HammerSmashedBabies]

@DorsetRod good job fitting the stereotypical ass hole of a step dad. i read ur other comments, zeppelin and hendrix is good but doesn't put you in a mood CC would put u in. u should get off the internet and focus on getting an actual house so ur neighboors won't bang on ur walls. maybe ur step son will love u more and not remind u that ur not his real father u pathetic piece of english with no appreciation of art

[DorsetRod]

@HammerSmashedBabies Your stupid name: 'HammerSmashedBabies - says everything anyone needs to know about you - a violent, retarded dickhead. That's right, keep the comments personal now because you cannot stand criticism of your brainwasher master CC. Art? fart more like! LMAO END OF.

[HammerSmashedBabies]

@DorsetRod CC isn't my master, Megadeth is my master u faggot go fucking hang urself. it isn't cticism, it's it's just some asshole like you insultingan awesome band.

[xYmirx]

any one else agree this is the only true death metal band left who doesnt do can little harmonic shit like black dahlia and whitechapel... not saying they arent good but CC is the original death metal band and the only one i know of that has songs about smashing penises with hammers

[Freddy3740]

Thumbs up if the name brought you to this song.

[videogamerselite270]

This is what your girlfriend will do to you if you cheat on her.

[Disturbed95AUT]

@videogamerselite270 yeah she did this to me :D

[Meex1989]

the guitars are sick, but I hate these lyrics and vocals. I wouldn't mind to hear the clean version with the vocals omitted. Is there one I can find? I am not a person with a weak stomach.  I just hate the sound of a barking dog of lyrics.

[mmfwclx2]

@Meex1989

It's funny you would complain about that. George Fisher has one of the purest death metal voices this generation. I would say just get used to it, because its fucking beautiful.

[martJOB]

I have never LOL'd so fucking hard at death metal...

[luna112387]

cannibal corpse fukin metal genius

[CYToilets]

gotta love 1:52

[wrestlingfan12321]

i gues this is the reason biebers voice is so high lol

[wrestlingfan12321]

crushing your testikels fast this is by far hte funniest cc song iv'e heard so far

[posthumanfetus]

I have trouble listening to "SLEEEDGE HAMMERRRRR DESTROYS GROIN!!!" without laughing.

[eddief60]

3 people have been castrated by blunt force

[TheMetalWhiteTiger]

The phrase "Blunt Force Castration" has been a part of my regular vocabulary since I first heard it ^.^

[eezokk]

@TheMetalWhiteTiger dayymn! you must make a lot of death threats

[ElfNoldor]

he said testicles : D



[zammylot]

This song makes my balls hurt. :\ I wonder why....

[Methbuster167]

@zammylot its cuz it makes you concious about them. my balls dont hurt, but i squeeze my legs around them for some reason. idk why

[sniperXspartan]

that would fucking suck...

[95frisco]

Squish...



[egghead62]

Another CC' classic. Enough said. Enjoy, Motherfuckers. ^ ^)

[snfred]

ive been laughing to this song since the album came out. its absolutely hilarious, in that brutal kind of way

[jordangoskate]

the name made me LOL. the song made me cry in a corner

[therealsix6six6six6]

This is not a song you LOL to.

[ADeadlierSnake]

@therealsix6six6six6 Dude, even Corpsegrinder lol'd to this song when he was recording it. He talked about it in an interview

[reggiepoops]

lol. I like this song

[DunayFTW]

great riffs in this one