Rejected - Best Oscar Award Winner Movie

[crowtheartist]

"Thank you....-Brian Hoffman"???.....from death metal band, Deicide?

[eleventwelveten]

serious drugs..

[gamescrb]

damn, I'm on the weird part of youtube again

[handlethief]

My brain started to hurt at 3 minutes so i stopped the clip. Get to the point already

[Android18uk]

I've never heard of flying swarming ticks lol.

[SLiV9]

Why is this not yet on my favourites list?

[wpdrummingforjesus]

i wish it would actually load so i don't see that freaking spinning circle for 15 minutes

[JPfingerskater]

7 days.......

[MrMustachio13]

his anus isnt bleeding hes just on his period

[nokotchi]

Don't do drugs while animating, kids.

[animegirl86]

wut?

[talorswiftlover1]

looks like someone is on their period.. ;D

[evolvedhumanoid]

Twisted...and superb.

[twangtsa23]

Im aroused

[soundiris]

that was some 9 minutes of your life you cannot take back :(

[taterj123]

BEST YOUTUBE VIDEO OF ALL TIME!!!

[davidportugheis]

It didn't win the oscar, it was nominated... still, what an amazing piece of work!!



[kangarooSpooge]

I am the Queen of France!!

[NARWALLABY]

what's the orchestra music in the background like in 7:05 ?

[7lissrbe7]

WTF that's disturbing! I'm the queen of France... Wow.

[AngmarKingBG]

6:41 "THE MONKEY POURED COFFEE IN MY MOOSE"

[RSBros2]

LOL @ 5:00



[Eeveerulz55]

Im not sure weather this is the greatest thing I ever saw or the worst thing I ever saw.

[PippinHoeg]

@richdudeslovelazers It's 'Nu er det jul igen', I know it only in Danish, the on in Rejected is Swedish (or possibly Norwegian, sorry but I can't tell) It means 'Now it's Christmas again', and the whole thing goes:

Nu er det jul igen (Now it's Christmas again)

Og julen varer lige til påske (And Christmas lasts until Easter)

Nej, det er ikke sandt (No, that's not true)

For ind imellem kommer fasten (Because in between is Lent)

[Alexa0Heart0Heart]

@PippinHoeg why do we need all this explaining, just watch the video

[richdudeslovelazers]

What is the song playing when his anus is bleeding?

[SpeedCubing4Life]

1,924 peoples anus is bleeding.

[grandeelfa]

:|

[movieaddict92]

This is genius.

[transformers28121]

I love happy endings :)

[joycin123]

1,924 people's anuses are bleeding

[jillx1231]

dance! everybody dance! *yea woo hoo yea!!* yay!!!! *yeaa woo hoo hoo!!* life is gooood!!! *yea woo yea hoo!!* this is funnnnuh! * yea wahhoo wahoo!* my anus is bleeding! *yea woo hoo!!!* my anus! is bleeding! *hoo woo yea!!* FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, AND ALL THAT IS HOLY! MY ANUS IS BLEEDING!!!! *yea woo hoo yea!* WAAAAAAAH!!!!

[QuadDamageTnT]

dobrze pier*olniete



[damnagoraz]

What deh fuck is dis?

[KazeSkyfox]

Of course something as random as this would be popular.

I'm going to assume this is intended to look like amateur Flash work.

It makes me feel a hell of a lot better about my drawing skills.

[SadisticReviews]

I use to like this video then my retarded friends killed it by quoting it. Word of advice; don't quote awesome videos, just show your friends and shut up.

[chubbsvalle]

Like if you're watching this in 1995!!

[rcarlson1993]

All hail the Queen of France.

[Skateluki]

What is this?! 

[digitalsignalx]

Thank you Day[9]

[russellray16]

My ear phones came unplugged at work when it yelled "my anus is bleeding"

[Psychopath998]

Wtf

[Eminenne1]

4:16

The original troll

[scaperune32]

Really? like thousands of stick figures were killed and everyone is laughing? damm. yall some cruel mofo's youtube viewers! ;)

[cbridges498]

This was so disturbing in an oddly pleasing way......from funny to disturbing to the frackin creepy cartoonagedion ending.

[WigglePuppyFTW]

4:39 :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­DDDDDDDDDDDDD

[shakirachan12]

Lol it funny this isnt violent want to watch something violent go watch happy tree friends aint so happy... relax people it suppose to be funny. Sometimes we neeed stupid things to make us relax and laugh

[shakirachan12]

Lol ...D: my anus is bleeding...yay yay

[Chris69Ogier]

Co ja pacze?!

[GoatsHoesAndYou]

i think thats enough internet for one day..

[WMsquared]

This probably inspired ASDF. But Tomska's stuff is so much funnier.

[hazzabananza]

@WMsquared look at5 the dates of the videos you idiot.

[WMsquared]

@hazzabananza I think you must have misunderstood my comment. "This probably inspired ASDF." That means this came first, ASDF was made after because Tomska got the idea from this. Try a dictionary sometime.

[jjblackme]

1918 peoples' anuses are bleeding

[superSuperKoala]

4:56 1,918 people can't dance.

[Gummybear784]

I can not watch this video without laughing! 8D

[richdudeslovelazers]

Whats the song playing during anus bleeding?

[JoshuaCecilJohn]

There are some things on this planet that, once seen, cannot be unseen. This video is one of those things.

[Gummybear784]

@JoshuaCecilJohn I agree.

[Crazybenjiwoo]

@JoshuaCecilJohn theync.com... don't go their.

[Doodlescomics]

The sad part is it was actually nominated for an Oscar.

I think the anus bleeding part scarred me for life. But I liked the rest.

[Rellik165]

Is anyone else scared that they're laughing at this?

[NinjaSushi2]

The end was really good editing.

[NinjaSushi2]

Needs 1080p.

[ykamar17]

Are you serius!!!! Do you stilll wandering why this was rejected...?

[MyMaskOfJoy]

MY ANUS IS BLEEDING.... yaaaay! ^_^

[chunkstyle2]

"My spoon is too big!" Sounds like Herbert from Family Guy.

[trever014]

1,900 people didn't like this video.

[PurpleXxXDino]

All I said while watching this was: T'F!?! THE FUC*?!

[PurpleXxXDino]

5:40 he got his period ...

[applepudding022]

GENIUS

[TygaPounce]

1909 peoples anuses are bleeding. >____________> sounds like a personal issue.

[LittleBraveMouse]

i didnt like it, I found no sense in it at all

[Doaders592]

The same thing at the end happens to me whenever i do math.

[AW350ME1]

5% of peoples anus' are bleeding while 95% of us are dancing.

[KingofKrash77]

1909 people take life too seriously!

[setsailful]

the very first ASDF movie

[brennadancer457]

Im feeling fat and Sassy!

My spoon is too big

Im a banana

[chickenscratchjoe]

and thats what happens to canceled T.V. shows kids

[NeecheeAndMidnight]

You know I would totally comission that, given the chance.

[noneyafreakinbiz]

1909 people are not feeling fat & sassy!

[ThePlatinumzombie83]

on the left-handed segment...i understand it was supposed to be sloppy, but why would writing with your left hand effect the characters 2 voices, i had no clue what they said!!!

[iHurricaneA7x]

This guy never tripped. EVER.

[sirdavidrush1]

Note to self: Get rid of the plan to film about a disabled holocaust victim who is a genius training poor kids in oklahoma to read. Instead write a short animated feature which tells the Family Learning Channel to go screw itself!!!! True brilliance!!! Oscar Glory!!!!

[xXTHEBRANDINIXx]

1,908 people are consumer whores!

[Tailsfriendkilxem]

No wonder this was rejected. It's too stupid and violent

[immabosscore]

@Tailsfriendkilxem you're stupid and violent.

[Linkondorf]

1,908 people have angry ticks firing from their nipples.

[ThatCrazyStranger]

@Linkondorf 1,924 people's anuses are bleeding.

[WegraX]

Wait did this thing really win an oscar? Sorry stupidity is acting up

Though it does deserve one!

[Ilikeflowersx]

That guy doesn't even have any nipples! -_-

[JpKilledMe]

asdfmovie rapes this

[Reyninthedesert]

@JpKilledMe They took their inspiration from this... so yeah sure

[Reyninthedesert]

@JpKilledMe And this guy has done all those funny pop-tart commercials.

[mastercatsman]

8:12 still freaks the living shits out of me

[kylehartwig12345]

Fucked up

[4313rahman]

WHAT THE FUCK

[JGIHO]

i'm scared o_o

[Logology101]

1905 people's spoon is either too big or they can't get their anuses to stop bleeding.

[Terrarian96]

At 5:00, y are they playing a swedish christmas song?

[EarthlyMaidenLita]

@Terrarian96 Well, it sounds good with the scene, so why not?

[fernandomfernandes]

My anus is bleeding.

[Z0mbieILLNESS]

my iq, is lower

[meo11290]

I DONT UNDERSTANT WHAT THIS VIDEO IS ABOUT !!!!!!!!

[sk8rgrl749]

it seems like my friend would of made this cause shes random like that lol but this stuff is frekin funny especially at 4:42



[fatalxfaggot2]

I am a banana

[XXXStudio]

best video on youtube, by far

[kiwigrl89]

I'm feeling fat and sassy.

[LadyJahh]

LMFAO ! , damn , 4:55 ,

Beautiful . xD

[Account13111]

I started crying at 4:00

[razputinepanzerfaust]

best... movie... ever....

[EscafeyVEVO]

The creator of this movie is creative. He made it through drawing and make animation. Thats the work of art.

[MrMike3569]

have seen this over half a dozen times and its STILL funny XD

[oOoOoOwned3141592]

I would definitely buy all those damn products if I saw these commercials on TV.

[TangShen]

MY SPOON IS TOO BIG

[rinaruhi]

4:36 OMG ROFL!!!!!!!!

[xxxPurpleSkullxxx]

Ma BOWL is too SMALL.

[Destiny4444Pezz]

ahahaha i remember the first time i watched this........i almost died at 5:45

[TripleChocolates]

Some people are just retarded like the person who made this video, your gross

[TangShen]

@TripleChocolate The person who made this video was just different and not gross but yet instead creative. So stop acting like a fucking child about it or go back to your Disney movies.

[816deelicious]

@TripleChocolates *you're. Retard.

[pk3rsown]

inb4 mind melts

[venoradubstep]

i am the queen of france.

[XxGameOverxX123]

1900 people have no sense of humor

[duanebg]

@XxGameOverxX123 1900 and 1.... boooo to them

[OverStuffedTaco]

This movie was a major part of my childhood

[futuredirector999]

when they dance, some of them look like they're stanky legging, lol

[stelthairsoft98]

I like this but who ever made this must have been stoned when he/her did. XD

[screwbacca556]

I FEEL FAT AND SASSY :(

[blazerkingUK]

I feel like asdf copied these."

[FunnyPuup]

I AM A BANANA!

[TheJayortiz]

ME:MY ANIS IS BLEEDING

KIDS:YAYYYYYYYYY!

[14luna21]

MY ANUS IS BLEEDING!!!!!!!!!!

[Laurenbaby123456]

wtf is this! :O

[Coolz256]

Please tell me someone else started dancing when that little soap-in-the-microwave thing said dance?

[PivotGQ]

0_.

[Thramoun]

That guy would have earned MILLIONS on youtube...

A shame it didn't exist back then.

[ZacFan17]

by far THE best video on youtube...

[TheDudedv6]

i think i lost like 50 I.Q.

[erickuhl215]

At the 4:40 minute of the movie is the best part.

[jayman2145]

1,896 people wear normal hats!!!

[lobouy42]

Our French teacher showed us THAT at SCHOOL. He was like "this is epic! You HAVE to see it!!!!" -__-'

[GeneralStew3]

Son: I am a consumer whore!!

Father: And how son?

Son: Because i go out and try different things to seee how i like them

[THESWAGGALICIOUSNESS]

6:42 - A MONKY PORK CHOPPY IN MY BOOTS!

[ThePlatinumzombie83]

how was ''funny'' a top comment.....it may be removed now but seriously?

[missmidnightroses]

my brain is full of fuck.

[gruff123]

what the.

[Cougar101123]

This is so funny.

[2001MuffinMan]

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! MY ANUS IS BLEEDING!

[LovelyWitness92]

My spoon is too BIG! xD haha this made me crack

[zzzombie888]

MY ANUS IS BLEEDING!

[RoLeXClan]

WTF did I just watch??

[HellxOmega]

@RoLeXClan a stickman with a big spoon

[FreshPrinceRD]

2:41 I tell you, The amount of times that's happened to me :/

[ilovenycsomuch]

OMG!

7:19-8:41

[ilovenycsomuch]

3:27 - 3:50

L. O. L.

[margig98]

This was the best 9 minutes and 22 seconds of my life.

[PeaceProductions0]

@margig98 yes it was

[MrAirdrier]

@6:40  ...did he just say "A MONKEY POURED COFFEE IN MY MOOCH"

[koen577]

@MrAirdrier i think so not sure

[ilovenycsomuch]

@MrAirdrier HAHAHAHA...

[Foxovsky]

This video gave me diarrhea

[halo6534]

Did he really fucking expect anyone to accept these?

[jessicasomeone1]

holy shit fuckin epic 

[drpepperishot1998]

For the love of god and everything else holy my anus is bleeding

[twelfthkingdom]

Still one of the best animated shorts ever.

[spangle236161]

1:42

FUCK :D

[xXxDeathPixiexXx]

I am the queen of france! xD

[xXelmarcoCFCXx]

*Banana walks on screen*

"I am a banana!"

[penguinz1234567]

this is a truly disturbing piece of literature...