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  • go go notch defense force

    you are now reading that with power ranger theme

  • Notch is a douche

    The game is crap and all the fanboys have finally realized it.

    Terraria - made in 6 months - is 10 times the game Minecraft is.

    Dwarf Fortress is still awesome, Minecraft is still a big circle jerk of nonsense.

    And Notch's latest idea, Scrolls? Nice magic ripoff, twit.

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  • 1:37

  • I love how the last one sets Notch apart from the hard-working developers.

  • Fuck I'm watching it again and IM RAGING EVEN MORE THAN THE LAST TIME

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  • He, im in there.

    No voice-over for my post, probably because Im not retarded as shit

  • 1:36

    I lost

  • so i guess im not the only one that wants to take an update to the knee?

  • No A-Team theme?

    Am disappoint.

  • Raged so hard. I Mad.

  • I will now rest for a while I will now rest for a while I will now rest for a while I will now rest for a while I will now rest for a while I will now rest for a while I will now rest for a while I will now rest for a while I will now rest for a while I will now rest for a while I will now rest for a while I will now rest for a while I will now rest for a while I will now rest for a while I will now rest for a while I will now rest for a while I will now rest for a while

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  • I will now rest for a while.

  • You could argue that early adopters always get shafted on price, but in exchange get to play a major role in the development of the product. Notch's apparent work ethic, however, suggests he doesn't value them as customers or collaborators.

  • Timesplitters music!

  • THE END THE END THE END THE END THE END THE END THE END THE END THE END THE END THE END THE END THE END THE END THE END THE END THE END THE END THE END THE END THE END THE END THE END THE END THE END THE END THE END THE END THE END THE END THE END THE END THE END THE END THE END THE END THE END THE END THE END THE END THE END THE END THE END THE END THE END THE END THE END THE END THE END THE END THE END THE END

  • YOUR SHIT TASTES SO DELICIOUS NOTCH!

  • Fuck.

    Subscribed.

  • autisim.

  • It's a full game now... and it still feels unfinished.

  • Beta. BEEEEEEEAAAAAAATAAAAAAAAAA!!!!­!!

    This was awesome :D

  • spaghetti

  • Timesplitters Future Perfect music.

    Nice.

  • i have such a big fucking problem with 0:50

    WHAT FUCKING BUGFIXES!??!?!

    EACH UPDATE MAKES THE GAME MORE LIKELY TO CRASH AND START GLITCHING OUT

    STUPID FUCK!

  • Incoming Notch Hate Force.

  • Sounds like the same people defending Red Orchestra 2.

  • saged, reported, called the police.

  • If that first whiny post was true.

    I would have never bought the game..

    It's not playable shape even now. Is there a gamemode to the game yet?

  • I bought it in alpha, been playing it daily for over a year. Eitherway, I got my money's worth.

  • @FuIIOfFaiI true, but there's a chance the game will never be finish

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  • Notch is a lazy cunt who only works 3 days a week.

  • Faved.

  • i honestly don;t understand your point , yes notch is a lazy fat bastard, but if you bought the alpha all the updates are free, but yes the fans do kinda get butthurt

  • I'm so glad i pirated it

  • I am not defending him, but really, you wanted to buy the game, you get what you want, the game, nobody said that it is guaranteed there will be hundreds of great updates if you buy it.

  • Who's the voice at 2:42? I am..strangely aroused by the voice.

    ..Please don't ask.

  • If you have payed for Minecraft and enjoyed it, your money was well spent.

    If you payed and didn't enjoy it, your money was not well spent.

  • @GentlemanBrawler Exactly what I mean

  • To be fair, Notch and company has been fixing alot of bugs, which is why new content has been on the back-burner. See, I think he has just started using a different method, of not really releasing new stuff without it being thoroughly tested, which takes longer, but avoids future issues. Realistically, you're never going to be able to catch all bugs, but you can get most of them if you take the time out to test it. I hack snes roms, so I can sympathize with them, game development takes time.

  • ONE GUY

  • My favorite argument from the NDF is "I'd like to see you make a game as good as Minecraft", as if by making a successful game automatically suspends the concept of respecting customers opinions.

  • This is best pronuncation of "you baka gaijin !" i have ever heard in my life. If i was a radio host or something like that, i would have used it for a comical sound effect instead of "duh !".

  • TIMESPLITTERS!

  • I wouldent be so upset at Notch, if he did not obviously just follow the mod community and steal/borrow their ideas. Snow coming back? Well thats odd, a mod for snow was finally released.

  • I remember when notch released weekly updates almost whit more content then what he does monthly now. He didn't even have a team then . I don't understand what is taking so long whit the updates. Where is all the cool stuff that he promised?!

  • @Drebin898 Ah, so Notch is going the George R.R. Martin route?

  • OMG PEOPLE HAVE OPINIONS THAT DIFFER FROM MY OWN!

  • Expect minecraft to be fully abandoned by the end of the year, when Notch slaps finished on it then its probably the end.

    The 1.4 update was terrible and shows how lazy Notch has become

    At least Jeb adds content (even if its predominately things from mods)

  • @00dude3 "when Notch slaps finished on it then its probably the end."

    It's funny, because he actually slapped an area called "The End" onto and it said it was done.

  • How can they say it's a hobby when he quit his job to go full time and bought an office.

    When you go into an office to do your hobby, it's not a hobby anymore. It's your job.

  • @Reaprar when you get over 250,000 dollars from selling something im pretty sure its not a hobby aswell

  • @TheBlueMarth The actual number you're looking for is 22,918,000 Euros, which is roughly 32 million US dollars. That's revenue, so it doesn't take into account server costs and paypal deductions.

  • @TheBlueMarth Oh sup Marf?

  • 2:12 - great moderator you've got there -.-' this is why i'd rather eat shit than read the official mc forums

  • Wow. Seriously, this is hilarious. Both extremes are wrong, and therefore everybody hates everybody.

  • Never trust a fat man do to a thin mans job. They got fat for a reason: LAZY!

  • You should make this a series and show the rebuttals.

  • oh hi melvana

  • har har har

    that's why I pirated it.

  • Hahaha pretty good stuff right here. 

  • Fuckin lol

    I'm glad you got that cookie cutter response from AI in there about being "glad" at people's complaints. That dumb faggot always says the same thing in every dissenting thread he's in. "NOTCH DOESN'T CARE IF YOU HAVE CONSTRUCTIVE CRITICISM THAT COULD PROMOTE THE GAME HAHA SO IMPOTENT, NEGATIVE FEEDBACK NOT ALLOWED, LOCK" - AI

    There was another thread recently that offered actual programming solutions to some Minecraft bugs that was tweeted to Notch, and it was also locked. Bullshit.

  • On Notch's defense (not force) you really can't blame him for these idiots.

  • Ah, It's always entertaining reading the delusions of rapid fanboys religiously defending their lord and savior, notch/gaben/bungie/whogivesara­tsass.

  • @RadimirWackytov NOTCH DEFENCE FORCE

  • I fucking lol'd

  • @RadimirWackytov

    lets hope he gambles all his money away there so he actually has to work on the game to make money

  • 3:01

    ulililia is that you?

  • Okay where can I download the map at :14? D:

  • @MamaLuigi314 He's not just writing variable and netcode. I said he has to do that AS WELL AS create graphics, invent interesting acheivements, and bug test. And as anyone who's programmed anything knows, bug testing is often the toughest part.

    But let's put this into context. He's worked for 2 years getting this game off the ground. He also started a business. Mojang is pumping content out faster than Blizzard now, to be honest. I'm surprised Notch hasn't burned out yet. "He's lazy" my ass!

  • @stenchinator hello i'm a programmer. please compare notch to john carmack. if notch's pitiful work is enough to make one "burned out", then surely carmack must be a charred husk by now?

  • @vedsgoc Yeah, just compare Notch to anyone that knows what they're doing, the Carmacks and the Sweeneys. Those guys are even chronologically older than Notch and yet probably biologically younger if you just look at them, and their accomplishments tower over Notch's.

  • Yup, let's just take the most juvenile responses and have them represent everyone who supports Notch. Sounds fair.

    Anyways, as someone who is entering the games industry, I can assure you that game development can be tricky business. Notch spent an unhealthy amount of time last year developing Minecraft, and now he's WISELY investing his time setting up a business and accepting awards.

    What's he working on now? Nothing? No, he's working on an achievement system. Let's see you build that.

  • @stenchinator Achievements are in like every game now. Farm this 10 times in FarmVille. Kill 10 rats in what-have-you-MMORPGs. They take nearly no time or sources to implement.

  • @ShinyMarshtomp In theory, they are simple. Kill X monsters, gather Y resource.

    But Notch said that he wasn't doing this, and he's coming up with more inventive acheivements; but that's just the first step. Then he actually has to code the system, which involves adding new variables, creating an online database to track these variables, figuring out what's handled by the server and client, creating an achievement GUI that fits with the game and doesn't clutter the screen, and THEN test bugs.

  • @ShinyMarshtomp In minecraf the achievements are challenges,not chores (for example: ride a pig of a cliff,shoot a skeleton with an arrow from 50m)

  • @stenchinator They're called the Notch Defense Force because these select morons defend Notch's actions without thinking rationally about it. Notch didn't spend an unhealthy amount of time last year on Minecraft; unless you're going to show contrary evidence (Notch being a lardass doesn't count) I'm just going to ignore that point as he worked less than full time last year. And no, he's not working on an achievement system, he's working on cookies. Let's see you build a sensible argument.

  • @themasteriswatching I find it laughable that you would ask for a 'sensible argument' after using ad hominems like 'lardass' as your only support to your argument.

    Yes, Notch quickly whipped up a cookie recipe. Yes, cookies are terrible for healing (unless they're stackable, then they could be useful). But he also said he added lots of infrastructure for the aceivement/stats system, and he didn't finish it yet was because he wanted 1.4 to be released with the April Fool's chest. Also, wolves.

  • @stenchinator He didn't work on the wolves either. Also, outrageous claims made without evidence can be dismissed without evidence. This is why your comment about Notch working an "unhealthy" amount was absurd. Here's my evidence: img photobucket com/albums/v74/Suchiiben/vacat­ion.jpg . Place the dot where necessary. Note this is only when he said he was on vacation; not including informal days off of work. Better luck next time.

  • @stenchinator Also, the reason I told you to build a sensible argument is because so far, all your "arguments" are based off of misdirection and false premises. Just because I called Notch a lardass does not mean that I'm incorrect in saying you're wrong about him spending an unhealthy amount of time working last year. Your pathetic and indignant need to feel morally superior and intelligent is getting in the way of your perception of reality. Don't bother responding anymore - I won't.

  • @themasteriswatching "Just because I called Notch a lardass does not mean that I'm incorrect in saying you're wrong about him spending an unhealthy amount of time working last year." But you never proved it either. All you said earlier was "he worked less than full time." What does that mean? He didn't spend every waking moment in front of a screen coding?

    Not sure where you were going with the whole ignorance thing either. You're the one who's being ignorant by trying to end the discussion.

  • Sad how SMP has been broken since the 1.3 update for some of us. Not sure what the hell is going on with any supposed fix, but there's little way Mojang could have avoided learning about this issue unless all members are being forced to work without access to support e-mails. If this isn't fixed in 1.4, I suppose I'll just have to drop the next $20 I might have spent on a Mojang title on a seedbox instead. Perhaps doing that might even spare other people from funding a lazy developer.

  • If I was him, I would sure take some break.

  • I dont get the hate to be honest. I bought the game because I found it fun.

  • BETA. BEEEETA!

  • you people need to get a hobby or something. lol @ all this e-drama over a shitty game.

  • Just goes to show how THICK and STUPID the defense force is.

  • I find it scary it takes notch and his team 3+ months to come out with wolves, spawning and achivments.

    yet it takes ONE modder less than a month to create an entire new game, such as the animals mod that includes block destroying trolls, or the SDK gun mod that lets you craft all sorts of guns and ammo and grappling hooks.

    I really dont think mojang is worried about continuing minecraft. They already got our money.

  • Isn't it just a TAD bit moronic to even buy a beta in the first place?

  • @loky4000 tbh i played it before you could pay before inf and indev, and i liked it so when i could pay for it I did, knowing that I would have a rare oppurtunity to watch a project evolve. Some would ask how you could pay for an unfinished product, and thats a good point! if I didn't believe in the game and enjoy it in its unfinished state it would be hard to justify the expenditure. But thats the crux of the matter, the justification of "worthiness" lies with the individual..

  • good video

  • I feel like I need more context or something... The game is certainly unfinished, but fun enough already that I don't feel my money has been wasted, even if the game is not updated ever again. That would certainly be a shame though, considering how much can be done to improve the game. Why so much whining about this?

  • @Harabeck Because he promised updates and such, while still selling the game. If the game was free it would not be a big deal, but he's practically taking money and running. I don't hate Notch or Mojang, but they need to live up to what they said.

    And no, I didn't buy the game, it was gifted to me.

  • @Harabeck some people feel charging for a beta in an in progress state is unsavoury. the "he's not updating" or is lazy arguments are based on anecdotal evidence at best and therefore hold no weight.

  • @MajehxKun Anecdotal evidence at best, huh?

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  • Whiteknights and trolls

    everywhere

  • Here comes the defense force and the dislikes....

  • @TechnoTechnoBurger Greedy? No. Notch is literally lazy. It would not be so bad if the game was free/still in beta as free.

    The game was SOLD as a product. So he needs to live up to that and work on the game instead of spinning around in his office and going to Las Vegas.

  • @ShinyMarshtomp everyone thumbs up this fucker, the only rational person here.

  • @ShinyMarshtomp According to 1:10 we "traded our money" for a great game.

    Remember, it's not stealing if you accept cash for a product in a trade rather than a purchase, and then squelch on your end!

  • @MultiTheWalrus i did make a game thats better than minecraft its called half life 2 im gabe newell irl you hace to trust me

  • @MultiTheWalrus Oh man, totally! Like, I used to work in fast food. I gave people their food and spit in it. When they complained, I challenged them to make their own burger. They were totally OWNED!

  • @MultiTheWalrus I don't need to make a game to know that a developer is fucking up.

  • @ShinyMarshtomp autism is a disease not a choice so try thinking with your brain rather than your redneck hatred for once

  • @ShinyMarshtomp Have you ever gone on vacation?

  • @TF2Blozi Of course. Once a year I go on vacation.

  • @ShinyMarshtomp Why can't Notch go on vacation then? D:

  • @TF2Blozi Because obviously HE HAS SOLD US HIS SOUL

  • @TF2Blozi Sure he can go on vacation. He shouldn't go like every month though.

  • @ShinyMarshtomp I guess he should never have a life ever. He should work for the people who willingly payed for his product ALL THE TIME.

  • @TheOriginalPhoenix Goddamn you Minetards are hilarious

    I said he should stop going on vacation all the damn time and playing Civ5 during work hours, I get "But you want him to have no life?!" in response.

  • @ShinyMarshtomp Haha exactly. Working on Minecraft is more worthy of being called a "life" then playing Sid Meier games or relaxing, anyway. It's hilarious how when people are lazy bastards, people to tell them to get a "life" and go work and be social, yet here when Notch barely works a full week these retards defend it by saying "OH HE HAS A LIFE TOO" - yeah, a life consisting of being a lazy cunt.

  • @Kingdaro557 Since when did I say he was a slave? Holy shit lol way to strawman

  • @Kingdaro557 Yeah, its called a job. Maybe you never heard of it. Go figure.

  • The voice at 2:43 sounds like Gil from Frasier 

  • The first narrator sounds like electricalbeast.

    TELEPORT.

  • <3

  • Finally got it:

    «Count the number of pointless effects I use in this video as I discover how to use Sony Vegas.

    Hell, I'm typing this because I just found a better text function than the one I was trying to use earlier.»

  • @Ponicalica BOB SAPP FIGHT FOR MONEY?

  • Argh, having trouble reading the one frame that pops in. What did that say?

  • Why would you waste time to do this?

  • @Giantmoth18 because bob sapp fights for money

  • @MelvanaInChains I fight for wizards

  • @Giantmoth18 now why would you waste time telling me that??? do i care??? NO

  • @MelvanaInChains Are you a wizard?

  • Oh god, the voice at 2:40 , ahaha...

  • 0:56

    "you baka gaijin"

  • lawl this is funny

  • HEY HEY LET'S GO KENKA SURU. TAISETSU NA MONO, PROTECT MY BLOCKS!

  • In b4 spergs

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