Cat Jokes

[TurquoiseTurtle15]

yeah Eric, stop. lol

[dingodavid]

Who says that cats only have nine lives?

[REDGLINT9000]

bitch get that camera out of my fucking face

[InterventionFelony]

I thought only my cat was possessed by Satan

[area4689]

awww, shes cute when shes angry, especially the hissing part! LOL =D

[zirius89]

Cats also got their days when they are pissed. ^^

[dingodavid]

Your cat loleth not.

Fingers clear...!

[dingodavid]

Scary cat. Glad you got some pictures. He was not amused.

[deluxe1379]

wtf did u do to that cat

[MrAnonymousPoster]

y u mad tho

[thegoodsandwich]

That pussy must be on it's period.

[dasanely01]

@thegoodsandwich lmao

[vitalmikeyFTW]

MAD kitty MAD !:D

[fastnapper]

this video got my cat's attention

[potctk]

that cat looks happy

[TheKing215H]

not even your cat/video you stole it

[HowDareThey1970]

Joke is on you if your c at eats you. Soon, oh, soon.

[SoulKilla187]

0:20 "Not in the mooooooooood.... B***H!!!"

[steventylerissocute]

aww what happend did you do something to the cat. don't mess with it anymore stop plz

[RustyAs]

its like a horror movie

zombie cats

[TheGunStealer]

y didnt u give him its fruit rull ups and fruit loops now its piss

[PeterTheEater]

That is one pissed pussy!

[jjaagg5050]

I like cats too! Wanna trade recipes? LOL!

[PeterTheEater]

@jjaagg5050

lmfao

[MrStarzNbarz]

one time stray cat did that to me. I stomped it to death in th street

[HowDareThey1970]

@MrStarzNbarz you are a bad person. hopefully yr faced with a panel of catz on judgment day.

[WhizKid242]

your cruel person!

[blackmetalhoward]

white demon

[Solomonneos]

What the hell did you do to piss off the cat so bad?

[SqareGamer]

Cute <3

[TigerIPanzer]

ungrateful little shit....you feed/give it a home and see how it repays you

[TehBGPro]

he doesnt like the fact that you make fun of his white hair and lack of singing talent whatsoever... or maby he just needs som weed

[WulfBand]

He said He's fed up with all these blond jokes :)

You know why blond joke are so short ? So Brunettes can remember them :)

[edandkaylon]

LMFAO MY CAT GOT SCARED

[SonarTheCat]

I wouldn't mess with this cat.

[WulfBand]

You know why he's mad ?

He heard the Obama is in cahoots with BP.

[karla814]

Did anyone elses cat react to this video? Haha my cat is now afraid

[TRUDOWNSOUTH]

I would have shot this fucker.

[Struisbird]

\cat's favourite car\/?

Cattilac

[darklight151]

Dinner  not on the table YET ! Now I'm really mad.

[AlexandraVitagliano]

die kamera die hat won der kamera angst

[BlackMesa1997]

you know when that cat makes that HISSS? that means go away. so leave the cat alone

[LittleRainbowMiss]

Poor cat, what have you done to him :(? There must be a reason why he is like that!

[happy2890]

watcha do to the cat? Gave him fake catnip?

[hotthanglauren]

LOVE THE JOKES LMFAO

[oBseSsIoNPC]

Too funny, lots of noise about nothing.

Cats like to show off like that once in a while and try to prove their dominance to you.

Who ever thinks this is a "poor" cat, does not understand that if the cat had enough, she would just run away (if the situation was bothering her for real).

Noone holds her on a leash or puts a knife to the beast, shes just beeing pissy.

You green finger guys need help... .

Being "Overprotective" kills personality/character....great vid :D

[globaloiltrader]

@oBseSsIoNPC, actually animal cruelty in the eyes of the law is quite clear, "don't do it", or a person just might be looking at a felony charge, and substancial fines. I've been around cats for over 35 years, and in most cases, a cat will not act like this, unless provoked, abused and/or otherwise treated in a manner that is not in the best interest of the animal.

[oBseSsIoNPC]

@globaloiltrader I don't wanne get in a fight over this with you, but has it ever occurred to you, that first off, 35 years of being around cats, doesn't mean you know all their character profiles inside out.

And secondly that a cat goes nuts like this, even just by sound or something that looks scary to them?

I myself had a toy car that made sounds and drove the cat nuts (sound and light).

She showed the same behavior and the car was just sitting there, she did her thing and coulda walked away

[oBseSsIoNPC]

@globaloiltrader but she didn't.

It seemed more interesting to her to show off and try to "scare" the car and show the car, how dangerous she was.

Not knowing that the car was a dead "thing" and didn't mean no harm....

Cats are silly beasts, and when they get pissed off, REALLY PISSED off, they will atk.

If they are scared, they try to show off first.

If they feel defeated, they walk away....

Humans think they know it all..... .

[globaloiltrader]

I agree, cat's have their own way about them.

[ZibbyWabbles]

@oBseSsIoNPC dont kid yourself the guys name is catgutter, lmao he probably abuses the shit out of this cat

[Minsheme]

@oBseSsIoNPC And how do you know it's not just mad about something? I could kick my cat in the face several times and then corner it and this is what it would do. But I guess that's okay because it's just trying to be dominant.

[NDCtappingtoes]

that poor thing!! u shuld be humiliated!! how does someone watch that!

[AlexTheDudexxx]

READ THE DESCRIPTION FOR THE JOKES!!!

god were did people get their eyes?

[Dalley100]

what have you done to that poor cat! you can hear in the background- stop, eric! at the end!

[Jessiica301]

pooorrr kittyy!!!

thats rlly no joke....

[catlover3425]

wth where are the jokes!!!!!

[bbrianna101]

WTF did you do to the F-ing cat?

[earljonessmith]

awful

[alicecullenvampyre]

poor puss

[calumjlindsay]

what the fuck did you do to your cat to get this to happen? fucking prick

[alicecullenvampyre]

i agree!!

[Konataismywiferofl]

It is the spitting image of my cat!

[bobrox123abc]

what did u do to ur cat

[eternalbliss999]

that is one evil cat!

[damaedge]

That is one pissed off pussy

[titanogre]

Well, he probably tried to have secks with it

[lilmomo7761]

i dont get it

[burlfish76]

thats not a joke, youre a prick.

[CompellingDisorder]

I love all the jokes in the description lol.

[ZibbyWabbles]

yeah he definitely abuses cats, he didnt even deny it when i said it LOL

[BritishWarLord]

id fucking put that fucker in a food blender

[crackstampthecourt]

kitty ANGRY!!! u no like kitty wen kitty angry!!!! lol

[nathanexplosion94]

stop fukn filming me

out the damn camers away

[ZibbyWabbles]

LMFAO! thing probably used to get beat or some shit, you fuckup, look his youtube name is CatGutter...yeah he definitely used to beat this cat

[justforinfonow]

This cat was cleary distressed. What was going on that made it so upset?

[blueboyEXE]

>CatGutter

no one could guess....

[gtq838]

probably another animal. I had a cat that looked just like this one and I brought home a 6 week kitten that was 1/10 his size and he was so scared that he did all the same stuff... actually pissed himself he was so scared of the kitten. but after a couple days he was playing with it.

you don't have to be mean to a cat to get this kind of reaction.

[MissIndependantGirl]

aw so cute

[iheartftsk23]

wow..if that cat was orange i would of thougt it was mine

[marshycat1]

that cat must NOT find your jokes funny. hahahaha

[mylipslikesuga12]

dont make kitty mad it does drugs

[starstruck410]

jeeeez, that cat is is on some kind of medication or something because this cat is as mad as could be ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

[ffsEgon]

that cat is so fucking angry that you will shit bricks

[corpor28]

LOL

[Elyazateran]

lol @her ears...

[juicecrunkking]

Such a well-disciplined cat.

[Tdinoulis]

thats one nasty pussy...

[LittleEvilGrayKitten]

wow....

[Alysprettyrad]

Whoa, leave your evil cat alone before it kills you!

[loganU98]

That cat is on crack!!!@!$@!^@&!*&#! lol 5/5

[peps666]

What's his name? Satan?

[McJusticeface]

i make my cat do this my pushing it in the garage and turning out the light

[callumAS]

My cat never does this!

[doggiesarethebest]

aw that cat is so cute!!!! even when it hisses it has a cute face!

[dewwagner]

it helps if you can avoid the manipulation process of goat cheese

i would know, im a strawberry filled dohnut.

:D.

[footage82]

oh yes!!

im jaleous of u.... buttt still...... that goat cheese is manipulating them mushrooms.... so theres nothing i can do about it... how could u avoid it..??

its like mission imbossible 4

...but if i could make them pixel warriors and teach them ninja skills.... would that help?

[dewwagner]

avoid it by eating it. no, make pinjas. way cooler. ;D

[footage82]

DAMN!! pinjas!! how could i have been so blind....

buttt what if i should make them ninja pinjas!!?

how awesome would that be!!!

[liwaygalang]

that cat must be REALLY HAPPY! XD

[sp0nGer0nlii]

wow thats one happy cat

[ArmyMen333]

I laughed the entire way for some reason but that cat is sooooooooo spazzo

[jopielastig]

kill the camera

[Dunsug]

what the fuck you do to it you fucking ass hole but it was funny lol

[orange1134]

aww you dumbass you must ake no care of that sweet heart thats wy it hats you i love cats and they love me i have 1 exacly lke that 1 and shes sooooo nice!....dumbass

[Ownage43298]

I saw on description on one video and in the original video there is a guy whose foot is being attacked by the cat

[Ownage43298]

This cat hates men i have seen this cat many times and it says it sais that this cat hates men.

[Katwhiskers12]

aww!!! POOR KITTY!

[aimzy]

what are u doing 2 that poor cat to make it do that! ur so cruel! :(

[teenqueene]

i think it's scared of the camera

[mocorox]

some cats are very territotrial, they're not nesissarily harming it....

[Garzo67]

youre so stupid cats are territorial just with other cats not with a person hes mad because of the camera ive done this and my cat got scared not angry

[mocorox]

wtf??? i wasnt talking to u....

and thats not even true! r u joking? of course cats are territorial with humans too....wow some people are so stupid its sad...and they butt into ppl's buissness...u shud get a life or get off youtube...

[Garzo67]

oh poor kity got angry did i enter to your territory? get out of that room to socialize and then maybe you can talk to me like that

[mocorox]

wut? im pretty sure ur insane....

listen, im a veteranarian and specialize in cat's psycology...no tell me thats not territorial behavior..dumbass

[Garzo67]

i bet you wanted to be a doctor but you were afraid of people so you decided to treat animals being a vet. besides if you were a veterinarian you wouldnt waste your time arguing with a 16 year old kid, stop trying to intimidate me kid i know youre 11

[mocorox]

yeah....11... i just randomly lied that im a veterinarian and i didnt go to auburn school for animals....y that hell wud i make that up? ...seems like something u wud do...and dude, that was probably the worst comeback i've ever heard....im afraid of people? wow....okay...

[Garzo67]

huh? you better go take care of grandma, and i dont give a shit if its the worst comeback youve heard, hows this one, is it worst or better........ do you like raping dogs?

[mocorox]

yes i do, but theres no way im raping u bitch

[Garzo67]

ohh what a relief, because i thought you would pass me the AIDS

[mocorox]

yeah well i think the world wud be better off without u anyway...

[Garzo67]

poor kitty do you need your sand box to poop, are you angry ? i can feel it.....

and i dont mind

[mocorox]

i dont get that AT ALL! thats not cool, if that's wut ur saying...ur a loser, and uv got nooooo life....

[DaleStrickland]

So not only did you have an extremely immature argument about cats, but you just admitted to being a veterinarian that likes to rape dogs?

I'm sorry, but I think it's just best that you mind yourself from now on.

[majersusi]

i really dont want to join this childish debate of yours, but if you already finished university (in case you are vet) why the hell do you use shorthand writing e,g, wut instead of what? that is what a middle/high school child would do but not a university graduate...

[mocorox]

thats a profile...

thats not even true either...

r u like 4 yrs old?

[majersusi]

no, a bit older than that...about 15 years older...but would it hurt you to type "are you" instead of "r u"?

[DRZ146]

JERK!!!!!!< if you agree repost this...

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[orange1134]

hes meen!!!!!! ass frien animal abuser!!!!

[smasherx74]

OMG LOL HOW DID U DO THAT!!!

[Jat380]

Why are you being so cruel to the cat?

[thsensor]

Why do that?

[EMOorGOTH101]

Wait wait wait, the cat jokes ur talkin about, are we supposed 2 read it on da description? or is the cat supposed to be saying it? i know, its a retarded question, but i got mixed up! XP

[videoteces1]

joer, que mala leche tiene el bicho jejejeje

[ilikebikes2]

1 word!!!!! WOW

[guysjiveroom]

FUCK WIT, WANKERS, what ever you are holding behind the camera is scaring the shit out of the caqt. FUCK YOU idiots who made this video and totally do everyone in the world a favour who loves animals and blow your fucking brains out.

fucking sick fuck

[PRob82]

you must love caqts

[cherrys0daFTW]

obviously your cat doesn't like you. leave her/him alone. that cat should kill you, you must be a horrible owner =w=

[pimpwolf49]

wtf do u do to ur cat? hahahahahahahaha

[PRob82]

ya see!! If it were a dog, it would just be licking the camera.

[trailgaze]

That cat is Pure evil. LOL

[trivium10]

That is one pissed off cat

[GrrrrRillarApe]

i'd tap that

[aim528]

hissssssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!

runrum!

[apache349]

aw, cute but evil 3/5

[DrLolage]

sounds like the crazy frog with a hangover lol

[apache349]

LOL!!! really it is

[thanks51]

Nature in it's fury.

[Enzo935]

i no this sounds cruel but thouse sounds r hiliarious

[faustinlijo]

poor cat!

[ORTTS]

what a little bitch cat

i would eat that thing for breakfast

[kittykatiscute]

thats retarded but its rlly funny lol

[punchproductions101]

you gotta be *kitten* me!!!

haaaaaaaa

[Garzo67]

i think the camera is scaring it and he bring the camera close and the cat doesnt feel comfotrable with it

[Nicjac395]

What did you do to it thats crule you're have got that poor cat agrivated I hope it cuts you to peices!!!

[CatGutter]

That's not my cat footage. I downloaded it from elsewhere and decided to put a better spin on it be putting jokes in the description area.

[Garzo67]

leave him alone you bastard

[minimalist1984]

I fail to see what is funny about tormenting a cat

[Garzo67]

hey hey show this video to smpfilms your cat beats his mean kitty videos this is way much meaner hahahahaha video response him please lol

[bonvibe]

Your cat needs counselling Dude !!!

[lilvoodoogrrrl]

yeah, what did you do to make him/her so mad. Poor thing.

[burninginsid3]

wow.. the devil xD

[LosYiyosEnNewYork]

That's one angry kitty!

[minivanswillrapeyou]

that cat sounds like those honda civics with big annoying mufflers

[toastyplatters70]

too tru!! LOL!!!

[HUGEBRANE]

HMMMM.....maybe 6 minutes in the microwave would be ideal.

[Joelmowbray5]

LMFAO

[dvpriem]

let's see. About 30 minutes at 350 degrees should do.

[rowan5834]

What a vicious creature

[HalfAMillionDollarBa]

aw that cat is really mad that makes me sad and y did u do that???????

[gangsterdelboy]

looks just like my cat

[Joelmowbray5]

This isn't his cat ffs... this video is all over youtube etc.. :|

[bubblykittypuppy]

y u harrassing ur cat for? no wonder its mad lol but u better watch it cos 1 day it will turn on u

[fooniegoo]

That was awful. The poor thing. Too bad it wasn't a video of the cat torturing YOU in the corner. That would be worth watching.

[TheArmoredPanther]

Foon: this video is all over the place! This isn't even his video, but it's just a vehicle for the jokes in the description area and you want to torture a fellow human being! I am with Collie Rescue and it's kooks like you who give us animal activists a bad name!

[crackrjax12]

you should just leave it alone it is not nice to torture a cat like that! you are stupid and should just make a vadio on like torturising yourself or something!

[briarsuchsuch]

this is one mad cat what did you do to it?

[78corentin78]

Not funny

[Woofbark5]

DUDE THAT IS NOT EVEN FUNNY!!!!!! That is considered as animal cruelty and can be illegal!!! That was a terrible movie!!! make a movie about something else other than terrorising a cat!!! Get a Life!

[nbradley88]

get a grip, seriously...

[nbradley88]

i thought it was hilarious...

[London8021]

Some cats are afraid of electronics. I had a white cat like that who was afraid of the buzzing of an electric razor.