The Private Life of an MI5 Spy - Stella Rimington

[allahthelamahrofl1]

im good with computers so i hope MI6 will hire me to hack terrorist networks and perhaps work on the field too :-)

[figbat1]

i came up with a theory that involves the book of genesis (fig leaves) buddha (sitting under the bodhi fig tree) jesus (many sayings about figs) ross horne's book (new health revolution) and science (figs are the most important source of food for fruit eating rainforest animals). i then experimented on the figs by eating mainly dried figs (same brand) for 6 years now and found cycles which i related to the numbers in psgs 11/12 of the book of revelations. this theory has gone around the world.

[tnakai1971jp]

I can say "I am a therapist, helping people suffering from hair loss. I try to help them to ease the pains and inferiority complex arising from hair loss" and maintain my cover perfectly.

Alternatively, I can say "I am a consultant specialising in fund raising for troubled companies in near bankruptcy situation" and never be suspected for being false.

Another role I can play perfectly - "I work for a fishing kit company. I specialise in carp angling" and again maintain my cover perfectly.

[dubyamoney]

twat!!!!!

[Truimphful]

Paul Oldfield is he still playing a key part in ..............................­...oooops. Stop trying to follow me. You bunch of Cunts. Just remember, I carry. Don't like close quarters. A hot babe is your best bet. lol

[kevinscholes]

i am a christian and i think its wrong to decieve ,why can;t people just be up front!! instead of sneaking around

[TwoTube2]

@kevinscholes it's not that simple. In the interest of national security, if violent people intending violent things are sneaking around, the people who want to stop those violent things have to do a bit of their own sneaking around.

[kevinscholes]

i am a christian and i think its wrong to decieve ,why can;t people just be up front!!

[brianogog]

I was watching you for three year's. Remember i.c.237, has been compromised by yellow sand...

[hellothere3fly]

Too bad they don't talk about how they like and enjoy pulling couples from each other andb reaking them up jsut to control.

[Sirena651]

I think you are amazing and just love your books !

[McCaler]

Must be pretty cool to be a spy. I wonder if CSIS is recruiting.

[YFLOInternational]

This woman is amazing. You have to admire her talents, training and background.

[marscaponeparker]

How NOT to get into MI5, in 2001:

(after they sacked you in the mid-90s)

Pretend to be an Israeli art student - and get into an argument with Security at the reception of the World Trade Center when they ask you in all credulity:

So youre an Israeli and youre HOW OLD?

[marscaponeparker]

Yes, pretending that you are in your 40s when you are pushing 70, is never a good idea - no matter how many face peels you have had or just how mummified you are (spot that pink gauze over the camera and the Hilary Clinton make-over).

Extra note: try NOT to say mazel tov to the guards, in a high falutin English accent and with a regal wave of your hand, as you leave the desk - you dont want to leave the wrong impression.

[marscaponeparker]

To be or not to be STELLA RIMINGTON?

Where did the speedball jitters go?

Why are the hands so BIG?

Where did the POINTED nose go to?

(Much as I love the video, guys - this means that the real RIMINGTON is DEAD).

[jesuschrustpizza]

her claim of formerly belonging to MI-5 is just a cover story.

[gabiotta]

We all lead double lives over here you know, oh yes.

Prick.

[hellbentwrongone]

lol ya like to think u do but truth be told we all envy the people that can do the 2 lives and not get moddled up

[chicgeek]

wow

[imstillwalking]

I heard a similar story from a family member who is not undercover, but doesn't advertise the organization he works for. He said he worked in waste disposal and wouldn't you know, the women he met WAS in waste management and knew he was a phony in about 30 seconds.

[P3t3rG1]

Now this one is interesting!

[Sardonac]

cool