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  • Finally a lawyer who does his job the right way; instead of other people it's to himself.

  • ROFLMAO! I think the lawyer has more "pressing matters" to worry about than that guy's case. XD

  • hahahahahahahahahaha

  • He seems to enjoy it.

  • WUTTABOUT MY CAAASE MANNNN!?!??!

  • gO PACK YOURSELFF HAHAHA

  • I'm looking for the scene where he makes a prisoner go through the cell and come out the other side like ground beef

  • his family must be so proud...

  • 3 people have experienced this before.

  • @Lhykosidae looooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

  • This guy's appeal is FUCKED.

  • @haditha27 In so many ways.

  • lmao!!!! wat about my case man!!!

  • daaaaamn. that shit is funny. best scene from all the Wishmaster movies.

  • DEBO!!!!!!!!!!

  • Daaaaaaamn.

  • BEST...SCENE....EVER

  • Lmao

    

  • What about my case man!?

  • look at the guard at 3:15. I think he's actually enjoying this.

  • Be careful what you wish for... >:P

  • The guard's reaction is priceless. On one hand, he's like "WTF?" and on the other he's like "This is hilarious."

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  • Lmfao!! fuhkin Jinn that dirty bastard!.  LoL

  • If you didn't know. there are men who can actually fuck themselves. Don't believe me? Google it

  • The best scene on the wishmaster 2. Hilarious as hell. Sound like his dick u-turn up his ass and raped him. And it look like his ankes twisted backward all the way around. And the coldest part of the scene the convict was more concern about his case then he was about his lawyer.

  • @jrbooth31977 I feel worse for the lawyer. The way his lower body got all twisted, I doubt he ever walked again.

  • @Goatmon Yeah man i agree. It most likely killed him.

  • funny as fuck

  • funny shit

  • I love how he is not astonished at all... "What about my case, man?"

  • wow who knew masturbation can actually kill someone in that way

  • i'm the wishmaster.. oh yeah? well you better wish for some sense real fuckin quick lool!!

  • I couldn't help but feel aroused when I first saw this scene... -.-;

  • I don't get how this whole thing worked I don't get what he is doing. How is it possible either. I just heard cracking noises like his bones got shattered or something.

  • @Konformation07 He told the Djinn that he wanted his lawyer to go fuck himself. That is exactly what happened. His dick curved down past his balls and went into his ass. His lower body broke and twisted up backwards to assist him in fucking himself.

    And as far as possible? Come on, it's "Magic". That breaks all the laws of physics :P

  • @theiran It still doesn`t change the fact that it`s one of the most meshed up movie scenes ever!

  • lmfao

  • ...is creepy how the lawyer is not screaming when he start to "fuck himself"...is like...moaning?...geez that is so disturbing...

  • lmao "Got damn what was that?" hehehe too funny.!

  • Death by...well, Masturbation?

  • That "lawyer" is actually a friend of mine. Great actor and he wishes that scene would just go away. LOL I tell him it's his best work ever!

  • @heynowdude But what about my case man?!? What about my CASE!?!?

  • @heynowdude Heh! Tell him it might be crude humour, but is a great piece of comedy acting. :)

  • @heynowdude just tell him that he has done a great job here.I watched that film 10 or 11 years ago and that scene is one of my old time favourites.HAHAHA.I wish i could shake his hand

  • @heynowdude Tell him he's at least known for something. Not every actor can say that.

  • xD siiick xD that was some funny shit eh xD

  • he got fucked big time :/

  • What about your case?

    GO FUCK WITH YOUR CASE!!....haha!!

  • I just love the way the gaurd is staring in amazement at 3:13

    Hilarious!!

  • man that git me hard lol. altho in all fairness a bit extreame, ive seen on xtube some guys can self fuck

  • PERKELE! LOL!

    Haista vittu! LOL!

  • i don't think he gives a shit about your case at the moment!! just get another lawyer, the facts of the case are still the same!

  • saw this film on hbo a while back and thought WHOA! THIS IS AWESOME!

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  • Anytime I bang my girl it never sounds like someone walking in snowshoes

  • @nestical916 lls maybe it's an individually-enhanced acoustics kind of thing

  • Heheheeh! Wish granted!

  • funny scene ahahahaha

  • that lawyer is a thoughtless prick, i mean, what about his case man!

  • Just look at the happy, sadistic face of Djin at 3:12.

    LOL

  • I think it was hard to find an actor for this crazy scene )))

  • what about my case..lol

  • ROFL AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

  • THIS IS A CLASSIC !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • HA AHHA AH AH AH ,,,,,,

    I LOVE THIS

  • hes sick man hes sick...lmfao!

  • This was probably the funniest unintentional comedy in movie history

  • I wonder if he got out of jail any time soon lol

  • lol

  • lol im soooo turned on right now! lol

    i think its funny tho its so dramatic, if you else see self-fuck vids, lol they dont do it like THAT

    (yea some guys can self fuck, like some can self suck! for real!)

  • Anyone who lands in jail and states 'I'm the Wishmaster; I make wishes come true' is guaranteed to become everybody else's bitch.

  • LMAO looks like he wont be gettin outta jail

  • What about your case? he getting fucked up.

  • I like the wishmaster actors voice.. and his look is kinda twisted too. I'd like to see him star in more horrormovies.. (maybe with a little more seriousness ;D)

  • @sarkasmi83 -yeah, Andrew Divoff, is an awesome actor-his voice is awesome-I agree with you, he is a very underrated actor, deserves more .

  • 0:26 WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO YOU F*CKIN' FAGGOT

    Hahahaha the way he said it is gold.

  • Hey?!?! It's DEEBO @ 1:25....shut up punk or i'll knock your ass out to!! I love this guy!!

  • Is that Carlos Leon Madonnas baby daddy?

  • haha thats good

  • Imagine auditioning for that part...

  • funny movie cool love it !

  • WHAT THE FUCK U ARE DOING MAN ???????

    hahahahaha

  • I ONLY play for real...

    Awesome.

  • HAHAHAHHAHAHAH

  • "what the fuck are you doing man?"

    *hump hump hump*

    "what about my case man?"

    *hump hump hump*

    :D

  • this movie is so creepy

  • Does the lawyer die? I mean, it seems painful, but not lethal...

  • try to break your backbone in front and fuck yourself,

    u will see

  • this film is best watched in the k hole !

  • I've been looking for this scene for years!!! ROFL @ 2:45 & LMAO 3:15 HAHAHHAHaaahahhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaa­aaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Hang on, he didn't exactly want to do that, so..he raped himself! O_O

  • The first 2 movies are great. 3 and 4 are a little weak.

  • i think it just me but I love the guy who plays the Djinn, his voice gets to me.

  • Wait did this guy even make a formal wish? He never even was specific.

  • I'd find it funny if Morgana (the woman) didn't have to go through it too.

  • I don't know if this is the worst part of this terrible movie or the only good part in it.... Which makes me love it even more. XD I never saw the whole thing, I think I changed it after this scene. XD

  • Me thinks his case is fucked.

  • Oh man when my friend told me about this i was like no way can someone do that well...i guess im wrong just got to "wish" for it. poor guy and his case.

  • Larry H. Fucker, heheh

  • the lawyer seemed to be to enjoying himself.

  • i soooo luv this movie!

  • What no cumshot? lmfao

  • i don't quite see how that could work the way that lawyer was supposedly "fucking himself"

    i mean all i saw was his legs twist. how does that work?

  • how does an evil demon wishmaster coming to earth even work?

  • ok i watched this when i was 14 and evan now it creps me out poor man

  • this is  my part of the movie lol

  • that has been EPIC

  • Hahahahaha the lawyer fucked himself!!!

    EPIC OWNAGE!! XD

  • lol what would've happen If I wish the whishmaster to F#ck himself?

  • What about my CASE, MAAAANN....?!?!?!

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!

  • This shit is fuckin FUNNY as HELL...!! hahahha. I remember seing Wishmaster on Sci-Fi, but not as good (cut out versions). Wishmaster is the BEST!! He reminds me of Vegeta and Broly.

    ^________________^

  • What about my case, man?!?

  • damn i never thought i would see someone literaly fuck themself

  • OUCH!

  • I wonder if he wished for something non selfish. Like I wish my parents loved me fed me and sent me to school as a child instead of abusing me. Then he wakes up as a chairman of the board of some company.

  • its actually possible for a person to 'fuck themselves' without having their lower body twisted around lol

  • I really don't want to see it though.

  • :) craplol

  • This movie is a horror movie...I would say it's very comical as well1

    Just watch this clip and that is it to get it!

  • I can't believe. He ACTUALLY f***ed himself.

  • funny disturbing but funny

  • so funny i still look it 100 times still mouahahahahahahaha

  • LOL

  • hahaahahahaha

    what about my case mannnnn ???

    (the mexican motherfucker doesnt give a shit if his layer dies,)

  • You guys all seem to love wishmaster. However, I think he'd get baffled like shit when I wish for Britney Spears to sing live. That would be impossible. He's so softcore imo.

  • holy shit!

    that guy just cornholed himself!

    wickedddddddddd

  • Yeah but if he did it to Peter griffen it would be like.

    "Oh yeah this man gave me this discount ticket"

    "I'm sorry sir but that expired yesterday,"

    "That son of a bitch"

    Breaks through window and attacks Wishmaster

  • Sorry that commment was to the guy below you

  • no need to say sorry for that brotha ;)

  • can anyone think of what the djinn would do if i wished for 20% discount at walmart? or for the wishmaster to dance for 5 seconds? any bad stuff gonna happen?

  • Dance, i'd personally make myself dance for 5 seconds, on your corpse =]

  • haha good one. how about the discount??? yeah wishmaster is clever. but he does stuff that you never really wished for. How about "I wishe for britney spears to sing live"??

  • stadium collapses killing you and Ms. Spears :P. And as for the discount, 10% of 900000% :P

  • he did shoot his brains out in the first wishmaster

  • yes he could shuv 20% of walmarks products up your ass and dance all over your head. the possabilities are endless

  • he gives you the discount, but its expired for yesterday.

    no but seriously. he would blow up walmart as soon as you pulled into the parking lot to go shopping.

  • he looked like he was enjoying it.

  • what about my case man? lol

  • That's sick.

  • lollll

  • hahahahahahhahahahahah

  • lmao, that mutherfucker's fuckin himself. haha

  • well that is the most funniest literal interpertation of a wish.

  • hahaha oh man that is just funny and disturbing all at the same time.

  • bwahahahah classic scene

  • I know guys whose dicks are so big they actually CAN fuck themselves without all that bone breaking, agony and death. It's better that way :)

  • WTF?! lmao!

  • the wishmaster series as a whole is garbage

  • Nope

  • Haha, says the guy with a profile called "thuglife", everyone knows thugs can't afford/use the internet.

  • It's case for dr. House!

  • so sick!

    so funny!

  • This is the scene I always remember from this film years and years ago. Even down to the worrying sound effects.

  • so does he die?

  • I believe so. We don't see the lawyer again and later the guard refers to the number of deaths that has been in the prison since Nathaniel got there so I think he's included.

    I mean, I'm not a guy but I'm pretty sure that if you get bones broken and twisted just so you can physically fuck yourself, you won't be having much of a good day :S

    You should deffo watch the film - pretty fun.

  • LOL thnx!

  • If you somehow survived the warped spine and leg bone damage, you'd certainly be crippled for life afterwards.

    Even then, you'd probaly be bedridden for a good while, and have to go through loads of physical therapy.

  • Worse than Troll 2

  • what if it was a female lawyer

  • the sound effects are great while hes fucking himself. he looked like he started to enjoy it alot. wonder if he died.

  • Haha,man he's so evil.Divoff was robbed at the oscars

  • Dude...

  • haha love the movie =D

    i also recommend wishmaster 4 for everyone who enjoyed this movie!!

  • he wants the lawyer to "fuck himself"

    well, he got what he wanted!

  • omg that is so original, i love wishmaster he invents new things!

  • that was too funny!!!!!

  • LOL...best part is after the first stroke...." hey man, you allright "?" yeah, whuh "

  • all the classic movies came out in the 90s. ALl the classic hollywood actors are getting older and probably depressed also. The sheer bordom of life is really getting to me now as i have seen it all and done it all. ITs weed & beer now all the way, and hopefully some women

  • well...he got what he wanted.

  • i was 17 when this was released. I hate gettin old

  • I hear ya' man! These were the golden years for stuff like this.

  • hahahahhaha omg frickin hilarious!

  • lol Too funny

  • LOL This movie came on today.

  • lol that scene is so funny

  • "What about my case man?"

    Maybe after a cigarette break :P

  • LMAO! That's funny man...that is funny!

  • surprised this did not show up earlier, along with sceens from wm4

  • this movie was on hbo earlier, i love this movie.

  • Hey...that's Escobar from Nip/Tuck!

  • ahahaha

  • This scene where the lawyer Mr. Fox getting fuck himself and Robert didn't know what he's doing, this scene from the 2nd film 1999 when I was 14 back then.