The Doctor speaks Judoon

[trailero]

No bo ho so ko ro toe so. Bo-ko-do-zo-go-bo-fo-po-jo!

[Xenalivesinus]

at the end he said, dis ma hoe... hahah

[Cekeybula]

co mo at mo bro!

[videocritic2463]

Im a bit rusty on my Judoon but i think what the say is:

Judoon Captain: Welcome to the shadow proclomation, your arrival is unscheduled, explain yourself or be executed.

The Doctor: I am the doctor and this is Donna, we are unarmed and come in peace, long story short the earth is missing.... Thanks.

[Dstorm20xx]

Why didn't the tardis translate?

[Gubbywubby]

@Dstorm20xx Because it's so much cooler this way. =D

[videocritic2463]

@Dstorm20xx The Tardis doesnt speak Judoon, only the Judoon and the doctor knows their true language. example: when they kidnapped the whole hospital and put it on the moon they spoke english for the hospital staff and patients to understand and not freak out entirely.

[warstidios]

my hoe=sex buddy

[LankyCyril]

"State your name, rank and intention, and who have you brought along with you?"

"The Doctor, Doctor, fun. And as for the girl, she is...

My hoe."

Sorry, love Donna, but couldn't resist. :)

[sswanso]

So, why didn't the TARDIS translate this?

[02hayato]

@sswanso

he closed the door

or if you want a better response

fo sho bro ro fo ros osh o sho

[sswanso]

@02hayato But the door's been closed several times before, and the TARDIS has still translated everything in the past.

[mitchrosenbloom]

@sswanso the tardis can't translate judoon.

[MissxSpockette]

LOL! best parts or "Mah ho" and when eh does the logn syllable and donna looks at him like "Wha?" XD

[Nitrinoxus]

Extra points to the writers for building a language. I always find that cool.

[countojo]

Donna is "ma ho"

[Metatality]

"Maho"? Himeko has infected even the doctor!

[MsWolfman10]

i think moho means thanks for not shooting my freakin' head off! i don't want them to shoot of david's head. its so cute!

[tuseroni]

i like the really quick part. you tend to think that the judoon's speech is ALWAYS short abrupt monosyllables.

[noobpwnsnoobs]

Fo Sho Bro

[Lyconet]

Maybe the Tardis doesn't translate it 'cause it isn't a language. Maybe it's a greeting/chant/thing... Considering that it translates the Judoon speaking but not the chants - that might be it

[konnii1]

what he call me

[OwlCityFan26]

Ma ho. Lol!

[TOSEIMKDVOSRCE]

LOL!



[DinoJake]

They asked him for the password.

He said "Swordfish."

[TomTomTubes]

@DinoJake How do you know that?



[DinoJake]

@TomTomTubes Fo Yo, that's how.

[thetopherhaslanded]

did he just say "would you like a popadon"?

[ostrichking6]

the tardis translates everything ecsept gallifreyin

[Niklor1]

@ostrichking6

With a few notable exceptions such as the ancient language from the Impossible Planet, which was explained t be from before this universe, or the Foamasi language from the Leisure Hive, which was apparently stimulating the visual centers of the brain making it a visual language in part, in addition to the Judoon's language.

[Trek001]

@ostrichking6 it translates the Doctor's language, but will not translate the Ancient Version

[libbyloblab2011]

Maho

[QuirkyGirl12345]

No bo ho so ko ro to so.

Boca tosa joba fopajo.

Ma ho.

Incase you were wondering.... :D xx

[eastercat]

@QuirkyGirl12345  THANK YOU

[ChrisCrisp101]

Im the dotor from the planet gallefrey, come here to report a crime....oh and meat...ma hoe

[GTR141Foxer]

mah Hoe

[AP0tat0Pr0ducti0ns]

Translation = i will do a porno with you afterwards after we got earth back. Deal?

[Jagatia]

Ma Hoe.... LOOL

[801hey801]

NO. BO. HO. SHO. KO. RRO. TO .SO. JGSIGHSIGVSVOGO.

[shazzaman1]

david teninch

[JaydermanFTW]

lol

[LAFAMIA365]

someone said its the judoon asking who he is and the woman and the last of the timelords and this is my ho

[aperson22222]

It's not hard to speak Judoon. When a language is so obviously and transparently fake, just pretend.

I wonder if they told him to string together any long o sounds he wants or if they made him utter a specific sequence. Can't you picture it? "CUT! No no no, David, it's Ro Bo Mo So, not Ro Po No Jo!

[101MusicPrincess]

I literally kept my laugh in until he said Mah ho :L 

[Miss80sObsessed]

"Ma ho" is definitely a favourite and I love when he rolls that 'r' in the middle

[DarkenCheChanChani]

Is it bad that when he sais 'Ma Ho' I think of 'Mah Roes'?

[shazzaman1]

david teninch

[GhostOfBloodReaver]

Mpbpgpfpvpnpvpnpnpapaofpfpfpnp­pooodododoaoeofofofogofodootoy­h mo ho

[VenomtheOne]

0:20

Judoon: who's that ugly bitch?

Tennant: Mah hore....

[mrsholloway77]

"Ma ho" hahaha :D

[djgoldilocks96]

Love how he speaks really slow then speaks really fast

[Shade7590]

Jamo~pause~Maho

[shazzaman1]

maho

[Kokiri971]

ma ho

[Danyellegilbert]

omg that was funny

[kuroipyros]

well, the doctor is nine hundred years old, and I think it's a lot of time for learn about every language in the universe, because his brain it's like like a lot of supercomputers interconnected

[blazers900]

MAH HOE

[HipHopUPsoRAP]

LOL at Dona's face after he said that fast sentence thing

(and at andypocalypse's comment - ma hoe rofl)

[12345kayleighc]

Mo-Ho!

[12345kayleighc]

Mo-Ho

[007meepit]

I love how they played it straight. I would be pissing myself with laughter.

[tgwpUtube]

Why doesn't the Tardis translate Judoon?

[Sigillalith]

@tgwpUtube

because they're police. So everyone has to know how to speak Judoon, so it doesn't hafta translate. But humans don't know it. because we're not part of the Shadow Proclamation. (Don't know if this is true, I'm just making an educated guess. :P) or they just wanted the Doctor to talk funny.

[tsubakki1]

@Sigillalith obviously for comedy factor,

[in12600]

@Sigillalith maybe they have somthing that blocks the transATION

[benToddTv]

@tgwpUtube I know no one has asked that exept you and me

[Koroistro]

@tgwpUtube

maybe it hadn't time to stabilize the pshic field or the shadow proclamation zone doesn't let the tardis doing that.

[xginjayx]

@tgwpUtube maybe cause the doctor understands their language so it doesnt need to translate....

[AnaFilipexD]

@tgwpUtube Maybe it is a language that Time Lords learn at school. Then, the Tardis doesn't translate it.

[LolGuy619]

@AnaFilipexD @tgwpUtubeor maybe, it did but not to us, assholes

[Lizardprinceone1]

@tgwpUtube The TARDIS doesn't translate languages it doesn't know.So, the TARDIS probably doesn't know the Judoon language.

[TheAmazingAuthor]

@Lizardprinceone1 but it obviously knows galifreyen (or however u spell it) and it doesnt translate that

[JESK1985]

@tgwpUtube

In story reason: insert long winded time lord edict based on series canon.

Cynical reason: RTD forgot when he wrote the script

Likely reason: RTD thought the joke was too good to worry about canon.

[StigGT2]

@tgwpUtube

Because rule of funny.

[Dstorm20xx]

@tgwpUtube

It involves four things... well, four things and a lizard.

[conklegutierrez]

@tgwpUtube Because, like Star Trek's universal translator, it doesn't translate if it thinks you sound cool. ^_^

[SluggieProductions]

@tgwpUtube it might be because they're too stupid... i mean, the TARDIS doesnt translate animals like Arthur the horse in "The Girl in the Fireplace", or baby's like Melody Pond...

[midgetwars1]

@SluggieProductions It doesn't translate grunts...

[SluggieProductions]

@midgetwars1 well, no, but its still an accepted language...i mean, all the Krafayis in the Vincent van Gogh episode did was grunt squeal and roar, but the doctor still understood it

[midgetwars1]

@SluggieProductions The doctor understands grunts but the tardis doesn't translate. 

[MorganOfTheAncients]

@tgwpUtube The Shadow Proclamation said "No translators without our permission" and they have a very effective method of enforcing that.

[Tchance25]

@tgwpUtube maybe he likes talking in Judoon

[MrCCollins1993]

@tgwpUtube Cause let's face it, that was just funny. And I bet David Tennant had a laugh doing it.

[pinklavigne231]

@tgwpUtube You're right... It didn't translate it in Smith and Jones. But that's probably because the Tardis was stuck on Earth. Wasn't it?

[jbarroso22]

@tgwpUtube maybe is very old language

[tgwpUtube]

@jbarroso22

Time lords are waaaay older than the Judoon

[jbarroso22]

@tgwpUtube you are right, then the reason is a mistery

[TheRealyLastDoctor]

@tgwpUtube I think he does, but the scene is saw and heared by home audiences, not form the Doctor's point of view

[Kaagh178]

@TheRealyLastDoctor That's right. But in the original script for 'The Stolen Earth' Donna questions why the TARDIS doesn't translate Judoon. The Doctor simply replies: 'Judoon are too thick'. Its in 'The Writer's Tale' by Russell T Davies and Benjamin Cook.

[Poomba1989b]

@Kaagh178 For the fun of it maybe, he has the choice I think and for the viewer, this is fun

[GTR141Foxer]

Damn doctor you pimp you sayd Ma Hoe.

[GameRock123]

That sounded like japaneese XD

[LbeatsKira]

@GameRock123 no it doesn't.

[Sir0Robin]

ma ho

=

BOOOBIES

[OlloX3]

Judoon: Sco bo tro no flo jo ko fo to do

Doctor: No bo ho sho ko ro to so

Doctor: (Very Fast) Bo-ko-do-zo-go-bo-fo-po-jo

Doctor: Mo ho.

[meb1982]

HAHAHA That is hilarious

[RT59C46100]

Docta Said MAI HOE 

[Azami4117]

HOW THE HELL IS THAT POSSIBLE. I couldn't make those sounds that quickly if my life depended on it

[Humansrule457]

He's saying: HOLY CARP RHINOS IN SPACE AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

[Shadow13withwheels]

Outtakes:

Mo. Joe. Joe. Joe.

[bilal0212]

Is the doctor saying aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah?

[shahoney]

so.... what is the doctor really saying, lol

[iHillery4]

i dont know why but i keep replaying him sayin: Fuh fuh joe

[iHillery4]

MAHO!! THE DOCTOR IS JAPANIES YAAAAYYYYY!!!!

[RiverPond00]

Judoon: Welcome to The shadow proclamation, you and the female will now be blown to smithereens.

Doctor: er na thanks, besides if you blow us up the daleks will exterminate you and dont even get me started on River Song! And this is...

*guns go down*

Doctor:... Ma ho.

[MrSuperMooman]

Maho.

[Lightyagami121]

I don't usually speak alien languages. But when i do, i speak Judoon.

[Tweedledumb13]

i keep replaying this video because incredible and every time he says Ma Hoe at the end i cant help but laugh "Read the most liked comments for why"

[thi181]

it is maouh/maou it means demon king :018

[TheAppFreaks]

I can't stop replaying that last part when he speaks really fast its hilarious!!

[TheAppFreaks]

I can't stop replaying that last part when he speeks really fast it's hilarious!!

[Alexplus20]

Finishes off with a sly "ma ho". Nice.

[arisheps100]

shouldn't the tardis translate what he is saying?

[mjhknhfh]

@arisheps100

normally it would but they were at the shadow proclamation which is some kind of like a universal government/police thing so maybe there was some kind of rule about translators being used there?

[computernerd1101]

Judoon: I do not like people who speak with multiple vowels.

Doctor: But the name of your species alone contains two different vowel sounds - and neither of them sound like the only vowel sound in your language.

(Judoon admit defeat and lower their guns.)

Doctor: That was easy.

[jmaxx112714]

Donna's face at his last sentence lol

[123Cheeseisawsome]

i cant stop replaying at 0:18

[KoolMovies1001]

That scene must have had at least 100 takes, I simply can't see how anyone can shoot that scene without cracking up. Lol. :-)

[XFiZZerX]

how can he do that without laughing XD

[phantomsonlylove]

i love this scene. its the best one by far!

[sugarking12]

Ma hoo

[phoenixcacti]

OH, so Donna's a whore now?

[phoenixcacti]

@phoenixcacti YAY

[GodofTurtles]

I love the Judoon's "wtf" expression, especially after the Doctor speaks lol.

[GodofTurtles]

Thank god the Tardis DIDN'T translate, we wouldn't have gotten to see something this awesome lol.

[TheMrOkamiden]

The ninth was quire dark abd some war mad. Whille the tenth is just fun, amusing, crazy in a good way, fast speaking, and just plain silly and likes danger. The ninth was too serius

[welme23]

@TheMrOkamiden I liked the ninth and I get why he is so serious. It was his first regeneration after (or during) the time war. It was horrible to say the least, so logically this manifested itself in his newest form. He hates death and still thinks like someone in battle would do.

[pawanflora]

i thought the tardis translates everything into Enlish ? :/

p.s. I LOVE YOU DAVID TENNANT. You MAKE ME TINGLE. :L :L

[Bottery]

What I love about the Tenth Doctor is that he actually speaks the alien languages even though he has absolutely no reason to.

[LurellePiano]

"Ma ho." Lol.

[RhiannonZRock]

only black people know that language the rhino said who are you and whos the gitl and the doctor said im the doctor and this is my hoe ^.^

[nytephoenix25]

no bo ho sho ko ro to so bokotosofokopokojo MO HO!!!

[ScoutWolf2041]

@nytephoenix25 the last one sounded more like :maho!

[Dalek115]

The Doctors Speaking Judoonean

[FM5KR6F2007]

judoon: move away from the tardis. it is ours now.

doctor: In your dreams big fella with a horses head.

they lower guns.

doctor: big headed prick.

[Anthonyk312]

While the video is playing press:

4 - To To

5 - Sho Ko Ro

6 - Bokotosodofofojo

9 - Ma Hoe

[rathalosrevenge70]

ROFL MA HOE

[TheTwelfthDoctor1]

MAHO.

[Suthek]

Ok people. 1 Judoon vs. 1 Krogan.

Bets taken.

[JackWProductions]

@Suthek I think it will be a draw but I agree they are both very similar.

[Suthek]

@JackWProductions On the second thought, I'd say the Krogans would more likely be friends with the Sontarans. Since the Judoon don't really do war. They're more like the law-people.

[yugisr]

Judoon: You will tell us who the woman is or we will shoot

Doctor: I am the Doctor and I'm telling you I won't speak until you lower your weapons!

*Judoon lower their weapons*

Doctor: (I don't feel like finishing that joke...)

[icanwaitanotherday]

I LOVE it when you think he's done and then he says "maho" or whatever it is

[artirj]

mahou xDDDD, funniest thing ever uttered by The Doctor

[Drwhofan246]

how can David Tennant say that without laughing! he is so good!!!

[alexis13thirteen]

maho

[evilbannana1]

0:14 Donna's Face!!! LMAO

[iamdoddsr]

the tardis still would translate it asshole

[Kayem237]

@iamdoddsr there have been several cases in which The Doctor has said something and the TARDIS would not translate it, also, you do hear the Judoon speak English earlier in the series, which implies that that was a code, not a language.

[iamdoddsr]

Y DID THE TARDIS NOT TRANSLATE?????

[politiciandiva]

@iamdoddsr Maybe he actually speaks Judoon?

[keepcalmproductions]

Judoon: State name, rank and serial number. And her, too.

Doctor: Doctor, Ehh...Doctor. Series 4....And my ho.

[darklink223456]

ma ho

j couldnt stop laughing XD

[taylorjsj]

I SWEAR I CRACKED LAUGHTING WHEN I WATCHED IT ON TV LOOL

[haydos271]

ma ho

[StuperToaster]

"ma hoe"

>:I...*nutshot*

[Akirajay38]

dead pan delivery...i crack up every time i see tennant speak an alien lanquage...he will truly go down as one of the all time greats.

[mattfanify]

judoon: i am a fan of you can i have your autograph?

doctor: yes you can but this girl planet has just got stolen the planet is earth

[GronHatchat]

LOL! I have this entire video as a ringtone on my phone! Love it!

[Treeis1995]

WHY ISNT THE TARDIS TRANSLATING THEIR LANGUAGE??

[CPNICHOLLS]

MA HOE!!!

[andypocalypse]

I like how he explains who his companion is... last 2 words... Ma Hoe

[pokekid2008]

@andypocalypse my hore you mean lol

[Akirajay38]

@andypocalypse WTF dude...WTF..lol

[SirKil0t]

seriously I'd love of seen him rehearsing those lines.

[rupertmyprince]

Judoon: U shall be arrested for stealing a phone box

Doctor: I didnt do it nobody saw me do it you cant proove anything

[Tom60062]

If the TARDIS translates languages, then how come it didn't translate the Judoon's language?

[rathalosrevenge70]

@Tom60062 DONT.. QUESTION.. FUNNY... VIDEO...

[rowan729]

hehehe does anyone realize that the Doctor said Ma Hoe and then they take him to the one woman? allways some woman to fall back on when his compaions fall :(

[mebee4]

Oh gosh that's amazing. Life goal: Be able to recite that SUPER fast bit!

[MegaFafnir]

Sco Po Fro No Fro Jo Ko Fo To To!

No Bo Ho Sho Ko Ro To So!

BOKATOSAGOFOBOFOJO!

Mo Ho.

[Stefernie2]

EPIC. WIN.

[motnafchan]

i wonder how many time he had to do that shot? i mean he is david tennant and he is brilliant but i dont think i could keep a strait face