The Room - How Johnny Met Lisa

[13Gangland]

What the fuck was that?!?! This had to be the worst conversation in a movie since filming was invented.

[pochopaz7381]

" and I said hi to her"

[TheSquidCult]

I don't know anyone and I hate YMCA, with a chew-thousand dollar check.

[slthomp2]

I didn't know anyone and I uhh I hate YMCA with tchoo-thousand dollar check which I couldn't cash

[htd0417]

The best part is after he tells the totally uninteresting story and Mark asks "Where's the interesting part?"

[CanadianPolybius]

This part is actually relatively realistic.

[lermadaniel]

What a story Johnny

[Killersfrombeyond]

Johnny, now work @ a bank. He would know you can cash a out of state check.

[pontusgardinger]

This movie is so unbelievably entertaining that I think none of us fans can imagine a world without it. Tommy Wiseau is a cinematic prophet.

[onemidnightgone]

1. You can cash a check from an out of state bank.

2. You cannot cash checks at the YMCA.

Johnny, a banker, should FUCKING KNOW THIS.

[PortugalGP]

YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LAUSY ACCENT!

[xxxItAllEndsxxx]

Anybody else feel like he's making this up on the spot?

[GDNEntertainment]

@xxxItAllEndsxxx lmao yes

[xxxItAllEndsxxx]

@GDNEntertainment He has no idea how he met Lisa. He sounds so bored just talking about her lol

[bobbygnosis]

Best adlib EVER.

[imbobsaget]

Howd you ever meet Lisa?

"Wellthasveryinterestingstory. Whenimovedtosanfrancisco. with two suitcases. I didnt know anyone and I have IhateYMCA with2000dollarcheck which i couldnt cash"

[CharadeYouAre77]

Damn those out-of-state banks, damn them all.

[LordLeverette]

What a story, Johnny

[CleverSleazoid8]

"So, what's the interesting part?"

That is the first legitimate question in this movie

[BlessedAreTheFurries]

So Johnny met someone by saying "hai" to them. Hmm, going on his track record I'd say that's plausible.

[farbeyond]

That IS a funny story, Johnny.

[bubblitz89]

The entire scene was sooo dry!

[ExposeWhiteGenocide]

This clip pretty much made the entire movie for me.

[sadia604]

.... Interesting?

[solidkingcobra]

fuckin IMPROV GENIUS!

[shahoney]

DO YOU GUYS WANT TO EAT SOMETHING?

[Vorlnax]

hahaha what a story tommy

[kattowitz4]

Johnny talks for about how he met Lisa.

*1 minute later*

"Sooo... I mean heh... what's the interesting part?"

ahahahahahahahahah

[SequinedBag]

@Ichiboy900 LMAO

[RomeijnLand]

"Ai hid Y.M.C.Err witv a Twotousant dollar check which Ai couldn't kesh"

[weshouldhaveshotguns]

What a story, Tommy.

[seriousbees]

0:43

>djeeken wanna eat something?

>jiken wanna eat something?

>事件 wanna eat something?

[fragwits]

He sounds like he's high..

[satinsguard]

"Shwee was shitting, dwinking kwofee, shweeeee was sooo bootyfull."

[Thunderholt2]

Sure, she paid for dinner...but with WHAT KIND OF CASH?!

[Andrewoid95]

Great story and all, but more importantly, what was was in those suitcases..?

[Sauron338]

@Andrewoid95 If I had to guess, a football, a tuxedo, and too many spoons.

[PikaJew1213]

I feel like Johnny is hiding something. Just like the Actual Tommy Wiseau

Johnny: claims that he couldn't cash a check because it was "out of state." However, it is entirely possible to cash an out of state check. Johnny, a banker, should know this.

Tommy Wiseau: has been secretive about exactly how he obtained six million dollars for the filming of "The Room"

I think there is a greater conspiracy hidden within the movie and real life...think about it

[Mojito133]

HOLY SHIT THIS WAS SO FUCKING INTERESTING.

[JR1070]

The interesting part was she already ordered a pizza.

[Gnuzzk]

what is interesting is that i didnt have to have a paper bag on my face during dinner

[bebopbountyhead]

I love how every character just doesn't give a shit :D

[TwilightSucks931]

So, this interesting story's interesting part is hardly related to the story at all, and isn't interesting to begin with.

[JR1070]

"I had two suitcases full of body parts"

[chuzzwozzer]

Love how every piece of dialogue end with either "haha whatever" or "dont worry about it" LOL.

[321erup123]

"and I said hi to her"

"OH HI LISA!"

[0Black0Vendetta0]

@MobKnowledge I FRIGGIN LOVE YOU!!!

[Maddiox3]

Wait....This Story Doesn't Even Add Up..... Johnny Doesn't Say "Hi" To Just Anyone

[DeepEye1994]

0:11 "I hat to YMCA"

[Secundas]

Mark's story about the hospital on Guerrero Street was way better

[Maddiox3]

Haha. What a story, Johnny

[jackjack121]

Johnny: "ha whatever. Deacon waneas somthing?"

Mark: *shrugs shoulder* (WTF did he just say?)

Johnny: *walks away*

[Leatherbubba]

Cool story,bro.

[scrount1]

that is truly a fascinating story, mr. wiseau. you should write a book about it. what a story, johnny. oh, and did anyone see peter at the end, sitting there looking like he's thinking "why the fuck have i come to act in this movie".

[KCArmstrongXIIV]

@scrount1 i think "peter" one day just stopped showing up to the set so they had to replace him with that weird guy who just kinda popped out of nowhere

[scrount1]

@KCArmstrongXIIV to me peter seemed like the only relatively sane person in the movie so it's no suprise why he left. the other guy who couldn't keep his comments in his pocket fitted in perfectly.

[chuzzwozzer]

@scrount1 LOL yeah I think that was the moment he thought "fuck it I'm out of here"

[GatorsFan24]

haha both top comments just made my night

[KCArmstrongXIIV]

god what an uplifting story, he had an out of state bank check at the ymca where he worked as a bell boy drinking coffee when he said hi to her....

[vlaSINda]

J: "Oh hi random girl."

L: "Hi, I'm Lisa."

J: "A ha ha ha ha. What a story random girl."

L: "Umm, yeah... Could you go away now?"

J: "How dare you talk to me like that! Do you understand life? Do you?"

[Lisa leaves]

J: "Everybody betray me, I fed up with this wurld!... Oh hi mark..."

[nawazshiraj]

@vlaSINda Don't forget after he saw mark he shouted to her YOU'RE TEARING ME APART RANDOM GIRL!

[klhdsgkjsdfl]

Deekan wanna eat something?

[MrEMinor]

'do you guys wanna eat something?'

Depends if your expecting us to pay like Lisa did!!

[Charmolution]

@superswede24

He said "I hit YMCeer."

[elvaelvirababe]

it's like he's talking to a documentarist.

[NatalieNinetales]

i work as a busboy but i have two thousand dollars.

[chuzzwozzer]

Well that scene ended well!!

[Rojacasm]

this sounds like the dialogue at the beginning of bitchin' camaro by the dead milkmen

[fongkungy]

Why hate YMCA ,Johnny?

[DanTheManHatesYoutub]

Of course he met her by saying hai

[MrESPNoza24]

I hate YMCA???

Uhhhj

[arixchanxx]

"I hate the YMCA"

[intheTea04]

Is it an interesting story, Tommy? IS IT? You sick freak.

[Clutnuckle]

press 8 for WHAT

[MobKnowledge]

Here's how it went down.

Johnny: "Oh hai, Lisa"

Lisa: "Oh hai, fututre husband, I didn't know it was you."

J: "Hahaha. What a story, Lisa. Let's go eat HONK."

L: "Do you want me to pay for dinner?"

J: "Whatever, I don't care."

L: "I already paid for dinner."

J: "Hahaha. You think of everything. Anyway, how's your sex life?"

[trufuknplaya]

@MobKnowledge in a feew minutes bitch

[sitstandnow]

@MobKnowledge LMFAOO sir you are a genius

[shahoney]

@MobKnowledge - OMG I'm peeing from laughing so hard. Okay, thanks.

[Lisergishnu]

I love who he cuts the conversation with a big WHATEVER.

[serioushamster]

The first few seconds sounds more like a drug deal a, very very retarded drug deal

[butters226]

speakin... howd you meet lisa?

[Ichiboy900]

I imagine Lisa saying "You had me at oh hai"

[chongilla]

and i say hi to her

[daphnemohajer]

titanic shimtanic. this is the greatest love story ever told.

[beinDAman]

And she was SO BEAUTIFUL

[seriousbees]

0:42 Jiken wanna eat something?

wat

[ProtestTh3Hero]

Possibly the worst story anyone has ever told. Also the best.

[xXWeezerXx]

Watch this with captions. It's very revealing. 

[timmy0080]

In reality he picked her up at the docks

[Charmolution]

@timmy0080

Whales don't usually swim that close to land.

[SmileLikeStudios]

"What's the interesting part?"

"The interesting part is that on our first date: she paid for dinner."

Are you fucking with my head?

[SpFg22]

Honestly, I didn't understand a word of that story

[waste0fspais]

well the intresting part is: that on our first date she paid for dinner....

0___0

[unkommon2001]

press 1 really fast ;)

[nickgevans]

@unkommon2001 3 is good too

[shadowface90]

This is.... the WORST ACTING I HAVE EVER SEEN! NOT ONE EMOTION WAS CORRECT! NOT ONE SINGLE LINE WAS RIGHT! IT WAS LIKE WATCHING A VERY BAD SOFT PORN MOVIE WRITTEN BY... OH MY GOD I CANNOT EVEN THINK OF ANY DIRECTOR THAT IS WORSE THAN TOMMY WISEAU. IT'S THAT BAD!!!

[megded1]

@shadowface90 Tommy Wiseau is a divine being.

[shadowface90]

@megded1 What is is with everyone thinking he's one of the finest actors of our time. Guys like the Nirvana of bad acting. I'm not trying to steal off line from the Nostalgia Critic, but seriously, It feels like my mind has been zoned out for :50 seconds while watching this. It's like, dude what the F*** was I just watching right now? SHEESH.

[chuzzwozzer]

@shadowface90 WTF are you on about? Tommy Wiseau is talked about quite rightly in the same breath as the like of De Niro, Brando, etc..

[shadowface90]

@chuzzwozzer (Throbbing head in pain). You can't compare Tommy Wiseau with De Niro and Brando! Seriously what do you people see in this guy?

[taylorferry7]

What a story mark.

[monkeyjoe100]

" i had 2 suitcases and i didnt no anyone and i hate ymca" ooook

[SoloBoxer]

"What? No tips from your job?"

Johnny, terribly embarrassed by his dreadful buss-boy skills, changes the subject...

"Whatever. You guys want to eat something?"

[thafoofa]

Oh hi acting school.

[minorremedy]

Why does Johnny hate YCMA?

[NefariousEvildoer]

Original script, as written in Wiseau-ese:

Johnny: 'Ozats vhery intressing storiee, wenmu to San Franzisco ang wit tu suitcases, en ah didn't know anywahn, an I hav, ah hid YMCair wit the toochowsand check witch ah culdn't caaash.'

Mark: 'Why not?'

Johnny: 'Well, zcaus it wasan auht-of-state baaaaank.. ANYWAY ah was wurking ze buzboy in hotel and uh, ofv, swhee was sitting, dwinking kaufee.. she was so BEEAUTIFULL... an I say hi to her... zats how waymet.'

[Ticalmc2k2]

@NefariousEvildoer I kept listening to the dialogue while reading along with your comment. It's spot on. lmao

[chuzzwozzer]

@NefariousEvildoer  LMFAO!!!

[8BitMonk3y]

@NefariousEvildoer Mark: 'So, I mean, what's the interesting part?'

Johnny: Whadduh intressin pardizz add on our first DAAATE she pay for dinnur.

Mark: What? No tips from your job?

Johnny: Huh whaddevuh. Dicken wanna eat somming?

[MrBuch169169]

@NefariousEvildoer Hahahah, what a comment, Mark!

[TheFalloutExperience]

@NefariousEvildoer Anyway, how's your sex life?

[NefariousEvildoer]

@TheFalloutExperience - Eh, it needs more HONK.

[XxXxOoOoOxXxX]

johnny works at a bank but cannot cash cheques

[TheFlamingItzy]

YOU ARE TEARING ME APART LINE-READING!

[ajparrillo]

Check out the guy with glasses staring at the camera at the end of the scene.

[raging78]

@ajparrillo I noticed that too. I bet he's thinking 'I nailed that scene'.

[intothetopcorrupt]

there should be a comic book starring Johnny and tommy wiseau Tommy wiseau vs. johnny like father like son but they're like arch nemises and like have sex with each other's future wives and battle it out and then win a battle in the battle of the bands

[saifblade]

what a story Tommy!

[CapitalFProductions]

I work at a bank and...yes, you can cash out of state checks

[TheLostProphecies]

COOL STORY BRO !

[cavemeat]

THAT WAS SO NOT AN INTERESTING STORY

[hiphophorray123]

'why not'

''coz it was an out of state bank''

hahaha so unnecessary

[MallarRallam]

Uh ha ha. What a story johny.

[matteoprez]

0:34 - the true meaning of the film.

[nlamanna56]

dhoyooogeysvanttoeeatsomesing? 

[IAdorePie]

Oh hi Lisa.

[KTraska82]

Tommy let out his inner Christopher Walken in this scene.

"well because it was an outta-state..BANK"

[TheIm2BiZ11]

Like the background music will make the story interesting?

[seanThree16]

Do you guys wanna eat something?

* Vague response *

Then he touches his hair and walks off.

This scene is pure genius, I'm not even kidding.

[Charmolution]

@seanThree16

I guess Mark doesn't like HAUNGH for lunch.

[MobKnowledge]

Does anyone else think the background music sounds like the theme from the first Max Payne? Kind of adds an eeriness to the scene.

[flis]

the interesting part is on our first date lisa already ordered a pizza

[Btok92]

Best part is that you can cash checks from out of state banks and Johnny, as a banker, should know that. He's obviously good at his job too because he "save dem bundles"

[shatwood]

@Btok92

OH HAI MOVIE ERRORS SECTION FROM IMDB!

[Btok92]

@shatwood that is one of their best pages ever! haha

[shatwood]

@Btok92

You know you've been following The Room too much when you can identify a stranger's single, loose reference to one of many errors listed on a completely different website. "As a banker, should know that" is what clued me in. I remember that same line, written as "johnny should know that" is listed on the film's IMDB front page.

[cenacattakproduction]

YOUR TEARING ME APART HOTEL

[Carnage1235]

"Anyways' bus boy with a hotel and ugh, um....... She was seeting, drinken ere coffee and she was SOOO BEEEYOOTIFOOL".

[C0LL1N]

0:11 he says "I hate YMCA"

[C0LL1N]

Close your eyes and just imagine that this is an interview with Tommy.

[cgray794]

I liked the part with the 2 suitcases.

[arnoldt14]

I don't get why mark doesn't respond to Johnny offering to eat, did they run out of lines? By lines I mean words, not the lines of cocaine Johnny was doing just before this scene.

[bjorkman88]

She paid for dinner. Would make any story amazing for the future kids to hear.

Oh hai kid

Oh hai Johhny, didnt recognize you.

It's me.

Keep change bai

[piggy978]

DON'T MAKE FUN! THAT SHIT ACTUALLY WORKS! I went up to this girl who I obviously had no chance with and thought "what would Tommy do here?"

"O Hai lady!" said I, and before you know it she was already ordering me pizzas without me asking

[merdufer]

@piggy978 Oh she didn't! Did she ask you afterward, at least?

[piggy978]

@merdufer haha thats a great story merdufer haha

[GeminiBreaker]

I love how Peter is staring at us at the end.

[zomghax12]

YOU ARE TEARING ME APART PLOT HOLE

[f4kem4rio193]

warevah

[XChezzaQChanX]

I like how he says "That's a very interesting story" as if it is the least interesting thing ever :P Also how the whole story sounds as if he is making it up as he goes along...

[elvaelvirababe]

he sounds like he's talking to a documentarist.

[blackknight509]

WHO THE FUCK IS THE WEIRD GUY IN THE SUIT JUST SITTING IN THE CORNER??

[amandolin0]

@blackknight509 Dude it's Peter, he always wants to play psychologist with us

[Tenshikahaku]

What a story Johnny.

[MsWaddon]

Do you guys want something to eat?

...........

[CrackedPepper28]

I hope I meet my man like that.

[thezoombini]

oh its a verintrestory

[zeldafanboy345]

Wow so the story didn't involve roofies or kidnapping? I must say I'm surprised

[MobKnowledge]

So what's the interesting part?

[Vidhole]

so..how does a foreign guy rise from busboy to banker?

[mrmadcaps]

@Vidhole By making the bank boondles, that's how. 

[BuddySweyzer]

"Oh, desh verl intestin stawrl I moht San Fersiscaw-aw wit too sootcess and I di-i knaw any-won and eh..."

- Johnny

[LukeLovesRose]

The Godfather? What's that? Look at this profound and powerful... experience. OMG.

[ECHOES2131]

0:50 LOL'd

[pseudonympersona]

I love how Mark says "So what was the interesting part?" at the end of it. It's almost as though Wiseau read over his dialogue and realized that it wasn't actually an interesting meeting at all!

...

...

...naaaah, probably just a fluke.

[FireOps]

I've got the feeling they're just making up the dialogue on the spot.

[mrl0p3z]

Well it's a very interesting story, when I escaped a war crimes tribunal in Bosnia, I came to San Francisco and enrolled in some acting classes through the Learning Annex where I met this bubbleheaded himbo named Greg Sestero. Anyway, I have some incriminating details about him which I hold over him so he will do my bidding.

[Hurricane333]

Three of the most unlikely people to ever share a room.

[Hexagram777]

@Hurricane333 it's not A room, it's THE room