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  • love the devil duck

  • This is really awkward for us Europeans. So many people here are atheists. And nobody gives a shit.

  • this girl's like - oh i'm kinda hot, people are gonna listen to what i have to say, i guess

  • @zoraknsg you're like - oh i'm an kinda of an asshole, people are gonna listen to what i have to say, i guess

  • @vaahtobileet wrong, wrong, wrong. i didn't "say" anything, i just posted a comment.  nobody is going to "listen" to what i have to "say" just because i'm an asshole. that doesn't make any sense. in fact, they would probably be less likely to listen to what somebody says if they're an asshole. people might listen to what a hot girl has to say just because she's hot, that is a reasonable thing that happens. you sir are WRONG.

  • @zoraknsg That's a mouthful. I clearly touched a nerve.

    We don't negotiate with assholes.

  • I love the rubber devil duckie...so cute! :D

  • Heavy metal bangin'... your a rockin' bitch!

  • the mother in that video has issues, god dont have issues. god dont act like that, but its very clear. jesus is the way to heaven. all who truly in there heart chose jesus will be in heaven. god left it up to each one of us where we will spend eternity. im glad i chose jesus and heaven,

  • @mrcooldude964 No issues, he just tortures people for eternity for not doing what he wants. Great guy.

  • @Carbunkal god left it up to us where we spend eterntiy. if you end up in hell its your fault not gods, you can chose jesus right now truly in your heart and never have to worry about hell again, instead you chose to reject jesus and make excuses that will not stand up to anything on judgment day,

  • @mrcooldude964 Any being that sets up a system where people are tortured for simply not believing something that doesn't have sufficient evidence doesn't deserve to be liked, let alone worshiped. I couldn't bring myself to bow down to such an indisputably evil and sick entity.

    Seeing as I don't believe in a god, threatening a gods punishment is pretty pointless. It's like me telling you that you're going to be eaten by the boogeyman tonight.

  • get a better camera

  • I love big band and swing music from the friggin 40s

  • It would be funny if it was photoshoped for the mother to toliteraly explode!!!!!

  • Religion is not of god. god is not religious, when we stand before Jesus on judgment day and we all will (atheist to) god is not going to ask what religion you were, all that will matter then is did you receive Jesus while you had the change or not. (That’s all that will matter then)

    Somehow Catholics think if they get a drop of water on their head and confess their sins before some priest they will go to heaven. Only way to heaven is asking Jesus into your heart as your lord and savior

  • @mrcooldude964 said "when we stand before Jesus on judgment day and we all will (atheist to)..." I suppose arrogance is a Christian virtue. BTW, it's "too" not "to".

  • Kid (age 14): Mom/Dad, i'm an atheist, i'm gay, i smoke weed, and I'm not a virgin anymore.

    Mom/Dad: What?! You don't believe in God?! You're no getting Christmas presents because that is the day of Jesus!

  • I want to buy you a cupcake.

  • @ghostworld420 HEY :S lol

  • Mother should kick son out of house.

  • you're cute :)

  • @thewizardofawe omg! picking up women on the net. pathetic!

  • BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

    is that a fridge

  • "the crazy religious people"? That's all of them. They think an invisible guy in the sky controls the universe. Think about that! WTF.

  • i'd say that this was possibly the case for the mother.

  • I suppose if you keep saying the same word over and over again It may eventually mean something, other than displaying your touching naiveté.

    Delusions ? I suggest you do research into the book you claim to revee. Do you know how christianity was originaly spread? . Pre-christian tribes were either converted or slaughtered, just because your ignorant of the facts does not make it 'go away'.

  • poor kid will be in the next jesus camp video......

  • haha this just makes people look stupid.

  • How about the crazy I'm so atheist parents?

  • @dex1391 There aren't any. Atheist parents don't go crazy if their children want to believe in a magical man in the sky, but they want them to think about their choices.... *quietly* magical man in the sky... hehe.....

  • @lzrd0113

    LOL there aren't any..? Yeah right. Sorry you failed... there are just as many... we both know that..

  • @dex1391 Oh yeah? What are they going to freak out about? Oh noes you believe in a magical man in the sky? No. They are going to ask them why they believe in what they believe in (sorry about ambiguous pronouns). Something tells me you aren't an atheist otherwise you would know how we think. We like to make decisions and think for ourselves, not based on what some power-hungry old men wrote many many years ago.

  • @lzrd0113

    How you think... I know how you think. Just read my page. It's full of intelligent atheist thought.... and it shows exactly what I'm saying.

    Atheism exists solely by selfish people who are arrogant enough to believe that nothing in the universe could possibly be more important than they are. It's a foolish faith based belief system.

    Atheism is spreading because of indoctrination. Try to think for yourself for once.

  • @dex1391 you really believe that 1 "man" created all of this that we have today? where did your "god" come from? isn't that the 1 question you aren't supposta ask? where did your precious "god" come from? and then, as if it wasn't bad enough to believe that some mythical being just created him self, now you expect people to believe that "god" just thinks "hmm. today i'm going to make a universe?" no' bull shit, "god" isn't real.

  • @INSANENINJAFACE

    There's no such thing as "your" God.

    And that foolish question has been answered again and again.

    Where did the universe come from without God? Where did matter and energy come from?

    Until you can answer that... . atheism is and will always be a farce.

  • @dex1391

    So until mankind can prove everything to your satisfaction EVERYBODY has to believe in an arbitary bronze age Sky-Daddy' myth ?

    Either you are a smart troll, or an exceptionally stupid christian.

    I can't believe you told someone to 'think for yourself' when your belief system (a bronze age superstition, no less ) is dictated to you by semi literate primitives, to whom everything was a mystery

    Your rituals are empty oaths you neither understand nor live by

    I said GOOD DAY SIR

  • @AsDeadAsDillinger

    Wow are you an idiot bigot..

  • @dex1391

    Thank you for your opinion. however worthless it is.

    Why should people tip-toe around religious people's fragile little egos, especially as they can't be bothered to return the favor, in fact they interpret any latitude given them as further evidence that their ludicrous fantasies are correct.

    It's about time they were told the unvarnished truth, maybe then they would wake up,

  • @AsDeadAsDillinger

    It's not an opinion. It is a fact. If you use bigoted terms... you are therefore a bigot. Why shouldn't I call it as it is?

    You're a bigot. Take it for what it is...

  • @dex1391

    I could be the most bigoted person in the world, but next to the xenophobic and prejudiced ravings of your bible I would appear as the most selfless saint.

    How could you deign anybody bigoted, when you consider the blood stained history of your religion and the treatment meted out to the various native populations by your various christian predecesors.

    That is the very definition of hypocracy But I have come to expect no less from the blind and vainglorious religious.types

  • @AsDeadAsDillinger

    I never claimed that you were the most bigoted person in the world. I simply pointed out the fact that you are a bigot.

    And lol your delusions about what is in the bible are totally irrelevant.

    Bigotry is known to come from ignorance. And you have an abundance of both. 

  • @dex1391 "Where did the universe come from without God? Where did matter and energy come from?"

    They are eternal. No need for a creator. Matter and energy are the same thing(E=mc2). It can't be created or destroyed it just goes on in another form, read the first law of thermodynamics also called the law of energy conservation.

  • @Iconoclast444

    You may want to on a science book. We know for a fact that matter and energy are NOT eternal.

    We know when the universe began.

    So where did they come from?

  • Where did the universe come from? It was already there compressed into a singularity. There never was NOTHING. Energy is converted into matter and matter into energy. Energy cannot be created or destroyed it just moves from one form to another. The first law of thermodynamics. Go study.

  • You have a fantastic voice.

  • poeple say like that are really great .could have told how to give birth .just ask yourself how they will give birth to their children .?

  • idiotistic nonsence of a responce..."blow her head up, and it will ALL BE OVER WITH"....aha, like saying "...shut the fuck up mother, u don't know whats best for me, WEED, and DICK in my mouth, and Pornography, and Doing what ever the hell i want is good for me"...... yeah right. you don't know what you're talking about miss reply....may the Lord Forgive your heresies.

  • doesnot really matter if there god or not just belive in yourself

  • You dont get it do you? "pissed catholic mother" is an atheist! it was a propaganda video! You couldnt tell that?

  • You have such a kissable face.

  • Yeah, I told my mom I don't agree with Catholicism and she responded with "You need to read the Bible more." I'm also a confirmed Catholic(by force) because if you refuse, your parents will kick you out of the house and be embarassed.

  • @XDATRS WOW ITS A 4 YEAR OLD VIDEO CLEARLY I HAVE A BETTER WEBCAM NOW MISTER I TALK IN ALL CAPS

  • @TaintedTease OK THEN , I AM JAPPY FOR YU!!

  • @TaintedTease lol nice.

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  • are you from Westchester, PA? you sound like Bam Margera

  • The handicapped aren't allowed in heaven because it brings disgrace to gods kingdom. Lev 21: 16-21. Look it up it's true. Now Christians have put themselves in an awkward position. 1. If they say that's untrue it would mean that you don't agree or obey gods perfect infallible plan of cruelty. 2. If you say it's true god is still a dick and you believe in a dick who hates the handicapped. Wake up people the kind Christianity is a make believe religion based on the old cruel one.

  • @ThePublicIsInsane What Bible are u reading? Because if u most know. There is a least 100 different Bible interpretations. Know before you speak and God have mercy on your soul!

  • ow my Christianity 

  • Fuckmania in the bible it says you dont have to believe he gave you a choice but I'm not sure I believe in god

  • Why does she assume the guy was gay?

  • @werebee She was joking, saying you could say all these things that are probably untrue to make her head explode.

  • @Zeldarulah Thanks for actually getting the joke :)

  • @werebee ...she didn't.

  • I like your duck.

    And that is not some sexist metaphor.

  • @wouter1411 I like her duck. And that is a sexist metaphor. For vagina.

  • your really pretty but that's no excuse for the state of your room

  • What's wrong with big band music from the 40s?

  • get a better camera

  • @savocado The video is 4 years old. Hence the webcam was old and shitty. 2007 was a long time ago

  • My parents found out I was an atheist through adding me as friends on Facebook. Since then, we've been okay with each other and they've been a little lenient on forcing me to go to church but I know that they'll always see me as the little devil ducky for as long as I live :P

  • "I'm so catholic it hurts" kind of people. lololol

  • My GF has that duck lol

  • 1:17 "big band music from the friggin 40s" hahahahaha what the hell does this (and everything you just said) have to do with atheism or catholicism

  • Tell this to a Irish Catholic mother and see who wins the fight. My mom would slap the shit out of me.

  • @KJT922010T She'd slap the shit out of you? How very catholic of her.

  • @hotelmario510 I was just over exaggerating she wouldn't be happy but she wouldn't do anything about it, My brother doesn't go to church because my dad died and he blames god. So were catholic but not very religous about it

  • I told my mom an she did the same thing the catholic mother did, threatened to without Christmas, lol there's nothing religious in it for our family, just present exchange an hang with the family. good video response miss :D

  • dude that duck was friggin adorable ^-^

  • I'm atheist but I can understand the position of the mother. In a theist society you get to be isolated just by saying that you don't believe in god. She may even be very religious, but what really scares her is the fact that if every neighbours know about his atheist son, his familly will be descriminated. THAT'S WHAT SCARES HER AND MUCH MANY AROUND THIS WORLD! WE ALL JUST WANT ATTENTION FROM EACH OTHERS, EVEN IF THAT MEANS JOINING RELLIGION.

  • It was "mint"? Have you been to Britain lately?

  • i didnt understand one word u said but um your mouth was moveing um.. how big can u make your mouth open im just wondering!!!! and r u any good hahaha

  • haha... good responce!

  • I wonder if the video that's being responded to, was nothing more than a set up designed to defame christianity. I MEAN DID SOMEONE JUST HAPPEN TO HAVE A VIDEO CAMERA PRESENT AND JUST HAPPEN TO BE RECORDING THIS ARGUMENT WHILE IT WAS TAKING PLACE?

  • Catholics are alot diferent then normal christians. Catholics are always angry, normal christians are usually happy. It's simple.

  • @howwowey Many in the world don;t want to see the difference between christianity and religion. Many in the churches are religious, but they are not about the Kingdom of God that Jesus talked about.

  • @777jsca ?

  • Hahaha,I LOVE this video! I'm sure at 1 point she says something like,"Well,we're just gonna have to start going to church every week" Well,as a former catholic,I got news for the stupid bitch,if she's such a devout catholic she should be going to mass EVERY fricking sunday! I mean,how DARE her son have an independant thought,lol! I hope the poor kid can move out of that oppressive environment as soon as he is able to! She is the worst kind of mother!

  • HOW CAN YOU SAY "OH my GOD" and not believe in God?

  • @dis00612 Force of habit.

  • @dis00612 The same way people can say holy shit, and not actually believe that shit is holy.

    It's just a phrase.

  • bunch of horny fools

  • @colon767

    Who?

  • lets make babies!!!!!!!!!

  • OMG DEVIL DUCK EVERYBODY RUUUUUUUUUUNNN!!!!

  • Here's the thing. In the video I think I can see what happened prior to the video camera being turned on. I can see, "so mom...I'd like to talk for a minute...about...our religion." Mother eresponds with, "What? what do you need t otalk about?" And the kid PROBABLY just up and said, "...Well...It's been a long time coming, and after discussing the issue with friends and looking stuff up...I'm an atheist."

    Seems reasonable, but NOT to a mother like that. Best not to be blunt with the evangelic

  • I like that argument and agree with the woman in this video what a brave kid.

  • All the Roman Catholic Church ever does is issue zero tolerance for criticism of Roman Catholicism.

  • Lolz. I want that Duck :D

  • a smart, pretty atheist girl..perfect lol

  • this chick is cool haha, if i see you im gonna smoke weed with you lol

  • "I'm so Catholic it hurts!" That is definitetly going into the favorite quotes part of my brain :D

  • something about this chick makes me want to bitch slap the fuck out of her

  • @mike9220 Something about this chick makes me want to fuck the slap out of her.

  • Thank you Canada for fine women and Vancouver and bears.

  • I have 3.7 and just 15, yet I don't believe in god.

    Lol and by the way, I asked a christain what his score was on an IQ test. He replied, "100%!" XD

  • @WunderWaffel270 Islam

  • I'm not going to tell my grandma that I am an atheist because she would probably die.

  • I Love MY God so this guy is probably going to hell and she is hot

  • just saying, good video, and i love for using a devil duck. it made satan a cuter thought to not dwell on while im on my way to hell

  • kudos to the kid he have some balls

  • being a atheist and having a insanly reilegius dad its hard mager props to the kid hope he gets threw this good ass thing i dont liv with my dad

  • Religious people are the most dangerous people on the planet. How many wars have started because of it? lol <3 glad im smarter than the average sheep and know religion is fake.

  • That duck vibrates, right?

  • is that a military jacket? :D

  • Props

  • argue till the cows come home, be proud of this kid until you die, then atheist and believers alike will find out. That will be a sad day for some

  • I'm sorry, but Christians are evil

  • @VampireLord66 mr vampire lord, your not? I would not want to be around you, your highness. Oh Brother, grow up

  • @burly636 you need to grow a sense of humour I was joking you dipshit

  • @VampireLord66 @burly636 Sorry, I did not know that, There are a lot of people who are very serious when they talk about their hate for God and his followers, It is hard to tell the difference. I am a Christian and I am not evil, but there are so called Christians that I wonder about. I am not really a dip shit I just tired of the crap all Christians get from the righteous attitudes of others. I have a full grown sense of humor, That how my husband and I stay married, we laugh all the time.

  • @burly636 It's okay I figured someone would get offended but I am so tired of having to walk on egg shells when I just want to kid about something and that goes for everyone

  • @VampireLord66 I'm a good christians.

  • @rain1676 Lol I know I was just kidding

  • @VampireLord66 oh ok. sorry.

  • Remember atheism is also a religion. I think that just not believing in God is enough. You don't need to label. I thought the whole purpose of atheism was to not be labeled.

  • @FASSY524 No, it is not a religion.

    There are no tenets, dogmas or beliefs in common among those who do not believe in any gods.

    Just like not collecting stamps is not a hobby not believing in god is not a religion.

    There is no purpose of atheism.

  • they're called power freaks.

    

  • It's great entertainment this telling parents news like this so kids please make more similar vids. I can imagine oposite vids too : "can I please go to church atheïst mum"?

    In that case as a joke, otherwise: not funny!

  • Well, the young gentleman should have just said he was gay since Atheists are discriminated against more than homosexuals.

  • Nice duck.

    Also yes, of all the things he could have said.. it would have all been fine.. because at least "god could save you".. but when he comes up and says his entire religion is nuts.. he can be the most gentle soul in the world.. get a PHD.. find a cure for cancer... nothing matters.. because..

    "oh my god.. my son has no religion.. please open his eyes".

    It's just ridiculous.

  • Woah girl you're great. And I love the duck :P

  • That video was hilarious. I wonder who was filming it?

  • The mother was too harsh. She did not handle it well.

    Anyways, variety in the community is actually a good thing.

    Going to church or not going to church does not necessarily make you a bad person.

  • I don't mean to demean your or your message because i am in full agreement, but you are hot as fuck!

  • @valetudo777  True enough!!!

  • btw MsMarch you are definitely within your rights to feel however you feel and I agree with you because I do believe in something that isn't tangible but that I hold faithfully in my beliefs- but... I still think that all the rest are CORRECT to choose their own faith and path and it is a FACT that none of us have the right to judge them ;)

  • ppl r saying, 'where did god come from then, huh? dumbarse' etc.. which is quite dumb, because...n stating he is atheist or tht this response is in support of atheism, that already establishes the fact tht the person speaking or being spoken about, DOES NOT believe n any given deity - meaning... y ask if they are specifically telling you that they do NOT believe n God to begin with haha... I mean, we're all entitled to our opinions & any1 of any faith can agree 2 that 'no stone casting', member?

  • Hey! I'm a fundamentalist Big Band aficionado. Persecute me why don't you, ya bigot.

  • You are a skank. Your hair is dirty. And that means your snatch is dirty. Icky!

  • @madisonelectronic what the fuck is the point of saying that? jealous ppl calling her hot?

  • lol

  • Very good response! That mother would be enough to make an atheist out of me :) She's so "religious" I thought she was gonna drown her kid in holy water, LOL!!

  • Fuck you! Pull that dildo out of your ass and stop being brainwashed by the media and your marxist teachers at school. Evolution and atheism is a bunch of crap!

  • @gamefreak1000000 What are you like a professional troll or something? You even have the overgeneralized tag. Fuck off you little prick.

  • @gamefreak1000000

    First of all, moron, Creationism and evolution can coexist.

    Second, Atheism isn't taught, it's not knowing that there's a god.

    Third, Evolution has been consistently proven, time and time again.

    Fourth, Religion is FAITH, not proven fact.

    Fifth, go fuck yourself.

  • @BeyondSight

    1st, evolution is false. We were never monkeys. If you believe that we were, then how about you spend your time in the zoo with your uncle Charley?

    2nd, Atheists say there is no God. O rly? Then how did the universe exist? It doesn't just appear.

    3rd, Faith, Hope, and Charity is what this country is made of, and we're currently lacking it, which is the reason why our country is going under.

    4th, how about YOU go fuck yourself you stupid evolutionist!

  • @gamefreak1000000

    1. Evolution is more and more proven with every ancient discovery.

    2. SOME atheists say there is no god, most simply don't know.

    3. No, this country is not made out of charity, pull your head out of your ass. America is single handedly responsible for the ending of multiple true democracies, and removing GOOD people from power and lying to it's people. America relies on a corrupt system that thrives on the suffering of the poor.

    4. I'm not stupid, I have a genius IQ

  • @BeyondSight  Evolution is partially true..... Look at BLACK folks next to a Chimp....

  • @BeyondSight If you're one of the so called "atheists" that say you "don't know" if god exists or not, then you're not an atheist. You're agnostic.

  • @redcomic619 I think it's kind of like the innocent until proven guilty thing.

  • Actually, an atheist would never say that there is absolutely no god, because that constitutes a belief regarding deities, in which case, the person couldn't regard himself/herself an atheist. Oh, and because we're on the internet; I'm a genius, too.

  • @iPhap Atheism is the rejection of God, the belief that there are no deities. Atheist is simply anti-theist so yes, Atheists will say there is no God - they do it all the time in fact. Your wrong, its quite as simple as that.

  • What the fuck does your willful ignorance accomplish? I'm genuinly interested in why you have to juxtapose an established concept with your inane re-definition. Belief and non-belief are not the same thing. Only a warped, extremist mind would equate "Non-belief in deities" to "belief in deities' non-existence." You're trying to rationalize your own position while making a strawman out of your oponent's. It's as simple as that. And it's spelled you're, you stupid cunt.

  • @iPhap Well of course, the Atheist BELIEVES there are no deities, for he cannot state concise evidence to prove their absence. The Atheist is nothing more than a Nihilistic egocentric. Also, there is a totally different word for one who states a God may exist but there is not enough evidence; Agnosticism. As for your last line, I won't lower myself to your degenerate use of language - hopefully soon, for your sake, you shall become more mature.

  • Okay, so we're just throwing out the first words that come to our minds? Religious people are pseudo narcisists! Elevating yourself to the point where you look down on others for not agreeing with you, living a life filled with presuppositions, embracing ignorance and generally just being very pretentious is not maturity. It's agressive stupidity. You won't lower yourself? Why not? Afraid that if you get your head out of the clouds, you might see the ground beneath your feet?

  • @iPhap Typical, you have nothing further of value to add to an argument and so turn to ignorant fallacy. Clearly you have no wish for further expostulation and wish to remain concealed in your foolhardy domain of impertinence. Luck has it not everyone has retreated to the moral-less bed of rationalistic 'enlightenment', trapped in the "straight-jacket of either-or".

  • No, please! Can't you see I'm trying to reach out to you? I knew you would see right through my transparrent guise. I'm a self-loathing drone, a prisoner within the confines of my own mind. Unveil me; open the velvet curtain and see the theatrics behind the performance! You take about five dozen eggs, mix the FUCK out of them, and what do you get? PENIS! I actually would like to continue this, but at the moment I'm really tired and have to go to bed. Looking forward to your reply, good night~!

  • @iPhap Barely comical at best. Spare the sarcasm, it gains one no ground in intelligent debate, much the same with offensive language.

  • Honestly, I don't see how I can have a debate with anyone who just ignores my premise and my position. I don't believe that there is no god, I just don't see the evidence for it, so I lack a belief in god. I don't care if you've met people who think of themselves as atheists, who have said that there absolutely is no god. Those people are morons, and they should know better. And so should you, honestly. Before arguing against my position, you should know what it is, and if you don't, just ask.

  • @iPhap I never ignored your premise or position - and you call say I create a straw-man out of my opponents, hypocrite! If you conclude that there is no conclusive 'evidence' to prove the existence of God either way then you are Agnostic, not Atheist - as I have stated previously.

  • The beliefs of an agnostic is pretty dogmatic. Although few agnostics realize this, they define themselves as someone who believes that we can never know for sure if god exists or not. I'm a de facto atheist, which means I'll believe in god if presented compelling evidence for it. An agnostic, on the other hand, would not believe the evidence because their beliefs dictate that god can not be proven nor disproven. It's ironclad; if they don't agree, they're not agnostic.

  • I'm sorry, I was wrong. You didn't ignore my position, you attempted to distort it by saying that all atheists= egocentric nihilists. I don't recognize myself in that at all, and if you've somehow reached the conclusion that because god exists, our actions warrants your generalization, then you need to start looking at things from different perspectives. When you introduce a little subjective thought and conceptualization, you'll come to understand alot more about people.

  • @iPhap You seem to be over-reacting quite a bit. I'm an Athiests, but I respect peoples beliefs, even if I believe them to be wrong, you should be able to do the same thing.

    Also, you forgot to start putting the eggs in a bowl before you mixed the fuck out of them.

  • I'll respect the answers of others, as much as they'll respect mine. I understand their position and I have nothing against personal beliefs, but it's another thing when they try to distort my position, which clearly showes a lack of respect on their part. According to this guy, I'm a selfish nihilist, who believes in god's non-existence. I don't see why I should respect anyone who just ignores what I'm saying, and claims he knows me better than myself.

    Yeah, I know, I'm embarrassed.