Stupid Robber (Really Funny Video)

[shaungo1234]

this is gay man fuck you

kamzam

[Kevinkafman3335]

IRRRRRRRRRRRRRANNNNNNNNNNNNNNN­NNNN.



[heron690]

Talks too much

[01adarryl]

the funniest robbery clip ever he almost losses his fkin pants BD hahahaHA!

[01adarryl]

way to go jakie chan

[tom2000136]

The Asian at the end was like man I want to battle him xD

[uzum10000]

you need to know judo im a judo master and if i robed him and saw he went into a stance id drop the knife and say i hope u know judo or your f*cked

[VidsbyJrr]

press 5

[elYugoParadiso]

i shooted in gentelly nice .. TAHHHHH

[1488nazissheriselitz]

Great! Never tale you enemies that you now Karate!

[Alavian26]

can someone tell me where the remix of this is?

[Breadman361]

fuck yeah!!!!

[jedmarum]

Bravo! Good job, store manager!

[stoneswordT]

He was going to rob the store, but then he took a kick to the back.

[CumCherryPie]

hahaahah "No this is sarious" hahahahaha

[Jesse1Zionist]

@CumCherryPie more like this is seriouz with a z

[THEDAAllDAY]

I SAID NO THIS IS SERIOUS HUUU



[Butterflyonocean]

How ironic. Somebody beat the chinese robber at kongfu hu?

[slolo420]

Awesome..

[MrJamjam87]

American news anchors r so phoney

[KadeemLiburd]

I'm never in my life going to steal from a store again... Store owner's can be black belts in tae kwon do or karate

[KadeemLiburd]

I thought he was going to kick through the glass 1:25

[Krisgebis]

"I have experience to handle him..." :D

[amerreda44]

lmao persians are Tae Kwon Do gold medalists, keep that in mind when you're choosing a convenience store to rob.

[1Joyeux]

Kicked that Stupid white niggers ass! ha ha

[Q8379]

@1Joyeux A white nigger? That's an interesting concept

[1Joyeux]

@Q8379 You should listen to the late (D) Senator Robert Byrd. He coined it, and Democrats didn't say a word... so you know it must be true. You can watch it on youtube: Senator Robert Byrd says "white niggers" on TV

[Q8379]

@1Joyeux haha that is hilarious

(you black cracker!)

[1Joyeux]

@Q8379 Lets see... white & blacks crackers... black and white niggers.... before you know it we just might get to "We the People" and start acting as one!

But I doubt that will ever happen.

[Ruikesan]

"i was ready to serve him." You just did dude...you just did.

[127ahmed]

that means do not fu..k with Persians lol

[momout1234]

i wonder why they talk then you hear their voices like 2 minutes later what is the problem with that

[DerickSoetarso32]

OMG give me that doritoss!!

[DangerD205]

"I didn't want to hurt he but he MADE me" TRANSLATION - ALLAH HU SNACKBAR BITCH

[ProlificPlatypus]

i too use to rob gas stations, then i took an arrow to the knee

[MarshallTheHerd]

lol. Not the smartest guy,,, yeah both robber and the clerk. His role model is probably Bruce Lee.

[BBbramBB]

hero !

[n1cknanez]

my phone has technology u kno hahaha old ass flip phone

[TheMedic224]

Prince of Persia: The later years.

[DangerD205]

@TheMedic224 lmfao...

[invadification]

WOOOW!!!! hahahaaha! lalala, gimme yo money. AAAAHH!!!!!! run! BOOM!

[dimlight49]

Reality hits you hard, bro.

[BUMBUMTIMES]

I'm just going to leave through this door.. OH SHIT!

[Gem96313]

-Lucky Charms? -I said no... this is Cheerios!

[ultramegatrion]

stupid robber took on a Persian INMORTAL.....

[toolworks]

Lol! Enter a store without a mask and turn your back when you flee! What an idiot, if he backed away slowly he might have gotten away!

[jdorullian1]

Seriously sent the dude flying a car length..... What a bad ass

[MGPauerfunkexD]

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!

[show9o]

who is the funny 1 ? robber or the manager ?

[LouieV6]

the prince of persia

[MrSmithyistheman]

hey they have a 2 for 1 on pop tarts !!

[TheRubenchitito]

What a smart man to use the cell phone

[HelenaVanCity]

@TheRubenchitito I first thought he was gonna take a pic of the robber's ass, when his pants started to fall off. Just for fun!)))))) LOL I'm so dirty-minded!

[higgme1ster]

This suggest why, back in the day, Persia was the Global Superpower for a thousand years.

Free Iran, eternal dirt-naps for the Ayatollahs!

[zupergozer]

yeah respect store owners or get the fuck out of the store!

[OutyMan]

"He make me keek his ass."

[billyballs68]

Glad to see a robber get his ass kicked and go to jail, driving your car to a hold up?

[Chrisredfield1]

Viva Iran! Hehe. Just kidding, He had some K A R A T E skills. Okay, this guy is okay in my book. One of the few.

The Few. The Proud. The Iranian Fighters Association!

No really, I'm glad he kicked that guy's ass. & why can't someone be proud of as ass kicking, DAMNIT!??

[HNK222]

@Chrisredfield1 He is "one of the few" that's OK? How many Iranians have you known to have such a bigoted view of them? If your view of Iranians is the one created by TV propaganda outlets like FOX and CNN, you should turn off the TV permanently.

[Chrisredfield1]

@HNK222 - I don't watch TV. I don't even own a television.

& I have known exactly two of them: My Father & me. 

[Yard12323]

The video headline said really funny I didn't see shit.

[oldfart387]

Good for him!

[mrmightynick4646]

hahahahah the manager is the biggest wanker like seriously can u get anymore cocky

[darkninjagz1]

A+

[Cashngib]

hero didnt get shot-stupid got shot

[TheHorsefan2000]

lol

[leedsbulldog]

Is He Fenster from Usual Suspects Film ?? sounds like him

[drinkbottle64]

keep pressing 5

[bubilywubily]

0:51 Ninjaaahhhhh

[MsAdrienneLynne]

1:22 is the BEST part

[MsAdrienneLynne]

OMG 1:22 is the BEST part.

[MsAdrienneLynne]

OMG 1:22 is the BEST part.

[mdice42]

Should have taken a gun instead of a knife, problem solved. 

[midgetman702]

I'm staying away from that store!!!!!!!

[MiddleEasternKeyboad]

this is seriooooos ..that was awesome

[uchihatheitachi]

Prince of persia.

[XD3v0M3rchX]

3 RUN QUICK!

[cheyennes]

I was polite ready to serve, but then I KICKED HIS ASS!

[MrSmithyistheman]

WAT . WAT ARE YOU DOINGING

[drummermesev]

meooowwww, im am persian. like the cat.

[djpershan]

dont fuck fuck with persians..

[MrRockjock13]

Easy there gay hero liqour store clerk.

[Batman8850]

He didn't really need to act it all out loop

[faithpauline]

he looks so proud of what he did

[mruknown66]

@faithpauline he should be he copied jackie chan

[utube19972010]

@faithpauline he should be proud

[jasondreams]

@faithpauline and he should be

[Shrubbs]

@faithpauline He should be

[Pinoytaco007]

@faithpauline I would be.

[BK2LUMBY4UUrs]

Watch out we got a badass over here

[YoutuJ3eJ3lows]

LOLOLOL

[bdm1281]

Guy got served.

[fashionbop520]

What if he got a gun... you are dead then dude....

[Elmore3141]

It's too bad he didn't beat the guy to a mushy pulp.

[subahaki]

hahahahahahahah

[NickLovesPopcorn]

Don't you hate when you try to rob a gas station, and it turns out the employee has a black belt in SIX martial arts?

[Vernonu9]

Awesome job clerk!

The first person who says that the clerk learned martial arts at a terrorist training camp is a douche.

[TheLittleismail]

he reminds me of a bruce lee interview.

[gangsta10able]

RIIIGHT THERE



[99mexicanMan]

Nau(no) dius is seriousssssssssss

[guy56ify]

Haha fatality.

[WESTSIDE19711996]

@zoso521 marlboro box of 20cigs in ireland are €10.25.... no 10 boxs anymore in ireland, just 20, 10marlboros used to be €3.20.. fuckin recession

[bondfarid]

no deez izz sarious i had tu jump backward..bla..bla..LAME!

[aslacuentayya]

Im surprised on how fast he took the picture.

[4randomduderz]

The us government is all wrong about Iranians and atomic weapons. They're only training soon to be immigrants fighting techniques. Lol

[xXMahdadXx]

THIS IS PERSIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[MsAdrienneLynne]

@xXMahdadXx *Iran

[illbuyyourniknak]

Kid got his ass kicked by a tiny Iranian man :)

[Mojotation7]

I used to be a black belt in karate, but then i took an arrow to the knee..

[swaggaholic187]

fight already ended at 00:53 :D

[ashalchi]

@MultiFred50 this guy did have a knife, and if he fought back he would have gotten his ass kicked....go down to your local karate dojo and fight the 55 year old instructor and see what happens

[bttfjulesvernemarty]

Owned my an Iranian

[Fightingmachine100]

wow nice lol This is Kick ass

[holymonk293]

Lol, this is hilarious!

[GetsSomeBEEF]

Yo want ma money... FALCOWN PUNCH

[MrEmoBurrito]

what a boss

[johnathan76766]

CAN YOU BUY SINGLE CIGGERETS

[MrKish1982]

Anchor is a milf

[commentman44]

The only thing that the clerk failed to do was kill him. One less punk in the world is never a bad thing. But nonetheless, good job, Mr. Petrossi.

[KoldLokk]

don't fuck with Iranians. They all undercover overtrained spies.

or he's just gangsta.

[cizzlen07]

@KoldLokk That's like saying all white people are actually Jeffrey Dahmer's. You stupid, bro?

[DCskaterish]

Wat a waste of my time.  I couldn't understand ONE fukin word he was sayin

[Msxander99]

@DCskaterish racist shit

[47WMATAIJI]

Have not seen any of the skills they talk about. The kick in the back? Well, that is not really special either. Anyhow, his talk about his "bravery" is amazing :-)

[gtarules1]

Ahaha, he sounds like a pansy.

[Ohdangjoey]

Didn't know chuck norris owned a gas station.

[rctankman]

he saw 300

[SuperTruth77]

My late, mobbed-up Uncle caught a couple of looters in his store back in the 80s. He tied them to chairs in his basement & told them he was leaving the room & would return in 15m. They would both die, BUT one would get a bullet in the head, the other one in the stomach (instant death v. hours of agony bleeding out). When he returned, they were madly gabbling over themselves to tell him where their stash of stolen goods was!

He kept his promise, too! INCENTIVIZE people, & they will behave well!

[asassin4455]

0:56

[BKajun06]

I said " No, this is serious." Cracks me up everytime!

[rminitials]

See.. not all people from Iran are crazy "I want to take over the world" people. Some (if not most) can really aid this country.

[kalvinsakiller]

he is a fucking MAN!

[GarrettJ0sh1234]

GO TO 11/11/11 PARTY BEATDOWN

[tacticalshotgunner12]

Dis is seryoos!

[Ipkissed]

I had to handle him haha

[reyshakquit]

watch out with foreigners!

[mlrobbins67]

If you're agile, you can do everything he did and look better doing it. What he did wasn't that impressive. The best thing he has going for him is his self confidence.

[assassin9783]

@mlrobbins67 in martial arts you keep it simple. This isnt the movies where you need to be flashy and do something crazy just cause you know some moves.

[ararat123457]

this dude is 2 much. funny bastard

[hailemariamag]

am i the only one surprised that the guy is from iran and he has an italian name, i mean seriously the name of the guy from IRAN is edward petrossi?

[AryaNAryaN]

@hailemariamag petrossi is an assyrian last name idk if its italian too or not ..

[andyunderground]

I love to see robbers get there ass spanked like this.

[MnmAndHersheysAreYum]

Lol nice martial arts comes in handy :)

[opezzotto1]

His him a chuck norris related?

[thegreenbastard42011]

dude if you go in to rob a story and the guy sounds like he may be or know a gracie, just buy a 50 cent cup of coffee and leave.

[IroNiCMySaltyAlmonds]

he has a black belt but he owns a store.

[thefastlife4me1]

She's hot.

[8Fakhar]

Dont fuck wid him

[MrKrazykev13]

dam once someone points a knif at you its time to bring chuck norris out huh...

[NuraShahid]

@FrEdPeJoUmAn You shut you fucking mouth, about Kenyans cause you ain't just cussing him, you cussing every Kenyan person!! So fuck you for that!!

[zoso521]

the real news here is the marlboro's for 3$ damn

[gtarules1]

@zoso521 $3.59, like back in 2002.

[RoyalAssPain]

@zoso521 over seven bucks a pack in Sweden...

[HopSingToproduction]

Well there goes my plans of robbing a store lolz

[InkoIning]

Martial Arts can save you from low IQ undetermined robbers. But it's not a good idea against an experienced attacker. You make $7./hr. on a convenient store, it's not worth taking the risk. No matter how you trained you can't catch a fast knife, it's only in the movies that it happens.

[smiley17777777]

@InkoIning To be fair, most robberies like this one are committed by inexperienced lowlifes who, my guess, show agression but would not go as far as to hurt or kill someone for just a little money. The guy took a risk because he wanted to do the honorable thing. Most foreign people are willing to fight for what they think is right because they came here to seek a better life. Many Americans don't realize how much people like this guy suffer just to earn a living for themselves.

[InkoIning]

@smiley17777777 That's true too, most people who rob places like this aren't smart. Nevertheless there is still a risk not worth taking. Highly paid accountants would not even take any risk of reprimand to save taxes for their clients and here is this poor guy risking his life for minimum wage.

[lawnsausages]

Anyone else have an SNL flash back? Martin and Aykroyd at thier best. "We just look for the girls with poop on thier shoes."

[AbovyantsiAper]

no this is serious ttahh!!

[TheBonsaiiii]

177 dislikes are robbers

[ambrosialmien]

Did he say,.... rigid knife? lol

[thehotshirtguy2008]

So this is what the Karate kid is doing now.

[DeViLGhoSt17]

White can't rob,..

[lefhjirghlk9098t4095]

@DeViLGhoSt17

yeah thats what Im trying to say....my homie

[bougatza]

love this!!!

[thefinalfrontier1701]

Chuck Norris' apprentice?

[RAINOLOCKO]

1:26

RIGHT BEHIND HIS BACK :D

HAHAHAHHA

[tobine112]

so what about those great pyramids of giza?

[bougatza]

this video clip is hilarious, what a cool dude that clerk is!