COMEDIAN AZHAR USMAN AT ZANIES COMEDY CLUB IN CHICAGO

[CaliCowboy70]

Define dated.

[thomaserossi]

If "Allah made me Funny" is true, then I want you all to see this Danish Cartoon...

[b14blah]

I appreciate the humor. Good job. Unfortunately, Islam is ultimately flawed (as is all religion). I know...you automatically disagree. I am about half-way through reading the Koran. It's really nauseating to read over and over that the imaginary god you believe in is going to make me 'an inhabitant of the fire' for all eternity. One of the best things you and other Muslims could do is insist that the Koran be rewritten. Islam needs an Enlightenment.

[suavelyphe]

@b14blah

just because you do not believe in what you cannot see does not make you right,

who know you could be wrong.

think about it.

maybe there is a creator and a hell

[b14blah]

@suavelyphe The burden of proof is on you. If you claim that something exists (Allah, in this case), it is your responsibility to prove it. It is not my burden to prove a negative. The concept of hell is one of the most immoral and evil ideas ever created by man. You encouraged me to "think about it". I have....a whole lot. Religion is man-made, friend. Question authority. Think for yourself. You don't have to keep pretending to believe these unsupported ideas from the 7th century.

[attitudeblack]

@b14blah shall i answer that with PROOFS that God exists :D btw u dont see AIR yet u believe in it WHY? :P

[b14blah]

@attitudeblack Where have you been? Ever taken a science class? Air can be both defined and measured scientifically. Air is the name given to atmosphere used in breathing and photosynthesis. Air is mainly composed of nitrogen, oxygen, and argon, which together constitute the major gases of the atmosphere. We know that air exists through science. There are no 'proofs' that any of the 6000+ gods that humans have believed in have ever existed. Time to put away childish things and be an adult.

[attitudeblack]

@b14blah lol mate i have been a student of science till college thats NOT my question that how do u define air or how do u measure it my question is DO U SEE IT? try to be more specific and not deviate from the question for this answer u are awarded an "F"

time to stick to question that is asked and answer not that has not been asked ;) grow up

[b14blah]

@attitudeblack Okay then. You are a genius. I had no idea that you had been "a student of science till college". I guess that means that once you entered college you didn't take any science courses. I clearly underestimated you. You are one of the most intelligent and literate defenders of religion who has ever lived. I foolishly thought that since we could both define and scientifically measure air and we cannot measure any of the gods humans believe in that I had an airtight case.

[attitudeblack]

@b14blah mate the point is not who is intelligent who is genius or wat so ever the point is who has the ability to understand things like a crystal that is crystal clear understanding now thats up 2 u and me that how much time we take to understand. and yes i totally agree with u that we cannot measure any of the gods its GOD we are talking about not the buddha god or hindus gods GOD we are to talk about why talk about gods who can neither harm nor benefit any1? right mate :)

[suavelyphe]

@b14blah to you be your beliefs and to me be mine.

no offense,

but that is what you believe and I believe what I believe for the sake of no argument cause I do not feel like.

you right I am right.

you are not the almighty so how so arrogantly sure you are right.

I never said you are wrong cause really do feel like posting back forth I am tired.

and I do not have time but yes I can surely prove it.

the that GOD is real is all around but I get to detail on the others later.

or someother muslim can

[Missy8lo]

HE IS SO HILARIOUS!!!!!

[Muhanad0681]

I noticed he repeats his jokes sometimes, I don't know

[0515524847]

@Muhanad0681 TRUE but some of his jokes are really his signature jokes.

[masterknaster]

@Muhanad0681 All comedians do that...

[zainrotiwala]

awesome man

[Nihadkeso]

lmao worlds funniest muslim

[islamiaarabia]

This guy is just too awesome!