May's Hello

[TheJonBola]

He has a point...

[squirrelparkour101]

LOL

[jocax188723]

Note: immediate reaction to James when the other two blokes got nothing.

May. Win.

[frostygaz]

question is DID IT WORK?!

[becui]

i love those guy's

[chargersfan1111]

The hair, the stance, the accent, the clothes, the distance, everything adds up amazingly for this video

[kubixdnb]

best hello

in the world

[DerrenBrown100]

who got 1st place? lol

[PHILIP019]

@DerrenBrown100 jeremy clarkson interviewed with will young...

[2012CamaroZL1IsEpic]

well that you only----- hello

[Filgheira]

No matter how much I see him, I always laugh a lot.

[2012CamaroZL1IsEpic]

you can't stop laughing

[Azlak0507]

You know what's more awkward? Hammond is in hysterics, then at 0:31 he's standing like a mannequin, straight faced, and then at 0:33 he's laughing again.

[TheSightStudios]

@Azlak0507 he was just copying James's pose when he said hello. straight face, no emotions.

[DeaderNBetter]

@Azlak0507 whats so awkward about that 

[headtufino]

which one do you pick? back or red? i say red :) but i dont know lol

[zittagott]

weegee

[imgonnafuckuup1]

0:23 the crews range rovers in the back

[DavidFromUtopia]

Trolling level: James May

[red33m23]

Top Gear is absolute funny.

[J05H5HEPLEY]

It works for me

[Sakeraljabha]

very funny ! Still james may is a gentleman !

[JoheedzBoyz]

what episode is that?

[KolosGodor]

@JoheedzBoyz season 12 ep 7

[JoheedzBoyz]

@KolosGodor THANK YOU!

[bodna03]

to be fair, you actually do have to start with "hello"...

[Sakeraljabha]

that was epic !

[OSXHD]

Damn, they're fine..

[MichaelAndyDodds]

Hello.

[bunneybeast]

Thumbs up if you think he should of won

[WeShallNeverStop]

Never have i ever laughed so much.

[17titocepeda]

episode ?



[bratcherone]

I dont LOL that offen but I was in stitches!

[sangolt88]

Hellau

[23hoyas]

what show/season was this?? this clip had me in tears

[ASRA177]

IT WORKS O_O

[SuperSemi8]

Hello



[blazeofthepla]

Ha! gunna add this video to favourites

[Shinkada]

I swear they scientifically measured the exact distance for James to stand to be as awkward as possible.

[Capesports4]

@Shinkada don't forget the most awkward pose

[Istymann1]

Only me who atleast thinks of this clip once aday and starts to giggle?

[MrCisco95]

I tried that "Hello" line at a party last night at a party... I got laid.

[highfive96]

@MrCisco95

adress of that party? ;-)

[yurismir1]

@highfive96 I think it's probably over now, unless it was a month long party

[highfive96]

@yurismir1

a party where a hello gets you laid could be at least one month long...

[Cerrani91]

Oh Jesus I love these guys. Always make me laugh

[mah0aga]

"helløøv"

[alecdepalect]

Jeremy:i have bein rescued and i havent even broken down

richard:wel if you dont....

james:hello

[MrXena1234]

@alecdepalect yes, that is what they said. well done

[stelvio89]

How does this video have only 266,603 views?! This is EPIC!

[TailsGt1]

James does have a point, weirdly. you do have to start with hello.

[MonicaElysia16]

This cracks me up soo much!!

[100PercentOJ]

These guys are hilarious.

[thevampireprince100]

Hello

[superpocketbikeman]

is there a full version of this clip?

[MikeMJPMUNCH]

"You had me at Hello."

[smartergroup]

I've seen this about 20 times and it still makes me laugh.

[COOCOCKS]

aaaa hello



[wootageboy]

James is right though everything starts with a Hello I love James he's the reason why I watch top gear.

[ANDRQID1]

0:23

[gewoonguusboy]

xD

[RYAN7644]

LOL I REMEMBER THIS, SOO FUNNY!!!

[tommyismyfriend]

hold 6. Clarkson is masturbating air

[piotrdabek4]

which is the episode?

[TheCalebFlemwell]

Ohai

[bENgALz7]

Hello.

[pizza3330]

get in there james get her bucked

[sibirty]

10 people are uneasy with mays sexual advances.

[Antoinjackson]

haha i love that!! hes so creepy the way hes just standing there and he hasnt said anything at all yet and then just says hello right when noone is talking haha

[TheReecerPiecer]

I'm really confused please someone explain this

[limjunyong]

@TheReecerPiecer what are you confused about?

[TheReecerPiecer]

@limjunyong I'm from America so you can call me retarded but pretty much the whole thing, what was so funny about the guy saying "Hello"?

[limjunyong]

@TheReecerPiecer Ya I'm from America too, but I think it is just the way he says it, and Hello is not such a great pick up line, lol

[lolrobin]

@TheReecerPiecer Just the way he stands, looks, how he magically pronounces that one magical word. Brilliant.

[afederdk]

@TheReecerPiecer I didn't really get it at first either, but I gotta admit if you look at the way he just stands there, it looks pretty ridiculous.

[THEstriker333]

i have to remember this hitting trick XD

[HeathenousVillian]

9/11 likes wooot

[PisToLeRo5551]

Lmfao my fav program ever. James says so innocently u have 2 start with hellooooo

[412forlife412]

press 555555555555555555555555555555­55555555 make the girls eyes blink...lol



[Discord667]

@412forlife412 ohh shut up...

[bluntman069]

I like how he nods his head aswell just after he says it. XD

[IzzyPanzer]

May is the King!

[ismailbinumar]

Has anyone noticed that when Hammond says "fantastic" at about 0:12, there is a man who seems to be saying "Porsche?"

[SpoonFilms]

I'm in tears laughing! I mean, I'm awful at talking to girls, but... this video is incredible.

[aymthebest]

I love James' face at 0:13 ... "Oh dear I really screwed up there."

[continentalrcinglg]

I'll take both of those ladies, please.

[AddictionToGaming]

LOL!

Right after he says 'Hello', he nods

He's like: "FUCK YEAH, I've done it!"

[PurdyBoySwagga]

he also nods after it to haha

[derbigpr500]

Its his legs which look like they have negative camber.

[derbigpr500]

Its his legs which look like they have negative camber.

[nisb21]

lol - brilliant slip, that episode is right up there with the best of them too

[tahn07]

why is he still single with that hello?

[jacksonlady69]

@tahn07 he's not single as I know...look at the Wikipedia

[RedRavenRising]

@tahn07 he isnt single at all

[TheRMSAndre1]

@tahn07 Because he is not..

[gemgem347]

@tahn07 he isnt...he'd had a girlfriend for about 7-8 yrs roughly

[FeaRInsTincT09]

@tahn07 you do know he's not single

[R4LP5K]

@tahn07 I thought he had got a girlfriend for quite a while...

[maffia136]

makes me laugh every time

[PriditProductions]

brilliant

[spiderwebster]

im done laughing now and i hurt very much :D

[Mrchrisbutch]

@hogo1 everyone knows it's fake but it's fun to watch and isn't that what tv is all about

[antharodon]

kiiilled :D

[TreinKub]

Keep pressing 6 and look at Jeremy :D

[hogo1]

too bad its fake, like a lot of stuff in top gear.....Hammond had that pause and May came in on cue.

[nath909]

Hammond even stopped talking mid sentence for it.

[xoxCegAlxox]

James May suddenly appeared out of nowhere LOL like a ghost....

HAHA LUV THIS VIDEO!!!!! Makes mehh smile:)

[cupofrice]

I don't even understand what he is saying at 0:22

[Martinn56]

Incredible.

[Revenunt]

brilliant!

[Builder3422Vids]

May says Halo not Hello, omg !!!

[ludotokopele1]

what episode is this

[christian105]

He´s right! You have to start with hello!

[RateDat]

And then... May arrived

[Potat0eMasher]

A Wild James May Appears!

[tygar]

Suddenty James May.

[optihotwheels20]

hello

[leo889]

what season and ep is this? never seen it before.

[Nightshadow721]

@leo889 If you wanna see it just type in Top Gear Alfa Romeo Challenge and youll get it.

[leo889]

@Nightshadow721 thanks for mate!

[TheShadowlesskid]

@gunzzer16 but the girl in black is way hotter!

[millard27]

I love the way he is standing after it's played. He doesn't give a shit.

[HungryVermilingua]

I don't get it. 

[1993luis8]

0:13 May was like*Oh cock...*

[AddictionToGaming]

1. His random surprising appearance

2. The way he's just standing there without moving a part of his body

3. The way he's nodding

1+2+3 = EPIC WIN OF JAMES MAY

[Cmon199]

@AddictionToGaming What about the hello/cock?

[nath909]

Hello

[DeltaFlyer07]

The girl on the left is gorgeous! This video is HILARIOUS.

[dronespace]

@DeltaFlyer07

Yeah she's stunning

[AddictionToGaming]

Top Gear cures cancer

[Szafran513]

which is the episode with these awards

[JoeLordTV]

5 people started with Hello

[10printDICKS20goto10]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahah­hahahahah

[jackharrisuk]

COMEDY GOLD!

[xcloudx01]

Charming

[lukeinchina]

Haha I love this!

[Konformation07]

They're hot for James May.

[DaijoubuQuest]

He did a great job of playing it off though.

[god0fgod]

It wasn't the hello, it was the freaky sudden appearance.

[londonthistle]

it's the way he stands as well.

[LaMusiqueetlabeat]

@londonthistle yeah and how far away and just not moving at all!

[winjoxx]

0:23 for the fun part xD

[MoonchildMindaugas2]

Quite honestly, I would probably say the same thing because I'm polite (maybe overly polite) XD

[niksta1]

Hello

[GermanGoatEater]

"I have been rescued, and i haven't even broken down!"

"Well then you g...."

"Hello."

Ahahahaahaa!!!!! :L Brilliant!! :D



[DeltaPhi79]

For all they knew, he was just being kind and saying hi to them! XD

[drunkenpimphand]

i'm gonna try this next time i see a girl! i hope it works!

[automobi1e]

If it wasnt for the editing of this scene, it would not have been that funny. Top gear has got their directing and editing down. Unlike top gear america, where it simply does nothing other than degrade the top gear name.

[alynG]

OMFG!!! just...hello.

[nicodavid26]

I even made all the effort to sign into youtube, just so I could like this!

[goldieboylover986]

the nod just perfected that greetingXD

[RonBurgundy161]

Never gets old.

[MrSmile016]

"hello" May---must be embarassing on the show...anyway i agree, u always hav got to start with hello

[Razor4x4]

Hello Me too :)) But May hello Best

[TheIlonpilaaja]

2 people don't start with "hello".

[sonic911]

hahahah i was dying...thats what i love about this show is so unbelievably hilarious and u never expect it lmfao

[deini]

Hello.

[Soccacrzy]

what season is this on? and or what episode haha the whole episode is funny and i can't remeber which one it is

Please help

[ta666ak666]

@Soccacrzy The alfa romeo trip.

[Rocknrolltrain95]

well y not start with hello?

[roseipk]

Gentleman James....love him!!

[MsFashionHearts]

absolutely love this one,, everybody should take this tip from the flirting master =p

[18michi96]

You have to start with hello! :D

[chaldochamp3]

this show i on in America and its the best. accent makes it better too(for Americans). about the vid am i the only one that thinks of a pedophile when he shows up out of nowhere and says "hello"?

[FinalCross31]

That was unbelievably tite XD James makes my day!

[ARMekijker]

may's should have been 1!!!

[MrZelenozubi]

hello

[ekul85]

hello

[Konformation07]

The girls are hot for James May.

[Charapova100]

@Konformation07 i am ^^ mmmmm

[MrGoodAlex]

And they say James Bond is the ultimate ladies man...