Massage Instructions Video -Upper Back Deep Tissue

[JessVer15]

I get goosebumps every time!

[Whisperingsofwar]

ive watched alot of massage videos on youtube and it seems to be very common that they love going under the scapula like that

[TheJuneymoon]

@Whisperingsofwar There are a lot of muscles under there, between the scapula and the ribs. Important area. ;)

[m311215]

hi

[revrbsj]

"Cause it's a real deep move . . ."

[whateversuckme]

You know what would be an amazing video? Lita massages Baba The Cosmic Barber, then he gives her his famous cosmic head massage! You'd relax so much, your heart would stop beating!

[H0ly0n3]

19 people don't like to relax.

[jrobbbbbz]

I'm totally the newest subscriber. Having trouble sleeping tonight and found her vids. Making a sleepytime playlist and adding all her vids haha. SCORE!!

[dictionarytables]

What kind of oil is that, and where can I get it? Thanks.

[thrashmetalfiend]

If I ever win the Powerball jackpot, I'll hire Lita as my massage therapist.

[Spanishdeath]

Her voice is so calming,im think i am ready to lie down and just relax,let sleep come and completely blow off my boy friend.can i buy a tape? :)

[lexichronicle2]

0:22 I actually go to bed like that because my shoulders ache so much

[unconcealed]

Man when that scapula cracked it sounded good..

[bluemoongirl484]

I'm always finding myself watching these vid last at night, it's like i can feel the massage, and it relaxes me so much and then i can sleep :)

[97HardyJeff]

i wonder if her voice has always been this?

[GHsparkles13]

I love your vids..so relaxing

[johnerickmontano]

i could almost feel the massage just by watching this!!!

[ashbashsplash]

this woman is a god

[StraightOuttaDC]

@ashbashsplash

Goddess.

[StraightOuttaDC]

My scapula wishes it was that lady's scapula.

[godsboss24]

i ate a brownie once

[Tinafigureskater]

@godsboss24 Me too! YAY! We have so much in common!

[godsboss24]

@Tinafigureskater we should go out sometime then

[Tinafigureskater]

@godsboss24 HAHA LOL I live in Portugal so... i don't know... supposing you live in America... =P

[psyraxx88]

...Mmm... scapula...

[grippa111111]

not gonna lie if she gave me a massage i would probably get a boner

[johnerickmontano]

i soo want a massage now!

[BewareTheLiveWire]

16 people have dirty imaginations.

[TheBinalicious]

scapula is my new favourite word <3 scapula

[AndrewMacedonia]

oooo yea go deeeeper ooooo

[conor845]

one day there'll be robots in everyone's home to do this at the owners will

[9kcfredah]

i think lita's voice could solve every war in the world

[samtastic517]

The word "scapula" has never sounded so good.

[wipeout249]

Oigo la lluvia!

[fluteloverforever]

Her voice made me fall asleep!

[tantootelevision]

15 people didn't have speakers...

[labradorgirl258]

let's see if we can get to 500,000 views before next week!!!

[MrGoldengrin]

@labradorgirl258 that was easy



[labradorgirl258]

@labradorgirl258 OMG wahoo!! you're right MrGoldengrin that WAS easy!! :)

[HRAO80]

It really looks like a non easy work (since we can't go too deep massaging this part of the body, or else the client will not relax and this may provoke a headache on him/her). Good tutorial clip.

[fff555ful]

hey model, help lita with your arm.

[boxingking1990]

who is the lucky bitch that gets all of the massages in this video !!

[amistill1987ill]

@boxingking1990 apparently it's her daughter...jealous, is definitely not the word, if it's true =|

[chiefsrulebr1]

I clicked on this video because, so far...it's the longest video of hers that I found. I want to be asleep longest. :)

[romrb2]

@chiefsrulebr1 search for "lita whisper" - she has done a whisper vidoe that is like 7 mins long.

[brooklynlulu]

@romrb2 omg I just said on the other vid, if she did a whisper vid and charged, I would sign up lol. going there now! Thanks for the heads up!

[bunnygopoke]

is there any area in Foot Reflexology that has to do with the foot?...

[haru33343]

I don't understand how she's so relaxing but seriously... the woman should be making relaxation tapes or something. Freakin awesome.

[thejollyrogger]

@haru33343 She does! Go to the website in the description. She makes audio tapes for relaxation now.

[jogu78]

1:40 the girl on the table is thinkin to herself " uncle !!!! "

[luckyanna007]

Sigh...... I wish I could get a massage from her! It would certainly relieve my stress! She is so soothing!!! :-)

[scottstarylmt]

Becareful of hyper extension of the shoulder

[izzyepp]

When she said "go deeper", my brother yelled INCEPTION! and woke me up

[MrVagocz]

@izzyepp Did u fall asleep while u were watching the video?

[massageclips2]

@izzyepp That was the funniest comment I've ever heard! Hahahaha. Yes, I saw the movie and understand. Thanks for making me laugh.

[tyra696]

@izzyepp LOL I saw the movie too, but hated it !! Id pat twice as much to see a two hour feature length of massageclips by Lita!!

[HarrietTumban]

@izzyepp you have brought Lita happiness. You sir are a champion of man

[KewlStormy07]

Okay seriously I just made a playlist with all of your videos! These are so relaxing! You could put Tylenol PM out of business, ma'am. lol

[nixtermixter]

i just woke up with my head on the keyboard

[T1memaster]

eargasm

[TheIIgnorant]

1:01 - thats what she said.

[ColonelJohnMatrix]

I came.

[jockojonson17]

@michae147 Dude you need to relax. I think you need a massage ...

[Jacksterblud]

HAHA the translation is sooo fuckin funny. "You're agreeing King it's harassment claims". haha

[Epiphany2116]

I feel like i was cheating on lita by watching other massage videos. These are still the best

[CygnusMedia]

If Lita was a Pokemon she'd be a Jigglypuff.

[randomuser4]

@CygnusMedia but Jigglypuff isn't a legendary...

[OcTorthed]

@CygnusMedia shes drowsee she makes people fall asleep and doesnt even try

[d3008]

@CygnusMedia chauncey...

[kingizfresh]

If she worked for a telemarketer people would actually buy the product.

[doctabonez]

@kingizfresh I dont know, I think i would fall asleep before she could sell me anything.

[kingizfresh]

@doctabonez lol true haha

[nameless989]

its very comforting to hear that pop...its like i can feel that crunch n my back at the same time lol

[GetDielmanated]

The 14 people that dislike this video must kill puppies

[EABeaudry]

Some dumbasses probably clicked "dislike" just because they didn't know what a "scapula" was, LOL.

[Theemeraldcitydude]

Ooooo

I think my ear just ejaculated. This is eargasmic.

[Emjay10231]

im falling asleep.... like so

[donnyff]

Seriously lady, how ridiculous!

[nixtermixter]

@donnyff i swear to god if u would have sed that to her in person with me there, i would have kicked ur ass so bad, u wud need a massage 2 months after

[donnyff]

You are an absolute idiot lady. Your voice starts trailing off and getting quieter and quieter to the point where you can't even make out what you are saying. What is the point of an instructional video w/ inaudible instructions! THINK!!!

[omfghaxusername]

@donnyff lol u mad bro

[yosoyspartan]

@donnyff u mad?

[SquaddlesChat]

@donnyff Oh please, get a life.

[RainbowFountains]

@donnyff did you ever consider turning your speakers up?

[zScottzz]

@donnyff Dude i hope someone farts in your mouth

[MsDi1990]

@donnyff I don't know if you noticed by the comments but no one actually watches these vids to learn how to massage someone.. We listen to them because her voice is so quiet and trails off.. I don't even know what I'm watching half the time I'm that spaced out..

[jreamstar]

listening to her voice and watching the video is like having a massage....i'm ready for a nap now.

[cartmanschick88]

Aw yeah!

[DanielAvilaAGT]

I don't know why, but, your voice gives me a boner. and I'm a gay guy lol

[CurlyHeadTV]

the person looks dead...

[sdmomxs3]

i've always wondered if the "tingle" that we feel when we hear lita's voice or watch these videos is in some form hypnotic. almost puts us in a state of mind where we may become vulnerable to other's requests?? silly as it sounds...........

[StraightOuttaDC]

@sdmomxs3

She's gonna hypnotize you and make you rob a bank!

[UltimateSelenafanDS]

I neeeeeeeeeeeeed this!

[SquaddlesChat]

Turn on the CC at 0:38. Who's Mike Synar?

[norwegcat]

I wonder what she charges per hour? Probably double the normal rate because you're getting a massage and hypnosis all in one session.

[EABeaudry]

OMG, thank y'all for the subtitle suggestion! I haven't laughed this hard in so long!!!

[Kinny5599]

lol that is EPIC with subtitles! TRY IT! OMG :) lmfao

[daisylover830]

@Kinny5599 how do u put on the subtitles?

[daisylover830]

@Kinny5599 ..lol

[AJay205]

@emmateacheasyou LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! im on the ground laughin hahahaha

[allahgoatlover]

Heh heh, heh, she said "go down", heh heh, heh!

[HappyBeard1]

HaHa at one point i think it said something about John Mcain. Googles going to have to work on their voice recognition system, (;

[HappyBeard1]

turn on the subtitles for ultimate fun. thumbs up so people will know.

[massageclips]

@HappyBeard1 Hahaha - yeah, turning on the CC subtitles is very hilarious! The interpretations are completely different than what I am saying...it's like turning my videos into a fiction novel or something or LIstening to Larry King Live. At 0:55 it says: "you're agreeing KIng, it's harrasment claims, under this campaign really hope to go into south Africa!". Imagine if you were deaf and reading this...you'd think what the heck, are these massage videos a campaign commercial or what? :-) Lita

[Zran85]

12 ppl thumbs down?WEIRD

[xlaider]

lol at the subtitles

[PapaKenny777]

Litas voice is like a strong narcotic! I would not be surprised if some drug company is thinking up a way to extract her voice and make sleeping pills from it!

[maryquant1967]

@PapaKenny777 No way. Drug companies are not interested in developing anything that is actually good for you.

[PapaKenny777]

@maryquant1967 Very good point

[gdshphrd2]

I could SO do with this being done on my back. My physio doesn't do any massage but it would help loads!

[6laxgirl15]

kinda looks like it hurts

[rissaroo1824]

0:24 "and then from here" you can get your handcuffs... ! hahah

[Itsooz]

Jeez she could probably dislocate my shoulder without me even knowing about it

[classyjoes]

listening to her voice makes me feel tingly

[mceltic1]

i like the part where she put me to sleep

[stosje45]

@mceltic1

haha xD

[E1carna]

You can hear the guy at the begining saying: ''Go ahead.'' Tehe.

[CryForHelpProduction]

Her voice almost put me to sleep.....if she had a baby with Bob Ross from The Joy of Painting....there baby would be a Jiggly Puff or at least have its powers of a Jiggly Puff....amazing

[cosmicpowers1685]

@CryForHelpProduction even better.....what if she had a baby with Morgan Freeman?

[CryForHelpProduction]

@cosmicpowers1685 my god man....it would be a demi-god

[cosmicpowers1685]

@CryForHelpProduction A demigod with a voice like butter!

[mimzygirl2]

@cosmicpowers1685 butteeeeeeeeeer

[lampard554]

@Tulanirebe I think it's the person who massages you

[anc109]

i have her on my ipod to send me to sleeeeeep

[Saphireblue3]

Deeper... Into Inception.

[truthfilter]

she reminds me of a female version of bob ross the artist.....she has a really relaxing voice it puts me into a trance

[mangobanna]

Lita is the only person alive who can make the word "scapula" soothing and beautiful.

[BrokenSeattle]

@mangobanna

Scapula...

Spatula...

Dracula.... it doesn't even matter WHAT she says, as long as she says it.

I swear, if she had her own radio program, there'd be serious accidents on every major freeway because of people nodding off behind the wheel.

[Flint925]

12 ppl need to talk to lita

[xChaosBrotherx]

@Flint925 umm, what? i noticed 12 people diliked it but wtf?

[matt10394]

Every time Lita says, "Like so..." a baby kitten is born. :D

[laubys1]

@matt10394 Funny comment!

[Veovis523]

@matt10394 This is the best thing I have ever read.

[ant8tfive]

has anyone bought the hour long video of this on her website? someone needs to and upload in on youtube. WE WANT THE FULL HOUR

[DanceOnMyFace123]

"cuz it's a real deep move" hahahaha i love her voice she could put people to sleep it's so relaxing

[Faythemos]

has anyone else here had this tingly feeling she talks? it's seriously amazing. she has a quite unbelievable voice.

[kp996]

It's a real deep move

[mastuurcheef]

is that girl on the bed dead?

[johnrobert2]

When she says "knuckles" I get a tingly sensation all over my body.

[conquering7tide7fan]

whoa they are aloud to talk dont have to be rude

[halolova1122]

lol... transcribe the audio.. the words they have on there dont even make sence xD

i find it funny.

you might not.

but thats your problem..

not really

im gonna stop talking now..

[XxkckoolkatxX]

@halolova1122 How do you transcribe audio? I saw another comment about it?

[halolova1122]

@XxkckoolkatxX the lil tab at the bottom right

[taylorenora]

I would pay her to talk.

[Mary10161]

i keep dozing off this is so relaxing......-_-

[5357161]

I know...me, too!

[cFighter05]

those 12 dislikes were people involuntarily hitting the mouse while falling asleep

[FrumBeermingum]

Hit me with your rythym stick, hit me slowly... Hit me quick! Hit me! Hit me!! Hit... ME!!!

[StartRecording]

someone says "go ahead" right at the beginning if u listen

[skateskateskate92]

That girl is so lucky, I want that.

[Emmateachesyou]

I can't imagine Lita when she's angry. ''Now I'm gonna to punch you in your f***ing face. Real gently. In a circular motion.''

[massageclips]

@Emmateachesyou - That's the funniest comment i've ever seen! Hahaha...love it!

[hiperson641]

@Emmateachesyou "like so."

[gussinajninen]

@Emmateachesyou HAHA

[jeremylew416]

@Emmateachesyou HAHAHAHAHAHA thank you for that, that just made my day, I literally LOL'd.

[potsiiscool]

@Emmateachesyou thank you!

[trickmybrick]

@Emmateachesyou HAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHA I JUST LITERALLY SHIT MY PANTS XD

[eviltube1111]

@trickmybrick Wow, how did you clean it up?

[a8e4u]

@Emmateachesyou haha thats halarious 

[gerardross2k9]

@Emmateachesyou HA HA LEGEND

[Username2046]

@Emmateachesyou LMAO