I have nightmares where a huge grouper with a mouth just like Brandy's tries to swallow me. The water is deep and cold, and no matter how hard I swim, I can feel Brandy's vast sucking cave of a mouth getting closer. My head goes beneath the water, I hear her toneless voice moaning "The Boy Is Mine," and I know the end is horribly near.
I always wake, screaming, just as her mucous-covered tongue envelopes my bare feet and legs, and her terrible, tombstone teeth snap shut around my waist.
Its not that great... hes basiclly using psychology in his act. simple just a normal singger than puts his legs behind his head to destract the crowd even though he did get put out he still got great attension
ha ha i can do that too! its so fun!!!
fuzzbanana101 1 year ago
the weird thing is, hes looking comfortable somehow...
sku36 1 year ago
hahhahahahah super ! He can also drive in that position ?
conroe81 1 year ago
OMG!
tandymb3 1 year ago
he suck his own cock everyday baby!
Yayan01 1 year ago
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"go up to your address bar, put the letter "Q" between the words you and tube, then press enter or click go"
VIVxOo 1 year ago
your brother Mike, is my math teacher at sandburg haha
ilovestephen2307 1 year ago
lol, lol, lol, lol, wow..... he had to be bored to develop this...,
TheDarkestProduction 1 year ago 4
what the fuck is wrong with america ?
evra41 2 years ago 6
I....dont...know
Freakishd 2 years ago
OptoOcto: I think I love you
jill1234567890523 2 years ago
everione, the legs behind the head
Sauron000 2 years ago 2
wow...i wonder if he can suck his own cock...
OptoOcto 2 years ago 47
OptoOcto: You're twisted and perverted. I'm sending my friend invite, now... just click on that little accept button. ;-)
BlayneDouglas 2 years ago 5
looool million dollar question haha
xJakeyBoy12x 2 years ago
I was just thinking "wow, I bet I know what he'll be doing later tonight..."
mcavic 2 years ago
i bet he does suck his own cock
TasmiaVictoria 2 years ago
Haaaaaaa! Hahahahahaha! Wow! If I could I'd never leave the fucking house!
ShonPhoenix 2 years ago
@OptoOcto well its better to be able to get a girl
BelarusIsFun 2 years ago
@OptoOcto How mature.
xNejje 1 year ago 3
This has been flagged as spam show
do these ppl really think they are fucking talented and can win
Capeau 2 years ago
LOL mr.smiths bro
Youwantfunny 2 years ago
:O HOLY FUCK. :O
alanvplayer 2 years ago
lol
citizenn 2 years ago
daexion, you must be married to him i must say
mhutchinson27 2 years ago
wow its such a talent being able to sing and be flexible xD
sthimaginary 2 years ago
I just agree with the flexible part ;)
crendon29 2 years ago
LOL, Hasselhoff's face at :14, so hilarious!!!!
spacerach1222 2 years ago
that guy made it to the finals that year
Gidthekid803 2 years ago 2
quick kick him in the NUTS! lool..
bobnos 2 years ago 25
SINGING IS GOOD, ACT IS TERRIBLE it is unbelieveable, music is not to be produced to people who want to twist into a gosh darn pretzel
mhutchinson27 2 years ago
@ mhutchinson >> How 'bout to close-minded imbeciles like yourself?
daexion 2 years ago
that is cool lol
garlandfornow 2 years ago
no...
turtwilvr47 2 years ago
Now thats talent
HastingsCFC 2 years ago
Hey! that guys brother works at my school and he was in my school talent show doing this! He is awousome!
Youwantfunny 2 years ago
I don't like Brandy... she always wants attention...
SierraRene1995 2 years ago
hahahahhahahaha
he is funny especially at the end of the video lol
tonybek1 2 years ago
thats mr. smitthh's brother lmmmfao.
thhhee teacher @ ouur schooll lmfao.
i saw himm @ the talent shoow before.
0123aBcO123 2 years ago
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0123aBcO123 2 years ago
ok whatever.......
yaksaemperor 2 years ago
mr smiths borhter!
saw him last night at school talent show
spiderpig846da2nd 2 years ago
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BaseballGuitarKid29 2 years ago
mine to
guitar564 2 years ago
hasselhoff's SO jealous!!!!!
misscvaughn 2 years ago
GO DAVE Mr.Smith's brother You Rock I have your Bro as math teacher.he looks just like him except for your long hair.§§§§
kire19nollaf95 2 years ago
soo funny, i think he was pretty good at singing
Jorna321 2 years ago
hahaha
MR.SMITH's BRO.
I had him last year =P
XyleniaX 3 years ago
Actually, he can sing well... just need to cut out the foolishness
LadyTai7 3 years ago 3
hahahaha idiot
Peeeeeeeet1234 3 years ago
whats the song called
joeroerebel 3 years ago
uh if it is not ovious enough... bend me shape me by american breed
ATV10Soccer 3 years ago
I have nightmares where a huge grouper with a mouth just like Brandy's tries to swallow me. The water is deep and cold, and no matter how hard I swim, I can feel Brandy's vast sucking cave of a mouth getting closer. My head goes beneath the water, I hear her toneless voice moaning "The Boy Is Mine," and I know the end is horribly near.
I always wake, screaming, just as her mucous-covered tongue envelopes my bare feet and legs, and her terrible, tombstone teeth snap shut around my waist.
rbryanh 3 years ago
I can do that lol
RunescapeEdano 3 years ago
Is this Dave Smith the famous synth manufacturer, or some other guy?
Chumleh 3 years ago
This is the... "some other guy" Dave Smith.
CDEFoxtrot 3 years ago
if he fell face flat from the chair to the ground........
hamsterbaby6 3 years ago 4
hahaha would pay money to see that ..
CooLTenshiGirL 3 years ago
He's cute =)
Jiscaaaa 3 years ago
lol funny :)
arkutie201 3 years ago
That's my math teacher's brother. It's so funny! He looks just like him too. :)
zabcia60 3 years ago
brandy liked a performance where the talent was a man put his legs behind his head and sang...her intelligence really does shine in this show lol
deminar555 3 years ago
see headbaancerjohn
HeadbalancerJohn 3 years ago
I love you!
MRSMICHAELJOHNS 3 years ago
Its not that great... hes basiclly using psychology in his act. simple just a normal singger than puts his legs behind his head to destract the crowd even though he did get put out he still got great attension
Stephenlinds 3 years ago
i cant sing but can put both legs behiend my hed
rarnd 3 years ago
I can do that to ;)) Its true :P
Standbyjanny 3 years ago 3
than go and join american idol
joycetmk2000 3 years ago 4
I cant sing;) But i can take my feets over my head hehe :P
Standbyjanny 3 years ago 5
hahahhaa :)))
dinagape 3 years ago
I never saw this one. He's freaking awesome!
MichaelCrawfordsFan 3 years ago 3
this is just....stupid -.-
CrixFan 3 years ago
hilarious!!
STOPTHERAIN8 3 years ago 4
perfect :D
matejaSLO 3 years ago
I was thinking of a different Dave Smith. :-)
nickeax 3 years ago
this guy came to my camp the summer they were filming this hes actually also a magician and used to work at my camp
thismyshow 3 years ago
bend me shake me, anyway you want it!! hahaha
bigboys1985 3 years ago 4
come on everybody, put your legs behind your head :)
hahahahahahaha
SkidleIdo 3 years ago 7
i though it was hilarious
Henry1993bc 3 years ago 3
Try putting his semifinal performance on Youtube where he steps on sharp stuff while singing.
jameygamer 3 years ago 5
I HATE it!
PCDzFan 3 years ago
it was amazing.
shanaynayandpdawg 3 years ago
rofl, we should have like an assembly where mr. smith invites his brother on stage and he starts playing the guitar like that (=
it's rhani, by the way.
XxsniffrxX 4 years ago
hahahahaaha wow thts mr.smiths brother!!!! omfg!!!! hahahaha lmfao!!!!!!!!!! this is really funny!!
comedian1212 4 years ago
Haha mr smith should try that.
nooo.... he hates us.
anyone in any period but first has the most fun with him!
our class sucks
hahaha hes gettin him to come in some day!
(hi kelly! --Christian:D)
tool1213 4 years ago
heyyy!!!! thats my math teachers brother!!!!! patrice and shannon love youu!!
lol haha hes so awesomee<3333
shanaynayandpdawg 4 years ago
ohh word mr smiths bro is quietly talented. (my math teachers bro)
gotta joke on mr smith on this
ahm4d17 4 years ago
everyone from school is gonna comment this. haha. but hes actually pretty good, and him and mr. smith look alike. =]
iheartmyteacher747 4 years ago
aww thats my maths teachers brotherr.
mr.smith was telln us about this.
wow thats so cool.
foxrox1689 4 years ago
i no right...
iheartmyteacher747 4 years ago
wow mr. smiths brother is talented =] lol
they look alike.
XyleniaX 4 years ago
that's my math teachers brother, and i can see why my math teacher said he cant sing...lol. <33
iheartmyteacher747 4 years ago
1st again bitches! JKS.
ThenextBatista 4 years ago