Great Moments in Presidential Speeches

[mikeshumaker]

Nobody accused Dubya of being Einstein either.

[robhex]

Embarrassing for the US.

[gunniesack]

please google it

[gunniesack]

google the 3 words (obama's father communist) see how many results you can come up with on google. Use the computer for something other than porn.

[gunniesack]

About 10,300 results (0.20 seconds)

[gunniesack]

@fishers138 put this in google search and learn something about the man. Just 4 words- Stanley Ann Dunham Communist. This was his mothers name

[gunniesack]

@mikee123123123 Dude your argument gives Obama an excuse to screw us over.

[DTxOctavariumx]

Show his 9/11 speech. Oh wait my bad.... Liberals.

[mikee123123123]

I love how all of you guys are making fun of bush, when he wasn't that bad of a president. Could you do a better job of running the country then just try. Other than that bush is hilarious.

[MattHughes2011]

Fuck you CBS.

[cip1428]

I miss him, he spoke fromm his heart. not from a teleprompter. He was an honest man. however 9/11 did not alow him to fulfill his orignal agenda of humble fprigen policy and groth in the home land. had 9/11 not happened he woulve been seen one of the greatest presidents. and in my openion he is. i think if clinton or eaven reagon faced the same issue they would screw up more. We miss mr president

[TheAlexander356]

@cip1428 look up on Youtube "Letterman - Bush forgets his text" than revise your statement that he didn't speak from the teleprompter.

[stogil10]

@cip1428 He was one of the bigest idiots we've ever had as a president. 9/11 or not he will go down in history as the Herbert Hoover of the 21st century. Ruining the economy and forcing others to fix his screw ups. He did to this country what he did to 6 companies he headed. Bankrupted them.

[fishers138]

@cip1428 Bush used a teleprompter all the time. All presidents do. That's more right wing BS attacking Obama for using one. 9/11 allowed him to fulfill his biggest agenda, invading Iraq. He had no "humble foreign policy". He wanted to go into Iraq from day one. Had 9/11 not happened, he still would have driven the economy off a cliff. 9/11 should have been a time to secure our airlines, ports, and borders. instead he used all our resources to invade a country that had nothing to do with 9/11.

[gunniesack]

@fishers138 Dont worry Obama is putting us in more of a bind financially than the last 50 presidents combined, and refusing to secure the borders what so ever

[gunniesack]

@fishers138 Once the economy was already on the rocks, Obama's goofy ass can't quit spending it. and you can look this up, Stanley Dunham and Marilyn Dunham, Barack Obama's American grandparents along with Stanley Ann Dunham, Baracks mother were all communists. So was Barack Hussain Obama Sr. Two buildings were not enough for the muslims. They placed him where they did to bring down America.

[fishers138]

@gunniesack That's nonsense. That's some bullshit you read in a chain email or something. Where is this list of people who are communists? Please, tell me where I can "look this up". It's probably on some hillbilly's facebook page. How can anyone "place" the president? That makes no sense at all. Ok, he's here to "bring down America". Then what's he waiting for? He's got the nuke codes. I will waste no more time arguing with you, you are a lunatic.

[gunniesack]

@fishers138  About 10,300 results (0.20 seconds) on google for "Stanley Ann Dunham communist"

[fishers138]

@gunniesack And that means what? That 10,300 people typed those four words together on websites. Just because some ignorant asshole accuses a person or group of people of being "communists", that does not make it true. Type in "George Bush 9/11 conspiracy" and see how many results you get. According to your logic, you must believe 9/11 was an inside job by the Bush administration, right? People wrote it on the internet, so it must be true right?

[gunniesack]

@fishers138 so many people are in awe of the fact that this man is black that they will believe anything he says. Politicians are assholes. Get over it. This one in particular is a communist

[DrSuperMarioMan6464]

Is Bush constatly looking directly into the sun?

[EdgeStormcrow]

Fucken secret service probably had microwave antennae pointed at this guys bedroom everynight for 10 years.. He became easily controlable + stupid and it shows..

[igurube]

Hate or love him, Bush is so natural and charming. Great smile, family man. If Kerry had any of those, he would be president now.

[HaarlemmerHewe]

@igurube

they have the skull and bones yale club secret society in common

[dontworryaboutit2110]

Who the heck was that guy in the Kennedy bit with that Big Gulp drink!!!! LMAO!! LMAO!!!

This skit never fails to make me laugh!!!

[moccalou]

@dontworryaboutit2110 It was Biff the Stage Manager for the Late Show. XD They must have superimposed him in there.

[arkoe310]

sometimes i think hes faking it. how can someone who goes to yale be this incompetent?

[psakai09]

He got into Yale the same way a lot of these rich people get in. With money and connections.

[BuddyNovinski]

He also bought that MBA. He'd never had passed my MBA program at Penn State. We actually had a speech course!  Thanks that embarrassment is gone. I can prove I never bought my MBA; I actually earned it.

[Darkit2099]

What did he undo? Were still in Iraq--even though Bush announced in 08 we'd be out by 2011--still have a patriot act monitoring our phone calls and now to the next level monitoring drug dealers phone calls, Still increasing troops in afghanistan (the exact opposite of what Bush did), he's still pushing for a stimulus (and all the money form the first still hasn't been given out), no tax increases for rich--instead taxes have been increased on middle class to pay for medicare. What'd I miss?

[mrwnt10]

He also lifted the ban on US tax dollars going to fund overseas abortions. So congratulations! Your man is funding murder with my tax dollars now. You must be so proud.

[android17mate]

when will everyone learn that all presidents are inferiorer to hitler LOLOL

[Ksouth]

Damn Obama hasnt been in office for a year and you already chastising him? Things take time give him a break!!!

[Maxnned]

Yay! Youre all anti-Bush. But think for one second. What the hell has Obama done so far that is so great? Stop sucking his balls and realize he isnt that great.

[PureWrestlingAddict]

Like Ksouth already said, the difference between Obama and Bush is that we've seen how Bush did for 8 years, Obama hasn't even been in office for a year and yet you're already chastising him? *sigh*

[GoFeri]

As one American said, 'I have no idea what he was talking about - but he said exactly what I wanted to hear'.

[rushindulen]

bush, as horrible as he was, is undoubtedly, but sadly, an American icon.

[JessShia]

God I do NOT miss him!

[ABHINAVNR]

George Dubya for president againn...He ss just 2 funny...lol

[luckytaiko5]

heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh.haaah. Now I'm starting to love the news...He is really funny,

[pothead956]

this guy should be a comedian

[Bigrobkerr]

A President we can all relate to intellectually! Especially us You-tubers!

[denizaks14]

i honestly dont understand how that asshole became president. He's an idiot.

[MVX12]

even though i despise and hate every single one of George Bush's policies, which i consider to be fascist and neo-imperialist, i still think he's quite a charming guy.

[oakmeal53]

you should look up the definition of facist

[videolover61]

Yeah, yeah, yeah...keep laughing...America is dead...killed by some of the same fools you are laughing at....

[SirBroadsword]

videolover61:

Which is exactly why people laugh... Soldiers in the trenches during WWI laughed as well... As a character from Star Trek once put it, "you either learn to laugh, or you go insane...", in reference to the dire situation he and another character were in at that time and the Bush admin is the same thing...

[elsetherino]

As stupid as Bush is, he's funny as hell. It's like he's doing a stand-up routine.

[GoshDarnHippies]

"He's the uh... the homeland guy"

Wow. LOL.

[earnhardtlivesE]

stop making fun of JFK

[cale42]

Hell no.

[fedorvonbock16]

shut up

[SirBroadsword]

OK... How the Hell can Bush's IQ be 125? Could someone show me how this could possibly be? I just don't get it... Is he secretly a (fairly) sharp bunny only he has some profound speaking disorder or something? What the Hell is going on?

[GeeYouAreYou0001]

Actually Bush's IQ is 100. He has the lowest recorede IQ of any president in U.S. history and it shows.

[SirBroadsword]

According to Wikipedia:

In 2006, a real study, albeit one based on varied and often subjective historical material analyzed with the tools of historiometry, was published in the journal Political Psychology. It estimated IQs for all US presidents since 1900. It rated G.W. Bush second to last, with an estimated IQ of 125 (with the estimate ranging from 111 to 139; the standard average for all people is 100). The same study estimated president Bill Clinton's IQ at 149.[10]

[SirBroadsword]

In an interview, the study's director noted that "Bush may be 'much smarter' than the findings imply" but that he "scores particularly unimpressively for 'openness to experience, a cognitive proclivity that encompasses unusual receptiveness to fantasy, aesthetics, actions, ideas and values.'"

[SirBroadsword]

Other researchers have looked at performances on actual IQ-correlated tests taken by George W. Bush and his two political opponents, such as the SAT and aptitude tests given to prospective military officers. These have given an estimated IQ of 125 for George W. Bush (and 120 for John Kerry and 134 for Al Gore).[14]

[SirBroadsword]

Also, I have since found out that Bush was far more well spoken in the mid-90s and that many have speculated he since got pre-senile dementia or Lyme diease. Others merely chalk this difference up to (non-dementia related) aging, presidential stresses, the fact that he is mostly lying at the White House, as opposed to the 1994 clip shown of him speaking clearly and articulately at the Texas Gubernatorial debate about something he knew to be true and was passionate about, or a combination thereof

[zxcvbnm1208]

shut up no one is going to read a fucking essay as a comment and wikipedia isnt even reliable dumbass.

[SirBroadsword]

zxcvbnm1208:

So I take it the sources Wikipedia cites for the studies it mentions aren't reliable either? Even if you doubt the validity of Wikipedia itself, it can can be useful as a referencing tool, its references and external links potentially leading you to other, more useful sources of infomation... Plus, I fail to see how a mere 250 or so words constitues an "essay"... Will it really be that much of a strain for you to read less than half an A4 sheet of paper's worth of text?

[arasta321]

lol...bush might be thinking "why am i answering all these questions and why am i getting interviews??am i some kind of important person or something??well, i hop i get to blow out some candles and eat cake in the ending.."

[Aik82or]

how the hell he was elcted TWICE???!!!!

[KingGinger1]

His approval ratings between August 2001 and 2002 were above 80%. You do the math.

[elsetherino]

A) That's because he's a new President. If America elected him, they must like him.

B) 9/11 aftermath?

C) Approval ratings after Hurricane Katrina: 30%?

[ralphended]

"Nobody's accused me of being Shakespeare" IDIOT!

[TuMadre20]

Hilarious that the gut picked up a drink in the middle of Kennedy's quote.

[AnnaBleker]

funny.

[jaZZjaZZ54]

Makes the bastard appear likeable.

[robhex]

What an idiot bush is. Does he even know what country he lives in?

[windcu]

did you put shakespeare and bush in the same sentence? shame on you!!

[RabbitKaboo]

What a Goof....

[woai2nfinity]

bush should be a comedian when his presidency finishes

[jtk6204]

We don't need GWB to be Shakespeare so much as to sputter out a coherent sentence now and then.

[ellibrodelautomovil]

????

[DanielPaul56]

The third brother, Tweedle Duh.

[Shifty12337]

lawl

[BULLribbitFROG]

omiigawd!!!

[russiaviation]

This bastard is so stupid and how the hell he get elected 2 times in office ! The American are stupid themselves after all !!!

[histgal]

What an idiot, its a disgrace that he is our president

[mindstormd]

Awesome!

[nyckillaheat]

wow!

[tukigrl1912]

yay fisrt one!

I love the guy at the JFK speech

[bloobedyblahblah12]

1st!  Secretarary of homeland security...

[nhlalwenhlezondo]

Fifth

holy lawls.

[dkoliver]

Wait around for the third one -- it's a scream!

[farhadmv740]

hahahahahahaahah

[SuperMario4826]

poop

[ZapatistaDiF]

I claim the first reply in the name of vietnow dot org