ASCENSION | EZ CZ Part 3: Im such a Noob!!!

[rjabeyta]

your kids are so cute

[TheZombieslaya126]

u didn't take the ray gun!!!!

[PKRikku]

What Dawson mean to say was "Remember to Rate and Subscribe, Yote signin out"

[Tips231]

151 get it right or your grounded!!!

[Tips231]

yote how old are you(not trying to be creepy)

[TAVOR69er]

dude ur kids r legends!!!

[Kingwiy]

best dad ever to teach a child to grab the first shotgun he ever saw and shoot his mother XD jk

[cshtennis39]

u should do an m14 and olympia

[ScarsHDofficial]

thousandth like

[8yearoldballer]

yote why u on ps3 ):

[kanespiritbringer]

it was freakin funny! lol

[ALDOXDERIAN]

like 999

[Blizzard2681]

he says 'Remember to rate & subscribe, yote signing out!'

[5TheZombieman]

you playin on PS3 bro

[5TheZombieman]

wonder guns call of the dead

[5TheZombieman]

let your childs play with you

[theXrandomXnvrXstops]

i think dawson was trying to say "rate n subscribe, yote signing out" not rape some scraz or whatever :)

[5TheZombieman]

@theXrandomXnvrXstops me to man

[lim3gorilla]

ur such a good father @yoteslaya, i wish u were my dad!

[weirdo327]

I WANNA SEE DIS CHALLENGE ON MOON

[mogos1234]

Yo tote you should do a knife and ballistic knife on call of the dead or moon

[XxLockedup247xX]

Hey yote man ill be praying for you and your family your doing great man!

[officerduh321]

i wish my dad was like u

[Parkwaydrive1220]

Map: Der Reise

You can only have one perk

You can use Bowie knife

Guns: M1a1 Carbine, Double Barrelled

You must go to the box to get a gun ONCE and only once, after round 20.

You must pack a punch and use the gun you get out of the box.

You have to reach round 30, but can keep going if you want

[coolsly101]

holy crap this map is based of launch

[MilkIdrinkDat]

DO FIVE WITH RAY GUN AND freeze gun only use starting gun until u get them

[MrZacklang]

Ill barricade the doors and stuff

[MrZacklang]

These ur sons??

[clonetrooper75]

Naww yote this was damn cute ^-^

[awesome1669]

challenge:

kino der toten

the only guns you can use are: china lake & starting pistol.

no pack'a'punch at all !!!!!!

must get to round 30.

u may only use the trap in the hall way leading from the theater to the lobby and the turret on the stage.

lets see how epic you can be. :3

[1al3cw]

lol fast gun (fast dick)

[deedsfordead]

can you do shangru la with on wall weapons



[Strumfreak]

5:44 R.I.P headphone users ears.

[ilmanator]

"You wouldn't shoot your mom if she was a zombie..... you would make her a crawler and keep her". I LAUGHED SO FING HARD

[ilmanator]

im surprised there isnt a yoteslaya syndicate fan war like console wars

[MegaPs3monster]

the boy who said to use ur knife only is lyin he reach round 22 his name is jesse he is my friend i am not gay bt he is lyin he is not so good i no him he lies

[TheDemoxity]

@MegaPs3monster y u say u not gay?

[Nikklas57]

Challenge:

Two player challenge.

One must and only use shotguns and the other only pistols OR snipers.

No traps!

[spongebob22638]

kino ballisitic knife crossbow thundergun raygun and knife with only jugg no pack a punch

[MSupernoobs]

your the coolest dad ever !!!

[Tips231]

@MSupernoobs nuff said

[johncenafan3161]

play moon while chopping with ur knife only :) then ill be convinced that u are better than me.KINO DER TOTEN ROUND 921 WITH ONLY 6 DEATHS and im not lting.

[Flyingoctapus25]

@jakewashere7 hes sons u dumb ass

[CampBellZ1000]

Dude were u on PS3?! if u were awsm!! :D

[ilmanator]

@CampBellZ1000 he was

[johncenafan719]

that must hurt yote

[theYZproject]

Do a let's play: SKYRIM

[Ps3Kronos]

Yote the ppsh isnt the best weapon (its not the worst) before its papped its like the famas, its gonna run out of ammo too fast, especially in multiplayer and when its not on the wall. Id much rather have the thomson than the ppsh. The ppsh is beast, but no ammo is not beast.

[wowawesomestuf]

sopiler alert for road to round 1337 7:28

[MrCounterSniper]

@wowawesomestuf ummmmmmm whats a sopiler?

[meteoldrago16910]

@MrCounterSniper it tells u wats going to happen without it being out yet somthing like that

[MrCounterSniper]

@meteoldrago16910 no your thinking of a spoiler i want to know what a sopiler is

[xNiiightmarez]

@MrCounterSniper troll :|

[MrCounterSniper]

@xNiiightmarez trolololo

[optomotron]

I thought the son was saying " go rate and subscribe." not " go rape some scribs"???!!!!!

[INF3CT3D456]

Your a cool guy to those kids(: and launchers only moon?

[Keycode25]

Dawson is saying rate and subscribe...

[braapp714]

whats ur favorite gun? the sniper. the sniper! ur such a noob

[moviesRus98]

COMMENTARY WITH 4 YEAR OLDS

[Amberleerose1982]

run a train in the nog room

[Ps3Kronos]

Yoteslaya the zombieslaya, i faved the 9mm.

[smarticles226]

Name:Shoot and Run!!!!!

Map:KIno Der Toten

Weapons:Python and Ballistics

Perks:Quick Revive and Juggernog

i think this is a good idea

[EoTeChMaJoRR]

semi guns only on five/cotd

[SeriousRedPrime]

China lake and law round 30 on shangri la no flopper and specter or pm63 is allowed as a third weapon at round 20

[DarckTrace]

hey yote! wanna adopte me??? ;)

[CrynixiiRS]

The sniper?! You're a Noob!

[tyman1295]

Shotguns and Snipers only on Der Riese no speed cola

[Ps3Kronos]

@tyman1295 Who buys speed cola anyway?

[Jakinstine77]

@Ps3Kronos Everyone XD

[SHiKuLl]

Next challenge you should do that I've done that was a bitch: der reise, deployable fg42, and famas you run out of ammo so much

[Liamwebbpinnock115]

I wish my dad was a beast at Zombies like Yote Slaya :D

[MinecraftVSPortal2]

LoL u told us that u made it to round 1337! U said you wasent going to tell us if u got to round 1337!

[passat2413]

@Chartom47 yes i am talking about waw, doesent yote also do challenges on waw??

[Chartom47]

@passat2413 no

[AlexDPS3]

lol,he's not saying rape some scrazz, he,is saying remember to rate and subscribe

[Whatsupdockable]

He spoiled the last episode of Road To Round 1337.

[nbadude4]

ya congay

[paddie789]

lmao at the young kid!

[h115Oscillator]

Name: Hold Of The PHD Flopper

Map: Ascention

Guns: Tokyo And Rose ( PM63 PAP )

Perks: Any Except Juggernog

Rules:You Have To Hold Of The Little Room Where PHD Flopper Is With Toyo and Rose

[Matman2546]

Ballistic knife, with Bowie and commando no upgrading any perk other than mule kick to round 30 on moon

[AncienGod]

Name: Who dont jump will DIe

Map:any

Guns:any

Preks:any

Rules: You must jump all time

[ripo789]

Knife

[ripo789]

Grizzly only shotguns perks are jug and speed and you have to k I've to round 5

[getfuckedMW3]

lol rape and scrubscribe

[tmitch155]

you're such a spoiler. i know you made it to l33t now xP

[erpuzzetta01]

@tmitch155: You pointed that out; so you spoiled it... You turd nugget!

[aidanaboy10708]

Name: GERNADES FER DAYZ

Map: Ascension

Guns: Grenades, The China Lake, grenades

Perks: Any except PHD may change

Rules: you can't have the upgraded m1911's unless you don't have flopper, other than that you can only use the china lake, grenades, and the m1911's or is you really wanted to the upgraded m16's underbarrel

[JewshProductions]

Name: Fully Armed but not operational?

Map: Kino Der Toten

guns: Wonder weapons

perks: NONE

goal: 30+

Rules: you can PAP only one weapon, AND you can only use it every 2nd round

[AuSSieGuNNer1]

NAME: GALAXY

MAP: MOON

GUNS: NO PAP WEAPONS

PERKS: YOU CAN ONLY HAVE PERKS FROM THE EASTER EGG.

RULES: YOU CAN ONLY GOT TO EARTH 3 TIMES YOU HAVE TO DO THIS IN CO-OP MODE

LIKE SO YOTE CAN SEE I WOULD USE MY TIME TO WATCH THIS :)

[821jcruz]

*goes

[821jcruz]

Name: Cement Shoes

Challenge: No Sprinting

Conditions: Any thing hoes except for sprinting of course.

[PurpleGrizzly206]

He said "remember to rate and subscribe" not rape some scrabs haha but that was funny

[YaaMum12345]

are those people your kids or your fans please respond :)

[xDeRRiESE26]

@YaaMum12345 there his kids

[calltoduty5]

@YaaMum12345 kids

[GoAFLSaints18]

Name: Try to get to Rd 20

MAP: Kino der Toten

Guns: Any but no Ray Gun, Thunder Gun, Crossbow

Perks: any but No Jug No Quick Revive

Rules:

[03classified]

can you adopt me

[LAXOKIS]

FUCK, yoteslaya's kid r like 7 and ten, and play COD, I'm 14 and my fucking parents don't fucking let me!

[Bgimmy360]

Yote! You should do the MW3 campaign on verteran difficulty! And Get every single achievement on the way! Thumbs up so he can see this!

[eternalreviewer]

lol im gonna be just like yote when ill get kids : D ur a boss to your kids : P

[gearjamminJOE]

"hey my,,,nazi zombies,,, when theres a zombie behind me i turned around and i looked at him for a min.. and i shot it.." lol!

[cholodude97]

He brought the 2 lil fags again unsubscribing

[Vyper09PS3]

Name:Remember The Alamo!

Map:Nacht Der Untoten, or Der Reise

Perks:Jugg and Double Tap

Weapons: M1 Garand and Carbine, Kar Scoped or not, Ghewher, I guess PTRS?

Drops: NUUU!

Rules: Only camp in either the Catwalk on Der Reise or where the Frags are on Nacht Der Untoten

I guess you could Upgrade? Idk, May make it too easy.

[getfuckedMW3]

@Vyper09PS3 no jugg on natch der untoten lol fail

[Vyper09PS3]

@getfuckedMW3 But they're is on Der Reise you Wanna-be Troll

[giholste123]

why is he using the box? ....

[KingTutTuttle]

Nautar-un-dertoten

[pinoyboy766]

Name: IF YOU CAN GET HIGHER THAN ROUND 20 YOU ARE GOD

Map: kino der toten

guns: any BUT NO  BOX

perks: NONE

Rules: no perks, no box, no PAP. GOOD LUCK(:

[noobsarecool1]

@pinoyboy766 that easy. just use traps

[dimitrislipknot]

@pinoyboy766 i did that and went to round 25

[Ps3Kronos]

@pinoyboy766 Not really a god,over 20 is pretty easy.

[5hitwonders103]

Syndicate is in tags : D

[kingruler360]

Oh my F'in gawd, they're making plans to kill their mother......

[MegaStrainer]

srry for bad grammer my laptop sucks ._.

[MegaStrainer]

ok i gt a challenge IN PART FOR DONT SAY EZ CZ ITS SO FLIPPING ANNOYING!!!

[meyham987]

@H4ckingHQ cuz it's funny

[meyham987]

H4ckingHQ because it's funny

[danielakumi]

Map: call of the dead

Challenge: stay away from me!

Perks: PhD flopper, quick revive, speed cola and mule kick

Weapons: explosives only

Vote this up for yote!

[meyham987]

@yoteslaya November 11th veterans day also veterans day for modern warfare 3 people I can not wait

[xBrUTaLxScOPeZx]

Round 25

Perks: Only Jugga-Nog And Quick revive

Map: Shangra La

Guns: Only the guns in the first room(m14 and olympia) and no pack a punch, no monkey bombs

Drops: Max Ammo, Carpinter, 2x and insta kill(no peks drops)

[xMAG1KARPx]

kids these days....

[H4ckingHQ]

Right, it's time I ask, I let it go... but now I need to know if I'm stupid or what :P

Why does @yoteslaya say acock / acrockalypse instead of apocalypse?

Please answer this, it's been bugging me for a while now :)

[Wafgkji]

Poor Yote. I can tell he`s separated :(

[xluiisrk]

i love when Dustin says ''um.. um you know the.. um'' :3

[LordBoxheadtheAwesom]

Name: Explosive God

Map: Shangri-La

Guns: Monkeys, LAW, China Lake, Frags, Crossbow.

Perks: Juggernog, PHD Flopper, Mule Kick, and Revive. (Any perk bottle drops can be used)

Drops: Nukes, X2, Carpenters, Max Ammo's, and Perk Bottles

Rules: You can use the Olympia and the MPL until you get your first explosive weapon

Thumbs up please.

[Qu1ckDrawN1nja]

They always say rape, do they even know what it means?

[MrSoftPain]

Name:im an alien!

Map:moon

Challenge: you can only be in rooms without oxygen, you are given 10 to 30(depends) seconds to pass from a oxygenated place to a non one, challenge starts when you hit the first non oxygenated room.

note: you cant go back to area51 after u leave.

perks: the possible ones only.

[GAMERFACE221]

max ammo o' mania, he got like 4 max ammo's

[MrHades2500]

Name: You can do it

Map: Moon

Guns: Any

Perks: Any

Now get to round 100 :D

[Scooterfoureva]

you know during monkeys you can chuck grenades at the giant spinning dildo through the winows at jugger nog

[xXNoixiDexX]

Awkward moment @3:40

[THEnamesWAFFLEZ]

map:not moon or classic maps

your only aloud the weapons that you open the first door two so the mpl and the pm63, when you reach round ten you buy the 74u and the mp40 then at round 20 you get the m16 and the mp5k and at round 30 the cllenge ends

hope you like

[TheKeving186]

map:any

Guns: only dual wield weapons

perks:any(including mulekick)

Rules:you can use the pm63 until you get ur first dual wield weapons.

[H0WL1NGMAD]

PASS THIS AROUND!

Wouldnt it be awesome if Treyarch released a game ONLY for CoD Zombies? it could have its own storyline campaign and everything. Maybe even some modes where more than 4 people can play together. If you support this or agree with this and think it should be a game, copy and paste this to every zombies video and thumbs it up. Treyarch DOES look at youtube and its comments when they work on the games. Lets make this a real game

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[TheMrZenadar]

Ur kid is hilarious

[Deathbound13]

[SPOILER].....................­.You lie Yote! You said u didnt make it to round 1337 D: unless you lie about that O.o I hope you did thatd be bauws

[Mryevinlee]

Challenge:Crouch/Prone Shot

Map: Your Choice

Guns: All except wonder guns

Perks:The 4 Original Perks(Juggboobie, Quick revive, speed, double tap)

Rules: You can do anything you want but you have to crouch or prone when ever you shoot and dont run a train in the same spot.

[pigface1995]

so you DID make it to round 1337. awesome

[djyurovsky1]

map: shangri la

GUNS: the only gun you can get/have is the FIRST random box weapon you get. (you get another go at the box every 5 rounds)

perks: any

drops: any

you are allowed to get the bowie knife

[nman97]

your youngest child sounds just like you yote!

[iThePterodactyl]

U should do a china lake, law, and crossbow only on shangri la. That should be really hard!!! or u can do it on any other map. Thumbs up if u agree!!!!!

[2po50]

BLOW SOME SHIT UP!!! with any perks china lake and law, pap allowed

[jster35]

Son is saying rate and subscribe

[coolguy10221]

LOL belly button fuzz

[myemoheaven]

map:kino der toten

guns:olympia m14 m1911

no perks

try to get to round 12 in teh lobby of kino

[LightxProductions]

Challenge: PRONE ONLY!!!

Guns: Any except thundergun or fully auto

Map: Kino

Goal: Round 20

Perks: ONLY juggernaut and speed

Thumbs up so he can see!!

[coolguy10221]

@LightxProductions thats impossable.... lol

[LightxProductions]

@coolguy10221 He's the zombie slaya, nothing's impossible!! :3

[marchman3000]

Title: Withdrawl

Guns: Any

Map: Any

You cannot buy perks

Goal: Round 30

[littletub5]

Hey spoiler yote on the road to round elite

[SouthernCompetition]

He's saying Rate and Subscribe :))

[baconguy14]

kid-my dad got to round 100

father-round 151 get it right or your grounded

[KSJR1000]

Name: Home Sick

Map: Kino Der Toten

Guns: Any

Perks: Any

Rules: You can go to any room but you can only kill zombies when you are in the starting room

[mbourisk]

@KSJR1000 whats what people do to get to over round 100...

[mbourisk]

hahahaha he says remember to rate and subscribe not rape som skrazz

[muneco1128]

@KSJR1000 good idea.

[therealdrxltsmiley]

Map: Verrukt (black ops)

Guns: None (you can use nades

Perks: you only get 1 quick revive

Drops: Insta Kill only

Goal: Round 25

you can get bowie knife, just so yeh know :P

[KSJR1000]

Name: Pro Sniper

Map: Call of the Dead or Shangri-La

Guns: L96A1 and Ballistic Knife

Perks: Any, but you have to buy speed cola and double tap before any other perks

[ryansimms007]

HEY SPOILER ALERT WAY TO GIVE AWAY IF YOU MAKE I ALL THE WAY ON YOUR ROAD TO RIGHT ELITE

[IDensify]

Map: kino

Rules: the only rule is to stay in the first room

Round 30 ;)

[TheEditedPaul13]

Kino first room only 30 rounds

[heracles67]

@TheSoupity But the title of the challenge is Greek Thunder.... Thunder=Thundergun.... Greek= Olympia.

Im just sayin.

[dronkey15]

Map: Call of the Dead

Guns: Any

Perks: Juggernog and Quick revive, and the rest by killing George

[MultiBoom32]

yote ur kids r funny but will they really shot there mom if she was zombie

Challenge name: Kaboom Kino

Rules: No perks except quick revive(only one) you can use PaP'd M1911, china lake, or PaP'd M16's Noob Tube

Challenge difficulty: Medium

Good Luck… You're going to need it