Shawn Johnson: Ortega makes my taco pop

[eternaCabelera]

BEAT THAT BRO



[KILLAHBEAM]

beat that bro

[CriticalBlackman]

Shawn Johnson went to my school.

ಠ_ಠ

[TheGreyblood]

@DcErSeTaRtOeY You are virgin too. Silly virgin, he hang from hoops, doese were hoops.

[WolfEverstone]

@DcErSeTaRtOeY The hoops hang down from the ceiling and you use your arms to push up, somewhat like a swinging pull-up bar.

Do a little research before you call someone a moron.

[signaturemover]

@DcErSeTaRtOeY

thats what i used to think too.. but now it looks like he's pushing something down, and holding himself up. and look really closely at the end, you can see him move. and i think there are 2 fails, including that and the taco. but i still dont know if youre trolling or not....

[LukeShetler]

Shawn Johnson: 'I love Ortega taco sauce. It makes my taco pop!'

Wonder Twins: ''Cause we sure as hell won't. Eww.'

[Tragonftw]

the hell... Why do they both sound like they just sucked in a tank of helium??

[Zer0Awakening]

@Tragonftw lol cuz they have tacos, not balls!

[Ajboi89]

You can tell from the voices that the dudes have boners.

[jokamund]

Those guys have weird voices

[ElectrikkPaperClipxx]

i bet she regrets making this commercial

xDDDD

[nightmonkey07]

Is she still jailbait?

[chewygooch1]

My taco just exploded

[HighVoltage135]

beat that bro

[tatulover2120]

shawn...stick to gymnastics...don't quit for an acting career...XD

[SupaFoxLove]

I'd like to pop your taco!

[apluskel]

guys'll fill her taco with sour cream

[1schleich1]

i would eat her taco

[hellbilly34a]

i guess we don't have to worry about the Hamm brothers trying to pop her taco.

[UtubeDude011]

It makes my taco p0:00p!

[niktrek]

her taco's the best

[bleepbloop559]

Drunk tank

[legunncat]

I hope she likes her picante sauce warm!

[Kanegasi]

Makes my taco P0:10P

[elvishskills]

Those Hamm brothers are really competing over larger penis size on a subconscious level in order to decided who gets to mate with Shawn Johnson.

[marehtseira]

@elvishskills except the Shawn Johnson they want to mate with is not a girl

[tag1981]

Sheeeeeeeeet!!!!!!! I'd like to pop that TACO!

[XxhadoukenxX]

I'd make her taco pop....

[armanisbad]

drunk tank



[USAdude30]

I makes her taco pop?!!! Geezus!

[rocka52]

What do champion gymnasts Paul Hamm, morgan Hamm(?) and Shawn Johnson have in common? They all like boys. (They like to make their tacos pop)

[hellbilly34a]

shawn is making a comback. her taco will be popping for the whole world to see.

[ranelproductions]

I think this commercial is worth a That's What She Said.

[starsweet4]

you don't see commercials like this anymore :/ although i never saw this commercial when it actually aired either...

[starsweet4]

wow are they for real??

[GritYT]

@samauriripper holy shit... Small internet.

[TerynDoll]

i love how everyone is commenting sexually about a taco pop :)

[SamauraiRippeR]

How many people came here from the Drunk Tank Podcast #40?

[SamauraiRippeR]

Gymnasts would not be allowed to eat Tacos. Do you have any idea how strict their training regimens are?

[vengefulspirit99]

@SamauraiRippeR they may have a strict diet, but i know they have some lax days. its not 24/7 diet

[SamauraiRippeR]

@vengefulspirit99 Yeah, that would only be for about 2 days after a major competition until they start training for the next one.

[OleHolterFTW]

BEAT THAT, BRO

[Augray37]

hey i think the guy at :28 is hanging himself

[MrRetardaCons]

I'll make her taco pop...

[bombarto]

your taco is definitely first rate, baby, and you make my cock pop!

[STAROFKINGSTON]

id put my beef in her taco

[Vdawg1337]

mmmm........she can Shawn My Johnson anyday

[LukeVsShark]

I know something else that'd make her taco pop...

[AlcoholicSemenStain]

I would WRECK her taco....

[ApathethicJustice]

yeah, your taco sure pops

[ChocolateCocoProject]

@ApathethicJustice it sure does!

[pyramidheadkitten9]

i'd pop her taco.

[theranster9]

She makes my burrito explode!

[ohnostaleBread]

lol that's great. "my taco's the BEST" i'm sure it is

[amorasaki]

wow his secret is a taco shell no wonder mine come out wrong

[arr5612]

Terrible acting

Beat that bro!

[xweetokfairy]

this looks 90s :\

[Albertoax22]

Make my Taco POP!

[SIG551P]

How embarrassing.

This is worse than landing a spot for a mattress commercial.

[CherryPopBubbles19]

is it me or did those guys sound like chipmunks!

[aegisgfx]

I would like fornications with her taco.

[persephinne]

huummm that "sauce" really makes my taco POP!!!

[mattk740]

THE GUY DID NOT COMMIT SUICIDE HIS HANDS ARE ON THE FUCKING RINGS! YOUR ALL FUCKING STUPID

[iAMcooooooool]

"My taco's the best."

Oh Shawnie, what an understatement that is!

[XxJessicaMarie93xX]

wow. the guy didnt kill himself. you see his hands in the rings. dumbasses.

[TheMarksmenCat]

The guy at 0:27 DID die during filming. His name was Colin Bauer, and in the article it says that while the crew was filming footage for the ending, his neck became entangled in wires and nobody noticed him for 2 minutes before finally calling the paramedics. They simply forgot to remove him from the shoot during post-processing, so please people, get your facts straight before commenting!

[baggedyman]

@TheMarksmenCat GTFO troll.

[AFHxHD]

@TheMarksmenCat no colin beaur and he did indead die his neck was toranted during the exercise and the paramedics arived and said he was dead June 1974-something 2008

[HalfricanItalian]

Ill put my Ortega sauce all over her taco.

[StrongBiceps]

@HalfricanItalian hahahahah me to

[AseraphsephirothZ]

Obviously that guy isn't hanging. He's on the rings. People know this, right...? I'm just missing the sarcasm, I hope...please god...

[ki3ran191]

@AseraphsephirothZ no hes dead. it was on the news

[MushroomPropaganda]

@ki3ran191 Use your eyes, numb nuts. He's holding onto rings, which is clearly obvious if you actually pay attention. Retard..

[ki3ran191]

@MushroomPropaganda hahahahaahahahahahahaahahahaha wow your stupid

[Ravior666]

@MushroomPropaganda

YOU FUCKING IDIOT! LMAO!

[BAB13100]

They all have really high pitched voices. Has anyone else noticed?

[windada]

THIS IS SO DUMB! X-D

[darkraven1414]

just mash 4

[sgtfoley123]

The true story about that guy hanging in 0:27 was he didn't get a taco and he committed suicide. The End

[FerrariSorry]

Shawn Johnson is missing my dick in her life.

[snufleufugus]

HAHA VAGINA JOKES

[kickyourass777]

I'll make her taco pop..... with my dick.. get it? get it?

[mcloven239]

ha

[rowdymax1]

I'll bet Ortega makes Paul's taco pop as well.

[Tyranic1993]

I accidentally her taco

[Terex7777]

Good lord girl...

[SurgeCess]

This vid gave me such a raging clue that I almost shot clue goo all the Hamm Brothers.

[Mateo11]

How gay are those Hamm brothers? Good lord.

[MikeTupperTheKiller]

00:27 top right corner looks like a gymnast couldnt handle life anymore

[angryfaic]

This video makes my Taco wet.

[FlamingSilencer]

@angryfaic My tacos?

The best!

[DrNo0Entertainment1]

i watched this in low quality and at 00:27 it looks like the guy at the upper right hung himself but now i see he didnt hang himself

[GuitarxFighter]

The guy at 0:27 hung himself because he couldn't make Shawn Johnson's taco pop.

[bert872]

they sound so sincere

[ihityourcar]

I bet shawn johnson's taco really is the best.

[Mastodon6889]

Look at the guys face on the far left right at the beginning. Pause it as soon as he turns his head

[l2enegadesofFunk]

@Mastodon6889 He's getting a blowjob from Shawn Johnson...the girl on the right is a stunt double.

[Mastodon6889]

Boys, always competing...

[oliverj83]

Why do the Hamm brothers have such faggy voices?

[Coribec]

Everyone at that table sounded like they had a taco.

[FloydMayweatherJr916]

"Juan Manuel Marquez hasn't ever seen anything like this!"

-Jim Lampley

[MacGamer11]

Hey thats my last name

[ironmanqqqq]

dude they show the taco box at the end one dude is hanging by his neck on a noose.

[hatetheworld04]

id pop her taco in anyfreakingtime!

[DarkBlom00]

Both guys sounds like a woman in puberty

[grandpri1]

Beat that bro.

[TheRocketguy27]

at 0:28 on the right,the guy commited suicide lol

[vontrappster]

@TheRocketguy27

no he didn't, i'm dating him

[cuteFOXY112233]

@TheRocketguy27 he wasnt dead...

he was on those string things

[Davtwan]

@cuteFOXY112233 I'm pretty sure he was just joking because what it looks like, not what it actually is.

[afg45]

@cuteFOXY112233 There called the rings.

[MushroomPropaganda]

@TheRocketguy27 Uh, clearly your eyes don't function normally, because he's holding onto rings with his hands. Like, you can obviously see it..

[LoudDogproductions]

@TheRocketguy27 If you look closely, his arms flex and he moves. He was simply starting to do a flip on the suspended rings.

[timeeyyy]

@LoudDogproductions THANK YOU MR. Smarty Pants :D

[lyzedpara]

@TheRocketguy27 he has his hands in the rings...

[maskedvictim0x]

@TheRocketguy27 Actually I think he was using those ring things that are kinda like pullup bars.

[emplehod]

I just think it's wrong forcing those guys to breathe helium before doing this commercial.

[Specialized1989]

Im a bit confused someone clear this up for me....Have their balls dropped yet??

[MarbleScratch]

brb fapfapfap

[2Dzz]

I like how the soft taco makes a crunch sound.

[Arr00w4]

look at the top right coner at the ending

[RG12709]

she's 18 now. id love to pop that taco

[extreme5050]

LOL Thumbs up up if you think "competitive macho" fits those guys' characteristics!!!

[extreme5050]

0:28 top right guy was "UNDER PRESSURE"

[FJuarez777]

At :29 theres a guy hanging himself on the right

[GeetarBeast401]

@FJuarez777 no theres not he is just swinging on the rings

[Hotshot3334]

So she has a food fetish then?

[suckithardnfast]

"beat that bro!"

[Ajboi89]

You can tell from their voices that the guys have boners.

[YuccaPucca]

Why is she called shawn? Lawl.

[QLFILMS]

hehehehe

[xRachelx1992]

I bet she has a fish taco hahaha.

[bcarrtutorials]

Makes my taco pop... Ha ha ha ha

[Fry1077]

holding himself up by them,,,

[Fry1077]

that dude didnt hang himself he has his hands in those ring thingies

[MrSlimPson]

@Fry1077 nope look closely you will see his hands

[MrSlimPson]

@MrSlimPson forget about that i was wrong hes on the rings

but i thought he hung himself

it will make my taco pops more

[HectorJW2007]

I'd stick my meat in her taco

[Clintdaddiac]

Oh dear God, it's amazing that this is actually real XD

[MistRDonuT94]

LMAO!! sooo cheesy!! hahaha XD

[Thekijuju]

HOOOFUCK LOOK AT THE TOP RIGHT IN THE END OF THE VIDEO THERES A DUDE HANGING!!!! TUMB UP SO PEOPLE CAN SEE!!!!!

[TheHardHats]

@Thekijuju HOLY SHIT

[dyeoreyekiwlyou]

er i mean the right

[dyeoreyekiwlyou]

0:29 thumbs up if failblog sent you here to see the guy in the top left corner get hung!!!!

[MrMeineNamen]

@dyeoreyekiwlyou hes on the rings -_-

[ripping76]

Voice at 0:20 = Annoying

[sashmuscle]

I think I just came.

[SexyLiLLeilaniMya]

@sashmuscle LMAO

[mike818323]

She's gotten fat recently but i'd still pop her taco!!... and tongue her asshole.... and eat her shit ala 2 girls 1 cup.... did i got to far? I like her!

[IhateMEXILANA]

@mike818323 yeah ya did u sick fuck but video was funny

[mike818323]

@IhateMEXILANA did you fap after watching?

[IhateMEXILANA]

@mike818323 dont know what the hell fap is

[mike818323]

@IhateMEXILANA spanking your monkey! I blew my load the first time I watched this little slut in this commercial!!

[iAMcooooooool]

"My taco's the best"

She ain't lyin'.

[stormhammer]

LMAO@the commercial. The puns practically write themselves.

-Stormhammer-

[SuperJoeHaslitt01]

the guy at .29 is not hanging himself. if you look closer you can see rings in his hand

[MrPumaJJ]

I would SMASH the crap out of her taco!!!!!!!!!!!XO loooooooooooooooooool

[IbrahimHassan]

Hmm this Ortega must be some lucky guy I see LOL

[oliverj83]

I would love a Shawn Johnson taco.

[GTBurns48215]

her taco popping makes my ball park frank plump.

[EduanoWaug]

boys.....always competeting....LMFAO

[Maverick5588]

lol "my taco is the best"

i agree

[fhadj]

Seriously... I see a threesome coming on..

[rminb010204]

Notice at :28 a guy hanged himself.

Lmao.

[darkreign16]

@rminb010204 I didn't see what you were talking about at first, but then I looked closer. LMAO.

[konkelberryfinn]

@rminb010204 hahahahaha awesome

[clsleamington]

Haha, probably the least subtle advert ever. Shawn's so gorgeous!

[Joel354vanfanel]

This feel like something out of Power Rangers.

[Joel354vanfanel]

Is this still on TV!?

[Ajboi89]

You can tell by the guys' voices they got boners.

[oliverj83]

@Ajboi89 Yeah I have a raaaging clue... Let's follow that one.