Sex Toy Etiquette - Ask Mistress M

[omgtkseth]

I dont think that there many men in the world that would freak out if his gf wanted a larger than his toy. Makes me dismiss all of what she said before...

[AngryAussie]

@omgtkseth Your lack of experience is amusing.

[Phoray]

I wouldn't ever want a dildo back... but some of those floggers are pricy as all get out and that's not something you usually get STD's on.

[AngryAussie]

@Phoray "don't share" is pretty common advice

[Phoray]

@AngryAussie *laugh* but that's not what they taught us in grade school!

[Lezlove101]

Buying a dildo bigger then my cock would never freak my out, but some dildos are huge, im 5 inches around and women say that's almost to much for them, most of those are like 7 and 8 inches around or at least 6 inches around, i think it goes to show how badly these company's make there products, the average guy is 4 inches around or less.

I wouldn't be freaked out, heck i think its sexy if a woman tells me how she would much rather have another bigger cock in her then mine and puts up with cock

[AngryAussie]

@Lezlove101 And we all believe you

[shinyjaan]

i dont have girl friend, is i use sex toy ( pocket pussy)? i need girl, no one look at me

[AngryAussie]

@shinyjaan Nobody's looking

[metalgodess81]

Omg who would buy a toy from e-bay? Yuck....

[AngryAussie]

@metalgodess81 You never kinow

[ProgrammedForDamage]

@metalgodess81 : I wouldn't buy a second hand bike from eBay!

[metalgodess81]

@ProgrammedForDamage True dat..

[vickiormindyb]

My friend, Juli, wants to know if AngryAussie likes sex toys.

She insisted I ask, and I decided to take the risk.

She's the hat-loving, accent-fascinated friend of mine. She's a good paramedic, anyway.

[AngryAussie]

@vickiormindyb It's all about context ;) She'd have to be in the right context to find out!

[Flinklehurst]

Sex toys straight out of the box never satisfy like a good custom job. Some of my bashkits are probably illegal, but if so they're laws well worth breaking.

[AngryAussie]

@Flinklehurst Why do I find this comment so disturbing?

[valdarmort]

good advice ...i like the bit about ebay lol lol ..what kind of moron would by a used sex toy on ebay .maybe the chicken lady from inliving colour ???

[AngryAussie]

@valdarmort It's a disturbing concept

[Roushfan5]

Sometimes you know exactly where its been- thats what the problem is.

[AngryAussie]

@Roushfan5 That is frequently too much information

[CrazySnareCharles]

great advice for a 15 year old such as myself :D

[AngryAussie]

@CrazySnareCharles You *definitely* shouldn't be sharing sex toys

[260zfan]

ahaha your australian i love it

[metallicification]

Why is the video quailty so poor?

[AngryAussie]

@metallicification Because you have a really shitty internet connection? Watch it in high def

[HuwGeeRection]

I call my large swinging penis "Chumba" and my balls are known as the "whacking Jaspers"

For this information, You are required to give me a reach around...

[AngryAussie]

@HuwGeeRection Good luck with that

[jamiewashy]

angry did u hear about taboo closeing down near vic market :O

[AngryAussie]

@jamiewashy No I did not

[OSGUIShow]

LOL very good advise

[AngryAussie]

@morehate4uall Well said

[AntiEtc]

@morehate4uall

xD

[Ram0naDee]

yeah he sounds like a tight ass lo! thats grose, it would be yuk to break up with someone and want all that stuff back, id want nothing to do with them! imagine if the next in line found out u used the same on them! ew hahaha

[AngryAussie]

@Ram0naDee As she said, well rid of them.

[Gregory748]

is that your wife andrew?

[AngryAussie]

@Gregory748 No. A friend.

[blueman4444444]

Hey have you seen the size of these toys, Even the friend with benifits is scared to go near them and both of us cant belive you stick something so long in there.

[AngryAussie]

@blueman4444444 What a disturbing thought

[AngryAussie]

@Auslander999 Good question

[ECTBWHO]

: )

[Kristiinaandfriends]

Question for MM

I recently began dating a guy who's nothing like the other guys I've dated. Thing is, we haven't had sex yet and I know that it's a very big deal for him, and it should be important but usually sex for me is important, but not a big deal. Do you think the number of partners you've had should be something to be embarrassed about? Should you be honest? Should you try to avoid answering the question? Or just embrace it?

And yes, we are a young couple. We're both in our early 20s.

<3

[AngryAussie]

@Kristiinaandfriends I shall pass this on

[slytherinsheirx]

@Kristiinaandfriends I'm not MM, but I'm answering anyway. I think that honesty is the best policy. If you've learnt a lot along the way, why hide what you've learnt? If you care about each other, he'll accept you for who you are just as you accept him for who he is. Why reflect on the past? You've got to where you are now by doing what you thought was best, carry on doing that. Accept each other for your faults, strengths, qualities and all else. If you can't do that, what future do you have?

[slytherinsheirx]

You divide them up. The girl gets all the vibrators and the guy gets all the er... insertables. If he cheated, let him know Right where he can stick them...

Wash them with strong industrial cleaners and well... fantasise away.

As far as condoms go... well. I don't think I dare comment without incriminating myself.

[AngryAussie]

@slytherinsheirx Very wise ;)

[VortexProducer]

Fucking creepy O_o'

Pffft freak me out coz its bigger than mine? Meh Its never gonna be as good as the real thing. Real sex is more personal.. so much more to it than just physical stimulation.. Mental stimulation and physical contact etc.. It just can't be beaten by a big shiny fuck off dildo/vibe... But I suppose some people are just lacking in self-esteem or are just weak minded.

[AngryAussie]

@VortexProducer Some people are creepy

[Dozzer]

What about recycling the toys? Do you just toss them out in the trash?

[AngryAussie]

@Dozzer Depends what they're made of

[Dozzer]

@AngryAussie Well a wooden one we can just widdle down or put in the wood chipper. A glass one would make a nice conversation piece, or you could break it. But what about a plastic one? Or that synthetic skin one? I'd hate to be a trash worker sifting through trash and come across a plastic penis. Though i'm sure it's happened before.

[PAPO1990]

I've never been in a sexual relationship so maybe I'm missing something but to me it seems that if you buy a sex toy for a partner (ie. boy buys for girl) 1) wouldn't that be considered a gift, you can't just ask for a gift back, 2) what other use would he have for it (and it seems a little unhygienic to re-gift)

not having a go at Mistress M.just whoever sent the question in...

[AngryAussie]

@PAPO1990 It's a question worth exploring

[APviKINGsz28]

I wish I would've seen this video before I bought all those toys on craigslist. but craigslist is safer than ebay right??

[AngryAussie]

@APviKINGsz28 Bound to be!

[slytherinsheirx]

@APviKINGsz28 Hot water. Disinfectant. Leave it there for a while.

[kuklok1989]

will miss m get her on channel

[AngryAussie]

@kuklok1989 I don't think she wants to

[kaddy01980]

has Mistress M tried Gerbils yet? I want to see her comment about that! ahhahahahaha.

[AngryAussie]

@kaddy01980 I'm sure she hasn't. Maybe you'd like to share your gerbil adventures.

[kaddy01980]

@AngryAussie

ahhaahhahhahhah. Nar I'm all good... can't say I want to try either :P

[stuffnthat12]

i got a question for MM, does size really matter?

[AngryAussie]

@stuffnthat12 Depends what you want to do with it

[juju2sexe]

@stuffnthat12 Yes... yes it does.

[slytherinsheirx]

@stuffnthat12 If you want a £1.99 meal from McDonalds it does.

[TheBlueOracle]

Heh...sometimes buying a sex toy larger than your partner is unavoidable %P

[AngryAussie]

@TheBlueOracle Ouch!

[mylovelydame21]

I only have one question: why in the hell would you want used sex toys returned to you? What the hell are you gonna do with them? Actually, it's probably better I not ask that... but still!

[AngryAussie]

@mylovelydame21 It's a weird world

[Vaara78]

"Hiljaa hyvää tulee"

Translation: "Good comes slowly"

[AngryAussie]

@Vaara78 It's worth waiting for

[Tankedrig]

My jaw just dropped at the thought someone would consider buying a second hand sex toy of ebay. I mean. Really are people are that crazy?

[AngryAussie]

@Tankedrig I actually don't think eBay lets you do that

[Intervene]

THanks MM.. lol @ 2nd hand ones on ebay. ew

[AngryAussie]

@Intervene It is a disturbing concept

[c0rse]

shouldn't it be ask? just pointing it out - don't hurt me =o

[AussieBrock]

Lol, nice Video Angry. ;) Thumbs up.

[AngryAussie]

@AussieBrock Thanks!

[AngryAussie]

@AngryAussie Fixed, thanks!