Brox News

[divinesleeper]

You forgot one very important thing Brock. Some of them can actually read the comments. Still, no big loss I'd say.

[Daviticus042]

I'm a Ray William Johnson fan and I just unsubbed.

Psyche!

[Roxxi1234561]

On one of the scrolly thingies it said " did u hear Abe Lincoln died when did that happen?!!!!" oh Brock 2 funny

[captivehail]

THAT MUST MEAN THAT YOU INJECT YOUR TOILET WITH YOUR PENIUS!!!!!!!

[SillyHippoProduction]

This dog is wearing glasses. Dogs dont normally wear glasses. LOL

[luisdebest11]

Fukinq corny ass!

[DMusicMeister]

My weekend was lovely, thank you.

[TheFyroPyro]

God I love this video.

[chaz9123]

I'm going to get a dog and called him syndrome....Always telling him to get down :)

[LZKAntiMainstream]

Haha. RayWilliamJohnson isn't THAT bad :-)

[RoshiCowen]

ill sit on your moustache <3

[RoshiCowen]

WWWWWWWIIINNKK



[iliketha]

lmao your idea for floor fans is inspired, sure there are kinks but how many people could possibly have children or pets???

[farmvilleplayer1]

I WILL EAT YOUR DOG!!!!

[apd1dogg]

Why don't they have a love buttion?!

[RatePage]

was anybody reading the subtitles at the bottom??

[123jazzsie]

lol, i love how you use every other vowel then your name!(brick becker)(brock baker)

[ballztou1]

brock was the bath salt thing from 1000 ways to die?

[chobitsichigo]

Lmfao this is so funny. I cant wait for another!

[LetMehLickYou]

my dik es way bigger then ur piece of shit

[Micaela12313]

i wanna sit on your mustache!

Signed: cat

[lynnseth85]

testicles testicles testicles testicles testicles your funny

[robertdevald]

Haha RayWilliamJohnson comment on the bottom. I can read...

[JackSteel17]

I rather enjoyed all of those comments at the bottom. And yes... I do indeed wish that Robocop was real.

[MrDeathMalice]

Anyone else get the Bill and Ted's reference? (in the scrolling text) 2:50

[WondervsWoman]

RWJ <3!!!

[RainbowNoodles12]

i love the thing he says about the dog

[kartmen129]

i'd love to comments but i mustach 

[MrJohnmarston13]

Can i play that scrabble game with you?..............please?

[carbine781]

If Sopa and Pipa pass, I will punch congress in the taint.

[AntiKipKay]

Whats the video were you made fun of one of the dancers in one of rebecca blacks songs? The goofy looking ugly mofo?

[Cloby49]

Lol that's Docm77's Dear Doc intro song

[xRelentlessGamerz]

you look like Gerard Butler

[JessLuvsTater]

i wanna sit on your mustache.

[Loto9000]

Is it just me or does the nerd in the stock photo looks like the nerd in the "Hot For Teacher" video?

[TheGreenApple1206]

MAKE MORE BROXS NEWS!!!! THERE VERY FUNNY!!!!!!!

[EpicTaco9901]

Lol reading the text at the bottom is funny

[MrCubeGuy]

Ask Doc music?

[fr33man02]

Brock, you have done it again you amazingly talented prodigy of a man :-)

[RJZehnnyNMV]

How many wigs do you own in total Brock?

[McGoiter]

@RJZehnnyNMV I think 10.

[RJZehnnyNMV]

@McGoiter Awesome. Thanks so much for replying!!! x

[NK9TheLegend]

Do a reddit AMA please!

[Gunbardo]

did i hear Doc's news?

[jameso1231000]

yes i am reading the text

[0justarandomguy0]

yes I read it... my weekend was good... Wish I had a hover bored now... New youtube layouts... going to just keep on coming at you... Like that one creepy stalker you had.. BTW I like that you don't give a shit bout haters d: robo cop would be nice guy to talk too unless you just murdered someone O: I just want to see it because it is a 3 stooges movie. My dog does.... Oh and I just read every word and I am a ray william johnson fan O: I must be insane!!!!! anyways running out of characters.....

[TheWierdOne089]

So else read the text at the bottom?

[hippylula]

I WANT YOUR BABY!!!!

[everenferno]

Thumbs up if you could read the scrolling text and listen in one viewing.

[MrCassaroleCyrus]

I like it :) If you get a desk, some more background music, and pictures in the corners more often, it would look more legit :) Keep it up.

[Manutd4ever8]

You should do another Brox news.. theyre AWESOME

[McGoiter]

@Manutd4ever8 Thank you. I plan to do another one soon.

[COOLBEANS997]

@McGoiter you should do some more tommy wiseao impressions (or however the fuck you spell that name XD)

[MrBmantheman]

@McGoiter Did you know that it's sometimes seen as rude to use proper grammar while speaking/replying to someone on the internet? Weird huh?

[DarkBrandinho]

MOAR!!! PL0X!

[zoeshamrock]

LOL this was insanely funny! Please make more of these!

[noahmahkimn]

Make more these are awesome

[MrMe3101]

I WILL EATYOUR DOG

[iluvsmosh3607]

WWINK.... WINK

[Spartandude98]

like if you only paid attention to the scrolling comments! :D

[Destruktorz]

I laughed so much that I cried.

[HierTitelEinfuegen]

My weekend was nice, thanks :-)

[grg31997]

Glad to see you dislike RWJ

[AerogaSpammer]

C'mere Rape!

[Punkeosa]

Its funny because RWJ is the most hated youtuber and the most subscribed, Kim Kardasian is annoying but a successful tv show. People like shit #suchislife

[ballztou1]

was the bath salts thing from 1000 ways to die

[Bittboy]

Did you throw in the San Dimas High School Football reference in there because they suck ass? LOL they're one of the worst football teams ever!

[McGoiter]

@Bittboy I take it you've never seen "Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure"?

[Bittboy]

@McGoiter Nope, I haven't, but I am aware that it takes place in San Dimas in the future or some shit like that, haha.

[xxUrFaceLOLxx]

@McGoiter your so random XP i couldnt stop laughing hahahahahah

[ChocolateSpot]

@McGoiter can you put this a your celebrity hate mail to shoe =) all the the people tyhat lol love you! your awesome and your videos are the best everyone who hates you should just stop watching your videos instead of saying ruder things :) < * this face * ++) =) lol

[AverageJoe1151]

Idk why ppl hate on Brock so much...He is so fucking funny!

[twilightfan08291]

RAPE!RAPE! RAAAAPPPPREEE!OH SHIT I CAN'T FIND U!RAPE

[sofjewunit666]

the dog is wearing glasses.....dogs dont normally do that

[Diwasho11]

U a fuking wancy ass prick bitch get a life you fuk! -:[

[MugiwaraNoGintoki]

This guy deserves a tv show

[KnucksDaBomb]

I just needed to call 9-1-1. My friend almost died of laughter.

[Rachel412z]

So funny!!!! :D

[mrlilx123]

Thumbs up if u didnt pause to read

[ReeceYorkMusicTV]

you should do over dubs

[synshenron92]

Still more reliable than FOX news.

[synshenron92]

Still more reliable than FOX news.

[C0MEDYDUDE]

1:38

[zombification98]

yes!! hover board!! i always wanted one of those things!... is it like the ones from back to the future though, cause those are pretty slow...

[DeathByKumquat]

Haha! I defied your logic by reading all of the little scrolly word things without pausing!

[BABYFLEETUS]

i installed a floor fan in my living room. a pack of wild children broke into my house last night looking for food and other goods. their remains are splattered on my living room walls. thanks Brox News!!

[LJJT5]

hahaha 1:00 - 1:11 read the banner hahahahha

[psycho21311]

You should work for wal mart... XD I don't know why I just said that

[MccloskeyBros]

you need to work for robot chicken they could use you. im tired of seth greens voice. there i said it

[McGoiter]

@MccloskeyBros I've actually asked. They only hire SAG actors and friends of Seth's.

[AerogaSpammer]

@McGoiter Time to kiss some butts

[SuperAndy1997]

@McGoiter what is SAG?

[Ace2Donald]

@McGoiter Solution....be Seth's new bff

[hornick18]

@McGoiter that's just wrong!

[creatifve]

So... Let me get this right...

You have a greenscreen to make it blue?

[Emohunter115]

いう ウィッグ えあちょうrかt！！！

Rough Translation: I will eat you cat!

(^_−)−☆

[therhinoization5]

@Emohunter115 Get the hell out of here, you gay weeaboo. Go join your homo weeaboo friends

[RJZehnnyNMV]

You're one of the funniest guys on YouTube XD

[qwerty21567]

weird but funny xD

[JUSTINBlBER]

wow...you must be really bored, youtube should pay you to close you r accont :/

[funnystuffs8D]

@JUSTINBlBER maybe you should close your mouth AND your account (learn how to spell too)

[LJJT5]

@JUSTINBlBER and you must be bored to watch this and commet

[usbfridge]

I am a RWJ fan, and I approve the scrolling comments made by McGoiter.

[xx7Kid7xx]

DRYASS...!!! Leave comedy to the funny ppl

[Schmittens8]

@xx7Kid7xx Are you trying to draw attention away from the stick up yours?

[emberpitz]

lmfaoo, hilarious <3

[xh2llangelx]

You are the most eccentric youtuber i subscribed...but ur vids are nt bad

[Donut1298]

I would like olives on my fingers

[TheCoolguywithshades]

RWJ is a fag.



[SuperAndy1997]

188 persons had eaten their dogs by Brock.

[YGOxNGE]

I also wish Robocop was real.

[xxUrFaceLOLxx]

if your dog looks like a rocket pop I WILL EAT YOUR DOG

[TheHyperjumper]

OMG OMG hey Brock guess what YOU ARE NOT THE MOST SUBSCRIBED PERSON ON YOUTUBE but guess who is, its who you called the "most worthless human being ever" yes, you are correct it is Ray William Johnson, of and i'm 14, have better grammar than most of the 35 year old :troll: s that is trolls, and the only reason i putt : before and after is because of the Google attachment. BITCH, anyway love the YOMAMA jokes thing, other than that i hope you take an arrow to the knee >>-------( )-------> :adios:

[meganeves]

@TheHyperjumper I used to make arrow to the knee jokes, but then i took a mace to the face.

[therhinoization5]

@TheHyperjumper This guy is more awesome than RWJ himself you whining faggot.

[DarkBrandinho]

@therhinoization5 Rwj should have less subs, he doesn't deserve that much just for reviewing other vids he doesn't put any effort into his vid unlike most other youtubers

[taijutsu475]

@TheHyperjumper Well aren't we loyal followers of RWJ? Bet u never heard of the 'arrow to the knee' reference before he put it in one of his vids. Yeah so what if I watch his vids, atleast I have the common sense to not make myself look like a dick slandering another youtuber for making common banter about another youtuber. OMG OMG hey jumper, ur the troll my freind.

[chachalover13]

@TheHyperjumper Damn,the 35 year old(s) you know must be stupid cause your grammar sucks dick.

[lynx821]

@TheHyperjumper You make no sense at all. Arrow to the knee is a Skyrim reference by the way, so that doesn't actually offend/hurt anyone at all. Good try. Oh and your grammar and vocabulary sucks huge dick.

[Derryl1347]

@TheHyperjumper you suck. i like both RWJ and brock, and plus you have terrible grammar.

[vemfanbryrsej]

@TheHyperjumper Not sure if trolling or just retarded.

[MrJohnmarston13]

@TheHyperjumper HEY EVERYBODY I FOUND THE GUY THAT GIVES RWJ HIS DAILY BJS!

[TheVisibleWind]

@MrJohnmarston13 You speak as if there's only one person

[TheVisibleWind]

@TheHyperjumper A bit too obvious for Celebrity Hate Mail.

[xP0STx]

------------(arrow to tha knee)------------

[FlamerK6]

paranormal blacktivity sounds like a porno film.

[PASTAandMUSE]

Penis.

.I. <--------

[MonoxideChild151]

BROCK ROCKS !

[devilsmarksman]

wow i actually caught everything on the bottom and i agree carlos menciea sucks

[therhinoization5]

This is almost as funny as the brocks dubs.

[111222333Marko]

YAY NIPPLES!!! :DDDD

[ilijacar3]

this aint that funny...

[BACKinBLACK786]

@ilijacar3 Just to let you know, for saying that you'll probably be on celebrity hate mail 7 haha

[ilijacar3]

@BACKinBLACK786 naw man i aint hatin i just dont think its that funny

[ndrvo]

english isnt my first language and i can still keep up with the text yay for me

[NeonKoopa]

you and Ray are both awesome XD

[TWA93]

......you are the strangest youtuber Ive ever subscribed...and yet...I'm drawn in.

[ShrinkToMySize]

@TWA93 i would've said cyriak is the weirdest youtuber

[teeheexxx1]

@TWA93 *best youtuber

[halifaxskater]

I agree with the Ray William Johnson joke!!

[wearehamproductions]

Look Im fed up with all the people having a go at what brock is doing remember rebbcea black well she got the same treatment and she just kept on going so do you really think brock will do the same

[CandyCharisma]

Awesome! what software did you use?

[TheBlueSnake]

this is very ridiculous and silly. the kinda vids u wanna watch when u wanna clear ur head or are high

keep 'em coming

[TheJackattack78]

fuck you shit, retarded

[CommentFly]

@TheJackattack78 Why would you want Retarded to fuck You Shit? That's just messed up.

[Sumosak]

statistically 0 out of 0 shits will be given by me hahahaha the banner at the bottom is hilarious

[cpcomedy314]

u lie all this is a peese of shit you fag

[Hikorage]

@cpcomedy314 That's not how you spell 'piece'.

[cpcomedy314]

@Hikorage i dont give fuck u stupid cont

[juuuuuuuuuuify]

haha man you'r funny i just dont get why you have so many hater's

[zottelmischel]

Thanks and Happy Christmas

[musicsurfproductions]

haha i read the captions without pausing XD

[musicismylover94]

@musicsurfproductions lol i tried to but i could only read a little bit and my eyes hurt lawlz

[cutiepuff247]

ok i do like the me-a-horny! xD

[TheCreativeJournal]

Funny stuff, keep up the great work!

[DrBuggles1]

I did enjoy this. Congrautlations, Brock. You have done well.

[teeheexxx1]

:why:

[ishinobinaruto]

this was funny but i know you could do better

[teeheexxx1]

:yaoming:



[Panellada22]

MUSTACHES ARE COOL.

[AshDee53]

did i already mention how much i love you? probably. oh well

I LOVE YOU!!!

[FrizzyIzzychicken]

AHHH this came out on my birthday! Best present ever! Thanks Brock!:)

[JediaAssassin]

your moustache is dangerously high at 3:08

[MrFirthguy]

that was hilarious

[sameltoes]

San Dimas High School football rules!!!!!! That right there got you a standing ovation!

[raijaronchoi]

Yes, if Robocop was real, it would be really cool. I agree with the bring Robocop to life idea.

[nagatotvguy]

i think brock gave what the buck some ideas :lol:

[culchiecorner]

Yeah, just troll it up Why dontcha, your just gonna give him fuel for the next celebrity hate mail. heresa template to start you off....FFFFFFFFFFFAAAAAAAAAAAA­GGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[JaedynAlyssa]

"Did you hear that Abe Lincoln died? When did THAT happen" LOL.

[hexennacht]

This just wasn't funny. I like almost all of your other stuff a lot, though.

[566223564]

To be honest, I love your work. I do! I just have one thing to say. I love you dearly, but not queerly.

[whyweclimb]

Love your work bud, but this is too close to Ron Burgundy and just doesn't have your punch.

[TheAvenueKid]

Aha the bath salt and scrabble thing was one of your Facebook statuses about a month or so ago xD Its still funny xD