Also I just love watching the girl from Alphabeat doing the intro to "Hoppipolla". So unbelievably cute. Like one of Santa's little workshop elves or something.
@Gaiacarra They're definitely told which intros they'll be doing before the show. Kelly Rowland said "Nobody knows this song. I didn't know this song, did you know this song?" during her episode.
i think it should be pointed out that english is not her first language therefore nomatter how much humour she has it won't be as quick as the rest because she has to think about the meanings of the words and maybe even translate them before she could 'get' a joke.
@phantomsonlylove this was the first show to be recorded after the Russell Brand / Jonathan Ross Sachsgate incident, in a week where the tabloids were attacking any potentially offensive BBC comedy. Simon was probably worried, after the Russell Brand episode wasn't allowed to air, that Buzzcocks might be banned if it got too rude.
You mean the poppy? Remembrance Day symbolic badges mainly used in the UK and Commonwealth countries to remember the fallen in WW1. It's actually a really normal thing to do in the UK
Mr. PhiMine. I do not know if you are a homosexual, lord knows I'm not. However, if you would like, i would make love to you as a Thank you gift for all these uploads
I'm sorry, but is that Simon being genuine at 9:20 ? Is that him genuinely agreeing with someone about something? It's like watching a dog walk on its hind legs. O.O
@cornishpastie9 I meant it spoiled the show for me :( Everything's going fine and funny and then some weird bloke comes on singing songs of the proletariat and shouting 'comrades' all over the place. o.0 That rather gives me a terrible shudder than make me laugh.
@kwsn What? I just expressed an opinion, why does it have to bother you so much? And yes, of all things on the show, amidst the perfectly funny and entertaining fake-insults that I would just laugh at if Simon said them to me, this whole communist stuff is indeed upsetting on the other hand. Lucky you must not live in a place where it was the reality for most of the previous century, I assume. I don't think I should feel like a wank for not finding communism funny. o.0
Why are people saying Alexei has no sense of humour? I thought he was quite good in this episode, and moreover most of his jokes were about himself in the first place. I think he has a lovely sense of humour.
i do like the song boyfriend, although 'fascination' is quite annoying...but i do have to disagree with the negative comments about stine b/cause i think she's just adorable here (not as adorable as Simon in his bunny outfit obviusly ) ;)
I'd like Anna more if she wasn't such a prude. I saw her show and she was all about "How dare teenagers watch this kind of filth on the internet? Brrumph-brrumph."
Well sorry if I sound insincere patchwork, but part of her programme was stupid. Thought it'd have a decent attempt by Channel 4 to have some frank, honest sex ed for teens, but as soon as it got to the teens and the kind of Jackass style porn they find funny, her conclusion was pretty much,
"This is not funny. This is disgusting and they're gonna copy it. Ban them from the internet before they start defecating on each other."
There were two conclusions to jump to. They both depend on the word 'like'. I read 'like' as 'similar' instead of 'enjoy' because there was no 'I' in front of it. In fairness, it was ambiguous at best, and 'authentic disapproval sound' does sound a bit sarcastic.
Stine is basically a functional retard. Alphabeat is the embodiment of mediocrity in music. Thanks for uploading this, we don't get NMtB in Denmark, sadly. We do, however, get a fuckload of Alphabeat.
I watch these episodes like five times a month and STILL can't get the intros.
ComedyPAB 4 days ago
Oh God that woman who was in Celeb Air needs to fucking shut up. My God...
ClawlessReaver 6 days ago
It was so adorable when the girl was like "Ding-dong, Ding-dong, Ding-dong"
tq3eufiy 1 week ago
your mums a bunny suit..
deanafrojackherbert 2 weeks ago
Also I just love watching the girl from Alphabeat doing the intro to "Hoppipolla". So unbelievably cute. Like one of Santa's little workshop elves or something.
naryanr 1 month ago
There's a whole song in Majora's Mask that sounds exactly like the "I am the Walrus" intro.
naryanr 1 month ago
9:09 what kind of song ? hobby polar ?
Deadlyfool 2 months ago
@Deadlyfool Sigur Rós - Hoppípolla
weemanling 2 months ago
How do these people remember the intros to so many fucking songs??
Gaiacarra 3 months ago
@Gaiacarra I'm guessing they listen to them and practice it a bit before the sow.
thegirlwholived57 1 month ago
@Gaiacarra They're definitely told which intros they'll be doing before the show. Kelly Rowland said "Nobody knows this song. I didn't know this song, did you know this song?" during her episode.
jsmyrski 6 days ago
When his ears fell off, i just wanted someone to yell out "He's not a real bunny at all!"
Jam2Evos 3 months ago 2
I'm not a lesbian....I'm a RABBIT :)
EnglishPony 3 months ago 10
A giant rabbit quells a Communist uprising -- god I love British tv.
maksattax 3 months ago 10
aww love simon he's so cute lol
luvsimon16 4 months ago 2
I love Jack.
MuriKakari 4 months ago
'when you came on as a rabbit, i thought 'life's alright actually'"
lololol
y0viv0cantand0 4 months ago
yes I love Sigur Ros!
stevebloodymckenna 4 months ago 2
0:59 It's 'should HAVE' not 'Should OF' you fucking airhead.
jettison27 5 months ago
that blonde closet lesbian has absolutely no sense of humour or personality!
crimsletons90 5 months ago
@crimsletons90
i think it should be pointed out that english is not her first language therefore nomatter how much humour she has it won't be as quick as the rest because she has to think about the meanings of the words and maybe even translate them before she could 'get' a joke.
Tamashi88 4 months ago 7
whats with the whole family-friendly-attempt thing?? lol i love it but still
phantomsonlylove 5 months ago
@phantomsonlylove this was the first show to be recorded after the Russell Brand / Jonathan Ross Sachsgate incident, in a week where the tabloids were attacking any potentially offensive BBC comedy. Simon was probably worried, after the Russell Brand episode wasn't allowed to air, that Buzzcocks might be banned if it got too rude.
buntyh0ven 5 months ago 3
@buntyh0ven ooh, i see. thanks for clearing that up.
phantomsonlylove 5 months ago
"Don't laugh. Do the tune!"
spider23000 5 months ago 10
So many Donnie Darko jokes he could have done!
"get out of your weird bunny suit"
"get out of your weird human suit!" :/
TabbyCatProductions1 6 months ago 32
@TabbyCatProductions1 - I thought it was "Why are you wearing...."
TrollingAround 3 months ago
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ilytopy 2 months ago
@TabbyCatProductions1 it's "why are you wearing that stupid bunny suit?"
mancunianhardcore 4 weeks ago
That blonde girl comes off a bit retarded
DODODADATUMTEETAAA 6 months ago
What is that pin that all of them are wearing?
chocolatestardust 6 months ago
@chocolatestardust a poppy
BlankMaster000 6 months ago
@chocolatestardust
You mean the poppy? Remembrance Day symbolic badges mainly used in the UK and Commonwealth countries to remember the fallen in WW1. It's actually a really normal thing to do in the UK
Trag1cVision 6 months ago
"Get out of your weird bunny suit then."
"You get out of your weird bunny suit."
Sounded like a funnier, better written version of a scene from Donnie Darko. =D
NAPNINE 6 months ago in playlist Never Mind The Buzzcocks (Series 22) 3
Am I the only one who thinks 7:50-8:00 sounds like the beginning of a porn video?
swenjin 7 months ago
Hoppipolla music video by Sigur Ros
shakin2009 7 months ago
Stine: Why don't you get out of your weird bunny suit?
What Simon could have said: Why don't you get out of your weird human suit?
Donnie Darko reference, in case you missed it...
bareakon 8 months ago 3
Jack Dee is godly
dinaklarisse 8 months ago 2
oh god jack dee doing the intros round is possibly the funniest thing ive seen all day
katmadams 9 months ago
Sigur Rós > *
PjotrSpot 9 months ago
Mr. PhiMine. I do not know if you are a homosexual, lord knows I'm not. However, if you would like, i would make love to you as a Thank you gift for all these uploads
SterlingMaleryArcher 9 months ago 2
@SterlingMaleryArcher i would make love to Simon Amstell as a thank you gift for existing,...how about you?
layla303 7 months ago
DANISH PRIDE ! STINE I ADORE YOU ! <3
DeresBabyh 9 months ago
can someone tell me what the title of the last song is??
Hackles 9 months ago
@Hackles "Hoppipolla" by Sigur Ros.
CentaClowns 9 months ago
Stine is like all offended looking when he talks about lesbians...
she does know he's gay, right? -_-
kimroxmysox 9 months ago 6
would defo enjoy a stine and maffia threesome
knowwhatimean92 10 months ago
I'm sorry, but is that Simon being genuine at 9:20 ? Is that him genuinely agreeing with someone about something? It's like watching a dog walk on its hind legs. O.O
MaggieCredits 10 months ago
Aahhh, he should have said: "Get out of your weird human suit."!!!
unicornsification 10 months ago
I would have to love to have had David Mitchell in this episode just to see how he would have responded to Alexei
TBB1210 10 months ago 3
"Get out of your weird bunny suit then."
Get out of your weird HUMAN suit ;D
Soundfrequency 10 months ago 7
@Soundfrequency haha darko!
druxka 8 months ago
Why is it on every video of a panel show there's some douche laying into one of the guests? Just fucking shut up you insecure cunts.
MrHeslopian 11 months ago 2
'its annoying isnt it, isnt it annoying?' lolol
MeLissABakEr11 11 months ago 3
best episode EVER HAHAHAHA ><
TheInnerArcher 11 months ago
<3 Alexei's communist rally :)
ProudToBeNerdy 1 year ago 4
@ProudToBeNerdy He's a bit out of tune for a moment, though, ain't he?
SethWreckLollis 10 months ago
nah mate you're a wank for complainin about it
kwsn 1 year ago 6
I wouldn't mind having a recording of Anna mentioning her waxed asshole as my wake-up alarm in the morning.
borjon23 1 year ago 2
Communism isn't funny. :/ It kind of spoiled the show, even though Simon is absolutely adorable. <3
Bionic3333 1 year ago
@Bionic3333
What the hell? Why would it spoil the show?
cornishpastie9 1 year ago 3
@cornishpastie9 I meant it spoiled the show for me :( Everything's going fine and funny and then some weird bloke comes on singing songs of the proletariat and shouting 'comrades' all over the place. o.0 That rather gives me a terrible shudder than make me laugh.
Bionic3333 1 year ago
@Bionic3333 honestly, of all things that could upset, offend, or scare you on the show, it's jokes about communism? could you be any more of a wank
kwsn 1 year ago 6
@kwsn What? I just expressed an opinion, why does it have to bother you so much? And yes, of all things on the show, amidst the perfectly funny and entertaining fake-insults that I would just laugh at if Simon said them to me, this whole communist stuff is indeed upsetting on the other hand. Lucky you must not live in a place where it was the reality for most of the previous century, I assume. I don't think I should feel like a wank for not finding communism funny. o.0
Bionic3333 1 year ago
@Bionic3333 Communism rules ok(?)
almanacofsleep 8 months ago 2
Was Jack ever on Shooting Stars?
SpiralOfWhite 1 year ago
@SpiralOfWhite
He was on the 15th anniversary special a few years back.
lesterclaypool1 11 months ago
Alexei Sayle seems lovely.
SpiralOfWhite 1 year ago 5
I Am the Walrus is the first song I've ever been able to guess from this, lol. I was so excited!
mousesandwich 1 year ago 2
Ahhhhh...Communism...
RAWMansonBoy 1 year ago 4
i love how Simon seems so self-satisfied after Jack tells him that his bunny suit had made him happy :)
EmilyyyyH 1 year ago 51
I kinda wanna marry Jack right now.
TattooedKittie 1 year ago 4
Why are people saying Alexei has no sense of humour? I thought he was quite good in this episode, and moreover most of his jokes were about himself in the first place. I think he has a lovely sense of humour.
Jack Dee stole the show though!
happyjellyfish 1 year ago 12
@happyjellyfish I love how Alexei carries on singing when a pink rabbit-suited Simon tries to stop him!
antster1983 1 year ago 2
Don't laugh, do the tune!
popothedragon 1 year ago 3
Watching Jack Dee do intros was the highlight of my day
vegakapera 1 year ago 4
lol - the song at the end is the one they use for the 'happy' stories on x-factor :)
AvalaDemson 1 year ago
"SOLO! ... ding ding ding..."
lollypop36 1 year ago 2
watching jack dee go ding ding ding ding and woo! is just epic lol.
BrokenSmiles91 1 year ago 4
hahaha alexei sayle is from my hometown :)
lostskate4evaxxx 1 year ago
I thought Jack Dee and Simon were BRILLIANT here! :)
AntonioTheEchidna4 1 year ago 4
i love jack dee :) ahaha
alexisyeas 1 year ago 3
why is that celeb air winner on the show? can't stand her, whoever she is:/
xXDarkMagicianGirlx1 1 year ago
Whats the song at the end? X
LolllipopAndRainbow 1 year ago
Are you a lesbian?
No, are you?
No, thank god! I'm a rabbit
Danism1992 1 year ago
6:40 did anyone else think they did Dizzee Rascal fix up look sharp pretty well
oORedeemerOo 1 year ago 3
i'm so warm
get out of your weird bunny suit
YOU get out of YOUR weird bunny suit
i'm not wearing a bunny suit
your mum's a bunny suit
beccaweccakins 1 year ago 11
i do like the song boyfriend, although 'fascination' is quite annoying...but i do have to disagree with the negative comments about stine b/cause i think she's just adorable here (not as adorable as Simon in his bunny outfit obviusly ) ;)
cathyL08 1 year ago
6:10 i love simon :)
beccaweccakins 1 year ago
this is quality
rashnudread 1 year ago
5:56 ? Can't quite make that out but everyone's laughing so I want to know.
imagineaboringlife 1 year ago
sigur ros, absolutely amazing.
allcapsss 1 year ago 5
simon is soo sweet in that bunny suit.
Roxy101lol 1 year ago 9
Hahaha, Simon makes me laugh! :L
He's so honest!
ILoveMrPoynter 1 year ago
God, I haven't watched this in ages, and for some reason I assumed it was shite after Mark Lemarr left, but I can't believe how funny Simon is!
11235RS 1 year ago 9
suprising this is such a hillarious episode, without noel or bill. but i do love phil and simon! ! !
thepatchworkheart 1 year ago
ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding BRAHHHLARAHALALALARAH!!
EllysaE 1 year ago 2
I'd like Anna more if she wasn't such a prude. I saw her show and she was all about "How dare teenagers watch this kind of filth on the internet? Brrumph-brrumph."
PurushaDesa 2 years ago
like your authentic dissaproval-sound! ! !
thepatchworkheart 1 year ago
Well sorry if I sound insincere patchwork, but part of her programme was stupid. Thought it'd have a decent attempt by Channel 4 to have some frank, honest sex ed for teens, but as soon as it got to the teens and the kind of Jackass style porn they find funny, her conclusion was pretty much,
"This is not funny. This is disgusting and they're gonna copy it. Ban them from the internet before they start defecating on each other."
More media effects bullshit.
PurushaDesa 1 year ago
wtf? ? ? i wasnt being fucking sarcastic. i genuinely thought it was funny. but now i see what a total waster you are- jumping to conclusions.
thepatchworkheart 1 year ago
There were two conclusions to jump to. They both depend on the word 'like'. I read 'like' as 'similar' instead of 'enjoy' because there was no 'I' in front of it. In fairness, it was ambiguous at best, and 'authentic disapproval sound' does sound a bit sarcastic.
PurushaDesa 1 year ago
a what the hell. lifes too short to start cusses with ppl you've never met. next time i shall member my grammar! ! ! XD
thepatchworkheart 1 year ago
Sorry I misread you before. I wasn't trying to do the grammar Nazi thing - just saying why I mistook the tone.
(And thanks for introducing me to the line,
"Come on Noel. Lets a get a panini.")
PurushaDesa 1 year ago
teehee
thepatchworkheart 1 year ago
after a while jack dee's 'ting ting ting ting' sound unhuman :D
lostskate4evaxxx 2 years ago 3
I've never seen Jack Dee laugh so much! XoD
antster1983 2 years ago
This episode has a really sad mood to it, Simon's obviously a little sad about bad ratings, poor pet.
nollafyzzil 2 years ago 7
it's less about poor ratings and more about Sachsgate, isn't it?
classicmold 2 years ago
Yeah it does :(
I blame the haircut and lack of Bill, it never was the same!
supercatwd 1 year ago
Are you a lesbian?
Umm, no.
Good... thank god.
Are you?
No... I'm a rabbit.
ILYinthemorning182 2 years ago 273
@ILYinthemorning182 your moms a rabbit
BIZ3LE 1 year ago
It would have been great if Simon had told Stine to get out of her woman suit.
notthatbasic 2 years ago 10
she really is clueless though xD
Manekdk 2 years ago
the whole joke of that wasthat it didnt make sense.
thepatchworkheart 1 year ago
I kind of just want to cuddle Simon.
sillygillybean 2 years ago 227
Why does Anna talking about having her arsehole waxed turn me on?
MattSavage2006 2 years ago
its gud 2 c alexei sayle agen
pacbizkit 2 years ago 2
i think the first intro he did was the most upbeat i've ever seen jack dee lol
lostskate4evaxxx 2 years ago 6
ha ha simon the bunny trying to silence a socialist uprising XD
lostskate4evaxxx 2 years ago 16
When Simon says "Your mom's a bunny suit" and Stine just says "No", it really shows her great sense of humor..... Not!
Tjellevejrup 2 years ago
whats the last song?
smintchun 2 years ago
Hoppípolla by Sigur Ros
effingRockJonny 2 years ago 4
i am also trying to work it out
Outcastdiving 2 years ago
Stine is basically a functional retard. Alphabeat is the embodiment of mediocrity in music. Thanks for uploading this, we don't get NMtB in Denmark, sadly. We do, however, get a fuckload of Alphabeat.
Kagehelvede 2 years ago 91
You're welcome!
PhiMine 2 years ago 7
@Kagehelvede Why the hell do we get so much Alphabeat?! :|
Jellyfish124 1 year ago
@Kagehelvede stine is amazing not a retard and alphabeat are the fucking best! :D
zoemcphail 1 year ago
@Kagehelvede
She's cute and elfin, though.
borjon23 1 year ago
@Kagehelvede Og skål på det!
Proglove85 7 months ago
I watch these at the end of my school days at uni, they make me feel a little bit saner ... thanks heaps Phil =)
Twigs0wot 2 years ago 51
you're welcome!
PhiMine 2 years ago 8
what does simon say the song is at the end ?
LoveHughes16 2 years ago
jack and the sex woman look like they would be a nice couple.
celebxoxcouture 2 years ago 11
Rofl, I don't think many people got the "rabbit" pun.
sianisit 2 years ago 3
I think it's pretty obvious
KingKungFuCantona 2 years ago
DON'T LAUGH DO THE TUNE!! Love Jack!!
xsexinessrmsx 2 years ago 8
This has been flagged as spam show
What is the song called at the end?
jimlad94 2 years ago
Cheers for all of these... It makes my work day so much easier
CamthalionZA 2 years ago 29
No problem!
PhiMine 2 years ago 4
the communist chap is quite entertaining.
so is the bunny costume.
ah, nmtb at its best (:
MissFletcherFletch 2 years ago 17
part one never appeared in my subscription box but i see it now :D sooo nvm :) lol
BGDPPL 2 years ago
ok!
PhiMine 2 years ago
part 1?
thanks for posting:D
BGDPPL 2 years ago
Part 1, what?
And you're welcome!
PhiMine 2 years ago