Complaint Letter (as read by Alex Gaskarth of All Time Low) from Hank "Hitman" Hart

[MaydayParade14XD]

OMG all of last night my mom was complaining on how they were vulgar and all i kept saying was MOM NO ONE ASKED YOU FOR YOUR OPINION....*MOM DEATH STARE* i love you.. ENJOY THE MUSIC ♥

[paintmeanythingx3]

"Oh, I kid, I kid, but seriously, let's go on."

[kaelhbk]

I love how the guy is trying to rip off Bret "Hitman" Hart the wrestler what a jackass

[MissTylerBlackburn]

Lol the swearing makes the songs way better it creates atmosphere ! That guys a dick! Go Alex!

[MandeeFreak12]

"'he had asked a member of the crew to perform oral sex on him and described the size of his penis.' So basically I said 'Yo Danny suck my tiny penis'" lmaoo

[cRaZyGiRlGoNeMaD]

"(from letter) i found the language of the group deplorable, rude, offensive and vulgar. (alex) FUCK !" XD



[cuove]

Voice of reason: If youre playing an UNDER AGE show. Id be respectful of that fact.

[chixieme]

@cuove you're kidding right? parents these days who think their kids are all innocent and never say the 'f' word, need a MAJOR reality check. There is not one child over the age of 12 who does not know what "dick", "pussy", "fuck", "asshole" or any other slang term means. And if there is, they're being extremely sheltered by their family.

That's just the way the world is today so if any parent has a problem with this, then cut your child off from the internet+music+tv. That's all there is to it.

[cuove]

@chixieme you go girlfriend

[chixieme]

@cuove no really.

[cuove]

@chixieme OH NO SHE DI' NT

[RunningFromAdams347]

@cuove but they weren't :)

[RunningFromAdams347]

@cuove (playing an underage show)

[alicialovexoxo]

@cuove "No it wasn't. Anyone was allowed to go. My parents were there." -Alex

And anyways why should All Time Low care? It's their band and they should be able to be themselves when they perform. It's the parents jobs to decide whether they want their child to hear that language. And like @chixieme said most kids 12+ have already heard all of those words.

[svnh93]

@alicialovexoxo lol u mad bro?

[DancingFoolxxx]

@svnh93 Why is that the only response people like you have? "U mad bro?" I'll tell you why, cos you have nothing left to say when you realise nobody wants to hear what you have to say and you want to look cool. It doesn't work, you just end up looking like a douche.

[svnh93]

@DancingFoolxxx Old news is old. But you are quite entertaining.

How did you know I just want to look cool? That's it. I want to be the cool kid on youtube. You got me, you dancing fool, you.

Lawls.

[cuove]

@alicialovexoxo Just because children 12+ have heard things like that doesn't mean they SHOULD. By your view 12 films can have all sorts in them because "HEY ITS JUST THE DIRECTOR PERFORMING THEY WAY THEY WANT TO. ITS THEIR FILM"

[DancingFoolxxx]

@cuove But that's true. It is their film. Just like it is their music. And what difference does it make? when you've heard "swear words" for the first time, it doesn't matter how often you hear them after that. What I don't get is; why are some people so afraid of WORDS?! That's all they are.

[cuove]

@DancingFoolxxx Do you mind if is disagree?

[DancingFoolxxx]

@cuove Not really. Just, people shouldn't find vocabulary scary or let it make them uncomfortable. At the end of the day, it's their music and if you don't like the swearing and it's enough to put you off then you've made your choice.

[3METALover3]

They're adults, they can do whatever the fuck they want. And besides, the reason this band isn't a total bitch act like justin bieber whereas they have a little older fans ranging mostly from middle to high school girl and guys like me, their use of language and vulgar humor has kept them out of the "bieber" zone where they can't do anything they want like swear. Like if you agree.

[eMiLyRaE11ATL]

that is fucking priceless !!!

[1997capricorn]

i would hate to be that guys daughter omfg

[sarweber22]

I love this!! It made my week!!!! This will be added to the list of things I love about all time low!! 1. Actually made a list 2. Trashing talking parents awesome 3. NJ Hahahaha sorry but I don't believe your a real state

[Tay12313]

I'm sorry. Is Zack talking?

[Tiffany97ATL]

Shit my dad's probably gonna do that >-<

[xXForeverxWinterXx]

My mom took me to an ATL concert. They talked about how Jack was going to be Pikachu for Halloween and have a giant penis that ejaculated lightning bolts. She laughed her head off and joked about it later... xD

[anneajogia]

this was on my birthday! :-)

[YeLlOwPoLkAdOt93]

this is why you dont bring parents to an all time low show :)

[Holly24681]

0:20

Jack: Hes gonna kill us <3

[1997capricorn]

i would hate to be that guys daughter. that would be super embarrassing.

[xxpooserlantsxx]

SO EPIC.

[DanielleATLblAh]

epic quotes lawl xD

"I'm 57 years old and have been to hundreds of concerts - clearly"

"one of our songs is about a one night stand and I defiantly say casual f- in the verse"

"The show you played was an underage show - no it wasn't... anyone could come...my parents were there"

"its not my fault that there a rumour that under the bridge smells like a diaper"

Infact this whole vid is epic!

[s0ciallyawkward1]

01:53 lol the background is so relevant

[chrizzyra]

HAHA THIS IS ONE OF THE REASONS I LOVE ALL TIME LOW <3

[angel0634]

"Hey, parents, I'm watching you. And if I see anyone complaining...this guitar? Yeah, wailing it at your face." HAHAHA

[MissGrumpygrrrrrl]

Just out of curiosity... in what song does he mention "casual fuck"?

[misspiddles158]

@MissGrumpygrrrrrl A Party Song (the Walk of Shame). The lyrics are: Nothing more than a casual fuck / isn't that just how we operate?

[Tinhatflat]

All Time Low are sooooooo shit.

[DanielleATLblAh]

@Tinhatflat then why watchh thiss video:/.

[Amaree96]

"HOWEVER! However, That is true! That is just a well known fucking fact."

xD

[hahaha69teehee]

See I'm 13 and I already went to my first atl concert, and I know my parents would probably get pissed. And that is why I don't go with them EVER.. I go w/ friends.-.-

[svnh93]

14 year olds and their parents don't belong at a rock show. Period.

[EricDeBordOFFICIAL]

@svnh93 hey im 13 and i REALLY wanna see All Time Low LIVE urgg dont be that way

[svnh93]

@EricDeBordOFFICIAL The simple fact that you can type a sentence correctly just proves my point.

When your old enough to go to a show without your mommy, you will actually enjoy it. I 100% stick by my statement children and their parents do NOT belong at a rock show, ruining the show for other people who aren't children. Besides, you 13. Your music taste will change.

[ThatsJustPerfect]

@svnh93 I have been to several concerts with my parents, my first one I went to with my dad and I was 13. What you're basically saying is that people below 14 aren't allowed to go to concerts with their favourite bands? Who the fuck are you to decide. And how can it ruin the show? if you can't enjoy the show when kids are there then I think you have some problems to sort out :-) just stop caring so much about other people. Who cares.

[svnh93]

@ThatsJustPerfect I'm just saying you will appreciate it much more when you grow up. And people who worked for their money and payed for the ticket (instead of their mom and dad) will appreciate the show much more without a bunch of screaming pre-teens around. And I just said 14 as an example. It's not like 14 is a magic age.

And didn't say I was anyone special. I just simply have been to too many shows where children like you bring their parents and then parents bitch it's not "appropriate".

[xotoastmasterxo]

@svnh93 i was 14 when i went to my first ATL show.. and i brought my mom....

[svnh93]

@xotoastmasterxo Watch out, we got a badass over here.

Oh, by the way, you might want to learn how to use correct capitalization. Unless you want look like an uneducated preteen.

[xotoastmasterxo]

@svnh93 First of all I was not implying that i am 14 now. Thank you very much. Secondly i really don't think that simply stating a fact is grounds for giving a person an attitude.

[svnh93]

@xotoastmasterxo Cool story, bro. But no one said you're fourteen now. I was just saying that your comment made you look like an uneducated preteen(14 isn't even preteen age, you twit). And it is quite hilarious that you (judging by your comment) should be old enough to know grammar but you still don't know punctuation or capitalization (I should be capitalized too genius).

Oh, and you're very much welcome.

[xotoastmasterxo]

@svnh93 Haha, this is fucking great. I never knew anyone could get this upset over grammar.

[svnh93]

@xotoastmasterxo If I was so upset would I have comment on how hilarious it was? Because last I checked, comedy and angry are too different things. Honestly, you are a bit slow for your age.

[xotoastmasterxo]

@svnh93 im not going to even continue this argument because it is clear that i am obvious talking to am immature cuntbag.

[svnh93]

@xotoastmasterxo Ohh, I'm a cunt. Lololololololol.

And argument? Hardly. This isn't even a disagreement. It's just one of us can use proper English and the other is a wee bit dense.

But bye, darling. Have fun with your mummy at your next concert. :)

[alicialovexoxo]

@svnh93 First of all, this is Youtube, not English class. It's not that @xotoastmasterxo doesn't know grammar/capitalization/punctua­tion maybe she just didn't care because its youtube. NO ONE cares. And just saying music should be enjoyed by all ages and young fans CAN appreciate a concert just as much as older fans. Concerts are about the music, and EVERYONE should be allowed to go see a band they love no matter their age.

[killerflyingmonkey]

Hey parents I'm watching you. If I see any of you complaining tonight, this guitar... whaling it at your face. LOL

[bethfTV]

That is just way too funny! This makes me wanna see them live even more:D

[s0ciallyawkward1]

ahh, i kid, i kid, but seeriously, let's go on.

[DAaddictgirl]

@s0ciallyawkward1 mhmm lol

[morg942212]

seriously....my mom would probably love them because she loves to cuss.... so...yeah...

[bekkah265]

i just LOVE zack in this video lol

[jalexxbarakarth]

I'm so glad my parents love ATL. Hahah (:

[frenchfries37]

if parents listen to atl with their kids is weird cuz parents get pissed off when someones says fuck on stage. Atl does it and it's cool

[AnaliaLovesBen1995]

the fact bout jersey is easily exhibited in what most teens my age call cool jersey shore snookie is sleeping with a random guy every 5 mins

[AmberRocks1994]

im from jersey...

[xNeverShoutCarlyx]

@AmberRocks1994 So am I. But really.. it is true... And, atleast they notice us(;

[AmberRocks1994]

@xNeverShoutCarlyx this is true they'll always remember jersey

[xNeverShoutCarlyx]

@AmberRocks1994 <3 Hehehe. This video made me piss my pants.... So it's okay. xD

[MusicMad942]

My friend's parents are taking us to se them as our very first gig. We're 14 :L:L

[AnaliaLovesBen1995]

whats the name of the song about the one night stand

[ThisFaithIsLost]

@AnaliaLovesBen1995 A Party Song :)

[gooch4779]

@AnaliaLovesBen1995

A Party Song (The Walk Of Shame)

[RizzAndCrackers]

@AnaliaLovesBen1995 Weightless 

[xmissjadie]

This is why I love them!

[AvengedKingsLast15]

I was so busy laughing at the letter and Alex that I did not even pay attention to Jack. His reactions to the letter are just as hilarious! LOVE THEM!

[TheKnightmare123]

"hey danny suck my tiny dick" LMFAO

[bekkah265]

"your group was playing in jersey, making a comment that the best thing about jersey is that the girls are easy to sleep with"

"HOWEVER, however, that is true. thats just a well known fucking fact."

[casamberz]

this is why i love them. they can hate my parents and rebel as much as i do :P

[bekkah265]

"oh good for you man, you met cher."

[F0r3v3rSumm3r]

My mom is an all time low fan and thinks they're hilarious and loves their music lol

[corteynicole2]

@F0r3v3rSumm3r

Mine does too. lol



[iKneeyol]

i LOL'D at this SOO hard :')

[glamourkillsjagk]

"cool guy"

thanks to alex i say that all the time:)

[MoonchildSummer]

He's right about the Jersey girls.

[TheSuperMehan]

this is why I don't bring parents to concerts! go with friends instead! duh! 

[omgwtfhoneybbq]

They're all just cracking the fuck up. xDDD

[KWANLOONGTER]

Fuck is very usual word nowadays, fuck off Hitman.

[JalexGK]

God this guy what a fucking dick!! ATL are the best band ever and hopefully this guys daughter will act more like ATL and not him : an uptight piece of shit !

[mandirawr]

3:10, look at jack laugh after alex talks about how the girls in new jersey are easy to sleep with. :D

[Pride4TheDownfall]

That one dislike is Hank "Hitman" Hart.

[whoaitsnikkibby]

my mom has heard worse from me on youtube

[LifeSucks13100]

'Pay attention to the lyric.Sir' haha gaskarth always polite

[MiniMuffinMix]

WTF??!! This dude obviously doesn't know ATL AND It's hustlers that well! NONE of us even those of us underage (I live in the UK therefore NOT underage as I am 16 well...in the uk anyway, just thought you should know) we are not inncoent little girls and I hope you all agree we LOVE their vulgar sexual behaviour it's part of their charm! :D And most of the sings they sing about are innuendos or straight up sexual refrences ;) I love however they are this dude know jack shit!

[janelleharms11]

HAHAHA I love Alex for all the reasons in this video! Haha he isn't afraid to be himself. Swoon.

[halley1333]

My mom went with me to an ATL concert a while back. I was all worried about it because I figured she'd freak out over it and whatnot, but she was strangely ok about it. She went to the top section where the rest of the parents were and afterwards she was like "I just dont see why they have to curse so much" but she didnt act like it was that horrible or anything haha

[ImFeeNominal]

Why would your parents go to a concert with you?... That's weird

[littlemissattitude10]

HA i went to an All Time Low concert. Jack and Alex were talking about blowing each other. Afterwards, my mom "didn't like them at all"...nice. I won't be going to another ATL concert again for a whiiiile

[ljoneill97]

what song is he talking about at 1:20??

[12345cheer6789]

@ljoneill97 A Party Song (Walk Of Shame) Its on Nothing Personal :)

[ljoneill97]

@12345cheer6789 ohhhhhhh ok!! i forgot ithat song said that lol thanks!

[12345cheer6789]

@ljoneill97 Haha:) You're welcome. :)

[7MillionLimes]

@ljoneill97 He's talking about A Party Song (The Walk of Shame). One of the verses says "Nothing more than a casual f***."

[AmystikaAngel]

My day has been made, thank you alex lol.

[MsSqueezeyy]

note to me: never take mum to a concert of ATL

[aqua398]

haha I'm going to see them august 12th and i'm 14.. good thing my brother is taking me :) lol

[ljoneill97]

@aqua398 WHERE????

[aqua398]

@ljoneill97 Edmonton Events Centre

[kaylielizabeth96]

The fact that I live in Jersey made this ten times better. lol

[ljoneill97]

@kaylielizabeth96 SAME lol

[shiningstar0721]

"Oh i kid i kid"

"But lets go on!!"

hahahaha i love this! <3

[1967UpstairsBrain]

Horrid week. Click on this video (which I've already seen like 5 billion times), see the comments quoting Alex, and I'm already laughing. Alex Gaskarth, you are truly an amazing man. <3

[101bassninja]

All Time Low is my *fucking* favorite band. I'm 14. My dad took me and my 14 YEAR OLD friends to see them on April eleventh. 2011. <3 He didn't care. :)

[mdb392]

lol rian at the back with the drums.

[JbLuvr117]

Oh my god I love them so fucking much.

[misskmichelle14]

My cousin brought her 11 year old daughter to an ATL concert with us.

She loved it.

[MissSuperHero109]

Fuck you Hank Hitman Hart!

[MsDancergurl]

I didn't realize how much of a leader Alex is.....wow....

[shiningstar0721]

ohhhh how i love this <3

[Brookeann013]

My heroes :)

[gingaprincess13]

oh god... im 14 and my dad brought me and my friends to an atl concert... he doesnt give a flying fuck about the language, this dad just had a stick up his ass.

[ellaandsharks]

i love them so frikken much!

[RadicalSituation]

may i ask what camera are you using?

[ImiiNotOkay25]

"'was an underage show' - no, it wasn't! anyone was allowed to come!" xD

i love their on-stage presence :') i'd love to see ATL live :)

[popsiclewonderland]

All Time Low is amazing everyone should listen to them regardless of age heck they came out when i was 14 a freshmen in high school and now im in college and 19 too but everyone be happy and listen to All Time Low cuz they really help you get through life even when no one else is there for you their music will always be there!!

[iluvarabians19]

@shel2lo We can like who ever we want. I mean when you were 14 I'm sure your parents wouldnt want you going to a concert alone. I'm not trying to be mean, but I'm just saying your making it sound like ONLY college students can and should listen to All Time Low. I'm 13 and my parents let me listen to them and let me go to their concerts, I'm not a fan of their language either, but that's only because it's against our religion to use crude language. I do agree All Time Low is amazing though :)

[SheFailsHardcore]

@iluvarabians19 and @shel2lo, i'm 14 and i dont give a fucking shit about their language, i love them, end of story ;D

[Riritto]

@shel2lo you know what? i'm 17, i'm in college and i love ATL. Everyone should listen to them, if they want to. seriously, when i was 14 my parents didn't let me go to concerts alone either. and you know what else? i'm planning on going to see them in Madrid, but the music festival is 18+ and i'll still be 17. i'll turn 18 six days after the concert. if i have to go with my dad, I WILL. and as you can see, all the 14 year old girls commenting on this video don't give a fuck about their language.

[Missaness15]

The fact that there is no dislikes on this video says enough. EPIC!

[gemtwin16]

Oh good for you .... You've met Cher :) -3

[ShadowHeartization]

wtf? this was in new jersey and i didnt know about it?

[electronarwhal]

hey! jersey shore showed the whole world jersey girls are easy!

but just so you know there are cool parents out there when my mom took me and my friend to atl jack talked about getting to second base and after the show my mom was several guys got there me not even on purpose! (she got stuck near the stage idk how) XD

[AwkwardPerson343]

This made my day <3

[xStarrOfficial]

Love. This <3

[angellovechick62093]

My dad loves them, just like I do, and I'm going to see them in May, and my dad will be right there with me. (:

[AllieFieldston]

@angellovechick62093 you are sooo lucky!

[AllieSucka]

haha! 0 dislikes!

[xxxalltimelowloverxx]

Beautiful.

[natalietrox23]

hahahaha I love them. They are quite unique... :]

[Justwantowatchavideo]

this made my day.

[Justwantowatchavideo]

that made my dad.

[rachelrox68]

My mom's taking me to the Toronto show... I sent her this video and told her "this is what you can expect" :)

[iwantcandy6789]

@rachelrox68 haha my dads taking me in April...oughta be fun huh? lmao

[lauraofdublin1]

This just made my day :L

[Isiska24]

BEST video of all time low I've ever seen.

''Danny, suck my tiny dick' bahahahahaa

[alltimeblowification]

Oh my god, they never fail to amaze me! I love them!

[atlroxmysox98]

after this im even more excited to see the look on my dad's and my friends dad's faces when we see them in april XD I wonder whats gonna happen when they see all the bras thrown onstage...

[xberecca95x]

I love Alex so much for reading that out and taking the piss out of it. :'))

[1997capricorn]

This is why i told me mom that i wasnt going to take her (technically she would be taking me but im not going to allow her to take me) so my 18 year old bro is taking me (:

[froggymush]

after watching this video i can happily say that i'm looking forward to the concert more than ever now...and the look on my mate's dad's face xD

[xxRayenxx]

WIN hahaa!



[xoxokayleigh]

LMFAOOO XD my mom was the same way, she thought it was inappropriate, but she dealt with it xD lmfaooo this is so funnnny(:

[littlemissattitude10]

ever since I saw this video, I've been stressing. haha they're coming to Tempe in April, like 3 days after my birthday and my mom promised me she'll take me but I don't know if i'm ready to face the post-show awkwardness between her and I. hahaha oh well these guys are so worth it! (as long as she doesn't tell my dad) :D

[kewXatl]

I laughed so hard at the 'danny suck my tiny dick' part!

[Whatsername569]

Dear Alex, please marry me and have babies with me. xD

I am such a stalker.

[Laurengensaft]

This just made my day LOL

[jacobyy46]

i'm 16, and my dad insisted on coming to the dirty work tour with me. he said (and i know this is true, hes not just saying this to make sure he can go with me to spy on me) he likes their music. he pretty much likes all music. he's gone to see blink and met them when i was little. i am extremely jealous. well im getting waaay off topic. ok my point is, i keep telling him not to go, but he just want to go. i dont think hell be mad like this guy though. blink 182 is the same on stage lol.

[CoffeeShopGrl1]

I kinda give props to the girl who brought her dad. Cause most likely she got grounded or something with a dad like that after the show.and u no,she knew what atl is like. But she was willing to risk all of way she took for one night with them

[SamiRageAllNight]

Everything he said made me die laughing. Everyone knows, if you go to an ATL show you have to expect the word 'fuck' to be said about every 5 seconds if they aren't singing, and vulgar and crude things to be talked about. <3 I love them. I love their shows.

[atlbabe2]

I'm from Jersey and there are so many girls that are easy to sleep with!!! I ain't one of them thoughh

[ineedmusic18]

God, I love Alex.

Ps, I don't think ATL has underage shows. This guy's an idiot.