All I Want For Christmas (is to kick your ass)

[TheChrislikespie]

valve orchestra can play rock, techno, soft rock, country, polka, classical.

but this is the first game there they gets LYRICS in

[TheMegaMagikarp]

Someone should make a mod to play this during the Dark Carnival finale. =P

[TheChrislikespie]

@TheMegaMagikarp you do in christmas time

[UCSPanther20]

What do you get when you mix Molly Hatchet, ZZ top and add in a large quantity of extra belligerence?

Answer: Midnight Riders!

[unclejohn2007]

zz top on steroids

[RDSBlackstriker]

Just think that these guys are some VALVe employees.

[RobotBenderr]

Francis would've love this song is they ever made Left 4 Dead 3 with this song and Francis in it.

[totallful]

LoL miranda crosgrove+midnight riders= all i want for christmas is your ass XD

[queenkong23]

Only thing I have to say is awesome song I like it

[Deffgun]

Damn, I want to see midnight riders on MTV

[IinferusS]

@Deffgun mtv sucks

[spudeism]

I´m naughty nacho nice...

[TheDestroyer9001]

55 people got their asses kicked for christmas

[FrozenKoolAidDude]

Anybody else up for a Midnight Riders VEVO?

*10 minutes later*

*This comment has 57 dislikes*

[ASoldad]

I had to fill out a form for Secret Santas at school. "Favourite Song" was one of the things we had to fill out....

Guess which one I put.

[samuelfradanmark]

way betta than justin bieber and lady gaga!!! :D

[SFtheWolf]

@samuelfradanmark What did that even have to do with this. Stop trying to whore for thumbs up.

[MrRoberto471]

4LL 1 W4NT F0R CHR15TM45 15 T0:00 K1CK Y0UR 455 !!!!!!!!!!

[ShyScissors]

I love that description.

[VoroRefumeee]

this song made my holiday

[CrazyIW]

Merry Christmas everyone!

[thebritishgeek]

merry christmas all :D

[a0001521]

All i want for christmas is a video game but all i got was a god damn jacket

[spamdude060]

All right it's Christmas. Time to kick some asses!

[Nathantheloser]

I come by each year.

[ilikespace1337]

TOMORROW IS XMAS

[supergamer1221]

@ilikespace1337 TODAY IS XMAS

[radtke1965]

All I want for Christmas is a piece of ass!

[ptiseb95]

I want Zombie Apocalypse...

[dreadhawk123]

All I want for Christmas is a Red Ryder 650 shot repeater BB gun

[whitetrashoutlaw]

This music sounds a lot like Nashville Pussy.

[DJatomika1]

@whitetrashoutlaw maybe your a pussy :3

[whitetrashoutlaw]

@DJatomika1 Nashville Pussy is a band you stupid fuck.

[whitetrashoutlaw]

Rad song. 

[control88able]

Now i wanna kick someone right in the ass :P

[magicaIpineapple]

woah i didnt even know this channel existed until now

[SiggsGBR]

Got some milk, got some cookies...got a SHOTGUN TRAINED UP THE CHIMNEY D:<

[MaNiaC9001]

They look like ZZ TOP and Red Fang

[pcjackerfromhell2]

DOUBLE SNOW POWEEEEEEEEEEEEER!

[30thcenturycow]

Merry mother-fucking christmas!

[DeathBlade182]

I'm all up for a Left 4 Dead 3 in 2012.

[rebelrecording]

i lived on the streets,& in the woods for over a decade.no one taught me to fish.& it was the kindness of people willing to give their time that saved me!No one taught me to fish,& im still here!!!!i own a recording studio,now,& have a living,& a roof over my head!No thanks to people that think like this!!!!!I was given a chance,& i made a best of it!Thats all i have to say.Thats caring about something,or someone besides yourself,homes!We dont all get to drive our mommies & daddies lexus!

[lilryanps3]

WOO!

[anamelikemine]

I am so happy that I was never given charity. Now I'm not weak like the rest of you.

[Helios1311]

Playing it with the YouTube snow = win.

[xMasterKaix]

@Helios1311 LOL

[raptorhunter104]

valve: on the first day of christmas my true love gave to ma a crobar under the christmas tree on the second day of christmas my true love gave to me 2 episodes and a crowbar under a christmas tree

on the ,......wait what comes after 2?

[AstatPanSkoczyslaw]

All I want for Christams is Half-Life 3. It's time to finish it's story. Riders,kick Valve's ass too and tell them to do something good.

[MrFizzyShow]

@AstatPanSkoczyslaw what the hell doest that have to do with the song? Srsly go get a life

[ACFan120]

This is the sequel to "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa"

[goblinfing]

52 people are jew

[raptorhunter104]

@goblinfing dude thats harsh

[goblinfing]

@raptorhunter104 why?

[TheRancor44]

@goblinfing another comment that is a joke about how VALVe never released a third game (no HL3/HL2 EP3, no Portal 3, no L4D3, no TF3 and so on. Also Meet the Pyro, since he is the 3rd class after Scout and Soldier.)

[MLister97]

Christmas hasn't been the same since the Zombie Apocalypse, It's even Better now

[ThreeFull3]

nie rozumiem...

[MrShnoxdog]

All I want for christmas is the Orange Box!!!!!!!!!

[marizzametal]

when i heard this song for the first time it reminded me death proof for some reason.then i found out why! search for Death Proof soundtrack:Willy DeVille - It's So Easy ;)

[palamarisGR]

52 kids dont know how to fish!!!!

[kiolole]

@palamarisGR nono, 52 kids got kicked in the ass

[Aitorciaco]

All I want for Christmas is not L4D3, we don't need it, just more free DLC.

[radtke1965]

All I Want For Christmas (is some damn good crystal meth)

[Cannovich]

I too want a L4D3 with the Midnight Riders. Just not as characters. But they should definitely be there. Maybe as NPC's. Just to see them in a new game would be awesome.

[ORENGEcarot]

L4D3 PLZ !!!!!!!!!!

[FrozenKoolAidDude]

Song = It's Midnight Riders, they're like a fictional Bon Jovi; you can't hate them.

Description = SOMEBODY GIVE THESE PEOPLE A FUCKING AWARD!

[DJatomika1]

and all i want for christmas is to download this song and let my asshole "friends" hear this song

[DJatomika1]

ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS TO HEAR THIS AWESOME SONG!

[kolonel1136]

Shit the description made my day xD

[ocasioliz]

Awesome lol!!!

[TheMakotoGuy13]

I'm so playing this song on Christmas this year!!

[hArbingeRofDumb]

Reading "lick" instead of "kick" brought me here.

[alpha19602]

best christmas song ever

[gygyman64]

ahhh right now i can just feel the Christmas spirit inside my vanes.

[orimarc]

That ZZ Top vibe...I love it.

[MrShnoxdog]

I wanna turned up at the crack of dawn in front of my worst enemies house (IRL) and blast up my electric guitar and sing this to them!

[savi1314]

That hilarious

[TheDarckVader]

Left 4 Dead se la rifa con cualquier juego apoco no

[JoeTheMeatbag]

They can't sing very well, there's the whole fictitious band deal, and yet this is the most refreshing Christmas song I've heard in a long time.

[SpareTimeDoodles]

Guys, if you want my honest opinion, they wont make a l4d3, they will just keep doing add ons to l4d2 and l4d, kinda suckish huh?:(

[IggyZadr]

The Midnight Riders Are Left 4 Dead 3

[Chaos5129]

@IggyZadr I think you misspelled the number 2....

[IggyZadr]

@Chaos5129

No, you silly goose, I want the Mignight Riders to be in L4D3.

[Chaos5129]

@IggyZadr IMPOSSIBLE! Valve can't count to three!

[rainar777]

@Chaos5129 LAWL so true

[Reinforcement602]

I will cover this song for 2012 chirstmas

[anakin9805]

Mean

[jnemcarlos]

All I want for Christmass is Left 4 Dead 3 :(

[radtke1965]

All I want for Cristmas is dope!!

[TheDoofuspower101]

well episode 3 is a part four now, so valve is gonna make it endless

[MLister97]

"I HATE Christmas" - Francis

I'm not sure if he actually says that i lost track of what Francis hates a long time ago

[FredericoDCC]

The Christmas is coming again, and again i'm listening to this.

[Guanosoft]

Winter is coming!

[MrCarl760]

i put that on my wish list........ yeah, it wasnt pretty when *santa* came to see.

[Corrderio]

All I want for Christmas is Episode 3...

[monkeyman1311]

which it had lyrics, its still good though

[EnergyDog23]

All i want for christmas is new cowboy boots + money.

[link123175]

@supermadman1000

You idiot. Santa stole his woman. Satin is a shade of red. A red suit.

[supersnow17]

love getting this in the passing campain after searching through the songs in the jukebox

[Derek105Huey]

All I want for Christmas is Left 4 Dead 3.

[TrafalgarLaw00]

@Derek105Huey More like, Left 4 Dead Midnight Riders Edition

[walluable]

@Derek105Huey valve cant count that far

[Tarynus]

@walluable Portal 2 Original Soundtrack: Volume Three

[Izanagi1990]

@Derek105Huey with midnight riders as pcs

[snakeeyes941]

@Derek105Huey okay that will be out in 5 years

[TheKingOfLatency]

@Derek105Huey like if you want to see the Midnightriders as the characters in LFD3

[2dittoz]

@Derek105Huey valve doesnt like odd numbers

[Prnnce]

@Derek105Huey That's not how you spell Episode 3

[collieyard]

@Derek105Huey dont you mean ALL I WANT TO CHRISTMAS IS A NEW MR SONG

[lordofzaptherapy]

Ellis: OH MY GAWD ITS CHRISTMAS!

[shawn30446]

Valve has officially made the Dethklok of southern rock.

[hunterhuntedify]

Dear santa...

[Supermadman1000]

NICK STOLE 'IS BITCH white pick up satin suit and he says that is what the guy who stole his woman

[froggerfrank]

skip dota & cs:go and make more music like this valve....

[yin41]

I would like an L4D game with Midnight Rider's band members as playable characters

[banditopants]

@yin41 They probably set that up for L4D3, I mean the first map will probably be after their tour bus breaks down.

[MrShnoxdog]

How the hell do you play this?? I've tried using power chords, but they shift all over the place and it makes your hand really tired.

[SyrupMabel]

The beginning sounds so much like "La Grange" by ZZ Top...

[Motsch4Ever]

dear, santa...

[pyroken67]

yup, music is worth so much work, 30,000H = 1 song

[DigitalBroomstick]

@pyroken67

30,000 hours, LAWL. Thats if its made by one person

[EnergyDog23]

@pyroken67 That would be 1250 days... -_-

[MultiYongs]

lord plz be fucking fucktard left 4 dead 1 and lord all i ond for the christmas is i yon na kick your ass

[MrShnoxdog]

@MultiYongs Lord, all I want for Christmas is for MultiYongs to speak proper English.

[ZOMGItsSkeffry]

Only time I headbanged in christmas.

[pookerville]

Serves them right for refusing to help kids in need!

[Daclunator]

Long live valve.

[cv0lv0g0]

@Daclunator captain obvious

they live on valve time =P

[Daclunator]

@cv0lv0g0 I never knew valve had a time measurement.

[promisedeyes]

THIS. IS. AWESOME.

[thejunkyardmaster247]

48 people got their asses kicked by the midnight riders

[JagjeetMann]

i cant hear anything?

[FreeButtSex]

@JagjeetMann Bad news, you're deaf.

[greekboy195]

coach and ellis will sing is if they survive in christmas

[ElPandaDeLaAccion]

Am I the only one who listens this song all year long?

[Vlandath]

@ElPandaDeLaAccion Well, a quick look at the comments below would tell you the answer to that.

...

Awesome song, too.

[MrShnoxdog]

Haha, it's funny how this riff sounds almost exactly like "La Grange" By Zz Top, and the Midnight Riders look alot like Zz Top.

[legofreak118]

i hope in l4d3 you get to play as them

[FrenzyMilk1980]

It's sad that this amazing band is now old maybe dead guys :( MIDNIGHT RIDERS FOREVER!

[Dweltpanic]

Coach was wrong.

[collieyard]

valve said they make a comic whit the midnight riders

all I want for chrismas IS A COMIC

[MrLucariofan1]

All I want for christmas is more Midnight Riders songs :D

[mrsmileyface543211]

I wan't this played at my wedding.

[1misanthropist]

Right up there with AC/DC's "Mistress for Christmas"

[AimeeDragon]

Coach:THE MIDNIGHT RIDERS!!!

[MrBANANAHEAD68]

@AimeeDragon Coach: EVREH LAYDEHZ DIFFRENT WHEN HAH DADDEHZ NAWT AROUND DAW NAW NAW NAW NAW NAW NAW NAW NAW!!! :D

[JennifersBodyH2]

thumbs up for listening to this song in August!

[zaku646]

@JennifersBodyH2 NO...

[doom3134]

@JennifersBodyH2 Thumbs down if you're listening to this song in September.

[Manzana1C]

@JennifersBodyH2 September :3

[1990GuitarLover]

ok, I know some think that there is no similarities between Midnight Riders and ZZ Top... If they don't think that this song sounds like La Grange (at least the rhythm guitar / intro) don't know anything about music and needs to get their ears checked...

Awesome song BTW xD

[l4d2fan123]

the midnight riders were an actual band in real life?! wow i thought that they were just desined for l4d2.

[iCaptainRandomi]

@l4d2fan123 they were

[deidaratobisasori]

@l4d2fan123 Nope. That's just fiction made by Valve. The Midnight Riders aren't real.

[XDarkAllNightX]

@deidaratobisasori what are you talking about?They are real =3,Did you read the description?

[deidaratobisasori]

@XDarkAllNightX That's what i'm talking about. :3.... It's fiction made by Valve. I wish they were real.

[XDarkAllNightX]

@deidaratobisasori =O...............What for it.... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOO

[mrcpdaniel1]

@XDarkAllNightX ... either youre trollin (badly) or just stupid ! they are the awesomest vidiogame band ever and i hope to see their own gmae but still fake

[XDarkAllNightX]

@mrcpdaniel1 tha fuck you talking about?I just said Nooo,if they do not exist them i'm disappointed...and sad.

[1cme1]

@XDarkAllNightX they dont exist, but you gotta realise... the people who sang the song exist. so in a way, they do exist.

[The95will]

I think Valve should make season songs for Dark Carnival and online they play this song around Christmas

[JobzSuckz]

Best. Wish. Evah. /o/

[nictankl]

all i want 4 christmas 2 some1 ass

[doggirlLOLZ]

OH MY GOD IT CHRISMIS!

-ellis

[judurudu]

the midnight riders Hate Santa Claus.

[thedex050]

@judurudu and they want to kick his ass

[420timkelly]

what was coach talking about "new stuff that aint no good" ? this and 'Save Me Some Sugar' are my two favorites

[Mezlx]

Jimbomcb

[artofnick]

must be in strong competition with Tarantula from homestarrunner...

[towndrunk23]

spoilers: l4d3 will feature the midnight riders as its characters.

There are 4 of them after all. Coincidence?

[schuka5]

@towndrunk23 Lets hope not for no l4d3, for gods sake i am not buying the same repackaged thing again, just with different characters, yes i own 1, and 2, but there is nothing different except for stuff that should have been in the first game, nor do i even like the l4d2 cast that much

[Technobanana]

Are they a real band or just made up for l4d? :P

[Dylly248]

@Technobanana made up sadly, but the beginning is based off of ZZ top

[Technobanana]

@Dylly248 Damn because they would be so fucking sick :P

[Caiomhin98]

@Technobanana Just for L4D, I believe.