@MikeReiner "Out of the abundance of the heart the mouth speaks." You like all Atheists are spiritually irresponsible, illogical, uncaring, and will lie your way through any issue rather than deal with it truthfully. You deserve the Reprobate mind you are about to harvest from the evil unbelief you cherish along with the darkness of your sinful mind. (St Paul in his holy epistle to Romans 1:28/32)
It's the same religion. The same God. Alterned so that it suits the new, loving Christian.
Besides, the ONLY sin NOT forgivable, is DENYING THE HOLY SPIRIT.
On your so called "judgement day", you can hyperthetically commit genocide, beg forgiveness and get into Heaven. Yet a good citizen with a good, clean record will go to hell if he doesn't believe Jesus is part of him...
It's the same stupid set of beliefs. Even Jesus believed the old testament and said that he didn't come to change it. So Even the founder of Christianity was a moron.
have you ever even read the ten commandments? because 80% of what your saying is aigainst with the ten commandments/second testament. (fighting, murder, suicide, 'burning witches', doing nothing for the world)
You know, I'm a practicing Christian (Catholic, in fact), and this is hilarious and dead on.
Actually, you don't even need to take it literally to do a lot of those things--just be convinced that you're absolved of responsibility because the Rapture is almost here.
Bahaha, awesome.
MikeReiner 1 year ago
@MikeReiner There is nothing funny about a stupid irrationale rant by a gross illogical egotistical Atheist.
MegaSage007 10 months ago
@MegaSage007 You know what is even less funny? Bringing to attention a post from 10 months ago a subject I don't give a fuck about.
MikeReiner 10 months ago
@MikeReiner "Out of the abundance of the heart the mouth speaks." You like all Atheists are spiritually irresponsible, illogical, uncaring, and will lie your way through any issue rather than deal with it truthfully. You deserve the Reprobate mind you are about to harvest from the evil unbelief you cherish along with the darkness of your sinful mind. (St Paul in his holy epistle to Romans 1:28/32)
MegaSage007 10 months ago
It's a shame. You are like children playing with fire.
clint25n 2 years ago
@clint25n When i was a child i played with fire and you're god didn't strike me down then so i'm not really sure i understand your simile.
InKa4484 1 year ago
That is pretty good, love the way he did it, reminds me of the beer commerical voice to a degree, the "Real Men of Genius"
edwardwills 2 years ago 2
Fuck, I knew those bastards wanted my iPod.
Eldxale 2 years ago 3
Great vid...reminds me of Monty Python.
WHPFord 2 years ago 2
I love the run-on at the end.. That's when I got put in stitches for laughing too hard.
MagnusFaustus 2 years ago 2
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Not everything is about the old testament dickheads read the new testament for once in your life before u go and laugh. see you in hell dickheads
yakalb93 2 years ago
It's the same religion. The same God. Alterned so that it suits the new, loving Christian.
Besides, the ONLY sin NOT forgivable, is DENYING THE HOLY SPIRIT.
On your so called "judgement day", you can hyperthetically commit genocide, beg forgiveness and get into Heaven. Yet a good citizen with a good, clean record will go to hell if he doesn't believe Jesus is part of him...
Figures...
MissRox9 2 years ago 5
It's the same stupid set of beliefs. Even Jesus believed the old testament and said that he didn't come to change it. So Even the founder of Christianity was a moron.
PathofReason 2 years ago 2
Why are there no religious comments? I hope you're not deleting them ComedyJesus, because I would very much like to laugh at them.
uni4dfx 3 years ago 7
@uni4dfx yeah im with uni4dfx.. at 8,000 views you'd hope there'd be a few keyboard warriors protecting there imaginary friend.
MAVsince1991 1 year ago
BRILLIANCE!!!!!
VirusCoNShoes 4 years ago 9
Not MY iPod, fuckers!
Screw you, Jesus!
bigalisme 4 years ago 13
I applaud and commend this son of a cheap whore for his brilliance
lesterdiamond5 4 years ago 12
Bravo!
Canaximander 4 years ago 5
"The roaches under your sink can't wait for you to fuck this all up so they can run things and have your iPod"!
That's genius! Bravo!
TrenchantAtheist 4 years ago 5
LOL! Very funny.
tygerblade36 4 years ago 2
the best explanation of the bible i've seen yet.
drakeblackhorn 4 years ago 7
This is amazing. ahaha
Kt105 4 years ago 2
ROFL Supermagicland
FlatulentOne 5 years ago 2
I LOVE your stuff! Especially this. I post this in bulletins all the time on myspace...Thanx :-)
sueyetta 5 years ago
have you ever even read the ten commandments? because 80% of what your saying is aigainst with the ten commandments/second testament. (fighting, murder, suicide, 'burning witches', doing nothing for the world)
LaZyLayDs 5 years ago
obviously you haven't read the bible in full.
all those things in the video are in the bible, along with the ten commandments.A hypocritical Bible? Yes it is.
farryakafaz 4 years ago 3
lol that was so funny
wolf2dragon 5 years ago
Hahahaha. That was awesome!
shauru 5 years ago
you just articulated so much of my beliefs about the bible in a minute and a half... i'm kinda speechless right now. you've got a new subscriber.
spencerhead 5 years ago 3
Excellent!
notunskeptical 5 years ago
You know, I'm a practicing Christian (Catholic, in fact), and this is hilarious and dead on.
Actually, you don't even need to take it literally to do a lot of those things--just be convinced that you're absolved of responsibility because the Rapture is almost here.
Mako115 5 years ago