Oh Jesus

[karakenio]

CLASSIC

[MrPisslipz]

too bad i had rectile disfunction

[JomartheGreat]

@hmlo123 i like you, you're catholic, i'm catholic too, My Name Is Jomar Divina.

[JomartheGreat]

@JomartheGreat I'm a Filipino. Male, 18 years old.

[JomartheGreat]

@XyXGaMeRzXyX Fuck you, you don't believe in god!!!!

[wjmiller132]

@JomartheGreat then Mother fuck Jesus . How's that?

[playmo0]

song eazy-e

[LadyVanDaele]

SHHHHAGGY!

[DPAnash]

AND DON'T FORGET THA HOLY SPIRIT

[thehumpalumpions]

religious comment battles just greatly add to the hillarity of this video

[LiamMcRaeMusic]

I watch this every night before sleeping instead of praying.

[Charlie616Manson]

jesus nailed to david cross?!!? fuckin halarious!!!

[ZDWario]

This shit is beast.

[iddyvanzun1]

What the fuck

[DODONGODISLIKESMOKE]

IF I POST ABOUT MY THOUGHTS ON HOW WE WERE CREATED ON YOUTUBE MAYBE I WILL APPEAR TO BE SMARTER

[tamfamaful]

TAKE A FUCKING ART CLASS! THATS THE ONLY THING THAT MADE IT RETARDED! and baggy pants arnt kool dumbass!!!!!!

[MustacheBandits]

Guys.... I think that we need to embrace the Son of God... with his awesome ass bod! =D

[RoDziLLA39]

omfg bad music worse animation WHYY GOD WHY

[MegaComputer24]

Fuck u judas u fuckin white honkey nigga

[ezraskater]

HBD jesus

[NyxRedvines]

LOL crazy.

[alek21496]

This video made me convert to Christianity.

[HeadbangerFromHell14]

BEST FUCKING SONG EVER.

[KartKing4ever]

Well that was... interesting...

[HeadbangerFromHell14]

Love the extremely hardcore gangsta-ending.

[TheDudebot09]

I'm christan and even i find this hilarious

[AshleyJosephine1234]

lmfao

[DroneFragger]

Technically accurate and in song form!! whats not to like!!

[BlackZepellin]

I'm an atheist, but, this almost converted me!

[knives4cash]

@BlackZepellin I'm agnostic, and this didn't change my opinion!

[char466]

@knives4cash Agnosticism isn't a real thing.

[knives4cash]

@char466 Oh? Then what is it?

[char466]

@knives4cash It's not anything, there's really no debate here.

[knives4cash]

@char466 Well, that's kinda the definition of agnosticism. You're neither a Christian nor an Atheist.

[char466]

@knives4cash I found the greatest article a long time ago explaining different religions and how agnosticism isn't an actual belief, nor is it an actual "state: of mind... That's the best way I can explain it. I'll try to find it for you.

[char466]

@knives4cash Here, this is basically the same thing. mmo-champion(DOT)com/threads/8­50535-Agnosticism-is-NOT-a-sys­tem-of-belief.

[knives4cash]

@char466 404 error...

[char466]

@knives4cash Huh. That's weird. mmo-champion(DOT)com/threads/8­50535-Agnosticism-is-NOT-a-sys­tem-of-belief. Try that? You included the . after champion and at the end of the link right?

[char466]

@knives4cash Oh. I think its a problem with Youtube. Try typing it into google or something

[xIIKayze]

awesome ass bod is the best bit

[Lightninstrike1]

507 jews

[x0blivii]

J-diddy

[crocks595]

that is asome it pones

[TheChrislikespie]

god may have mad light and earth

but Jezus invented basketball and backwards baseball caps

[jtessexpress]

fuh rull nigger

[4Ddreamz]

@jtessexpress LOL

[xxpoisenandkissesxx]

Yo that nigga had dreads man that kat was kool. I love sick animation, I remember vids like this and sasper back when they had their videos on myspace years ago, recently been listening to all the songs on spotify (this isnt some weird spam advert for them btw) but yeah, good stuff! :) i know all the words to almost every song, terrible when you're in public and you have "I wanna put a taco in Barrack O's cock hole" stuck in your head ;D

[bellendbasher]

Im not sure if I want to put gas in your coolant tank, or if I want to buy your CD...

Quite the quandary says I.

[bling552]

0:38 i hv the same zippo that has that pic!!!

[Bowl2010Man]

j diddy got nailed to a david cross

[BobMcCob]

Random athiest bashing quote, random christian bashing quote, random debating bash, attempt to get last word.

[trondozy]

I remember when me and Jesus went out at the local club.

Man, jesus was ballin' all over the place, he's such a fucking playah.

J-dawg keepin' it realz.

[djredmon1990]

0:58 show me your genitals

[bwolf]

Iron Maiden cover much?

[rockerchick720]

Man...FUCK JESUS!! >:O lol

[TheBlackLoungeCinema]

Jesus was like a totally cool rebel

[TheRealEzzy]

Fucking fantastic

[Ojdaweedmane]

Motha fuck judus

[11934]

Wow... Really? Can anything just be a straight joke anymore? Who gives a fuck what the beliefs are, this is funny.

[NoR3m0rs3]

I haven't seen jesus go to church once, heretic.

[iCanHazit]

why is it that on every video that has Jesus in the name atheists flock to argue. Do you have anything better to do with your lives? If you don't believe in him then take your stupid ass somewhere else

[HTBPFilms]

mother fuck judas..... take that lady gaga

[ExhumingExodus]

@HTBPFilms Lady Gaga is a God! I want to start a religion revolving around her! She is amazing and I know she is more than a mortal because she is smart and her songs have meaning! She must be worshiped!

[ScrewLimbBizkit]

@ExhumingExodus

I have nothing against gaga, but obsessive fans like you are why she gets so much hate.

And if you're joking, sorry. But I know enough people who would legitimately be serious with a comment like that.

[ExhumingExodus]

@ScrewLimbBizkit Yea, I was joking. :P I do love Lady Gaga, but you got my point, because I knew people would respond like that so I was making it into a joke.

[XxSuRrEaLiStSxX]

I can't tell if this is supposed to be satirical or not XD

[bschonger83]

classic dick

[ugotpowned23]

I'm still a Christian and it's still fuckin funny

[MyFaceBurns]

I would so be a Christian if Jesus was really like this.

[famguy1n2n3n4]

am i going to hell for laughing

[Rachman1337]

what's the deal with all the pizza in these videos?

I don't mind it, just wondering.

[Ridethecircuswheel]

@Rachman1337 Because Pizza is cool food, this fact was brought to the surface by Marc M.

[DefendedHomestand]

Lets stop debating Theism. Please? Do you think the creator of this video gives two shits on what your religous views? No one does. Christans- Show a sense of humor, I do. Atheists leave your non religous complaints and insults somewhere else. Like a forum that gives a flying fuck about your views. Can we get along now? Please?

[seanfenrir]

@DefendedHomestand people think Youtube is an outlet for all there philisophical garbage. Cant we all just... watch a vid?

[Bowl2010Man]

@DefendedHomestand amen lol

[Theonegamefreak]

@DefendedHomestand Intellectual debate is fun though.

[danielwhitman]

@DefendedHomestand your an angry muslim

[Darathath]

@DefendedHomestand And not a single fuck was given that day...

[gamingdonnie]

@DefendedHomestand This is exactly what Marc Wants! MUAHAAHAH

[foxking39]

@DefendedHomestand im atheist and i dont bitch about it so... ya this is still epic

[IVfateVI]

Lol @ all the butthurt Christians.

[eviltube1111]

@narutoninetail01 Theres nothing you can smoke to enjoy the crap that is naruto

[MusicalEargasm]

jibaa

[Saccrifix]

Dude...Ur goin to Hell. xD

[ZombieSlaver]

Gotta smoke a bowl to think this is good? Ya'll must lead sad lives to need drugs to enjoy them :P

[thatsalotofcans]

@ZombieSlaver thinking this is good and enjoying life are not the same thing, lol..

[Sdps4Iife]

SSSSHAGGY



[gestlo]

THIS GUY HAS NUMBER 666 ON HIS RAINBOW AT HIS CHANEL, and then he mocks jesus!!! IM REPORTING THIS VIDEO!!!

[memomurillo23]

@gestlo relax man, I dont think that this video would make jesus upset

[gestlo]

@memomurillo23 WELL THE guy has 666, then does this, its offending

[mongo13times]

@gestlo Your face is offending.

[DukeOfDaCam]

Click on my name here for chilly ★ gospel rap ★

[MrKakahoofd]

keep pressing 2 hes liking a vagina

[MIKE7TECH]

this is just for fun and it is not insulting the lord, so come down people.

[sladerfoster]

lol, ooh man, this is awesome

[Scrillls]

motherfuckjudas

[qwertyuiopasdfgh9328]

@narutoninetail01 smoke a bowl, then you will think otherwise.

[acau77]

the 2 top comments are retarded and sinful.

[TheMopardude]

@acau77 I agree with you, but you got to understand, alot of people are ignorant, and they will get there dues when there time has come.

[rbratton1984]

@acau77 ur gay dude.

[JESUSMARIEJOZEPH]

i love you jesus †

[GRABUZO]

456 Peoples are Jewish.

[bernardbuchanan]

i refuse to listen about this man's shitty purdue chicken.

[ReillyTheDuck]

Press 2 for Holy Spirit

Press 6 for the best line in the whole video

Press 7 for David Cross

Press 9 for muthafuck Judas

[cliffwalkinfool]

If they can find a justification for slipping some of that hippity-hop in there, I guess it's got to be legit. Does this mean that I have to join the christian religion now? Really? Shit!

[MuhammadSweepmez]

Im sick of all the fuckers commenting "the bear had a pussy" because it was on tosh.0.

[DEIMOSLOL]

mothafuck judas

[thekillerz12345]

 mutha-phuk judaz

[xomo666]

Tráápne :/

[joelakastud123]

funny part is that compared to the rap today this stuff is actually way more legit

[tyreetipke]

Oh Ho! The bear had a Pussy! The big ass bear had a big fuckin Pussy!

[jackshotel]

Christians. This song is calling Jesus "Cool" Out of the internet this is probably the best thing that ever happened to you.

[Wasabirock55]

Shut the fuck up and enjoy the video you fuckin bible humpers. Stop plaguing us with your un-legit bullshit.

[vanevaz1]

como te atreves de ablar asi de dios dios existe 

[mikechrist07]

in the end you will find out that GOD IS REAL and you will have to pay for your sins as well as everyone else who douted him and denied him im not judging you we all have different opinions about him.

[ZThanoon]

@mikechrist07 yeah and what just said is opinion so you cant say in the end we will find out...

[MyFaceBurns]

@mikechrist07 Proof. Give it to me.

[Hope2009pc]

@mikechrist07 We are all animals!! We evolved. Shut up with your Medieval BS!!

[DrKillFace]

I love his saxophone dance

[reedo1703]

Oh C'mon, without Judas, Jesus doesn't get crucified and revived! That made him! Judas was only acting out God's will and plan. Thank you Judas for giving us Zombie Jesus.

[xxwalkerxx5]

OOOOOH! THE BEAR HAD A BIG FUCKING PUSSSSSSSSYYYY!!!!!

[TheKdawg54]

@xxwalkerxx5 wrong video dude

[dunkman9595]

"I love all men, but motherfuck judas." WORDS TO LIVE BY

[wosie243]

The Holy Spirit is my new profile picture.

[bluntman305]

mutha-fuck judas

[Darkseany]

Any person who believes the word "God" is ignorant.

When christians realize that god is a word the church used to cover up many other words will be the day that christians realize that there is no religion for christ. there is just truth.

Religion is a creation of man, not the creator of consciousness.

When one stops trying so hard to interprate rather perfect what is flawed... which is the translation of the bible.. is when one will realize that the bible is only a piece of the whole...

[zakartaz]

@Darkseany your a buzz kill.

[intactGB]

@Darkseany

I'll pray for you

[TKD730]

@Darkseany troll



[nickmario88]

i find this offensive...that so many serious christian freaks take offense to this like jesus

[sonicmandx12]

I've watched this over 100 times.

And just now I realized that the ghost wearing the Jersey in the beginning is actually the Holy Spirit.

LOLOLOLOL

[brom59]

Let the power of Christ compel you.... TO DANCE!!!!!!!!!!!

[SSNietzsche]

Sickanimation got me thru my undergrad

[gaellisseez]

wdf



[flyflipper8]

mother fuck Judas

[ybrik222]

I don't care how made up God is... Jesus was still awesome.

[lailum]

you know... i find it really ironic that marc is a jesus freak, if you've watched most of his animations you'll know he is a hateful racist who makes obscene cartoons teeming with penises, vaginas and gays... no wait it makes perfect sense

[RickSulps]

Haha, Sickanimation is always funny! Check out Pedofile Steve, he's pretty funny and spread the word! Just search Pedofile Steve LOLWTF

[223johnd]

as a non believer i still like this



[Tokioka]

As a follower of Jesus, I approve this rap. :)

[Recreant508]

@LilNeffBoy well youre ignorant and fucking stupid obviously so fuck you

[Recreant508]

@LilNeffBoy 7 words? a statement isnt copywrited you inept fucking retard

[kapslo]

@LilNeffBoy time for Jesus is nothing cause he's countin' no age.

[jamieElainee]

Mother fuck Judas.

[oiluvit]

I like how Marc M's epitome of cool is driving around campus in a beat-up kia

[yogez999]

this is what there should be at religion classes

[DefendedHomestand]

Totally agree with the two top comments. The fine line between christians and jesus freaks are that christians have a sense of humor. Something that is necessary in a tolerable person.

[Fetalimperialism]

I listened to this while watching porn. Am I going to Hell?

[TheMikeyR]

@Fetalimperialism Only if you didn't cross your fingers while doing so.

[chicarbiomed]

@Fetalimperialism Not if you believe it's real. O_o rofl

[Gunslinger14ify]

@Fetalimperialism yes.

[gestlo]

@Fetalimperialism u think u're funny, u little gay..

[Weumpje]

@Fetalimperialism this IS porn

[ExtrematronYT]

@Fetalimperialism Naw man, That means you get to go to Gold Plated Heaven.

[Jeffness1991]

Jesus of compton

[anvosbacon]

0:15 free replay

[thelammingman]

FAKE AND GAY!

[obscureluzername]

I hate Italians

[nr1O29]

@obscureluzername Fuck you, you white honkey nigga.

[mssingu123]

muthafuk judas

[dougemgraves]

muthafuck judas!

[annerb1000]

eyo its easter Jesus is a zombie he rose from the dead this is a song to you J.C haha love this song bad ass and you know it!

[Silverthumb]

@FaNatTik56

Your face is disrespectful and full of cocks

[FaNatTik56]

@Silverthumb fuck u and since ur so crazy bout cocks you can go suck ur moms

[Silverthumb]

@FaNatTik56

I only have 1 mom, guy.

[FaNatTik56]

@Silverthumb wat school did u go to beacuse its not plural its showing possecion smart ass,

[Silverthumb]

@FaNatTik56

"wat school did u go to"

"possecion"

[TheCriistoo]

que de sconnnnnn pendejos cabrones

[annerb1000]

best song in the world ! fuck a Christan side hug!

[heartsthatbleed87]

Let the power of Christ compell you...to dance!

[sayonara87]

1:13 that outfit is borrowed from Nachos the Cross Eyed Cat, and the boombox he got from the poppin Loch Ness monster XD

[Psylonz]

haha mega rap

[Glickstick]

Everyone's mad because their imaginary friend is going to be mad at them.

[LooseEndsProductions]

Jesus is gonna kick your ass

[TheBasicAnyway1991]

I am a devout Christian and I am showing this to kids at Sunday School.

[kruxy404]

@TheBasicAnyway1991 is that before or after the ass rape ?

[TheBasicAnyway1991]

@kruxy404 Probably after we ass rape you.

[idiotownage]

@TheBasicAnyway1991 lol leave him, he's aussie L