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  • RIP beranard u made p laugh so much miss u

  • R.I.P Bernard . This guy is a legend on the comedy scene , and like he always said a joke is a joke sometimes crude, sometimes racist but always funny. He took the piss out of everyone and everything, in one of his videos at the embassy club there were two Asian guys at the front and he had a pop at them and they laughed like fuck!! Then next he was taking the piss out of someone else.

  • bernard manning was one of the best comedians i have ever had the privalage of watching no not because im a rascist because he was really funny, comedy is very subjective if you cant handle it then dont watch it!!

  • The best teller of jokes ever!! The delivery is spot on!! RIP Bern xx

  • PMSL.... ROFL...

  • Very funny does you more good than pills if you are feeling low.

  • Miss him. So-called comedians we have today are just not funny. Although, Sean Lock has his moments.

  • FANTASTIC F*CK the P.C Tw*ats, PROPER NORTHERN COMEDY,..YEEHAAA!!!

  • The best by a long way

  • the best

  • I like him all the more just because he does offend these self-righteous, miserable bastards. Thank you for the laughs, Bernard.

  • all you whingers its only a joke dont take it so fucking seriously try laughing not moaning

  • god bless you bernard you the best one thing people dont realize is the idea of a joke is to make people laugh and bernard did it to the end there be laughing there bollocks of were ever you are

  • MANNING WAS THE BEST

  • the best.

  • my hero fuck the lot of ya i'm not racist i hate ever1 lmao

  • winston. I suggest you read about some of the worst cases of child abuse or visit a hospital and see a child with burns and then reconsider your faith. I am a spiritual person but this has nothing to do with any organised religion. No one has gone to war or abused a child in the name of my spirituality. I doubt the same can be said of your belief.

  • If there is a God he can look forward to a smack on the nose from me when I catch up with him, on account of all the kids with disabilitys and/or suffering abuse in this world.

  • He was and still is the best comedian around

    No holds barred Bernard Legend

  • If you watch Chris Rock or Eddy Murphy you will see they do exactly the same as Bernard but its a joke and should never be taken as fact or to heart

  • What kind of a mind would dream up the "AIDS or Alzheimers" joke? What an utterly sad, sorry bloke.And the lot of you who think he was funny belong in a museum full of dinosaurs.Utterly staggering...

  • its a joke you freak

  • Now, you see, that was Bernard Mannings logic too. Which meant he thought he was allowed to say anything about anybody, no matter what hurt it gave to people "because its just a joke".I`m afraid he ouldn`t think his way out of a wet paper bag, and his sad career was built on sad people joining him in his sad & varied prejudices. Now THATS the real joke...

  • Oh & by the way, calling me a freak because we disagree is hilarious, ho ho ho...lol, tsk...

  • Its do gooders like you who have got this country into the state it is in!!! try loosening up and stop thinking your above everybody.. if you cant laugh about things whats the point in being here! FREAK!!

  • So...nathanpsmith71"..."its do gooders (like me) who have got this country into the state its in" is it? Interesting philosophical point, often said by those who just don`t like to think, much. I mean, do you think more people should be "do-badders" then , hmmm? Would less people in the country trying to be good, make it a better place to live in?

  • And calling me a freak, I think you`ll find, adds nothing to a useful discussion. But then, thats not what you`re about is it? Like poor old Bernard.Sad, unfunny, unthinking, lost.

  • I bet your against capital punishment and own a cat hug trees and smell flowers do gooding would be great if all people where like your goodself however there not and people will take advantage of you! nothing in this life has been won with words always with aggression FREEAAAAKKK!!!

  • You...have a lot to learn about how the world works friend. "An eye for an eye and the whole world is blind".Look at history, we never ever learn, yet some people still think that brute force & a big gun wins the day. Look at Iraq & Afghanistan, billions of dollars a month and endless US & UK soldiers lives & Iraqis & Afghans too, and those places are still as problematic as before (in fact worse).And what does owning a cat have to do with anything? I mean, how weird is that???

  • why have an oppinion when it does'nt count? just agree with me and you will feel much better because you will have time to water your flowers and feed the cat!!

  • Why, nathanpsmith71, would you ever imagine that my opinion mattered any less than yours?

    What kind of world would that be? Ah yes, the true colours of the average Bernard Manning fan are seen for what they truly are...fascist, under a thin layer of "humour".

  • I'm watching this vid bcs I like B.M, you're here bcs?? Do me a favour and piss off, pretty please.

  • I already had pissed off a week ago "partgas"...now you`ve brought me back to haunt you & your racist BM "fans". Bye now.

  • You're not haunting anyone so much as embarassing yourself.

    And with reference to your User page here on Youtube, if heaven is a place where I could go to and find people like you, then I don't want to go there.

  • Funny as fuck,A true brit.

  • REST IN PEACE BIG MAN

  • Go Bernard! You were and still are... Magical and a true Englishman to the core.

  • Best in the business. RIP mate.

  • very funny man

  • Classic

  • well said hitmanpaul!

  • Racist and anti semitic but a funny man

  • Coxyefc This is a Brilliant post. Thanks

  • the king.  rip bernard

  • nobody will ever replace you...the KING

  • Class act RIP King Bernard!

  • Bernard Manning Came back From The dead. Reborn as himself, only he was blind this time. Somebody asked, Hi Bernard welcome back to the world again but how does it feel to be blind,he said, Well it could be worse, I COULD BE BLACK

  • you mom likes black cock

  • Dont you Know English?

  • lmao

  • Shame some idiots have to resort to swaering every other word - the majority of english (true english) love manning and if you dont - then dont watch him - and if you need to involve peoples mothers do you think your worthy - bernard never stooped that low - and b4 u say - i am white - proud - i am not 14 and not illiterate - im intelligent educated and wealthy so bollocks !!!!!!

  • What a comedy legend this man was. Once of the greatest comedians this country has ever produced. You will be missed by more people than you know.

  • Eeeerm yes!you thick Paki, Lahore is Pakistans second largest city or should that be second largest rat infested rubbish tip.Anyway lets be fair to sonydigital it's no wonder he's so infatuated with white girls, Has anyone ever seen a good looking Paki woman they have more hair than a brown bear! Even their men insist that they cover their faces!

  • I bet that one took u ages to think up, no wonder u love bernard manning. I bet u came on here to wank over his semi naked image. That may be true about paki's, but I'm not a paki LOL. I bet they think white girls all dress like sluts and that most of em have got STD's. My point was that bernard manning is a fat wanker, u turned into some petty childish racist shit, I bet ur so proud of being white cos that's the only thing u have in ur sad pathetic little life lol.

  • CAN YOU SPELL ARESHOLE

  • fucking right smell paki bastards

  • He always has been the best comedian for delivering a line. If more Brits adopted his train of thought, we might actually be in a better situation instead of bending over for these scumbags (you know who you are). RIP Bernard. You were the man.

  • Why's everyone bothering about sonydigital187.

    He won't fuck off back home cause in Lahore he'd be plagued by flies for 12 months a year instead of 11 months in his own hovel.He's free to try and impress 11-14 year old girls in this country instead of fucking his one eyed pre arranged 8 year old cousin or sister back home and if all else fails he could find a deaf dumb and blind lesbian who would just love his ghee induced man tits!

  • Perfectly put Daz. Can't top that. lmao!

  • Eeeerm, NO! First off i'm not Indian. Why don't u go clubbing with ur mum u sad white cunt, maybe she'll link u up with her friends so u can suck out their dry, crusty fanny flaps, It won't taste much different from the pork drippings and mashed potato's that ur mum makes every day and which made manning look like ur dad, I'm sure they used to borrow each others man bra's.

  • Sonydigital187,

    You are only trying to gain speech from the publicity of a man gone from "OUR" world and "OUR" country. Don't you ever come back here and insult one of "OUR" great comics like Jim Davidson, Roy Chubby Brown, Brucie, Bobby Monk, Freddie Star, Stan Boardman. DO YOU GET IT SONYDIGIDICK!!!! SMALL BOY, GO AWAY

  • Look at his pic on the couch, that's the epitome of being british; sad, depressing, dingy, and had it's day ages ago. He represents being british down to the bone, i bit like tim henman (they're both crap)

  • you have a point,sonydigital!

  • Then fuck off home and starve to death or die of a disease.

  • That's the thing with 11-14 year olds in this country, they all act like their mums so their main goal in life is sucking cock. That's why if i wanted em they'd suck for a bag of chips, i remember doing that stuff in secondary schools when i was that age. An i swear it was only the white girls that were always so willing for a cigarette or two.

  • Fuckin FUNNY Fat Cunt! Get it Right. A True peace of England - Now A True peace of English History R.I.P

  • Fat, hateful cunt.

  • get a life sonydigital he was funny and a bit offensive, but so what, if you dont like it why listen to it you thick bastard. deal with it!

  • hey sonidigital u got two ears but one gob 4 a reason, r u in context?

  • Yeah i fuck ur white sisters all day long, i make all ur money, and i screw ur system for it's all its worth and what ??? go suck ur dad u inbred cunt lol.

  • "go suck ur dad u inbred cunt lol."

    ya sad paki, laughing at your own insults which aren't funny, fuck off back home

  • Scroungers like you fuck every white person all day long, TAKE all our money, and screws the Benefit, NHS, Education systems daily. I bet you're so proud to be a parasite.

  • sonydigital187 take it your a paki then living and milking the system lol

  • RIP Bernard one of the best comedians ever.Racist blacks are the biggest racists going massive chip on thier shoulder thier attitude is fucking disgusting out mugging people and just acting like fucking animals one law for them .Bernard is a throw back to an old era when england was england and people were not afraid to say what they wanted look at the place now its fucked.

  • too right i agree.rip bernard

  • Second that, well said Marc837. RIP Bernard. True Legend!

  • Yeh fuck off, foreign cunt!

  • What a fat sad bastard, no wonder he was so proud of being british, cos that's something he didn't have to get off his fat arse to do. his jokes are childish but he adds offence to make it seem edgy. He's a fat bastard and I hope his daughter gets raped by paki's and niggers lol

  • fuck off niger

  • pot kettle black.

  • leaving the black's out of it it just shows how ignorant you are. to wish ANYBODY should be raped is just showing your ignorance and intollerance.of anyone who is not like or has different belief's than you.go rape someone in your own country and i bet it would be your first and last sexual experence .

  • r.i.p commical geneus

  • bloody funny-rest in peace bernard

  • In Bernards own worgs, " If you dont like it FUCK OFF"

  • whos got all the fucking pencils

  • i'll have to fuck off i've got a massage!

    Genius!

  • fucking great stuff ,god bless you bernard rest in peace

  • Clan na Gael --- ( Up the IRA )

  • Scumbag and hes a fucking thick making jokes about the Irish while he has an Irish Surname.

    St. Patrick will hurt him

  • whats black and pissed off ?

    Bernard Mannings reincarnation.

  • Funny , funny Bernard, i used to go see him a few times when he appeared in Blackpool, he had his audience laughing all night, every race & colour,

  • a god amongst men.

  • Bernard manning is a legend fuck wot anybody sez, the guy is a northern hero and all u pc brigaders if uyou dont like him dont watch and dont whinge. Genuine BRIT through n through

  • here here sjonesy1986 quite right Sir !

  • God bless and good night bernard. i feel sorry for the right ons who never got the joke. RIP

  • RIP

    It is a great thing to leave this world secure in the knowledge that you are still making people smile wide and laugh hard.

    People will still be cracking up and be happy at his gags for a long long time to come.

  • what a lot of people dont know is that he raised a lot of money for charity, was part jewish and had many asian and black freinds.

    and was the best northern comedian ever

  • RIP Bernard,they can say what they like about you but you were a man of principal 'till the end . A proper comic genious.

  • Bernard was the best! Now, all you people who didn't like him, fuck off and watch your unfunny BBC 'alternative comedy'. Muppets.

  • Bernard Manning was one of the greatest comedians of all time,he will be very sadly missed by many of us,bless you bernard,may you rest in peace.

  • eee

  • Jesus and God are black so this racist fuckers really had it up there...hahahahaha

  • They'll never stop us laughin' Bernard ..top quality raw English humour that thankfully spared no-one..including yourself. Your spirit lives on ..and fuck em' if they can't take a joke.

  • Sod the liberal left-wing PC brigade, Manning was funnier than most comedians working today.

  • if there is one thing that is worse than the "PC brigade", ITS HEARING TWATS LIKE YOU GOING ON ABOUT THE "PC BRIGADE".

    seriously. it gets boring.

  • What's wrong with boring?

  • a very interesting and philosophically involved question. i applaud you for posing it.

  • Sadly, the great comic genius is taken from us, leaving the world a much more sterile, colourless, humourless place. On very few occasions has one bought some much joy and tears of happiness to so many. 'Tis poverty of the soul not to be able to laugh at oneself whatever creed or hue- Bernard, we mourn your passing and raise a glass to your memory.

  • twat

  • have some respect for the deceased please

    if you did not like his brand of humour you were never forced to listen to him

  • "may Jesus burn u"

    LOL. We have a really twister bible-basher who rapes his mother anally here. LOL

  • R.I.P. Bernard Manning, he was a great comedian, and acutally a very kind man who DID work a lot for chairty..and i am black, and english, so fuck off to ever idiot making a stupid racist comment, chances are you wouldnt say it to my face, so dont say it here.

  • you people need to relax. He wasn't politically correct, but not everyone is. He made people laugh, and never hurt anyone. It might not be p.c, but it's done now, and to be honest, he's funny. People get way too worked up about this sort of thing.

  • GENIUS

  • RIP TO MAN OF HONOUR AND GREAT COMEDIAN

    He never sucked the cock of the PC Gestapo like many other comedians. If I go power, I would Throw all them Politically Correct bastards in the oven in memory of the great man

  • Just listened to both of these and I can hear a lot of JOKES. Most don't sound racist to me. Misogynist, critical of the stupid etc and a few 'irish jokes'. (I use the term 'irish jokes' as we brits know what that means but most countries have the same joke with a different nationality substituted for the 'butt'. The point is the JOKE!)

  • As for those of you whose wit in response only seems to consist of 'go home' 'black cunt' 'paki' 'get back on the banana boats' etc. I truly despair.

    And as for 'he said what the audience were thinking but didn't dare say. He was no more or less a racist that all of us' - You are a racist, and a fool.

    They are JOKES!

  • Get back! Get back! To where you once belonged! The Beatles were haters my nigger! You know this shit. Get back! Ge....

  • Everyime i've been to see Bernard there have been black and asians in the audience and they all seemed to love him, i don't see what the problem is?

  • bermard manning a true manchester legend,

    rip

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  • tasteme are you Mary Whitehouse's long lost son.....?? you seem to have a real be in your pretty bonnet about Bernard? I am sure he would have LOVED your reaction.... take the bait and run with it you dick....

  • some very good jokes.

    shame there are sad and hateful people out there.

    thank god theres an antidote to all that pc crap.

  • lets hope that twat stan bordmann gets it next hes a twat with them fuckin football songs rot in hell bordmann

  • Saw Bernard live,had me in tears of laughter.

    The total best.

    Just sorry to read all the bad remarks from on these lefty do gooders. There are Muslims burning our flag in Pakistan and nothing said,but Bernard told a few jokes and just read the backlash.

    RIP Bernard.

  • good point

  • Bernand Manning B.I.H. (Burn in Hell)

    Here lies a fat bastard racist cunt

    Who didnt look at his own beer belly

    Died a fucking faggot

    Only to burn in hell where he belongs

    May Jesus burn u

  • Bernard's incredible success was due to the fact that he said what the audience were thinking but didn't dare say. He was no more or less a racist that all of us.

  • KING OF COMEDY REST IN PEACE!

  • Long live Bernard! If you dont like him go back to your own country. Simple.

  • bm would be laughin at y'all anyhow

  • he was a comedian for fuck sake calm down pc brigade degsy

  • Hahaha, I'm so glad he's dead and I want everyone who likes him to feel deeply saddened because they're cu*ts who don't deserve to feel happy because they admire a racist, fat prick. Its so good to know he is dead!

  • fuck off to your own country if you dont like it

  • No-one can say anything bad about Bernard Manning except FUCKING LEGEND. That man changed the face of comedy and people who dont see that should fuck off. R.I.P bernard you will be sadly and deeply missed.

    Sympathy to his family and friends.

    PS: To the people who are slagging him off you guys are a bunch of hypocrits. The guy has just died have some respect. People who insult those who have just died are worse than people who may tell a few racist jokes. Maybe you should all burn in hell

  • Bernand Manning B.I.H. (Burn in Hell)

    Here lies a fat bastard racist cunt

    Who didnt look at his own beer belly

    Died a fucking faggot

    Only to burn in hell where he belongs

    May Jesus burn u

  • thank fuck USA and our troops are bombing the shit out of muslims....fucking cowards

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  • HHHmmmm.Make a racist comment then call someone racist.Your a clever bloke.

  • but your still a foreigner.

  • get a life loser and stop spamming. Were you outside the concentration camps watching the Jews being killed as well. loser

  • Jesus christ will see to that evil bastard now

    bernand manning B.I.H (burn in hell)

  • Jesus Christ? I thought his last name was God, seeing as he was supposed to be gods son... or was god his step dad? Anyway, I bet Jesus and God both love Bernard, he will be up there now, making Martin Luther King cry and stamp his feet lol

  • crappy1111 a white nigger is what you are,a white boy so awestruck by blacks you wannabe one,you sad cunt,you probably try to sound like you have a JA accent as well you dickhead lol

  • tasteme61 you PAKI CUNT! BLACK WANKER!

  • tasteme61 WE GREW HERE U FLEW HERE!!! SO FUCKOFF :)

  • tasteme61 is exactly what bernard was on about...a white nigger lmao

  • lol gunnergraham that doesnt make sense you silly white shit

  • ok black cunt as least Bernard Manning made fun of you and that dirty black skin...love that hair...roots grow out and hair into the head....lol

  • ill put the stick up your arse and hear u scream...that'll be good shit, worship..i believe in jesus...he who will put Bernand manning just where he belongs right now...

    bernand manning B.I.H (burn in hell)

  • tasteme61 i think i can smell your chicken & rice on the stove burning u better go & see to it. u speerchucker

  • cos us blacks rule things dickhead...just look at footie, england would be dead if it weren't for us!

    bernand manning B.I.H (burn in hell)

  • tastme61 you are a total clown.... now go and find a nice bunch of sticks to worship or something....

  • tasteme61 u jungle bunny clown hater u. u r so racist.

  • yeah cause england were shit in 1966?

  • typical that your a black. always got a chip on your shoulder. stop dealing and die of aids scum

  • go rape something u nigger

  • IF YOU WATCHED FOOTBALL YOU WOULD HVAE NOTICED ENGLAND ARE ALREADY DEAD. BLACK'S OR NO BLACK's

  • GENIUS - why is it that its ok for blacks to tell jokes about blacks - jews to tell jokes about jews etc etc etc - SAD FOR COMEDY YOU NO LONGER HERE BERNARD - RIP

  • bernand manning B.I.H (burn in hell)

  • tasteme61 this place england became hell when it invited the likes of u to come over and live here on the bannana boat.

  • RIP Bernard they ll b laughing upstairs today

  • so all u 2 faced cunts u know who u are, going on last week about bernard being a fat lazy cunt for missing his first gig in 60 years 2 weeks ago have finnaly got your wish. but i cant help but notice you've washed over your vented anger with rip bernards your the best. when last week he was a sad fat racist cunt to u lot. bernard was great to us true fans. it should be the pc brigade burning hell now not ower Bernard resting in peace. rip

  • I got my computer from PC Brigade.

    They are very nice people. Why should they burn in hell?

  • big fat cunt lets hope stan bordman gets it next the twat

  • you kno very little m8!!!...wanker!...not you mr manning!..rip

  • No hairybogroll, Roy Chubby Brown next, then Jim Davidson and then Stan Boardman.