@Brenda0312F , im 15 years old and i love waking up to the today show. i dont know where your from, so your basically saying there not allowed to have any personalities on live television? darling grow up, yes we all have opinions but yours is invalid. if you dont like it why do you watch it?
@danMX96 Ha Ha...no your just ignorant, immature and childish. Im fine. Use your "grown up words next time you try to engage an adult in conversation if you ever plan on being taken seriously.
@Brenda0312F It's just a morning entertainment show, not an actual news show. it's basically for stay at home mums to watch in the morning :P You know, like good morning america or whatever you have in your country.
lol at the people hating against karl. jelous people, they are two great friends you idiots. shutup before i crack your face. love you karl and lisa !
he's alittle shit ...but who knows what go's on behide the doors of T.V ..im not saying she would touch the little man god help him if he did ..you should see her old man big bugger lol she lovely but him grrrr
She's a class act thats's for certain, and surely 60 minutes is just around the corner for her...
but the self opinionated moron husband with his pirate bandanner..lost the plot long ago imhofarg him off babe..he's a LOSER. I reckon Mark Bouris would look after you the way you are meant to be, and if he's not interested ..>>> I AM<<<
I want to know what she wears when her oaf husband,wearing nothing but a bandana,fucks her like a little bitch. She must hate her life when that missing link pounds her with rough and oafish doggy.
Thank goodness we don't live there MikeMths35 ......we are the lucky country..........and no one called Monahesia, Latwonda, Clomodia and any other porchmonkey name
@beaubeau142 fuck off 'Beau', what a gay fucking name.... and we can't be all that of a lucky country when we have redneck hillbillies like you stinking up the joint... now piss off back to whatever white supremacist site you came from...
if he said "fuck your tits look good in that top, i could see myself doing my bolt on your face" then that might be some sort of sexual harrassment, god knows i got in trouble at work for saying that... nearly cost me my job as a primary school teacher!
@atomicnortherner I'm australian but i read VIZ magazine, its a crude humoured english magazine. check it out. i'm glad this comment got a good response, i like to leave amusing comments around. i've done a few videos too. i reckon if you are looking at shit like this then you you might as well check out my videos as well.
karl and lisa are the unofficial married couple..they actually have fanatastic chemistry on air..wonderful stuff..hope their respective other halves are ok with this..these two are class above the rest
Yeah, Australia is like CHINA when it comes to sexual repression. Not much better than ISLAM. As a free society we still face severe penalties for even minor transgressions of sexual taboos.
@MikeMths35 That's cause Australia Kicks ass! In america they'd probably sue McDonalds if there are 4 slices of pickles on a cheeseburger when it's stated that there are 3 slices (for arguments sake)
Not only that, we have a full metric system, america fcuk me dead has everything from everywhere. Metric currency, imperial measurement system, except weight, americans measure things in grams and the like yes? no wonder the rest of the world doesn't take america seriously.
@ibainesy Actualy, here in America, we have these people called liberals. They want everything to be politically correct, so nobody gets their feelings hurt. Little do they know, the world is not a nice place, but they sure do try to lie and bullshit you into thinking that, unless you can think for yourself. That's why America sucks as far as everyone always being so fucking butthurt over the smallest things.
@SlobbyHill Funny that America actually has freedom of speech in their constitution, but people would go 'can you believe he/she/they/it just said that?' when someone/something says something that has mild sexual references or a swear word on TV.
Australia knows how to take a joke. Ie the black faces that pissed off Harry Connick Jr on Saturday Night Live. How the fuck else do you impersonate 4 black guys and a white guy. Fucking ridiculous.
@MikeMths35 That could certainly be considered sexual harassment here, but it's up to the individual to press charges, and most people have a sense of humor... In any case, they would surely have chalked this up to comedy; I wouldn't be surprised if this was scripted...
It really depends. It's a situational thing, and depends on the people involved. Some people will take it as a joke, others will have a big cry and it ends up in court.
@420AUSTRALIA my partners useless is what she said in the last video i watched and i know she meant it to have two meanings, and you can just feel the sexual tension between these too
@Brenda0312F , im 15 years old and i love waking up to the today show. i dont know where your from, so your basically saying there not allowed to have any personalities on live television? darling grow up, yes we all have opinions but yours is invalid. if you dont like it why do you watch it?
MzKristen03 2 days ago
The assistant at 1:07 looks very good showing cleavage.
Whateverintheworld 1 week ago
@Brenda0312F yup your a straight up weirdo!
jaslester2009 1 week ago
Pimpin' ain't easy.
SkullOfYorick 1 week ago
dudes pimpin. prolly bangs them all
werdtothewerds 2 weeks ago
dont mess with karl and his long stabby thing
coolquietguy1 2 weeks ago
This would get on my nerves if this were my choice for news information. Seems very unprofessional.
Brenda0312F 2 weeks ago
@Brenda0312F you just got on my nerves and you seem like a fuckwit
danMX96 2 weeks ago
@danMX96 Ha Ha...no your just ignorant, immature and childish. Im fine. Use your "grown up words next time you try to engage an adult in conversation if you ever plan on being taken seriously.
Brenda0312F 2 weeks ago
@Brenda0312F Or you're just uptight?
PickleThatOnion 2 weeks ago
@Brenda0312F It's just a morning entertainment show, not an actual news show. it's basically for stay at home mums to watch in the morning :P You know, like good morning america or whatever you have in your country.
PedicPranks 6 days ago
Stefanovic he voted his himself a million times to the TV awards and still no one respects him.
AlienBusDriver 2 weeks ago
lol at the people hating against karl. jelous people, they are two great friends you idiots. shutup before i crack your face. love you karl and lisa !
MzKristen03 3 weeks ago
Grow up Carl haters, these two are great friends off TV which is why he can tell her his honest opinion. Jealous much?
south6bt 3 weeks ago
What she was wearing wasn't any better.
DerMortos76 3 weeks ago
he's alittle shit ...but who knows what go's on behide the doors of T.V ..im not saying she would touch the little man god help him if he did ..you should see her old man big bugger lol she lovely but him grrrr
badboybaldy1 3 weeks ago
this carl cunt man probably roots every bitch by that " swing over here "
JimITheBanDit 3 weeks ago
Carl is such a smug arrogant douche, how the hell did he ever get a gold logie. I guess Australian TV really does have low standards.
sampson152 3 weeks ago
Paul Henry is gone kick his ass into cable hell
Renejayet 3 weeks ago
He's such a nerd *yuck*
kukkaFeatures 3 weeks ago
99% sure Carl is the MAN. To to have some one on TV that says what he thinks is what makes this show the success it is. Coshie doing this I think not
TWASME1 1 month ago
Carl is such a seedy creep sometimes
SuperBenjimite 1 month ago 8
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Thurbane316 1 month ago
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0:48 he's looking down her top.
stiaroff 1 month ago
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stiaroff 1 month ago
Cans on make up chick at 1:07. Mmm, I'd like to powder that puff.
MrRogerDaily 1 month ago 6
99% certain every guy in Australia would tap that.
CoDHut 1 month ago
@CoDHut DAMN STRAIGHT!!!!!
BUTT3RYHD 1 month ago
Dude, Australian news is so much more chill than American News.
MattMahael 1 month ago
@MattMahael this is not news, it's a morning show.
platepluscup123 1 month ago
@platepluscup123 It has news in it. Most morning shows do. I suppose it's not straight news, but most news shows aren't.
MattMahael 1 month ago
This is the quality of the news on Today too. What a bunch of light-weights.
Geekman333 1 month ago
Lisa Wilko shoulda been a porn star!
gregdafaggot 1 month ago
I didn't see no boob
Rhinoroids72 1 month ago
She's a class act thats's for certain, and surely 60 minutes is just around the corner for her...
but the self opinionated moron husband with his pirate bandanner..lost the plot long ago imhofarg him off babe..he's a LOSER. I reckon Mark Bouris would look after you the way you are meant to be, and if he's not interested ..>>> I AM<<<
Prenty52 1 month ago
She's absolutely an ANGEL!!! OMG... Can we import her to America!!??// Wow!!
VikingRaider 1 month ago
You guys liked this? all they did was talk about what happened earlier...corny
Montegoman66 1 month ago
The wardbrobe function here is her ass on my face.
AcruxSolus 1 month ago
1:07 boobs!
MrDerby2u 1 month ago 2
id love to dump sperm inside lisa wilkinson!!
geezyoursoft 1 month ago 2
All talk little substance. I want to see a REAL "wardrobe malfunction"
CanberraUser 1 month ago
So how long do you think Carl has been tapping that ass for?
dogooo50 1 month ago
clearly banging.
1991Dgray 1 month ago 3
I want to know what she wears when her oaf husband,wearing nothing but a bandana,fucks her like a little bitch. She must hate her life when that missing link pounds her with rough and oafish doggy.
KochieButtersmack 1 month ago 3
ok
Dayzephrin 1 month ago
is that it?
chanbaratime 1 month ago
what is this shit? never mind, i don't care; next video...
Claytron830000000000 1 month ago
im proud to be aussie
myfavouritemartain 1 month ago
it was fucken hot. I'd def nibble her date
riskygjk 1 month ago
They are both fetal malfuntions.
qotsaandsoadfan1 1 month ago
if she had a shaved head , she would look like a dude.
SpecialAgentOrange1 1 month ago
@SpecialAgentOrange1 dud if any1 had a shaved head they would look like a dude
arbuckleazz 1 month ago
@arbuckleazz wrong. some bitches can rock the shaven look , check nicki minaj. This bitch just has got a masculine jaw and wide skull..
SpecialAgentOrange1 1 month ago
THEY DEFFS ROOTED
72deamons 1 month ago 69
Thank goodness we don't live there MikeMths35 ......we are the lucky country..........and no one called Monahesia, Latwonda, Clomodia and any other porchmonkey name
beaubeau142 1 month ago
@beaubeau142 fuck off 'Beau', what a gay fucking name.... and we can't be all that of a lucky country when we have redneck hillbillies like you stinking up the joint... now piss off back to whatever white supremacist site you came from...
vMrMysteriousv 1 month ago
Karl should have donned a shit-stained bandana and asked Lisa if it reminded her of anything.
KochieButtersmack 2 months ago 2
Come on Karl,say it!:"Put on one of your oaf husband's shit-stained bandanas.You know,for credibility purposes."
KochieButtersmack 2 months ago
if he said "fuck your tits look good in that top, i could see myself doing my bolt on your face" then that might be some sort of sexual harrassment, god knows i got in trouble at work for saying that... nearly cost me my job as a primary school teacher!
misfitcaveclan95 2 months ago 147
@misfitcaveclan95 hahahhahahahha good one mate!!
forbzy1590 1 month ago
@misfitcaveclan95 Still teach, and who did u say that to?
PureS0u1 1 month ago
@misfitcaveclan95 If this isn't ripped off from another comedian I am guessing your English?
atomicnortherner 1 month ago
@atomicnortherner I'm australian but i read VIZ magazine, its a crude humoured english magazine. check it out. i'm glad this comment got a good response, i like to leave amusing comments around. i've done a few videos too. i reckon if you are looking at shit like this then you you might as well check out my videos as well.
misfitcaveclan95 1 month ago
@misfitcaveclan95 hahahahahahahahaha
allclasschris 1 week ago
@misfitcaveclan95 are you Hank Moody?
whityjack 6 days ago
Nice way to CENSOR away my most thumbed up comment you arse-wipes.
KochieButtersmack 2 months ago
get in son
soccerstarz154 2 months ago
I wake up with Yesterday
VoiceOfAnAngel123 2 months ago
this news is awesome!
dreamitupforever 2 months ago
i fucken hate karl that stupid little cunt
Stundardy 2 months ago
makes me want to visit Australia.
Shigogaboo 2 months ago
karl is such a pimp
forever1def 2 months ago
KArls drunk again lol
thatsit07 2 months ago 3
ARE THESE THE SAME BROADCASTERS WHO WERE HAVING SEX WIT THE Wii
cgshreryy 2 months ago
@cgshreryy yes, good old aussies lol
ShogunWarrior13 2 months ago
@cgshreryy well duh! what was your first clue?
AustralianWolf11 2 months ago
Press 7 repeatedly to watch him wank
Goolutionite 2 months ago
@Goolutionite why are you watching a guy wank?
GrayBoombox 2 months ago
pause at 1:09
h7p10 2 months ago
how in fucks name did i get here from "your a faggot, harry"?
Metanator 2 months ago 5
love to see this in the UK
searcher57 2 months ago
karl and lisa are the unofficial married couple..they actually have fanatastic chemistry on air..wonderful stuff..hope their respective other halves are ok with this..these two are class above the rest
icemanlifechannel 2 months ago
Autralia is like merikah, but upsidedown.
ZImpresive 2 months ago
He is soo hot!
aoifewest 2 months ago
ahhhhhhh i love ausie morning shows...
ParanoidPumba 2 months ago
from long stabby thing and now this video. wow. what a crew
armyaviationproud 2 months ago
So much sexual tension!
UltraMegaSimLover 2 months ago 84
Yeah, Australia is like CHINA when it comes to sexual repression. Not much better than ISLAM. As a free society we still face severe penalties for even minor transgressions of sexual taboos.
FREEDOM NOW!!! FREEDOM NOW!!! FREEDOM NOW!!!
CanberraUser 1 month ago
He's being a total tease and she's loving it. I wouldn't be surprised if they were at it in their own time!
popaddict 2 months ago
The fashion girl on left of screen at 1:07 has a nice push up on.
MicMogul 2 months ago 4
so much tension between them two always. wouldnt be surprised if shes taken his dick a few times
areyu93 2 months ago 5
they must fuck offset
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imlolkittens 2 months ago
lol on comments here
imsohornynwet 2 months ago
I'm not a Karl Stefanovic fan, but 0:52 is quite funny.
ShadesAtKnight 2 months ago
MILF.
peanutpete23 2 months ago
just press 4, now THAT is all.
Wouter259 2 months ago
0:49 checking out her new bra
nicko198718 3 months ago
1:06. That is all.
superravmanrampage 3 months ago
Today- A shitty excuse for morning news.
MrAnonymous9898 3 months ago 2
If you think a news show is bad because it's not funny, you're an idiot
totallyINFAMOUS 3 months ago 3
No such thing as a wardrobe malfunction - it's just a thing that sluts do to get attention.
Zebonka 3 months ago
I would love to watch these guys in the a.m.!
JoshFazzz 3 months ago
@JoshFazzz trust me its boring as
Cowmangii 3 months ago
1:07 left hand side FTW
pelicanp00 3 months ago
The part when he said, "Can we see you do the walk again?" would be considered sexual harrassment in America, Australia must not be like that.
MikeMths35 3 months ago 47
@MikeMths35 We don't take ourselves quite that seriously.
fuelforwar3 3 months ago
@MikeMths35 even if he spanked her ass, nothing would happen
flameboyiviv 2 months ago
@flameboyiviv Today is the fucking best comedy show haha
ashleythwaites1989 2 months ago
@MikeMths35 Who gives a shit? Seriously.
azazeliusn 2 months ago
@MikeMths35 In the rest of the world it's just considered the light hearted joke it was intended as. :)
kaouthiavideo 2 months ago
@MikeMths35 They are also good friends...
Krais101 2 months ago
@MikeMths35 That's cause Australia Kicks ass! In america they'd probably sue McDonalds if there are 4 slices of pickles on a cheeseburger when it's stated that there are 3 slices (for arguments sake)
Not only that, we have a full metric system, america fcuk me dead has everything from everywhere. Metric currency, imperial measurement system, except weight, americans measure things in grams and the like yes? no wonder the rest of the world doesn't take america seriously.
ibainesy 2 months ago
@ibainesy Actualy, here in America, we have these people called liberals. They want everything to be politically correct, so nobody gets their feelings hurt. Little do they know, the world is not a nice place, but they sure do try to lie and bullshit you into thinking that, unless you can think for yourself. That's why America sucks as far as everyone always being so fucking butthurt over the smallest things.
SlobbyHill 2 months ago
@SlobbyHill Funny that America actually has freedom of speech in their constitution, but people would go 'can you believe he/she/they/it just said that?' when someone/something says something that has mild sexual references or a swear word on TV.
mubd1234 2 months ago
@mubd1234 Exactly. Our government is trying hard to take that away.
SlobbyHill 2 months ago
@MikeMths35
Australia knows how to take a joke. Ie the black faces that pissed off Harry Connick Jr on Saturday Night Live. How the fuck else do you impersonate 4 black guys and a white guy. Fucking ridiculous.
xarcherx987 2 months ago 5
@xarcherx987 haaaahahahahhaha
hannahdewes91 2 months ago
@hannahdewes91 so true
hannahdewes91 2 months ago
@MikeMths35
It was all in good fun, if she was offended, then it would be a different stupid.
America gets stupid like that, people suing each other just for the hell of it.
chessonmyshirt 2 months ago
@MikeMths35 Nope, Australias great
PineapplezProduction 2 months ago
@MikeMths35 That could certainly be considered sexual harassment here, but it's up to the individual to press charges, and most people have a sense of humor... In any case, they would surely have chalked this up to comedy; I wouldn't be surprised if this was scripted...
v3l0c1r4p70r 2 months ago
@MikeMths35 Now, now, we don't need a full blown court case over it when the bloke could've just said sorry.
Slasherzza 2 months ago
@Slasherzza Is a douche though. Would hit him over that one. :P
Slasherzza 2 months ago
@MikeMths35
It really depends. It's a situational thing, and depends on the people involved. Some people will take it as a joke, others will have a big cry and it ends up in court.
obglobgablob 1 month ago
Are they a couple?
rosalielove11 3 months ago
@rosalielove11 no
Nukkro 3 months ago
georgie is fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
cheeseymenolikey 3 months ago
everyone knows this well
na na na na na it was bad, it was baaad
leetDAWG 3 months ago
press 4 repeatedly, she moans like crazy
cguyrr 3 months ago
Thumbs up for girls with Australian accents.
SprTerrificHappyHour 3 months ago
@SprTerrificHappyHour Thumbs down for you cunt.
Rotpig 3 months ago
@Rotpig What the fuck is your problem.
SprTerrificHappyHour 3 months ago
keep pressing 7 and look at her face. LOL (REPEATEDLY, not just once)
MyValise 4 months ago
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i just wanted to add that i hate this bitch and i hope she dies soon
thepotatovagina 4 months ago
Why doesn't she wear a ridiculous bandana like her oaf husband?
I wipe my arse on Fitzie's bandanas.
KochieButtersmack 4 months ago 73
@KochieButtersmack Thankyou for spelling arse correctly.
giles166 2 months ago
They are so funny!
SecretCircle7 4 months ago
Love the today show ((:
RingRingItsBooBah 4 months ago
they are soooooooooooo fucking
510markman510 4 months ago
best morning show in Australia
kmayoneverdie 5 months ago 2
@kmayoneverdie Um - out of all two?!
BiggerThinking1 4 months ago
@BiggerThinking1 there's one on ABC too
c3vzn 4 months ago
1:07
rxonez1 5 months ago
wqhat a bunch of pervs and dumbasses
FANTOMTRON 5 months ago
real casual
KarlaMae44 5 months ago
Dat 8 key...
DavKellar 5 months ago
Lame
whoo689 5 months ago
i've got a long stabby thing but it's got this knob at the end of it. brutal weapon
7headed1 5 months ago
haha they get it on in the dressing room
420AUSTRALIA 5 months ago
@420AUSTRALIA my partners useless is what she said in the last video i watched and i know she meant it to have two meanings, and you can just feel the sexual tension between these too
420AUSTRALIA 5 months ago
haha people hatin cos they didnt get to see a nip slip
420AUSTRALIA 5 months ago
tits at 1:06
Michael2987 6 months ago 6
@Michael2987 thanks man
TimboH66 5 months ago
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love waking up in the morning to have a pull over Lisa
cowboyup6732 6 months ago
man i hate these today show dumbasses
lukegranger89 6 months ago
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ddogsdaman 6 months ago
bouncing around at :50 sec mark..... OMG I WANNA...... F... HER
EFAP2010EUROPE 6 months ago 2
@0:54 Pedoface.
bassist3286 7 months ago 3
I can see a couple on tv!
Poochyena641 7 months ago
LOOOL AT HIS LAUGH AT 1:14 WHAT A CRACK UP
redeye911111 7 months ago
If I lived in Australia I would WANT to wake up at 6 just to watch this show.
sstrunks5555 7 months ago 2
i was about to dislike, but the makeup chick saved the video.
deanuts237 7 months ago 3
@deanuts237 Ha! I just noticed what you mean!
popaddict 2 months ago
click 8 for "It was bad, IT WAS BAD" sexual moan.
johnle69 7 months ago
Most perverted news crew ever.
cursedswordsman 8 months ago 142
@cursedswordsman and we love there work........!
hexhis85 2 months ago
@cursedswordsman thats channel 9 for you
madyisonstandby 2 months ago
@cursedswordsman
Karl's such a seedy bastard
blah3189 2 months ago
@cursedswordsman brrt
seppomuppit 2 months ago
they are defs fukkin
julzk23 8 months ago
Karl has the cutest smile ever!
Ihateeminem1985 8 months ago
is this porn or news?
wwegamer24 8 months ago 5
@wwegamer24 both
yettii0077 8 months ago