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  • @Brenda0312F , im 15 years old and i love waking up to the today show. i dont know where your from, so your basically saying there not allowed to have any personalities on live television? darling grow up, yes we all have opinions but yours is invalid. if you dont like it why do you watch it?

  • The assistant at 1:07 looks very good showing cleavage.

  • @Brenda0312F yup your a straight up weirdo!

  • Pimpin' ain't easy.

  • dudes pimpin. prolly bangs them all

  • dont mess with karl and his long stabby thing

  • This would get on my nerves if this were my choice for news information. Seems very unprofessional. 

  • @Brenda0312F you just got on my nerves and you seem like a fuckwit

  • @danMX96 Ha Ha...no your just ignorant, immature and childish. Im fine. Use your "grown up words next time you try to engage an adult in conversation if you ever plan on being taken seriously.

  • @Brenda0312F Or you're just uptight?

  • @Brenda0312F It's just a morning entertainment show, not an actual news show. it's basically for stay at home mums to watch in the morning :P You know, like good morning america or whatever you have in your country.

  • Stefanovic he voted his himself a million times to the TV awards and still no one respects him.

  • lol at the people hating against karl. jelous people, they are two great friends you idiots. shutup before i crack your face. love you karl and lisa !

  • Grow up Carl haters, these two are great friends off TV which is why he can tell her his honest opinion. Jealous much?

  • What she was wearing wasn't any better.

  • he's alittle shit ...but who knows what go's on behide the doors of T.V ..im not saying she would touch the little man god help him if he did ..you should see her old man big bugger lol she lovely but him grrrr

  • this carl cunt man probably roots every bitch by that " swing over here "

  • Carl is such a smug arrogant douche, how the hell did he ever get a gold logie. I guess Australian TV really does have low standards.

  • Paul Henry is gone kick his ass into cable hell

  • He's such a nerd *yuck*

  • 99% sure Carl is the MAN. To to have some one on TV that says what he thinks is what makes this show the success it is. Coshie doing this I think not

  • Carl is such a seedy creep sometimes

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  • Cans on make up chick at 1:07. Mmm, I'd like to powder that puff.

  • 99% certain every guy in Australia would tap that.

  • @CoDHut DAMN STRAIGHT!!!!!

  • Dude, Australian news is so much more chill than American News.

  • @MattMahael this is not news, it's a morning show. 

  • @platepluscup123 It has news in it. Most morning shows do. I suppose it's not straight news, but most news shows aren't.

  • This is the quality of the news on Today too. What a bunch of light-weights.

  • Lisa Wilko shoulda been a porn star!

  • I didn't see no boob

  • She's a class act thats's for certain, and surely 60 minutes is just around the corner for her...

    but the self opinionated moron husband with his pirate bandanner..lost the plot long ago imhofarg him off babe..he's a LOSER. I reckon Mark Bouris would look after you the way you are meant to be, and if he's not interested ..>>> I AM<<<

  • She's absolutely an ANGEL!!! OMG... Can we import her to America!!??// Wow!!

  • You guys liked this? all they did was talk about what happened earlier...corny

  • The wardbrobe function here is her ass on my face.

  • 1:07 boobs!

  • id love to dump sperm inside lisa wilkinson!!

  • All talk little substance. I want to see a REAL "wardrobe malfunction"

  • So how long do you think Carl has been tapping that ass for?

  • clearly banging.

  • I want to know what she wears when her oaf husband,wearing nothing but a bandana,fucks her like a little bitch. She must hate her life when that missing link pounds her with rough and oafish doggy.

  • ok

  • is that it?

  • what is this shit? never mind, i don't care; next video...

  • im proud to be aussie

  • it was fucken hot. I'd def nibble her date

  • They are both fetal malfuntions.

  • if she had a shaved head , she would look like a dude.

  • @SpecialAgentOrange1 dud if any1 had a shaved head they would look like a dude

  • @arbuckleazz wrong. some bitches can rock the shaven look , check nicki minaj. This bitch just has got a masculine jaw and wide skull..

  • THEY DEFFS ROOTED

  • Thank goodness we don't live there MikeMths35 ......we are the lucky country..........and no one called Monahesia, Latwonda, Clomodia and any other porchmonkey name

  • @beaubeau142 fuck off 'Beau', what a gay fucking name.... and we can't be all that of a lucky country when we have redneck hillbillies like you stinking up the joint... now piss off back to whatever white supremacist site you came from...

  • Karl should have donned a shit-stained bandana and asked Lisa if it reminded her of anything.

  • Come on Karl,say it!:"Put on one of your oaf husband's shit-stained bandanas.You know,for credibility purposes."

  • if he said "fuck your tits look good in that top, i could see myself doing my bolt on your face" then that might be some sort of sexual harrassment, god knows i got in trouble at work for saying that... nearly cost me my job as a primary school teacher!

  • @misfitcaveclan95 hahahhahahahha good one mate!!

  • @misfitcaveclan95 Still teach, and who did u say that to?

  • @misfitcaveclan95 If this isn't ripped off from another comedian I am guessing your English?

  • @atomicnortherner I'm australian but i read VIZ magazine, its a crude humoured english magazine. check it out. i'm glad this comment got a good response, i like to leave amusing comments around. i've done a few videos too. i reckon if you are looking at shit like this then you you might as well check out my videos as well.

  • @misfitcaveclan95 hahahahahahahahaha

  • @misfitcaveclan95 are you Hank Moody?

  • Nice way to CENSOR away my most thumbed up comment you arse-wipes.

  • get in son

  • I wake up with Yesterday

  • this news is awesome!

  • i fucken hate karl that stupid little cunt

  • makes me want to visit Australia.

  • karl is such a pimp

  • KArls drunk again lol

  • ARE THESE THE SAME BROADCASTERS WHO WERE HAVING SEX WIT THE Wii

  • @cgshreryy yes, good old aussies lol

  • @cgshreryy well duh! what was your first clue?

  • Press 7 repeatedly to watch him wank

  • @Goolutionite why are you watching a guy wank?

  • pause at 1:09

  • how in fucks name did i get here from "your a faggot, harry"?

  • love to see this in the UK

  • karl and lisa are the unofficial married couple..they actually have fanatastic chemistry on air..wonderful stuff..hope their respective other halves are ok with this..these two are class above the rest

  • Autralia is like merikah, but upsidedown.

  • He is soo hot!

  • ahhhhhhh i love ausie morning shows...

  • from long stabby thing and now this video. wow. what a crew

  • So much sexual tension!

  • Yeah, Australia is like CHINA when it comes to sexual repression. Not much better than ISLAM. As a free society we still face severe penalties for even minor transgressions of sexual taboos.

    FREEDOM NOW!!! FREEDOM NOW!!! FREEDOM NOW!!!

  • He's being a total tease and she's loving it. I wouldn't be surprised if they were at it in their own time!

  • The fashion girl on left of screen at 1:07 has a nice push up on.

  • so much tension between them two always. wouldnt be surprised if shes taken his dick a few times

  • they must fuck offset

  • lol on comments here

  • I'm not a Karl Stefanovic fan, but 0:52 is quite funny.

  • MILF.

  • just press 4, now THAT is all.

  • 0:49 checking out her new bra

  • 1:06. That is all.

  • Today- A shitty excuse for morning news.

  • If you think a news show is bad because it's not funny, you're an idiot

  • No such thing as a wardrobe malfunction - it's just a thing that sluts do to get attention.

  • I would love to watch these guys in the a.m.!

  • @JoshFazzz trust me its boring as

  • 1:07 left hand side FTW 

  • The part when he said, "Can we see you do the walk again?" would be considered sexual harrassment in America, Australia must not be like that.

  • @MikeMths35 We don't take ourselves quite that seriously.

  • @MikeMths35 even if he spanked her ass, nothing would happen

  • @flameboyiviv Today is the fucking best comedy show haha

  • @MikeMths35 Who gives a shit? Seriously.

  • @MikeMths35 In the rest of the world it's just considered the light hearted joke it was intended as. :)

  • @MikeMths35 They are also good friends...

  • @MikeMths35 That's cause Australia Kicks ass! In america they'd probably sue McDonalds if there are 4 slices of pickles on a cheeseburger when it's stated that there are 3 slices (for arguments sake)

    Not only that, we have a full metric system, america fcuk me dead has everything from everywhere. Metric currency, imperial measurement system, except weight, americans measure things in grams and the like yes? no wonder the rest of the world doesn't take america seriously.

  • @ibainesy Actualy, here in America, we have these people called liberals. They want everything to be politically correct, so nobody gets their feelings hurt. Little do they know, the world is not a nice place, but they sure do try to lie and bullshit you into thinking that, unless you can think for yourself. That's why America sucks as far as everyone always being so fucking butthurt over the smallest things.

  • @SlobbyHill Funny that America actually has freedom of speech in their constitution, but people would go 'can you believe he/she/they/it just said that?' when someone/something says something that has mild sexual references or a swear word on TV.

  • @mubd1234 Exactly. Our government is trying hard to take that away.

  • @MikeMths35

    Australia knows how to take a joke. Ie the black faces that pissed off Harry Connick Jr on Saturday Night Live. How the fuck else do you impersonate 4 black guys and a white guy. Fucking ridiculous.

  • @xarcherx987 haaaahahahahhaha

    

  • @hannahdewes91 so true

  • @MikeMths35

    It was all in good fun, if she was offended, then it would be a different stupid.

    America gets stupid like that, people suing each other just for the hell of it.

  • @MikeMths35 Nope, Australias great

  • @MikeMths35 That could certainly be considered sexual harassment here, but it's up to the individual to press charges, and most people have a sense of humor... In any case, they would surely have chalked this up to comedy; I wouldn't be surprised if this was scripted...

  • @MikeMths35 Now, now, we don't need a full blown court case over it when the bloke could've just said sorry.

  • @Slasherzza Is a douche though. Would hit him over that one. :P

  • @MikeMths35

    It really depends. It's a situational thing, and depends on the people involved. Some people will take it as a joke, others will have a big cry and it ends up in court.

  • Are they a couple?

  • georgie is fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

  • everyone knows this well

    na na na na na it was bad, it was baaad

  • press 4 repeatedly, she moans like crazy

  • Thumbs up for girls with Australian accents.

  • @SprTerrificHappyHour Thumbs down for you cunt.

  • @Rotpig What the fuck is your problem.

  • keep pressing 7 and look at her face. LOL (REPEATEDLY, not just once)

  • Why doesn't she wear a ridiculous bandana like her oaf husband?

    I wipe my arse on Fitzie's bandanas.

  • @KochieButtersmack Thankyou for spelling arse correctly.

  • They are so funny!

  • Love the today show ((:

  • they are soooooooooooo fucking

  • best morning show in Australia

  • @kmayoneverdie Um - out of all two?!

  • @BiggerThinking1 there's one on ABC too

  • 1:07

  • wqhat a bunch of pervs and dumbasses

  • real casual

  • Dat 8 key...

  • Lame

  • i've got a long stabby thing but it's got this knob at the end of it. brutal weapon

  • haha they get it on in the dressing room

  • @420AUSTRALIA my partners useless is what she said in the last video i watched and i know she meant it to have two meanings, and you can just feel the sexual tension between these too

  • haha people hatin cos they didnt get to see a nip slip

  • tits at 1:06

  • @Michael2987 thanks man

  • man i hate these today show dumbasses

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  • bouncing around at :50 sec mark..... OMG I WANNA...... F... HER

  • @0:54 Pedoface.

  • I can see a couple on tv!

  • LOOOL AT HIS LAUGH AT 1:14 WHAT A CRACK UP

  • If I lived in Australia I would WANT to wake up at 6 just to watch this show.

  • i was about to dislike, but the makeup chick saved the video.

  • @deanuts237 Ha! I just noticed what you mean!

  • click 8 for "It was bad, IT WAS BAD" sexual moan.

  • Most perverted news crew ever.

  • @cursedswordsman and we love there work........!

  • @cursedswordsman thats channel 9 for you

  • @cursedswordsman

    Karl's such a seedy bastard

  • they are defs fukkin

  • Karl has the cutest smile ever!

  • is this porn or news?

  • @wwegamer24 both