Portal 2 - I AM NOT A MORON!

[Alchemila0]

blu-eyed envy...the ball who cannot ready machiavelli

[Kocken926]

This song still brings back sad memories...

WHEATLEY, WHY!!!

[walale12]

you missed the first part

[Iti4StudioFilm]

Portal 2 soundtrack is really,really,REALLY great. Fits in exact moments of the game.

[Ferndapple1024]

This gives me shivers...

[chaosbrae]

I WANT THE SHEET MUSIC FOR THIS SO BAD

[domantux67]

@chaosbrae ME TO

[kiteczka123kicia123]

Whatly is a MORON



[NinjaBeatle]

*sees video suggestions*

"And I'm a Mormon."

"I. AM NOT. A MORMON!"

[kater12me]

-tears as memories of this scene come back- WHEATLEY!!!! NOOOOOOOO TTnTT

[PorkyBot07]

Where is the beginning of the song?

Please redo this one...

[InvaderMit]

1 word.

amazing.

[theguycalledchris]

in my dreams i am the boss

its me

(sweet bro and hella jeff)

[starpilot1241]

What happened to the beginning of the song?

[icedemon678333]

5 people are morons.

[Gh0st6667]

TAKE ONE LAST LOOK AT YOUR LITTLE HUMAN MOON IT CAN'T HELP YOU! *Shoots portal at moon and wheatly gets sucked in.*

[DrPepper797]

WOULD A MORON SMASH YOU INTO THIS PIT!!!???

[ThatGuylnTheCorner]

Try to listen to this without shivering at 0:19 to 0:27

[qwgar]

@ThatGuylnTheCorner i did it, but im not proud of it

[MegaNFScarbon]

PlEaSe GiVe A liNk To ThE sHeEt MuSiC! :)

[Hanson12075]

AUGH i NEED the sheet music for this!! YOU ARE INCREDIBLE. YOU ARE NOT A MORON.

[11mrmariofreak]

...This piece you have preformed... made me feel like I was going into heaven, but, a certain idiot had to end it, he wanted to rant and rant and rant, but, she had to speak up... then, as the music progress, if felt like I was being sent to hell... until... *Snap!*... I fell... to hell.

[711lps]

I can't help but watch this 99999999999...

[qwertyo76]

The orange screen reminds me of the background when Still Alive plays.

[kidsworldable]

You know what my days used to be like? I just surfed the web. Nobody overjoyed me, or played awesome music, or sent my brain into pleasure overdrive. I had a pretty bad life. And then YOU showed up. You amazing, talented musician.

[logogin]

4 mans is a morrons.

[conan1412robloxian]

@logogin i hope that was on purpose

[logogin]

4 mans is a morrons

[DukeLeto1994]

Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry; Hope that didn't disturb you too much, there. It was the sound of taioo - notes being played. So that's just what I was doing, just listening, uh, music. So not a moron. Anyway, just finished the last video, just now, the hardest one. "I am not a Moron". Do not know what all the fuss was about - he played it perfectly. Have you listened to that one?

[djtf99]

I'VE FINALLY FIGURED OUT WHY TAIOO IS SO GOOD AT PIANO HE"S ACTUALLY...........Chuck Norris

[TheItalianTroller]

I AM NOT A MORON! CAN A MORON PUT THE LIKE BAR LIGHTSABER INTO YOUR KNEE? CAN A MORON DO THAT?

[theoffice156]

Anyone have sheet music? I really want it....

[MutatedKitty]

YES YOU ARE! YOU'RE THE PIANIST THEY BUILT TO MAKE ME A MUSICIAN!

[MrAusianwi]

Um.... no.?



[SAGERTZ]

You got to add more of a punch to this song. it has more of an exiting feeling to it and it builds up to an epic feeling, this is toooooooo calm

[Irenelopez]

I AM NOT A MORON CAN A MORON PUT YOU IN THIS PIT HUH CAN A MORON DO THAT UH OH

[MrAusianwi]

ummm............ no.?

[TheMinecraftGamer247]

I AM NOT A MORON!! CAN A MORON PUNCH YOU INTO THIS PIT? CAN HE? oh no.

[TheSuperMurshu]

You can't even see the dislikes there.. No wonder why~

[screams3]

This would actually fit the scene perfectly.

[thecheatlord999]

I AM NOT A FURRY!

YES YOU ARE! YOU'RE THE FURRY THEY MADE TO MAKE ME A FURGOT!

OH YEAH? COULD A FURRY YIF YOU INTO THIS PIT? HUH?

[Werebereus]

@thecheatlord999 Get out.

[lordchickdore1]

this makes me sad :(

[Jojoateyt]

please do music of the spheres 2 (incendiary lemons)

[themaster2870]

WHY WEAHTLY WHY?!?!?!

[eddzetarabbit]

"You're not just a regular Mormon. You were designed to be a Mormon!"

"I am not a Mormon!" D:<

[ColinTheAwesomest]

Don't think I'm not onto you too, Taioo. You know what you are? Talented. You've done nothing but amazingly play the piano to get you here. What have I done? NOTHING. Zero. All I've done is WATCH YOUR VIDEOS. Well, NOW who's watching? Who's the viewer? It's me.

[ArchmageTordek]

@ColinTheAwesomest HAHAHA epic wheatley speech :-D

[TheRastaJoe101]

@ColinTheAwesomest See that? That is talent! Its an unseeable noun. For amazing people. And now, it LIVES in him. hehehehehehehe.....

[Luigifan876]

@ColinTheAwesomest COULD A VIEWER-PUNCH-THAT STUPID-LIKEBUTTON?-HUH?-COULD A VIEWER DO THAT?

[egloman]

@ColinTheAwesomest and now im going to CLICK! THE! SUBSCRIPTION BAR! INTO! A! HOLE!

[CharlesOberonn]

@ColinTheAwesomest This comment is pure genius, Unlike you, you moron.

[MaReXas39]

@ColinTheAwesomest talent... Does not only come with notes. It's more than that. Much more than that... Believe me. I know it.

[AlexTheHuskyReborn]

YES YOU ARE! You're the moron they built to make ME an IDIOT!!!!!!

[TheFireOfInfernape]

@AlexTheHuskyReborn

WELL HOW ABOUT NOW?! NOW WHO'S A MORON?! COULD A MORON PUNCH YOU INTO THIS PIT?! HUH, CAN A MORON DO THAT?!

[theguywhoannoysme]

This scene had only two voices in it and yet it carried more feel than anything else I've read or watched.

[meldzz70]

Do portal 2: the part where he kills you

[trollmylove]

@meldzz70 he did! in fact its in the suggestions for me XD

[Smimfus]

@meldzz70 watch?v=rUcxJCpgn5k&feature=re­lated

[columbus8myhw]

Could you do one that's the entire soundtrack please?

[Vyndorion]

@hinventon no trolling

[unkhowman]

70,007 views

nice and beautiful number again

[hinventon]

bieber

eminem

aisan people

chuck norris

taioo

[GeneralDestructo]

YOU'RE NOT A MORON! You're good at the piano!

[Hay1tsme]

sheet music?

[ColinTheAwesomest]

Homes versus Moriarity... Aristotle verus MASHY SPIKED PLATE!

[whozurdadddy]

XD



[unkhowman]

68,888 views ???

Sweet !

[ZypherLockjaw]

This Statement IS FALLLLLLSSSSEEEEE!!!!!!

[TomCamComedy]

@ZypherLockjaw AGGGGGGH MY BRAAAAAAAAAAIN

[KaollaTheSu2]

Could you upload sheet music,please?

[DakingFTW97]

Even though he tried to kill me, and betrayed me, and put me trough stupid tests, AND lied to me, I can forgive him because of his british accent. NOW it's HER who I can never forgive.

[carterslave]

@DakingFTW97 she can throw me in a dumpster shell never get rid of me i love glados THATS RIGHT I LOVE GLADOS AND IM GOING TO ASK HER TO MARRY ME THIS AFTER NOON WHEN I GO TO HER CHAMBER FOR HER DAILY MAINTENANCE- Doug Rattman and me ^_^

[REXShandowz]

@DakingFTW97 lol i forgive glados and wheatley coz wheatley i find his stupidity mildly amusing 

[therealychosenone91]

COULD A MORON TEACH YOU HOW TO PLAY THE PIANO?!

[HockeyStickDefence]

I need the Piano Sheet Music to this.... Seriously

[acau77]

3 people got stuffed in a potato and got thrown across the room.

[zoomzoom1001]

I AM NOT A NOOB so im not quote

[TheFletcherEffect]

Use your Like Bar Lightsaber, young padawan... may the Force be with you.

[TheWeegeeOfWin]

I AM NOT... Going to fully quote Wheatley.

[wolverinewing]

This is amazing!! Do you do it all by ear?

[shotGTA]

i dont know how to feel by this music...

its having that happy thing , that sad thing

its like every emotion in one fucking soundtrack ! :D

[bombadecasa]

@shotGTA The word is bittersweet.

[MrGeorgethealien]

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[Aboutabootycrash]

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[PieMister02]

@Aboutabootycrash 101010101010101001000101010101­000010101010101111100101010101­010101010101010101010101010010­101010101010101010101010101010­1010101001 ERRRRRROOORORRRRRRRRRRR * SPARKS*

[columbus8myhw]

They TOLD me, that if I perform a core transfer, I would die! They told me that about everything! I don't even know why they gave me this stuff if they didn't want me using it.

[Dededemented]

NOOOOO!!!

[MRlegoman9]

NOOO!!! WHY WHEATLEY WHY!!!

Ahem.

Sorry 'bout that.

Bad memories.

[OhNoBob]

Please release sheet music! Q_Q

[smbzfan2]

Naw, 3 people were just curious if they'd really die when using the dislike button.

[xanaxn237]

Wheatley laughing evil, too fast "ending" and this music... I knew something was wrong.

[rinkagamine991]

Now starts the search for whozurdaddy's comment...

[3XPLICIT02]

@rinkagamine991 FOUND IT!!!

[Private19872]

@3XPLICIT02

Where?

[gramig0]

O.O  woha....

[pagooo]

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[pufixas]

@pagooo

binary... how original...

[pagooo]

@pufixas 011101010110110101100001011001­0000111111

[theadmiralbane]

@pagooo Thank god for binary translators.

[pufixas]

0:20 - 0:27 most epic part

[estester100]

WHY AM I SO COLD NOW?

[tehfrog]

CHILLS.

[NitroGadvRules]

3 morons are stuck on the moon.

[abushwooky]

@NitroGadvRules BEST MORON INSAULT EVER!!!

[PsychoxGizmo]

Would love a tutorial on these, they're absolutely amazing! They sound almost exactly like the orginal.

[TheHolyBackstab]

wheatley: haha...HAHA....AHAHAHAHAHAHAAA­AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA

ahhhh....why do you need to leave now?

I did this...tiny little wheatley DID THIS!

Glados: you didnt do anything, he played the piano!

[FreemanVonDon]

Sheet music please :D

[FtNinja]

Thanks?

[FtNinja]

Why is tumor in the tags?

[Anbrad43]

@FtNinja This song is also known as B9 which is a tumor, the reason its called that also is cause GLaDOS says that Wheatley is a tumor. So thats why.

[nobody960814]

@Anbrad43 the b9 is actually because of the original sound files' naming. they go a1, a2, a3, b1, b2, b3, etc.

[DrWhiskeredCandy]

@FtNinja And along with Anbrad43's Comment to add Cave Johnson Speaks about Tumors ALOT in Portal 2

[BumbleBee1188]

@FtNinja because GLaDOS refers to wheatley as a tumor, an infinite source of bad ideas.

[touhou2]

Why you wrote Moron in the tags <:'D ?

[tampusfe]

THIS IS SO CREEPY

[MortiePL]

Meh, I expected some nice slams into that piano...

[unkhowman]

3 Morons Disliked this song

[ROBLOXMiniMovies]

First chapters : Reconstructing Science

Chapter 5 : I am not a moron

Chapter 10 : THIS IS THE PART WHERE I KILL YOU :D

Chapter 11 : Your Precious moon, Turret opera and THEN want you gone :D

[TheMikaylaRivera]

damn games have like the best music

[TehSalomon]

My favourite! AND I can actually play it.

[RandomZace]

to be honest its just as creepy with/ without stephens voice

[whozurdadddy]

glados: 

[WulfTheGreat]

@whozurdadddy You sir, have failed.

[ChickenWingses]

ABSOLUTELY LOVE THIS SONG! Definitely captures Wheatley's sudden change

[pianolover814]

you should make a tuturial

PLZZZZZZZZZ i love this song from portal 2

[ChromaAurora]

Surely, if Wheatley is designed to be the greatest moron ever created, he would have been better suited to being voiced by Carl Pilkington, and not Stephen Merchant?

[codyrex39]

When you hear that dramatic music change, you know you're screwed.

[Dalekdude97]

is it just me or can i hear a bit of shoot the moon?????

[2KingdomHearts345243]

@Dalekdude97 I sorta do, their both based on Wheatley... *shrugs*

[komatoran]

@TheWheatleyFangirl In music, there's usually some kind of tension being built and released, built again and released. And the song is indeed, "In Charge of Everything," and therefore the original composition reflects a rise to power and the ensuing corruption. There's a lot an arranger like Taioo can play around with in this song and still keep the aspect of this song that makes it this song. A piano alone is just a piano, but the music played on it can become a great many things.

[NewspaperCat]

Wheatley disliked this video three times. He got the nanobots to help him.

[komatoran]

Well done, and I while I do like the eerie feel of it, there needs to be some more intensity. I'm not feeling any tension really being built in the music, and that building tension is what translates Wheatley's growing realization of his power (ergothe growing depth of his corruption). Don't get me wrong, I like it, but it doesn't really evoke any of the "Oh man, I am in deep shit now." that you get when playing this scene in the game. I'd like to see another version from you, if you can. :D

[SekiohSachs]

Ugh, goosebumps from the game and this piano up-roll at about @0:20-0:28 whew. Amazingly written music and well executed on the piano!

[alternatepie]

I just noticed the left hand octaves are the same as in Shoot the Moon.

[daking0009]

You're not just a great pianist.

You were BUILT to be a great panist!

[HERBERTrobot]

Sounds so evil, must make it into my intro -:D

[lolcat101100]

Bone-chillingly beautiful. Bravo.

[LegacyMusicHome]

3 people used impulse 101 to beat Wheatley!!!

[stripysocks7]

@LegacyMusicHome Not in Portal 2 they didn't.

[Candybabyayame13]

It's one of those songs that it tells the tale of everything he had breaking with his new found power. He was a failure in his own head and with this, he could teach her that he really wasn't a moron...

[PowerfullPC]

"core B9"? Like k9 b4. He was loyal like a dog, before.

...

...

Yes, I think like that.

[Ashda8]

@PowerfullPC B9 as in benine tumor. or harmless tumor

[PowerfullPC]

@Ashda8 Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm........

Interesting thought.

[PowerfullPC]

@Ashda8 Wait, now I know what you mean.

[dracoboy79]

Taioo do you actually have portal 2?

[heteromeles]

2 people are morons

[LoveQuest1305]

This always gives me chills...

[TheAssassinWolf]

im not a moroooon im not a morooon! im not a mooroon im not a im not a morrooon :D

[lucyDFO]

I got chills.

[SogekingSchofield503]

All you've done is boss me around. Well now who's the boss? Who's the boss? It's me.

Oh heavens. When WHEATLEY tries to intimidate you, you KNOW it's been a bad day.

[bickflick]

I only just realised you were also the one that did the MEDIC! piece.

[TheMidnightLaugher]

No matter how many times I play this game, when Wheatley turns bad, I silently say "Why Wheatley? Why?"

I was in complete shock when this happened, and I am very impressed you were able to get that same emotion in this video. Good job. Good job, indeed.

[XTerminator1986L]

@TheMidnightLaugher It is true, that part is confusing and saddening. But it's what he was programmed to do. He is GlaDoS' anger, or 'moron' core. He's designed to be idiotic and get angry for no reason.

[TheDarkSymbiote]

Oh my gawd this is awesome, it's one of my favourites tracks from this game! <3

I need the sheets, pleeeease! I know the song is easy and I could probably learn by watching your video, but... I like to keep the sheets for the musics I play, you know? Just in case I forget how to play one of them or something like that... So I would be really GLaD if you had any sheets for this one. ;w;~

[Traslogan]

Wheatley and GLaDOS watched this video.(2 Dislikes). But Cave Johnson made GLaDOS rue the day she disliked this and he brought along every aperture science personel to give 581 likes

[TheDji33]

@Traslogan Flawed logic there...Cave Johnson originally planned to be 'GLaDOS' However he died before he could be so Caroline/GLaDOS took charge. I know you probably know this but I have to be awkward

[KidTitans]

Disliked by two of Wheatley's accounts.

[FeamTorturess]

WELL HOW ABOUT NOW?!

NOW WHOS A MORON?!

*slams hands on piano*

COULD A MORON

*slam*

PUNCH *slam* MUSIC *slam* INTO *slam* THIS *slam* PIANO?!

*piano crashes*

uh oh.

[1UnderKable]

@FeamTorturess I'm imagining that happening and it's too funny.

[FeamTorturess]

@1UnderKable

I'm not certain Taioo can feel anger, but i found it funny, too anyway. ^^

[Im0wningKids2]

@FeamTorturess wow imagening that is WAY funnier XD

[showiproute]

It's a disregarded Left 4 Dead 2 tune.

[NinjaBeatle]

@showiproute Really?

[TheDji33]

You just earned yourself a subscriber

[LordofDorkness94]

The dislikes are from Wheatley and GlaDos.

[zhslo]

2 dislikes?????? Fuck you!!!

[BlockisticStudios]

you got some mighty long fingers there

[goldenbluelighting]

is it possible for you to do "four Part Plan"?