Dara O'Briain - Stop you're killing me

[irurwurst]

people should stop being anti-anyone. If a nation starts doing something bad, people should work together to get it shut down as soon as possible, and then forgive. And the people who actually made the decision should be the ones who get blamed.

[FatRakoon]

Rooney will be selling Mach3 by the weekend!

Pissed myself right there!

[MarekUtd]

Love the bit about Rooney. Haha

[Bennymeboyful]

Dreadful just dreadful crap

[laurairlandesa]

Ireland should ditch the EU and rejoin the UK on new terms. We have more in common with the Brits than the Germans, Greeks and Romanians ( Language, Culture (Scots in particular), even television and the high street). So if the EU could get over Germany's central role in WW2,I'm pretty sure Ireland could move forward with the Brits, we're stronger together.

[youngfeniansofeire]

@laurairlandesa sorry we can live by ourselves , and do you suggest that all the poor heros of ireland died in vain ?

[xoxLucyMcxox]

@ViDeOMaStErPaUl. Are you a kid in Ireland? Well i am and we're not being tought that

[ViDeOMaStErPaUl]

@xoxLucyMcxox No but had an Irish grand dad but I got most of my infor from the news documantarys and wikipedia.

I also kept up to date on the BBC about the queens visit since it gave some back story to everything (I enjoy history)

But we don't get taught anything about it in school we don't even learn we had an empire and that Ireland was part of it I grew thinking Britain has always been this year im 21 now and learned all this at 18 once I left school. I took history for GCSE

[duerksjv]

Haha! I'm procrastinating from doing work on a paper about the Easter Rising, and this is what I come across. "We're really gunna have to get over that eventually."

[markydo86]

Fuck off!! Thieven, rapin and killin our great grandparents Will ye cop on ye shower of limey bastards!!

[youngfeniansofeire]

@markydo86 the irish have forgotten there history ,but at least us honorable men will not forget what our forefaathers did for this great nation

[pppatsy]

My favourite Dara clip. GENIUS.

[pppatsy]

he totally kills me! love the fruedian slip at the end!

[RAkicksass]

jezus focking chroist this man is a genius

[houlyn]

hahaha I'm Chinese American, and when I was younger I didn't understand why Catholics and Protestants didn't like each other. I thought, aren't they all white?

[TJ5897]

lol

[mcmastered1956]

Thank the Gods from all sides there is a Dara O'Briain. ( said in an Irish accent )

[TulilaSalome]

@mcmastered1956 Thank Jaysus, Mary and the Saints more like ;)

[spr66]

Dara is brilliant.

[fuzzygoblinwizard]

The boy is going to want to kill a lion eventually, and that is really going to fuck up your fung shui. ahh priceless

[jollygoth]

I learned that my great uncle was voted the ugliest man in Ireland. IM SO PROUD!

[Salix800]

Dara: the next time a British guy comes up a says he has friends in the British army killed in N.I. just say: "Well, I'm sorry to hear that but taking part in a military deployment in another country can have tragic results."

[12thNameITried]

My Dad is an Irish Catholic and my Mum is an English Protestant. I see Dara's point.

[lavonusmc]

@12thNameITried Your mothers the bitch in that family

[12thNameITried]

@lavonusmc I would insult your mother back but its already shameful enough for her that she didn't get an abortion in time to get rid of you and considering no children's home would take you she was stuck with you.

[lavonusmc]

@12thNameITried I gave you a thumbs up for that one.. I just hope your not prodestant because that would be a shame

[12thNameITried]

@lavonusmc Catholics- Children traditionally are baptised into the religion of their father.

Protestants- Children traditionally are baptised into the religion of their father.

You should know straight off what I was baptised as.

[4hand561]

@12thNameITried Were you baptized as a father? o.o

[12thNameITried]

@4hand561 *facepalm* No, I was baptised into the same religion as my father.

[4hand561]

@12thNameITried So you're jewish? :o

[12thNameITried]

@4hand561 Are you a troll or just very stupid?

[4hand561]

@12thNameITried I'm just joking :3

[mickkOC]

This is the best way of studying Irish history I've ever found.

[StylesDark]

im the product of a real mix:

Dad is Irish, catholic and white

Mom is Caribbean, protestant and black 

[slytherinsheirx]

@StylesDark And yet they fell in love, married (assuming, correct me if I'm wrong) and had you. Colours, religion and background really don't matter.

[StylesDark]

@slytherinsheirx no they broke up and hate the soul out of each other. Your telling me colour, religion and background doesnt matter...? have you ever been jumped by white people saying "im too black for they're area"? or have you ever got crap from black people saying " fuck off honkey". I lived in one of the toughest areas in my city and people want to fight me because of that. but all that doesnt matter cause we're all the same right? no their is a difference, dumb people and smart people.

[slytherinsheirx]

@StylesDark There are people that care about colour and let it blind them, and people that don't.

You can get crap from people of any skin colour. White people intimidate white people just as much as black people intimidate other black people, white people and so on.

[StylesDark]

@slytherinsheirx ok think about it, you think it doesnt matter. I know it doesnt but alot of people in the world still think it makes us different species. Same for nationalities because the worlds to stupid to see that we jump found some land, named it and now we're different. it matters or Dara would have anything to joke about in that gag.

[manormaid]

@StylesDark My mam is a giraffe with zebra stripes and my dad is moby dick.

[StylesDark]

@manormaid goodluck reproducing

[AngelBiLove]

7:50-8:38 is just Brilliant!!

[Phoenix1664]

@doc1917 LOL you sent that msg to yourself mate ;-)

[Phoenix1664]

@catscanflyhigh Yeah i know he's wank isnt he! Thats why he's selling our arenas and raking the the coins, and why people from all over the UK are going to see him. He's so shit that your sat watching him on youtube!

[catscanflyhigh]

How about "Stop you're unfunny"

That was a mockery of the art of comedy

[doc1917]

@catscanflyhigh i like to know who do you think is funny. or are just a dara o'briain stocker? since you comment on so many of his clips

[catscanflyhigh]

@doc1917 stocker? I'm guessing you mean stalker, though i'm not sure how watching his videos makes me that anymore than you... And i'm not going to tell you what i find funny because you will obviously immediately degrade in some sad need for revenge.

[doc1917]

@doc1917 no i was bored after looking at your page finding no other comic except dara o'briain clips i was wondering what you found funny just a question. no need for revenge. just a questions. i people can insult you.

[digireedoo]

@catscanflyhigh no doubt you are a Peter Kay fan - or worse, James 'I'm a fat useless cunt' Corden.

[catscanflyhigh]

@digireedoo Yes, no doubt of that at all! Great powers of deduction there, if i don't like Dara, then i MUST like Peter Kay! YOU ARE SO CLEVER

[digireedoo]

@catscanflyhigh your posting history suggests that sort of lowbrow humour.......

[catscanflyhigh]

@digireedoo So you think if my posting history "suggests" that, then there is no doubt of it? Sounds like your confusing "suggests" with "proves".

[Phoenix1664]

@wemorris1001 you sure? I always thought the angles and saxons invaded from Norway, and i also the thought the english language was evolved from Latin. Bleh...i dunno....

[BruceNJeffAreMyFlies]

@Phoenix1664 Nope, it's a mixture of french, german, latin, and a few other less significant ones.

[Phoenix1664]

@RohRohToday Is that a joke......?

[wemorris1001]

@Phoenix1664 @Phoenix1664 No. From the 5th century to the Norman conquest in 1066 the Angles, the Saxons and the Jutes, (three Germanic tribes,) invaded Roman Britain and settled here. The English language actually evolved from some Germanic dialects.

[RohRohToday]

Aren't the English the descendants of the Angles tribe from Germany?

[afrothunde]

sore throat, this hurts so much but worth it.

[PodgeClery1989]

I think this version is better than than when he did the bit at live at the apollo...!

[LondonPride25]

Love Dara, the guy's a mix between a genuinely hilarious comedian and a fucking brainbox. 

[lillukepossy]

1000th like, where's my medal? haha joke,but i fucking love dara :)

[catscanflyhigh]

Stop your not funny

[Sheldonwh]

That's so hilarious that these people are so homogeneous that they think a Catholic and a Protestant are a "mixed marriage." LOL In the U.S., a "mixed marriage" is people of two different races/ethnicities, but there are no different races or ethnicities (to speak of) in Ireland. That's why the English are so discriminatory against people with red hair, I suppose. Gotta have SOMEONE to feel better than.

[Sheldonwh]

@SuperGroundControl OMG, please tell me YOU'RE joking. (Notice that's not a question, so there's no need for a question mark.) The joke wasn't that they're a mixed marriage. They only laughed at that point (if you'd listen more carefully) because he slipped and said "a man from Protestant" instead of "a man from Edinburgh who was Protestant." He goes on to call it a "mixed marriage" several times after that, with no hint of irony. You should probably try less complex comedy. Cartoons, perhaps

[Xxfionac95xX]

@Sheldonwh come to Ireland love,see the polish and nigerians,then tell me theres no differnet races ''to speak of'' and practically no one has red hair here,but i wouldnt expect someone as uncultured as you to know that

[Sheldonwh]

@Xxfionac95xX LOL! I think YOU are the one who is uncultured, "love." People like you have no concept of multiculturalism. The 2006 census of your country shows the following breakdown: White: 96.7% , Asian: 0.3%, Black: 1.1%, Other/Mixed: 0.1%, Not Stated: 1.7%. Wow, such diversity! LMAO!

Here's the breakdown for the United States: White: 45.7%,Hispanic: 26.7, Black: 12.6%, Asian: 4.8%, Native American: .9%, Pacific Islander: .2%, Bi-racial/Other: 9.1%

Red Hair Rate: World 1%; Ireland 31%

[Xxfionac95xX]

@Sheldonwh How long did it take you to google that shit? And not everyone does the census, ESPECIALLY those from other countries,who risk deportation,I'd rather not fight on a youtube video,as its a bit immature,and that hair thing? who the fuck does a survey on that,so im not gonna believe that one,but hey,good googling

[countys32]

@Sheldonwh Bolllocks to that, 31% of Irish people have red hair seriously dude where are you getting your stats from????????????????????????

[animesis]

@Sheldonwh

the US is closer to 80% white actually, do you always make up your numbers?

[animesis]

@Sheldonwh

psst, Different countries have different ways to determine ethnicity, just because yours is similar to the Anglo one with about 7 doesnt make it right

South American has dozens of types that the US and UK would just class as Latino, as does Europe

[animesis]

@Sheldonwh

As a US citizen we realise your brain power is substantially hindered, but first England is not a country, its a Kingdom which is part of the country the UK

and is more ethnic diverse from Ireland, and not to mention Dara exaggerates situations for his comedy

Did you hear about the Englishman who had an inferiority complex?

He thought he was the same as everyone else

considering how the UK changed the face of the world its not surprising

[boffgirl]

@animesis

actually england is a country, part of the uk, the united kingdom. The Uk isnt a country. Its a combination of three countries. And i know that living in England. That's why most scots/welsh dont like being refered to as uk, or british. They like to be known as their own individual countries.

[animesis]

@boffgirl

I suppose it depends on which way you look at it though technically England is a Kingdom -the Encyclopaedia Britannica has a very informative bit

I am from the UK, just studying abroad, and from a foreign perspective the UK is treated internationally as the country

China is not a country from your perspective it is a combination much like the UK

The whole definition thing is very messy and to many peoples ideas of a country or even a state the EU fulfils all

[animesis]

@boffgirl

In a purely English language sense the UK is a state of four nations :)

[ShamrocksGetYouHigh]

@Sheldonwh You obviously have no clue of Irish history if you dont understand the 'mixed' concept of catholics and protestants. And there are a lot of foreigners in Ireland.

[Phoenix1664]

My favorite comedian, he's brilliant. I love how he is trying to promote England/Ireland relations, and hes right, the English are different now, and we're a more liking and likeable country, and we really like Ireland/Scotland/Wales now. Its pains me that alot of people still hate us, because really, your average Englishman is friendly and welcoming, we just have a bad reputation because of history. Im English, but i have Irish roots, i would like to see the two nations get along.

[451harri]

@Phoenix1664 Don't worry about it. I'm half -Scottish half-English and there's some insecurity on the part of the Scottish which manifests as retarded Anglophobia. Having divided my time between both countries, I can say with some authority that they're the same fucking place! England nowadays is made up of apologetic people going "sorry about all that shit in the past, we're a diverse nation of people, let's get along!" but a few of the Scots/Irish still shout "FUCK ENGLAND!". It's sad/stupid.

[Shemesis]

@Phoenix1664 here here!

[Markgangzta]

@Phoenix1664 I know what you mean.I'm Irish and I can admit that we wouldn't be fucking anywhere without the British.Yet there are still so many of these thick ignorant twats you'd swear are still living in the 1800's who are still so anti-British.What really pisses me off is when these 10 year old little shits say stuff like "UP THE RA" even though they've probably killed more innocent Irish people than British

[danokeeff]

@Markgangzta I totally agree with what you say. Yes the UK is are main trading partner and a lot of our resources come from the UK. But when you say the IRA have killed more innocent people than the whole British Empire? You must of read back over that and felt idiotic?

[ViDeOMaStErPaUl]

@danokeeff he said they killed more Irish than the British not killed more people than the British Empire.

I think you need to re-read that and you may feel idiotic ;)

[danokeeff]

@ViDeOMaStErPaUl ..I know what you mean.I'm Irish and I can admit that we wouldn't be fucking anywhere without the British.Yet there are still so many of these thick ignorant twats you'd swear are still living in the 1800's who are still so anti-British.What really pisses me off is when these 10 year old little shits say stuff like "UP THE RA" even though they've probably killed more innocent Irish people than British.. What did you say there in your last sentence? ;)

[ViDeOMaStErPaUl]

@danokeeff That last part of my sentence was poking fun at your previous comment to the other guy haha.

But yea we are supposed be the UK for petes sake and all the Irish I know would love to be part of the UK but anybody who was born before 1980 doesn't which is stupid. The younger generation doesn't give a dam and sees the bigger picture while the adults are blinded with pride or what ever.

My grandad was pure irish and came over during all the problems in like 1950 so im not some stupid brit

[danokeeff]

@ViDeOMaStErPaUl You never answered my question? What did you say in the last part of your first comment which I copied and pasted for you and still you failed recognize it.. So ill just show you the part I had the issue with since you can't grasp it.. .''What really pisses me off is when these 10 year old little shits say stuff like "UP THE RA" even though they've probably killed more innocent Irish people than British'' ---- Again I put the question to you.. Do you really believe that?

[ViDeOMaStErPaUl]

Kids in Ireland are being taught that the IRA are the good side and the British are evil to have somebody to continue the fighting. (Not the governments doing I may add)

So yea I do believe that.

The IRA seems to thinking bombing the north will make the north want to reunite with the republic which is utter bollocks and the IRA are just terrorists. How ever I feel the who killing innocents part is taken out of the stories and instead say protestants and Brits are evil.

I hate it.

[eminemforlifenoshit]

@ViDeOMaStErPaUl it is the goverment doing that lol it's called divide and conquer that's it man.

[ViDeOMaStErPaUl]

@eminemforlifenoshit Why would the government make people hate the their countries most powerful ally and largest trading partner?

The government doesn't like the history and hate anymore than the rest of us the IRA however are the ones who are stuck in the past, I mean come on the Queen visited Ireland for the 1st time this year and Ireland was pretty happy about that.

Because that means both countries are moving forwards instead of staying in the past and hating each other.

[IRISHREM1234]

@ViDeOMaStErPaUl Well actually, (and i promise I will not delve into profanities and slinging insults like others) we are taught nothing, except from in history class which is remarkable unbiased. We all think of the British as those lads across the sea that are most like us, religion nothing to do with it. Though as an Atheist I may not be able to speak entirely true for all religious people, as an Irish Citizen in can speak for the Irish. not including backwards eejits like the IRA

[IRISHREM1234]

@Markgangzta Thank You for finally being an Irish voice of reason on all of YouTube!

[knusern666]

@Markgangzta What have the romans ever done for us? "Life of brian" ;)

[paulyoldmac]

@Markgangzta ah those 800 years of oppression were for our benefit?read a history book

[Markgangzta]

@paulyoldmac You might want to as well lad. I'm not denying the absolute atrocities committed against us for those centuries but you'd do well to get your brain set in the more recent years. The last century would have been a lot uglier if we didn't have Britain to trade with or if we were stuck with a bog language only the 2 million could speak.

[paulyoldmac]

@Markgangzta your likes has always been of the lapdog mindset,if all irish people had your lack of spirit and pride we'd still be under the yoke with our culture entirely dessimated ya kowtowing bitch,slán

[Markgangzta]

@paulyoldmac Merry Christmas to you too.

Only I'm from the 21st century.

[noodles1916]

@Markgangzta read a history book

[noodles1916]

@Markgangzta Read about the cromwellian wars, he massacered thousands of irish many of them were women and children he even filled a massive stone church with 3000 people and burnt them all alive its in our history books, lets not forget the famine the potato blight started in america then moved to europe and then england and to ireland in ireland 3/4 people relied on potatos bcause the brits exported all of our other foods it was the bigest genocide the world has ever seen and the biggest lie

[barreltap]

@Markgangzta

What? 1800's?

Go to modern times...

One man one vote...

Someone needs to do a bit of reading before they type.

"Ireland wouldn't be anywhere without the british"

Should that not read "Ireland wouldn't be where they are but for the british"???

[DieHardRulez]

@barreltap Its youtube...no one cares

[irurwurst]

@barreltap

I don't think the way he said it is exactly wrong. Hey, what do you call the difference between the way he wrote it and the way you wrote it? is it syntax? I'm pretty sure that you're just using one type of syntax, and that what he said is still grammatically correct. But then I just learned my grammar from reading lots of books, I don't know loads about the actual terms and mechanics involved.

[LOGIESPZ]

@Markgangzta the english are cunts though.

[JWCJBONE]

@LOGIESPZ Got anything to back up your claim?

[LaSeuleEtoile]

@LOGIESPZ Says who?

[LOGIESPZ]

@LaSeuleEtoile everyone, except maybe the americans because they love the "british", hates england.

[sakkarinahp]

@LOGIESPZ I thought about responding with a logical argument and decided not to waste it on you, therefore, ahem, Drop dead racist moron.

[satancomm41]

@Phoenix1664 two words, fucking riots :(

[Drakonische]

@Phoenix1664 you should check out George Carlin.

different style, but also memorable and cleverly funny

[AlphaCentCom]

Favorited for 7:50 :)

[barney5ish]

What a hero!

[popazz1]

My fecking ribs ache,lol.The man is a comic genius! It makes me proud to have just the tiniest drop of Irish blood coursing through my veins,along with the Jamesons,lol.

[chelseabarry12]

Lovely to touch, lovely to hold , but if u break it , conceder it sold :D

[josefgiven]

fucking trespassing!

[ThatVirtualGuy]

So, which are you then? Catholic or proddie?

Erm, im jewish.

Aye, but would that be a catholic Jew or a Protestant Jew??

[WiccanHighPriest0]

@ThatVirtualGuy in a word: what the fuck does it matter.

I can't count

[Tpal91]

@GamerBritannia

unfortunatelly i know very littel about the issues in Ireland.

i know that there have been big problems between the protestants and catholics. However i don't understand it here they also had strong seperation between the catholics and protestants, but nowadays it's no issue anymore, many people don't care if they are catholic or protestant.

[heatherleed1]

I only know him from mock the week (i love tht show) i just relized this yr how funny he is :L i love a lot of comedians like Russell Howard, Michael Mcintyre, Lee Evans,... etc

[WaunGronChampion]

Brave of him to do the mixed marriage jokes in Ireland

[TheCrosaidi]

@WaunGronChampion

why, most people despise the CC in ireland, run by a bunch of faggot rapists

[WaunGronChampion]

@TheCrosaidi

The reputation between catholics and protestants isn't great so there could be (and probably is) a mixture of them in the room. Just sayin...

[feckit2010]

fucking funny

[LinseyTMcC]

F'king brilliant!! 

[Tpal91]

Great very funny

i wish swiss or german comedyans were like this

the only thing i don't really get what's the problem with mixed marriages. my parents are mixed and i can't remember if i'm catholic or protestan. for who does that matter religion is anyway just something which is written down somewhere and isn't of any importance to you

[LazyScott99]

@Tpal91 the world is so fucked up nowadays that a mixed marriage now means one person is a man and one is a woman! lol

[TheGrizzly1968]

For all of the debaters who post. Get a life, it's comedy! It is supposed to make you laugh and possibly think about how absurd life is! Not spend hours of your life posting comments on here! Time you will never get back! And don't get me started on the post about the legal objections by US states on gays! fecking hell! Do us all a favour and (insert your own choice of word here!) off!

[blueray1969]

Brilliant. Naturally gifted comedian.

[YorkshireNerd]

yorkshire FTW

[VamLoveAndKisses]

He didn't mention the end of the Lord's prayer that anglicans say, 'For thine is the kingdom the power and the glory for ever and ever amen' I swear I have heard him do it before when one half of the congregation continues praying while the other shuts up.

[ciaochowbella]

@VamLoveAndKisses Baptists say that too.

[conalm51]

look at the fookin head on em lmao

[Noxid666]

how could 14 people hate this its feckin hilarious hahaha

[Spiritfilled63146]

Ho MG so funny!!!!

[swollower]

Hey! I`m english(from Liverpool and I`m living in germany!

[Number1Dictionary]

@swollower

i live in germany! and im english.

[Whelo3]

@90fitzgerald09 what are you on about? unite ireland under british rule?

[MollyRayForever]

@90fitzgerald09

eh...this is comedy so go post crap elsewhere

[bujin1977]

Funniest thing to come out of Ireland since Father Ted!

[MrCopperhead1861]

14 people were laughing so hard they hit the dislike buttion by mistake

[BlightedArt]

@MrCopperhead1861 And one person owns York Model Railway Station.

[Cranberryshortbread]

Dara is awesome. I'm sat here crying with laughter. :D

[costellom5]

nice.I'm looking for a video with another irish/british comedian.I remember a phrase:

"The americans have their-american dream.We here don't have a dream cause we're awake"

does anyone know this guy?

[jinofthethunder]

@costellom5 thats al murray, and he's english lol

[costellom5]

@jinofthethunder THANK YOU!!!!

I meant no disrespect.I didn't remember.

[LouisaLouisaful]

@costellom5 I'm not exactly sure, but I think it may be Patrick Kieltey, but I'm not certain

[costellom5]

@LouisaLouisaful no it's Al Murray

[LouisaLouisaful]

@costellom5 Oh, ok thanks

[craicingproductions]

Love Dara, best Irish comedian at the moment. One of the best improv comedians of all time. If your thirsty for more irish comedy check out my channel.

[357Snowball]

It really fucks up the comments when all people can think of to say is about England v Ireland. I'm english, I love Irish. Why the hell do people need to fight over things like who has the most knife crimes and who "owns" dara?

[39Auldkellier]

@357Snowball speaking as an irishman your welcome to dara, he's a nobhead

[mashhh]

"and that'll fuck up your feng shui" hahaha immense!!!

[Clairecotter]

Why do I bother scrolling down to read the comments when all I'm doing is looking for a laugh. Stop bloody arguing about irrelevant stuff. Go back to ye're home on buzz murdering avenue, buzz killers.

[WhiteTiger225]

@Clairecotter The CIA made you say that to propagate US Illumanati 9/11 racist views didn't they!? If yes, get mad at this comment!

[Clairecotter]

@WhiteTiger225 I'd tell you, but then I'd have to kill you. See how I side-stepped that? That's ten years of intensive CIA training right there.

[jimmy2k4o]

aaaa ireland, scotlands drunker but more civilised older brother

[ReadyAimFiyah]

@jimmy2k4o pardon me?...

[jimmy2k4o]

@ReadyAimFiyah use are like scotland except more drinking and less stabing lol

[ReadyAimFiyah]

@jimmy2k4o well not really did you not hear about that dude that stabbed 7 people in drogheda a while back?

[jimmy2k4o]

@ReadyAimFiyah cmon man that happens every weekend in glasgow

[ReadyAimFiyah]

@jimmy2k4o oh nice :) lol

[SimCity4IE]

@jimmy2k4o XDDD

[MrKillinginthename]

Funny how if there's even a mention of something contreversial people on YouTube comments have shout their opinions on that in which their not involved.

[gardaal]

we're gas, aand the huns are mad

[Mutimumu]

firing goons in the air...........guns...lol

[Jorachard]

I'm german and even I think he's funny.

That should count for something.

[CityzenJane]

"well ye left quite a bit out" - LOL

[Kevster1993]

ITS COMEDY! NOT POLITICS! Leave that to the Pub

[CrownedWithLaurels]

A, his name is Rooney and B..... look at the fuckin' head of him.

Brilliant :'D