Life in Quarantine, by The Fully Sick Rapper after 55 days in Quarantine

[SEEvans8188]

Lol, I can't stop sharing this, it's hilarious!

[ss33988]

Wait, so you really sick, or just made the vid in a hospital?

Thats actually pretty constructive use of your quarantine time

[rnberry1]

you are fantastic! i am so glad i found this video.

[IoriThePhoenix]

Quarantine could make you crazy !!!!!

[KyariiKai]

Day has just been made. 

[shelbyep0393]

Hey! :) Love your video! Are you still stuck in quarantine?

[benjaminvelleman]

does he ever blink his eyes?

[JordanMT91]

i am 1,000,000 :)

[doodlebobman]

Nearly 1 million!

[JohnWayneParr]

This video still rocks.

[caboose7026]

can u make a rap for me my name is Lachlan Anwyl plzzzzzzz your an awsome rapper

[zaypert]

this video made hospital look fun! :D

[ChristiaanVanVuuren]

@zaypert I suppose it was fun for what it was... apart from the coughing blood and nearly dying bit... and getting heaps bored and shit.

[lkirpy]

like if mens health magazine sent you here ;)

[ChristiaanVanVuuren]

@lkirpy Which Men's Health mag was it in?

[lkirpy]

@ChristiaanVanVuuren Pretty sure it was in the December issue, if not its the January one :)

[dinaatjuh]

you're cute!

[ChristiaanVanVuuren]

@dinaatjuh Meow.

[choppaholic26]

Funny video xD

[HSzach]

hey mate, im only 18, but just wondering if there are any chronic or long last effects/treatments that you're going to have to deal with for the rest of your life? i've just been diagnosed with what could possibly be a long-term chronic blood disorder and this video is helping me stay positive thinking about not only now but the long term as well. thanks again bro, great video and im sure it gives hope to alot of people not only suffering from illnesses but also to their family & friends too!

[ChristiaanVanVuuren]

@HSzach It's possible that my TB might come back one day, but we've done the best we can to make sure it won't... The best thing you can do is eat super healthy, don't drink, don't smoke, and minimise the stress in your life... that will help you cope the best!

[HSzach]

@ChristiaanVanVuuren Eat healthy, dont drink and dont smoke? I've just turned 18!

[giantglory81]

I'm not a stalker, but i saw you in a taco joint today....

Anyways, awesome vid!

[ChristiaanVanVuuren]

@giantglory81 I love taco's... Was it in Cronulla?

[giantglory81]

@ChristiaanVanVuuren haha, yep thats the one. I'm hooked on that joint!

[Eviewonder1988]

your a super kind of guy

[TheRetsirhc]

0:59 makes me laugh !

[rickydeeman]

You are absolutely brilliant, much respect!

[ChristiaanVanVuuren]

@rickydeeman Respect is mutual, cheers for the good vibes!

[2bscorpscoach]

121 people don't like to masticate.

[Tanae98]

HAHA! love it.....

Heard bout you from my brother now i cant stop watching all your videos..

Good luck for the future!

[ChristiaanVanVuuren]

@Tanae98 Thanks! Good luck to you too!

[vanvuurenbros]

@annoyeveryone Yeah cool, doesn't it feel nice to dish out a bit of praise? You made the world a more positive place. Why be a troll? It's lamo.

[TypesEvilAspieEyes]

Why is he in the hospital ?? If he is not sick for real , then he shouldn't be in the hospital .

[SpookyCandyMao]

@TypesEvilAspieEyes he was in quarantine for real because he had tuberculosis. That's why

[MadChpmnkChucker]

You just described my life in a nutshell my friend. I was on quarantine for this summer while with a flesh eating bacteria. This video is the description of my life

[ChristiaanVanVuuren]

@MadChpmnkChucker How heavy are flesh eating bacteria's!!! I hope you're okay now!!!

[squaidsbetrollin]

us aussies tend to be cool like this :D

[REVAMPtheindustry]

this is funny to me

[LIMMYLOVEKAMIKAZE]

pedo.



[cdltpx]

ROFL one man one cup Blahhhaa.

[htmldude]

"It means chew." made me crack up. Loves.

[dux14]

I find you attractive.

[squirtlegirl1]

okay so this guy is officially my hero :)

[CiciCasablancas]

What is it after "Phone Face" at 0:46?

[breip123]

u look hot as wolverene :P

[monkeyfuckingfun]

ur fully sick

[xXJAYMAN619Xx]

Its not a stormtrooper helmet. Its a clone .. Just puttin it out there.

[mattym619]

dis is pree good

[EpicKID99]

who noticed the playboy magazine

[EpicKID99]

could u post some lyrics please

[purepopskis]

2:38 LOOOL

[purepopskis]

this guy's my hero

[nahidragon]

@rollozan, Mastication or chewing is the process by which food is crushed and ground by teeth. It is the first step of digestion and it increases the surface area of foods to allow more efficient break down by enzymes.

So... You find it hard to chew into this video? Three letters for you, 'WTF'?

[a12837]

soooooooooo cool

[Pineapplepalmtree]

This is me with a bin for an arm.

This man is a legend. Full stop.

[RILEYsmitten]

Because australians are like that ........ Were pretty cool 

[thetuquannguyen]

@AllanGeeRusky Just like saying 'I'm home' instead of 'I'm at my home'

[mikehughesmcmuffin]

this is dumb

[AllanGeeRusky]

Why do Australians say for example "I'm in hospital" instead of "I'm in the hospital"?

[2Alpha29]

@AllanGeeRusky for the same reason people would say "I'm in bed" as opposed to "I'm in the bed"

[persiangal89]

I LOVE YOU. Your attitude is AMAZING! Best wishes!

[1katemarley]

LEGEND! thats all i can say

[Bloodraven216]

0:38 :P

[pedrorosasul]

Man! i have been 5 days at home! thanks for your video! make me breath!

[geaudry]

He really has TB

[2112deadsky]

is this just a joke ore due you hav tb?

[NoNameWorks420]

that made me lol so bad

[BiljeekGrp]

hwhahHhahahajahaha really niiiiiceeee. :p

[buzaladzeluka]

i really have 2 say that in your situation i would have been suicidal but now that i have seen you and the way that you live in such pain, i really learned a lesson :

never ever give up

:) get well soon

[LilMissSpeeedy]

Love this! hahaha

[darinm100]

U blow dick pick a new subject ass hole

[ellymo13]

one man one cup!! lmao

[bnsa]

Congratulations on officially beating this & taking the last of 4500 pills! You can drink now! Woo HOO!!!

[Setiishere]

Love it

[ChristiaanVanVuuren]

@joenoesbitt2008 Thanks! It has definitely resulted in a new hobby for me... one that I haven't completely explored yet, but that I'm getting ready to do so...

[ChristiaanVanVuuren]

@joenoesbitt2008 So true... I am so stoked to have my health back these days.

[Mantra1121]

HAHAHA just watched this so funny ... youtube.com/watch?v=d8JmjJtDPh­4

[jonanice]

2:23 - 2:27 makes me larf sooo much. saw u on rude tube u look fit for a sick guy :p

[rollozan]

I find it hard to masticate to this video.

[ChristiaanVanVuuren]

@rollozan I find it hard to masticate knowing that other people might be masticating at the same time.

[Kolashov]

@ChristiaanVanVuuren touché.... touché.....

[SchMasHed]

@ChristiaanVanVuuren I find that if you don't masticate enough you could choke and die.

[randomrocka]

You sir, are awesome. Did any of the doctors ever wander in and wander what the hell you were doing? They probably thought you were going insane.

[ChristiaanVanVuuren]

@randomrocka Yeah I got sprung many times by the doctors... Once, I even had heart monitors strapped to my head and shit... they actually put a note in my chart to watch closely, as they were unsure if I had been taking extra medications.

[sunmee85]

4:09-4:24 cracks me up

[bluepicklezz]

Can I hug you??

[ChristiaanVanVuuren]

@bluepicklezz Yes.

[SLOPPYASSBASTARD]

How the fuck did you get the chairs to move?

[ChristiaanVanVuuren]

@SLOPPYASSBASTARD CGI... Nah, my brother got to come in for a visit at one point, and I asked him to lie on the ground and pull the chairs for me.

[annoyeveryone]

normally i would write a comment purely to annoy the author or people watching the video but you are an inspiration and i give you mad props on keeping yourself occupied in such an entertaining way during what would be a horrible experience.

[5teampunker]

@annoyeveryone These people aren't going to troll themselves dude....

[RaRa131723]

this is awesome!

[IamNorthwind]

Absolutely love it

[MJMurillo]

hey, you got featured on mashable.com! i've been following for along time. I can't wait for the new stuff.

[ChristiaanVanVuuren]

@MJMurillo Yeah, Mashable have done a couple of link throughs to my videos. They are a very kind group of dudes and chicks.

[jjollyish]

it's alright Christian your a sexy darth vaider/storm trooper/transformer!

[ETheChannel]

fully sick video

[ChristiaanVanVuuren]

@ETheChannel FULLY siiiiiiiiiiick maaaaaaaate.

[joeyslag]

@ChristiaanVanVuuren Are you really in Quarantine?? lol... Beast of a video and song mate!!!

[Rainbowsaftertherain]

You're more entertaining and clever and fun to watch than most of the rap "artists" out there!

[IamNorthwind]

@Wurst9191

Aren't you a moron

[ChristiaanVanVuuren]

@Wurst9191 Really? Spewing. Back to the ghettos for me. I guess I better cut my teeth on the mean streets of Compton for a while longer before I try to break into the rap game.

[joeyslag]

@Wurst9191 I will accept that comment when i c u do better ;)

[FudgeYouGuys]

so i dont get it, are you really sick, and if so what kind of sickness?

[ChristiaanVanVuuren]

@FudgeYouGuys Read the video descriptions and you should get the idea... I was sick with MDR-TB and quarantined for 187 days in an airtight hospital room, because it was hectic infectious. The videos I released from inside hospital list how many days I was in there at that particular time.... I have been out for a while now, but have had heaps of video footage that I filmed in hospital, which I have been since putting online.

[khimosaubi]

@FudgeYouGuys Its Aids Bro...

[ypdaras]

one man one cup

[SheaColleen]

I loooove Australian accents(:

[ChristiaanVanVuuren]

@SheaColleen I love american, french, eastern european, and south american accents.

[SheaColleen]

@ChristiaanVanVuuren OMFG THE FULLY SICK RAPPER REPLIED TO MEEE :D I feel so honored. Wow, you're so nice to reply to everyone's comments(: I love this video so much I've watched it like 100000000000000000000000000000­0000000000000000000000000 times :D

[AustinKnoT]

haha epic

[IBenjaminHDI]

i crapped my own poo out of my butt crackhole damn xp

[ChristiaanVanVuuren]

@IBenjaminHDI I have done that before too. It wasn't pleasant.

[ZDoggMD]

X-treme TB baby! Nice!

[SheaColleen]

AAAAH AMAZING LOL

[CodOps]

Is it just me or in other videos you have bin in different rooms ?

[ChristiaanVanVuuren]

@CodOps It's a bit disorientating, because I filmed the first few videos on my built-in laptop photobooth camera, so it automatically makes everything backwards, like a mirror or something. Then started using a normal video camera, so then everything was normal way around. But it's the same room. Except then at the very end of my stay, for the last couple of weeks they moved me into the room next door, and that was trippy, because the room was the same except backwards!!! Then my brain exploded.

[CodOps]

@ChristiaanVanVuuren lol

[okalov]

Hilarious mate, I've watched this a few times over the last year or so and I laugh atleast once every time. Thanks

[ChristiaanVanVuuren]

@okalov Cheers mate! I'm glad you enjoy the vid!

[CodOps]

Im watching you on inisght so i looked u up that was sick asss bro....

[biggidy1st]

@CodOps me to

[CodOps]

@biggidy1st cool



[ChristiaanVanVuuren]

@CodOps Insiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight... Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeow.

[Kiahmotor]

good old Australian comedy good on the guy!

[ARoundCube]

this is so epic haha!

[Xodis233]

so fuckin gay , so pissed i click on this crap ass shit trash

[ChristiaanVanVuuren]

@Xodis233 Haha! I'm so glad you did. Otherwise we wouldn't have met. And I think that you might be special.

[smooody1988]

Oh my got i want mister glove with an arse for a face!

[ChristiaanVanVuuren]

@smooody1988 Mr Glove with and Ass for a Face wants a Smooody!

[MakeItChill]

Hahahahahaha hilarious xD laughed hard to this

[11Liani23]

Christiaan van Vuuren? South-African Immigrant maybe? 

[ChristiaanVanVuuren]

@11Liani23 Yeah my old man is a saffa.

[lozeliza714]

*agree... oops

[lozeliza714]

Absolutely AWESOME! My girlfriend showed me this and OMG - TEARS of laughter!!! LOVE LOVE LOVE IT!!!! :D Thanks Kiddo!! x p.s we both totally agrtee, your wayyyy mega hot! :D ;) take it easy love!

[ChristiaanVanVuuren]

@lozeliza714 GRRRRRRRR!!

[newtownlegends]

I'm in this video. I'm the Phone Face!

[llmcox]

Very inspiring to see humor and a positive attitude in that kind of situation. You are simply awesome :)

[RatedRChris13]

MASTERCATE...

IT MEANS CHEW!!

I loled at that so hard

[BAZZMANNIFY]

3:04 my hand is a dolphin!!!

[2791991]

i wish i were the nurse taking care of him for months --

[ChristiaanVanVuuren]

@2791991 No you don't want to have been my nurse. I think I must've been a massive burden by the end of my 187 day stay. I wasn't quiet very often! The oldies were hating me!

[Ramaz3002]

Hahahaha that is awesome. Nice work

[choni1975]

dude you are keeping me sane in my time in incarceration. on my first stint in here, I made a wilson (from the movie castaway).

[ChristiaanVanVuuren]

@choni1975 How good is Wilson!? I totally had a few of them floating around my room. A few different footies, and some faces on random shit.

[AussieBrohh]

this is brilliant .....!!!

[shinestarsing321]

HAHHAHA this mde me lol so much

i want a tea bagged lady friend too....

[Teresatard]

When are you going to make more raps? Thats what you're so good at.

[ChristiaanVanVuuren]

@Teresatard I will get started on some rap songs again soon, I just wanted to finish off editing all of the footage that me and my brother filmed in the last couple of weeks for our web series "Fully Sick and the Side Effect Project".

[Bloodking1991]

@xBrokenLogic No you wouldnt

[corgilady77]

I just wanted to let you know I am sending this to a friend of mine that is being treated for luekemia. She is in quarantine. You are really cheering her up and you are helping keeping her mind busy and her outlook bright. THANKS!!! DONT Stop inspiring others!!!!

[ChristiaanVanVuuren]

@corgilady77 Thanks. I hope that your friend is doing okay! I'm sure that you are helping her by being so awesomely supportive and stuff! :)

[newtownlegends]

none that I know of yet... *qrik**qrik*

[tehtrintran]

I'm about to graduate as a nursing assistant. I hope to god I get a patient like you some day ;_;

[ChristiaanVanVuuren]

@tehtrintran Haha! I hope I get nursed by a nurse like you one day! Although, I hope that I don't have to be nursed again for a while.

[bigporter1]

this video is amazing!!!

[bigporter1]

dude this video is amazing!!! i was forced to share it on facebook so everyone i know could be impressed with your work!! keep on keeping on dude!

[cutiecorki]

This is me with a transformer head.

You are legendary!

[M3TALFLY]

"Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut.....­..........." HAHAHA i love that "Buuuuuuuuuuuuuut....."

[ChristiaanVanVuuren]

@M3TALFLY Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuut

[trinasunshina]

haha wolverine! this is soo kool the bin bit at the end is my favourite. hope you're all better!

[FullyNimble]

thats so weird

[haiiithereee30]

AHAHAHAH. Funny :)

[alexMmasonB101]

weird lol

[andysunstory]

lol!

[2manybadvideos]

your the man

[sparkeish]

who could dislike this? this guy is a fucking legend

[Teresatard]

I love you.

[WilliWilliPoo]

how can you dislike this :S so good haha :)