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  • If crashing is to result in errors, then you must crash! HL2.Exe said that, and I think he knows a little more about crashing than you do pal, because he invented it! Then he perfected so that no living error could crash him in the ring of errors!

    Then he used his fight money to bring 2 of every error on to a boat, then crashed the crap out of everyone of them

    And from that day forward, any time a bunch of errors are found together it's called Windows 98! Unless it's Team fortress 2!

  • Oh my god, i was least expecting bronies here. WE R FCKIN EVERYWHERE1!!11

  • IF the magic of friendship is to result in victory than you must LOVE!

    Princess Celestia said that, and I think she knows a little more about friendship than you do pal because she invented it! And then she perfected it so that no Pony could best her in the ring of honor!

    Then she used her friends money to buy EVERY troll on earth and herded them into her castle and then loved and tolerated the CRAP out of every single one of them!

    (Out of room so I can't add the end)

  • OMG guys! I found the "Meet the pyro" video.. it's 0:00 to 0:04 of this video. Enjoy...

  • the whole time he was talking to heads

  • press 6, wait for him to hit the grenades together then press 1. =)

  • @DarkSpartan776 I don't get it.

  • @Colddirector

    The grenades will explode (although 1 is a little off from the explosion time)

  • @DarkSpartan776 try 6 and then 7

  • 97 people got the crap beatin out of them by sun tzu.

  • I always laugh at 0:48

  • Press 6 and 1.lol

  • Is it me or is the Pyro just sort of the butt-monkey of TF2, he's always getting killed in the "Meet The" videos and he's the only one without a "Meet The" video

  • 1:14 why two lenses if there only one medic?

  • for those wondering, valve already released a "meet the pyro",

    its from 0:00 to 0:07 XD!

  • "he invented it and he perfected it until no living man can best him in the ring of honour!"

  • i love this video so funny

  • lmao

    

  • epic

  • Does he see anything xD?

  • Press 6, wait when he hit granades and then press 1

  • if u spam 8 it eventually sounds like vagina butt

  • next time a bunch of animals are together in 1 place it's called hale's own pants :P

  • pause at 1:05

  • Press 6. After he hits the grenades together, press 1 and enjoy.

  • Unless it's a farm (granary)!

  • unless its a fram :3

  • Soldier must be so lonely.

  • CROCKETS. CROCKETS EVERYWHERE.

  • Press 6 after he hits the grenades togethar press 1.

  • If harvesting zap apples is sure to result in zap apples jam, then you must buck!

    Celestia said that, and I think she knows a LITTLE more about zap apples than you do because she created them! And then she perfected them so that no living pony can best her in the ring of apple-bucking.

    Then she used her godly powers to gather two of every pony into Equestria, and then she sent each and every one of them to the MOON!

  • @BattleButlerJeeves you sir, get a brohoof

  • UNLESS ITS A FARM.

  • Man, he must've been talkin' to jars again.

  • Granny Smith.

  • @Dashingswordsman1 brohoof. i noes i'm not the only one....

  • @KeramatZMode *hehheehehhehe...* And from that day fourth, whenver they smash a bunch of apples together in a jar, it's call a *Jam!*

  • @Dashingswordsman1 Ah horseapples.

  • LOL CALL GI GOE..

  • @alphadrumma Mine's the Sniper. I can barely headshot to save my life before someone kills me. :(

  • THE ZOO, UNLESS IT'S A FARM

  • Classic XD

  • 1:11 soldiers eyes :D

  • I am unfamiliar with that bone sticking out of the medic's neck... I could have sworn there was a spine there, not another femur....

  • try 7 and 1 too, after he hits the ground.

  • I finally get it, Tzu, Zoo.

  • UNLESS ITS A FARM!

  • *assumtion of one mans worth on par of small insect larvae*

  • >_< DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH AGAIn

  • If sniping is sure to result in victory, then you must snipe! the sniper said that! And I think he'd knows a little bit more about sniping than you do pal, because he invented it! and then he perfected it so that no living man can best him in long range battles. Then he used his bullets to headshoot two of each and every player on the other team, took their heads back to me, so I could use the heads to make the hell out of this video!

  • go to 1:02 for pwnage

  • the blue team never seems to win in these trailers

  • /watch?v=BWUkeXNitMw&list=UUQe­A2GDyCWCfE2FwIlf2srw&index=10&­feature=plcp!!

  • Like if you think he should run our army =D

  • Look! PAINIS CUPCAKE!!

  • A fat joke a day, keeps Episode 3 away. :P

  • Wait a second... 8 classes were died by soldier.. THAT 9TH ONE CLASS IS STILL ALIVE!!!

  • UNLESS ITS A FARM!!!

    

  • This is a very funny moment because, my dad yesterday bought a book about Sun Tzu. I was like "LOL" and i remembered this trailer and soldier saying "Sun Tzu said that". :P

  • anyone else see the NO SMOKING sign right when he whacked the spy?

  • UNLESS IT'S A FARM

  • pressing 1 is pretty much the solider in action

  • TEAMFORTRESS Copyright LOLOLOL a Valve picture

  • I just got the "zoo" joke for the first time, and I've watched this a thousand times. Sun *Tzu* sounds like zoo.

    Am I the only one who never realized that?

  • @vvav UNLESS ITS A FARM

  • @vvav nope, i never got that either

  • @vvav i still dont get it xD

  • @vvav Dude, I seriously didn't get it until you explained it. Dammit I feel stupid. XD

  • @vvav No, sadly you are not.

  • @vvav Same! I just got it for the first time after wathcing it for ages!! lol

  • Press 6 then once he hits the gernades together press 1

  • Soldier is cool class. He kills other team and doesn't afraid of anything.

  • POW!KABOOM!

  • Press 3 repeatedly for Scat Man

  • if saving a princess is to result in victory, then you must save! super mario said that, and i'd say he knows a little more about rescuing a princess then you do because he invented it! and perfected it so that no koopa could best him in the ring of honor.

    then he used his gold coins to buy two of every enemy on earth, lured them onto an airship,

    and stomped the crap out of every single one!

    and from that day, any game where you save a princess is Super Mario!

    unless it's Legend of Zelda

  • Hes talking about saxton hale

  • yell "WHAT THE FUCK!" then press 1

  • lol

  • UNLESS ITS A FARM

  • "I'm on a boat!" Tzun Tzu said that.

  • First time I saw this, I didn't have the sound on. It was just as funny without the sound as with.

  • 1:12 i want him as my teacher

  • 6 for BOAT

  • Beep boop son, beep boop.

  • stop at 1:13

  • Turn on the captions at 1:07

  • @JKSproductions365

    it's called a assault XD

    1:20 lessons of land?

  • press 1 for exploding heavy.

  • 0:56 then hit 0:08 enjoy

  • If trolling is to result in a ban then you must troll! Some geek said that, and I say he knows a little more about trolling than you do pal because he invented it! And then he perfected it so no living person could best him in the ring of troll! Then he used his money to buy 2 of every sticky on the internet. Then he went on a forum and posted the crap out of each and every single one. And from that day anytime a bunch of stickies are in once place it's called a flood! Unless it's spam!

  • 0:00-0:06 and you guys whine about pyro trailer being absent

  • Maggots!

  • If trolling is to result in a ban then you must troll! Some geek said that, and I say he knows a little more about trolling than you do pal because he invented! Then he perfected it so no living troll could best him in the ring of flamewar! Then he used his Paypal money to buy 2 of every sticky on the internet. Then he posted the crap out of each and single one. And from that day forward anytime a bunch of stickies are in one place it's called a flood! Unless it's spam!

  • i shouted this a school :)

  • "If playing is to result in victory then you must play!" Robin Walker said that. And I think he knows a little more of TF2 then YOU DO pal, because he invented it! And then perfected so no living griever could troll a good player!

    Then he used his shop money to buy TWO of every copy of every hat! ANd then he put in a crate, and he dropped every single one!

    And on that day forward a bunch of hats are in one place it called a trade server!

    Unless it's a shop!

  • UNLESS ITS A FARM!

  • lol, press 6, wait for him to clink the grenades together, the press 1

  • @sonofagun97 lol

  • @sonofagun97 ouch

  • @sonofagun97 *REPOST*

  • Unless it's a FARM!

  • you know if o were him id take that cigeratte out of that spys mouth and use it becuase that had a 5$ TAX

  • 1:13 for his eyes

  • lol pause at 1:13

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  • Tip: If you enter Valve - wear red clothes.

  • If eating is sure to result in victory, then you must eat! Gabe Newell said that, and I'd say he knows a little bit more about eating contests than you do, pal, because he invented it, and then he perfected it so that no living man could best him in the ring of eating.

    Then, he used his contest money to buy two of every pastry on earth, and then he gathered them into a plate, AND HE ATE THE CRAP OUT OF EVERY SINGLE ONE!

  • @makie0901441 And from that day forth anytime a bunch of pastries are in one place it's called a bakery! UNLESS IT'S A BUFFET!

  • @makie0901441 and from that day forward any time a heap of food is handed to Gabe on a platter in the morning is called brunch!

    Unless is all you can eat!

  • @makie0901441 great asshole, now we're never going to get episode 3

  • @makie0901441 And from that day foward any fat guys that gather together its called a COMIC-CON!

    Unless its McDonalds

  • @makie0901441 and from that day forward anyplace where a bunch of food is together it's called a restaurant!

    unless it's food court

  • @makie0901441 Every time you insult Gabe Newell's weight he cuts himself.....

    Another piece of cake.....

  • @makie0901441

    And from that day forward, any time a large number of pastries were in one single place, it was called a bakery! Unless it's Gabe Newell's mini-fridge. 

  • @makie0901441 ...and from that day forward, any time a bunch of meals are in one place it's what we call a buffet.

  • @crisphate95 Unless its a steamboat.

  • @makie0901441 LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL XD VERY funny. :D

  • @makie0901441 ...and VALVe never release HL EP 3 if he saw your comment...

  • It's not a pun if you can't pronounce his name right.

  • 0:30 thumbs up for an epic warcry!!! xD

  • where do i recognize that voice from...

  • Heavy :POW ( heavy expolds)

  • 0:00 - 0:06 Meet the Pyro

  • The Idiot-Savant of the Battlefield

  • MAGGOOTSSS

    

  • Meet the Soldier? More like meet the freakin' General.

  • UNLESS IT'S A FARM!

  • Maggots "blow"

    

  • Solider got an awful lot of Crockets, he was exceptionally lucky in that fight.

  • does anyone notice at 0:13, 'copyright lololol'?

  • @Minotaur625 well now I do.

  • man i want this guys copy of the bible

  • Why does Pyros mask Never EVER come off Even when His/her Head it Off

  • unless its a farm!

  • Someone make a Tristana (LoL) version of this one

  • unless it's a farm!

  • "and then he used his fight money to buy two of every animal on Earth ... And then he herded them onto a boat, and then he BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF EVERY SINGLE ONE."

    ...I want the soldier to come to my sunday school...

  • wait until he hits his greands then press 1

  • when watching this i can't help but say WHAT THE FUCK VALVE?

  • Pan-tsu said that.

  • press 9 soldier and sniper is stylin

  • pause at 1:12 fastly and you can see soldier's eyes

  • Press 1 for pow xD

  • UNLESS ITS A FARM!

  • If trolling is sure to result in rage quitting then you must troll!

    Anonymous said that!

    And i think they know a little more about trolling then you do pal!

    Because they invented it!

    And they perfected it so no living troll could beat them in 4chan!

  • 1. Watch the video.

    2. look at first comment

    3. Thumbs up to this comment 

  • 0.55-0.56

    1st sign on crafting items :o

  • thumbs up if we need this guy to train our own military...

  • @actualmadscientist For the Philippine Army and other armies

  • @TommyGun4027 yeah, and we need heavy too...

  • @actualmadscientist did you know that he's a civilian ?

  • @metalgearrexlover why no, no i did not. thanks for pointing that out. (cant blame me for being mistaken though *laughs*) perhaps as a civilian advisor then?

  • @actualmadscientist militia trainer

  • @metalgearrexlover I'm positive he was in the army and was killing nazi's for years after the war ended.

  • @CrizpyWaffle well that would be awsome,but theres no indication for you theory.but still...

  • @metalgearrexlover No no, thats definitely in his description. I have to go check now.

  • @CrizpyWaffle he went on a nazi killing spree during the war

  • @metalgearrexlover actually he ended it on 1949 4 years after the war

  • @johnjobf oh thanks for the info

  • @metalgearrexlover And quit after learning about the end of the war.

  • @metalgearrexlover of course! great idea!....now all we need is some recruits for him.

  • @actualmadscientist NO! we need ALL classes in our military!!!

  • @defcom50 agreed! medic would be awesome! 1/2 casualties+uber charge would kickass!

  • UNLESS ITS A FARM! :D:D:D

  • look at the spy face at 1:06

  • gaben said that! and i think he knows a little more about team fortress 2 then you do pal! because he invented it! and he perfected it so no living man could beat him in the world of Team Fortress 2!

  • @jibestboy Then he used his hats to lure TWO of every TF2 class on the map. And then he herded them onto Dustbowl, and then they beat the CRAP OUTTA EVERY SINGLE ONE.

    And from that day forward anytime a bunch of classes are together in one place it's called the CONTROL POINT.

    ....UNLESS IT'S A CART.

  • @jibestboy Gaben didn't invent tf 2...

  • @fare777 he did in my head!