10 ways to annoy Emmett Cullen!

[LeiO34]

kellan lutz is so fucking hot!!! 

[lillyomann]

talk about how chuck norris then move to the vorite and hid in day and dont get killed by him

[poohbear33194]

lol the last one wa smy favorite. i bet bella can break more houses than him and rose

[520gleerox]

THIS IS HILARIOUS!!!



[DestanyGriffith]

One more (i got it from someody else :)) Jacob and renesmee sing california girls and change the lyrics to we freaked in his jeep and point at emmett :) (again was not mine i took it from a nother vid)

[CrazedCherryBomb]

I AM A EMMIIITTTT FAN i love the one were it said hug me or crash his jeep :D i would hug him though!!! even though.. it would make him mad... wait never mind i wouldnt make him mad hes too cool KELLAN! :D

[Sammy8uYO]

#9 all the way!!!!!!

[Baseballluver77]

11 tell him a have a huge teddy bear named after him

[DropBeauty]

HAHAHA! :d

[blargimapirate]

lol, i liked this because of the strip, baby, strip thing. :)

[wareagle01able]

haha i swear i laghed my butt off my friend didnt get the last one so i told her that she should read the books but we loved the rest of them! the best by far was the one where rosalie can fix his car but he cant!!!!!!!!!! :) LOL

[eliekiryusoratouya]

emmet never even drives his jeep so its more so the family car!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[smackurface1999]

Number 8 really would annoy him!!!

[roxy819999]

haha i love the steel his jeap and crash it that would piss him off

[MyGirlCajun]

I like Emmett but not enough people say this anymore.

ELRIC PWNS CULLEN 100%

[hawiiandelight]

TEAM EMMETT!!!! <333

[flamerider13542]

this was stupid

[Gingieie]

Tell him that Harry Potter could totally kick his ass in Quidditch.

[sgrocks678]

hillarious loved it totally going to bug the heck out of him lol a million times :)

[Chalekfan4ever14]

@Sarahvampirechic11 wow!! Somebody always has to compare HP to Twilight!

[SytherinIcePrincess7]

Ok I think chasing the Jeep would get u killed

[roosobessedbytwiligh]

4,6,8 are the ones that would really annoy him

9 only if you "fake" prove it!

[ilyperson7209]

i LOVE number nine!!!! if you've read breaking dawn you'll knnow why...

[WaterfoxCrazy]

Emmett, can I have some of your steroids? XD

[PureBeauty305]

why dont they have a team emmett

[xxBlueGemxx]

Hey, I just realized that Emmett and Kevjumba are both heterosexual bear-wrestlers :OOO

[Yoru35shugocharafan]

lol dude that's....

[ilovejustin4776]

Okay, so this was kinda stupid?

[nerdgirlme]

This was hilarious

[cruisereevesbarnesXD]

emmett is so much cuter than edward and jacob

[BlossomGirl18419]

@cruisereevesbarnesXD

damn right about that! :D

[madchickbabyxxx]

I loved the last one!!!!"!!!

[Cullen612]

I would love to break a house with Emmett <3

[Sarahvampirechic11]

11: Talk about how Viktor Krum could soooo kick his ass!

[MyPak200011]

I laughed my butt off at #2. But I'm not sure i want to know the answer to THAT.

[missdeathangel98]

kellan is FIT .

and i dont think asking him wot he calls rose in bed wud annoy him hed probs just laugh at you and call you a perv

[ReviewCam]

Emmett is too sweet to be annoyed by anything lol. What a cutie pie

[EmoGirrl87]

TEAM EMMETT FOR THE WINN!!!!!!!

[dexterfan10165]

TEAM EMMETT

[swimmy123451]

emmett is just plain AWESOME

[sadadorable]

i like the last one

[0Joann0]

and btw, Rosalie would NEVER cheat on him with JACOB.

[0Joann0]

oeeh at number 8 he would really be angryd!

[54erz5]

I love this it's so funny:)I like number 1,2,3,8,9, and 10

[CheyenneCamp]

it was cool, just needs music

[Jerry87689]

it was ok

[23ChocolateBunnies]

i LOVE number 6!!

[sunstorm98]

i love emmett and all but i am totally 100% team jasper he is my honey bear

[orangelova123]

@sunstorm98 i no sooo true

[mzcullen1924]

#8 probably woulden't bother him considering he'd just go out and buy another xDD

[SimonsGal123]

LMao when it said number 2 i was taking a sip of soda and i spit it out laughing my head off im like XDDDD LMFAO

[beiberbeadles4ever]

@SimonsGal123 what does she call him in bed? i havent read the books in forever

[SimonsGal123]

@beiberbeadles4ever she calls him Emmybear XD lmao

[beiberbeadles4ever]

@SimonsGal123 lawl i don't remember reading that

[blackishpinkable]

@beiberbeadles4ever Yea,i dont remeber reading that either...

[beiberbeadles4ever]

@blackishpinkable maybe it wasnt there?

[SchleichSophie]

i luv number 8

[fuzzybear7203]

EMMETT'S THE HOTTEST GUY IN ALL OF LIFE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IDK WHY POEPLE FIGHT OVER EDWARD AND JACOB I SAY EMMETT'S HOTTER THEM BOTH OF THEM SO SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GOOD GREF! LOVED THE VIDEO MY FAVE ONES WERE NUMBERS 2 , 3 , 4 , 6 , 7 , 8 , 9 ,AND 10! LOL! I <3 my monkey man!!!!!!!

[EllieMCullen]

@fuzzybear7203 calm down GOOD GREF!

[blaisenun]

i do #7 to alot o peoples

[bmiller112]

i love the jeep part, cuz my stepdad drives a jeep.so can i drive his and crash it?

[SchleichSophie]

@bmiller112 i guess so lol

[VampireTany]

this is so old but i like it

[calichica555]

Emmetts hilarious!

[27twilightgirl]

luv me sum Emmett Cullen!!! fuck up edass!! emmetts da best lookin 1!!Damn!!

[inessxless]

HAHA! No. 8 is SOO good XD!

[roxxrod]

o he is so hot!!

[thepinkemo11]

haha num 10 :)

[TeamEmmett3016]

I LUVVVV EMMETT AND I LUV HIM THE MOST!!!!! HE'S MINE!!!!!! THAT IS WHY I'M SO HYPERRRRR

[crazimuch957]

I'd do #10 just because it's true!

[mandygracerox101]

Would be beter with music

[7xxeviilmonkiixx7]

xD I don't think Emmett would get annoyed, I think he'd make some comment back at you :P

[05teddy06]

wtf rose wouldn't even call him anything in BED u retard they don't go to bed!!!

ps. I LOVEEEEE EMMETTTT CUULLLUUUNNN / Mr. Gawjuzz!

[Firefly730]

@05teddy06 Yeah... um... i think they ment something other than sleeping

[TheMsLolSmileyFace10]

@05teddy06 She means when they're 'breaking houses'

[twilightlover8876]

i love the pic. at 0:21 sooo cute

[YourLoveisMyDrug97]

you shouldnt annoy emmett just cause hes way awesomer than you

[1jacksonrathbonefan]

lol what does rose call him in bed

[SanchoWanchoo]

absolutely team emmet. i love him!

[jhanyahk90]

lol tell him Rosalies cheating is a joke but with JACOB thats just plain rude!

[danial1ful]

HAHAHA THAT WAS GREAT i would tottaly do most of those things just to see how mad he would get

[eEemppUu]

If you wanna die... :D

[theamvgirlx]

I have a vid like this on my channel! Come watch and comment!

[wolfpup3311]

I LOVE YO EMMETT!!!!!!!!!!!

[missibeadivatv]

if you ask him what rosalie calls him in bed him might tell you lol love twilight

[MiLeYjObRoStWiLiGhT]

HAHA

[topcrakhead]

i love the one with rosalie cheating on him wit jacob lolz i love emmett

TEAM EDWARD!!!!

[musicfan10001]

TEDDEY BEAR!!!!

[manaroker]

does this dbag even have any lines in the movie?? Horrible Stephenie Meyer and her one dimensional characters.

[alexsuckseggs]

hey i wouldnt say no 2 braking some houses....with him

[kellynattico1]

answer to #2......"My Monkey Man."

[emmettheartsme]

@kellynattico1 NO! hes MY monkeyman! lol

[isabella1114]

LOL

[emza0001]

i love him lots!

[TwilightJasperMaggot]

I love the one about fixing cars XD

[ThePingShowJL]

I laughed my ass off on this vid.

[LongTimeNoSwing]

I had one hell of a time trying to sign in just so i can say this

EMMETT F-ING ROX MY SOX!!!!!! XP

[lijustinb]

6 was my favorite and 9 was funny too

[PhoebeAH1]

LOL number eight is a way to get killed by emmett not annoy him.

[webekinz1998]

wow i think he would KILL me if I crashed his jeep

[SoapCherry]

he would actually laugh at most of these ways lol

[angellove230]

i dont understand the number one way

[Nugs552]

those jokes were really stupid... I bet most of you haven't ever read breaking dawn so ur idiot mind wouldn't get it

[loyalsara1]

those would plain out piss him off.

[NinjaEastaBunni]

Loved, 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9 ad 10 LOL

[sgirl2864]

Emmett is a sexy beast

[lindseylopezp2]

omg i just bearly got the hole bear thing i keep hearing it but i dont get it but know i do haha lol way funny

[kaileybasile]

ok this was funny even though i hate vampires!!still lol

[Chesie26]

oooooooooh i like the last one lol

[TEAMEMMETTALLTHEWAY4]

SO IS KELLAN LUTZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TEAMEMMETTALLTHEWAY4]

SO IS KELLAN LUTZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TEAMEMMETTALLTHEWAY4]

SO IS KELLAN LUTZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[TEAMEMMETTALLTHEWAY4]

EMMETT CULLEN IS BEAST!!!!

[caitybug0311]

#2 is just sick!!!! lol

[vOlleygAl012]

I think it would have been funny if they would have put that bella beat him in a arm weslting match

[dancer3021]

I luuuuuuuuuuv emmet I think he's kinda cuter than Edward sorry but I do

[xXHamsterxChickXx]

@dancer3021 lol i disagree but dont apologize :D im much more into ed, but their both pretty hot :D

[ferillmin]

#3 was a bit fun :-D

[Musicalnotte]

not good thats all i can say.

[hard2messwith]

I loooooovve the last part too! ^_^

[LuFUnkYgIRl]

the last is so funny haha!!

[jaylonjonas]

haha that last one was like burnn

[chickgirlxox]

hahaha... he'd go kill jacob if we'd do number 9

[teamjacob033]

all of these are really funny!!!!! the last one had me cracking up!! XD

[mimicamiella]

The last one should of been that rose is leaving him for a mutt that would get him mad

[ThatsAlwaysAlice]

The last one was classic xx and soo true x

[OLDIESandafewNEWIES]

#4 n #10  had me ROLLIN

[jackbutler300]

#9 would really tick off emmet

[KinzTuberrr]

XD LMFAOOOO

[expressphoto]

EMMETT ROCKS, but the vid was good and all those things would annoy him. But unlease you want to die, I wouldn't say it to his face. lol

[INSIDER2EMMY]

@expressphoto lol sooo trueee

[jgirlrockstar]

9 is the best

[newleo96]

i think this needs music. otherwise, it's pretty good.

[909Gabi]

I think 2. 4. 8. and 10. Would definetly annoy him.

[saxonsback]

i hate you stinghy biatch!!!!

y would anybody want to annoy him...

he's so hot

[Welchita22]

great video but you forgot BEARS he hate bears (for obvios reasons)

[iz512]

lol i would tell Rose to put the hug me sign on him he is scary

[NickyRox09]

Ha ha lol

[scarletxxxxxxxxxrose]

u ovosly hate emmett, or ur just plane mean, i mean jacob is a DOG!

[brm768]

I would be the first one to hug him if he had a 'hug me' sign on his back. Sorry Rose!

[lizzybeth795]

@brm768 i agree to that

[INSIDER2EMMY]

@brm768 mehh too lol thtss soo truee i love himmmmm

[twilightsagafan209]

me: u know bella won an armwresteling contes against u!

him: gr. go away.

me: shouldnt u be fixing rosalies car, not crashing it?

him: go away.

me: r u on steroids?

him:*hiss*

me: rosalie's cheating on u with jacob!

him: (i dont think i need to explain wat happens next. i would also do the hug me sign! : D he would be furious!!! all day! : D nice vid! lol!

[bajanboo21]

U IS HI-LAR- IOUS!!!! HAHAHAHAHHAHHAH I WOULD LOVVEE FOR SOMEONE TO DO THAt in a video!!! bye now

[twilightsagafan209]

@bajanboo21 i should make it longer. and ur rite...

[emtika800]

luv number 4

[XxXLauraCullenXxX]

Haha i love number one :L well done but onther could've been tell him that his fave baseball team lost the biggest game of the season when the actually won :L

[lolering]

lol awsome just amazing

[twilightsagafan209]

I wanna try the 'hug me' sign on his back! LOLZ!

[xXBlushingBeautyXx]

bahaha I was just gonna put that when i read your comment. But come on we both know we'd crack up and give it away

[SmileyMileyGirly555]

damn you BOTH stole mine!!!

[xXBlushingBeautyXx]

Haha, I'll make you a deal YOU do the hug me sign and I'll hide in La Push well you tell him I dared you to do it XD

lmao

[SmileyMileyGirly555]

=D YYYYAAAAYYYY

XD

Wait a minute.When he gets mad i'll say you thought he was on steroids and ur in La Push :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D::D:D:D:

[xXBlushingBeautyXx]

Okay, and when he finds me I'll be sure to tell him to give a message to Alice for me. "You said all of her clothing was hideous" =D She'll have fun with that comment :D

[SmileyMileyGirly555]

Oh yeah?

I'll tell him that u said u culd totally pwn him in wrestling XD TOP THAT!!!!\

That took me ten minute to cum up with =)

[xXBlushingBeautyXx]

I'd simply inform Rosalie of the fact you're trying to get with Emmett and THAT'S the real reason you put the "hug me" sign on him.

Stay away from enclosed spaces, kay? XD

[SmileyMileyGirly555]

Then i'd tell her that you kissed Emmett.

You'll have a loong night after THAT!!!!

[xXBlushingBeautyXx]

Hunni, after kissing Emmett my life would be complete. Death would be welcomed. Well I'd have to go jump Jasper first THEN Death would be welcome. Kiss from Emmett, hug from Jasper.. yup yup that's bout it XD.

But my last words would be to inform Rose, that she's been purposely distracted so you could SEDUCE Emmett >:D

[SmileyMileyGirly555]

You left out Jacob sex =D

Do i getta f*ck Emmett?XD

[LilahCullen]

lmao! you guys are having an epic comment fight.

[SmileyMileyGirly555]

I know.

And ur SO not doing the hug me sign punk =D

[LilahCullen]

HALE yes i am. xD get it? hale? lmao corny twilight joke

[SmileyMileyGirly555]

PS Jasper is fudging ugly XD

[xXBlushingBeautyXx]

This comment fight was one for the ages. And as a response to the previous comment. you may indeed do Emmett.

As for you miss Lilah, find a better joke and we'll talk :P

PS, Jasper (in my mind) is fckN gorgeous

[LilahCullen]

@xXBlushingBeautyXx yeah, that was a very corny joke. let's see...does this joke have to be twilight related? cuz i got one. What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa only has 3 hoes.

good enough?

[xXBlushingBeautyXx]

Haha, wheres your originality? You had sme last time xD

Care for some truly sad puns?

Lettuce be friends, I think we'd make a great pear :D xD

[hieislilangel]

I LOVE JASPER 2 TEAM JASPER 4EVER!!!!!

[CRAZYtwilightGIRL01]

FOR THE RECORD HE IS NOT UGLY UR UGLY my sister is obsessed with jasper she told me to do this

[SmileyMileyGirly555]

GO LOOK IN A MIRROR!!!!!

[CRAZYtwilightGIRL01]

sry u got it wrong umm im team emmett not team jasper my "sister" told me to say that i didnt want 2 but she was really mad cuz she is like hes biggest fan (i dont know y):P but i wouldnt say hes ugly but emmett is soo better

[SmileyMileyGirly555]

i know that was meant 4 ur sister XD

no offense

[hieislilangel]

me no likey you

[auraofsound]

haha, sooo true!