At the Price of Oblivion - 12 Rumble at the Rink

[Promcoming]

uHH,,,gAMZEE,,,i DON'T REALLY knOW,,wHY yOU'RE DRESSED LIKE THAT,,,bUT,,,pLEASE,,,dO IT MORE OFTEN

[Kurotaka]

Mmm, dat Gamzee. :B

[TheMusicalPsycho]

This song. Reading the lead-up to a huge rumble in The Outsiders. PWNage.

[hetaliafan215]

DAT PONYTAIL

[PigMasterMach1]

How did Gamzee get his hair to smooth down like that?

[good2goism]

@PigMasterMach1 5 hours of combing, a metric arseload of hair gel, and an electric chair without the electric part, but with the straps.

[mikew1133]

The image made me think instead of walking, Eridan's legs were broken in two different directions.

[LordressFiery]

@mikew1133 CAN'T UNSEE

[CGrayArea]

@mikew1133 No, the top part is just his retardedly small waist. See, there's pockets there just below his jacket.

[threstern1]

This image confuses me in so many ways....

[KittyKatttx3333]

Oh dear... Equius has a towel in his pocket O.o

[TheAnimeXIII]

highbloods: Eridan, Gamzee and Equius

rustbloods: Karkat, Tavros and Sollux

the battle:

1.everyone kicks the crap out of Eridan

2.then gamzee tries to make out with tavros

3. then because equius doesn't know karkats blood colour and doesn't know if he should attack or not

4. eridan tries to sexually assult sollux and gets LAZERED

5. gamzee and tavros have one of the worst rap offs in the history of paradox space.

the other escape ... barely

[FullMetalAwesome7]

Ayyyyyy-ridan. 

[TheNerdychick14]

@FullMetalAwesome7 Fonzee.

[RancorousNeophyte]

Hussie, Y U NO USE DIS  ヽ( ｀0´)ﾉ

[TheJaShippo]

@RancorousNeophyte He does.

[KawaiiMangaArtist]

Why do I have this feeling the Gamzee is the Troll Fonz?

[KawaiiMangaArtist]

@KawaiiMangaArtist that* lol

[x3Alyssaz]

@KawaiiMangaArtist

"AyYyYyYyYy, BeSt FrIeNd."

"WHAT."

[pugarifficPichu101]

Eridan, Equius and Gamzee in a gang.

This is so canon.

[lucyha10]

That's it. Someone needs to make Greasestuck.

[TheJaShippo]

Has anyone found sheet music for this?

[kankurodarling]

My, Eridan's looking rather hipster in this picture.

[TheMoonKitsune]

UNFAIR ADVANTAGE BULLSHIT WITH EQUIUS. TRY PLAYING FAIR, HIGHBLOODS.

((Oh Karkat. ilu so. <3))

[TheShavenYeti]

So is Equius' nickname "Pony-Boy?" (Outsiders reference)

[twothcoopth]

@TheShavenYeti durhurhurhur

[CrystalNeptune]

@TheShavenYeti I wouldn't be surprised if it was. >w>

[datkid56]

Who has This troll Text? because I have Been using It and Passing it Out as My own. D:

[Topazpearl]

@datkid56 Kanaya

[datkid56]

@Topazpearl No way, Her's is Just similar, Because Most Of The Time She Talks Like This.

[forte8910]

@datkid56 *Hers. Kanaya Always Uses Proper Grammar And Capitalizes Every Word.

[datkid56]

@forte8910 Good then Mine is Original.

[good2goism]

@forte8910 Actually She Doesnt Use Punctuation

Remember

[forte8910]

@good2goism Ah Yes I Forgot About That

Good Catch

[good2goism]

@forte8910 Thanks

[TheMastermindL]

Troll Side Story.

[Geekygirl456]

OK, does anyone remember watching Casper: The Friendly Ghost as a kid?

Yes? No? Maybe?

Does anyone think they look like those three ghosts?

Anyone?

No?

OK...

[Gamerkat10]

@Geekygirl456 Oh my gog.

OH MY GOG.

[Geekygirl456]

@Gamerkat10 Yes?

[CrazyTheatreChick]

...The fact that we're doing Grease at my school this year helps nothing.

[MykeFerrell]

I find it ironic the three highbloods are greasers. One would assume them to be Socs, and lowbloods be greasers.

[SokamuChan]

Eridan reminds me of Elvis.

Gamzee reminds me of the Fonz.

This song. Is going onto my iPod. Forever.

[MarysSounds]

Alternian Side Story?

[lilineko1]

This reminds me of the festival music in Harvest Moon. ._.

[severburn]

I love the towel in Equius's pocket.

[CyanidePlaceboEffect]

Well um ever since I read The Outsiders in school last year I've been a fangirl of greasers.

And um in other words I need a towel.

[markthewhalekiller]

Greasertrolls are the best thing I have ever.

[ffjfvfhu]

TUNNEL SNAKES RULE FUCKASS

[TheOmega1663]

DEM SIDEBURNS.

[natalieladoosh]

okay this picture

and this song

i can't

wut

[Geekygirl456]

Somebody, GIVE THIS THINGS LYRICS.

[NeonHeartpenguin]

Cannot unsee.

CANNOT UNSEE.

[ThePokePunisher]

OI, BENNY

THEM SHARKS

THEY OLD SCHOOL.

THE TROLLS MAN,

THEMS WERE ITS AT.

[ILUVALEX613]

50sstuck is pretty much the best AU.

[CaptGiraffe]

@flypaper54 yes but their against white 'science', miracles and the strong man :P

[CrazyTheatreChick]

...is it bad that I've never found those three more attractive...ever? Until now/

[MajorFlamerider]

Hankerchief just hanging out the back pocket there.

Absolute class.

[BroudbrunMusicMerge]

@MajorFlamerider If it's going to be so heavily used as a towel, it might as well be at the ready...

[gmiller2018]

@MajorFlamerider Wait, dude, I think that's a towel. In case of... sweat emergencies?

Eurgh.

[HalloweenQueen95]

AAAAYYYYYYY-RIDAN :o)

[R4ND0Mman]

This should be a track in an Incredible Machine game.

[Flypaper54]

@ihappy I'm pretty sure the rustbloods would win....Tavros can control animals and sollux can blow shit up with his mind so...

[DeRagon3333]

@Flypaper54 s0llux vs. eridan r0und 3? i d0n't think s0.

[Migglecraft]

@Flypaper54 And Karkat has a sickle

sickles are so badass

i love sickles. ;u;

[shadowdog25]

Greaser gamzee.. e__o can't unsee

[XxLightningWolfxX]

GREASED LIGHTNING GO GREASED LIGHTNING

[mosspluse]

This song is great and I love the movement of this picture

it's fantastic

they have their swag on

[OchaKai]

Aw yeah, 50s stuck. Equius really reminds me of Heavy with those fingerless gloves.

[WASDLeftClick]

@OchaKai Heavy's voice is now my headcannon for Equius's voice.

[blackbeard04]

HIGHBLOODS RULES

[clawdtarzhet]

Is there a rival gang called the Rustbloods?

[ihappy1]

@clawdtarzhet with Sollux Karkat and Tavros?

... I think I know who would win in a fight

[Nobodyshark]

@ihappy1 you are forgetting Aradia.

[SPI014]

@Nobodyshark Aradia might be the toughest Rustblood.

[fodbold00]

@ihappy1 which is Gamzee in?

[ihappy1]

@fodbold00 considering he's the one wearing the Highbloods jacket I'd say that one

[DaftPon3]

@ihappy1

Wouldn't it be Karkat, Aradia, and Tavros?

[laynabby1]

@DaftPon3 Not if it's just a rival boys. The fandom suggests that Vriska and Terezi have a gang like the Pink Ladies called the Scourge Sisters, though!

[Dokph]

@ihappy1 Vriska.

[nebidify]

@ihappy1 Jegus, the highbloods could easily win thanks to good ol' Equius alone. Anybody got a link to a fanfic about this sorta thing? Like greasestuck or something. 50sstuck?

[IHasTheRabies4Yaoi]

@nebidify West Side Story!Stuck sounds like an awesome idea too dontcha think?

[nebidify]

@IHasTheRabies4Yaoi Why yes, yes it does. Someone needs to right this. NOW. Oh man how I'd kill to hear Octopimp do voiceovers for "greaser" versions of Equius and Eridan xD

[kellorkleft02]

I'll bet my socks Gamzee's jacket says Honk on the back of it.

[Prnnce]

@kellorkleft02 Autor: it says Highbloods and then his symbol is below it!

[CATBOXMAN]

50's stuck was a thing on Tumblr for a while, and ye gods was it beautiful.

[inferno232]

Hah, Greaser Karkat and Equuis are hilarious. XD

[stan573]

@inferno232 That's eridan.

[inferno232]

@stan573 No, Eridan is the first one in the line. I think the latter two, who are definitely Karkat and Equuis, are funny.

[stan573]

@inferno232 Nope, the middle one is Gamzee. Horns are too long for Karkat

[inferno232]

@stan573 Damn, you're right. I can't believe I didn't notice that.

[youraftermyrobotbee]

aaaaaaaaaahahahah why the fuck