Top 5 hot men & the Nyan Cat experience

[ledgey1]

door mat

hahahah

take it all

from sam

[evillord77]

You're at the top of my list ;)

[Bombastuss]

Nathan Fillion. Right with you on that one.

[Edey1995]

Cheers, man. Fapping time.

[zapistapp]

DAMN YOU!!!!!

I F*CKING LOST THE GAME >.<



[tigrress]

Totally agree with #3! Totally hot! ^_^

[SSJKuhan]

Ha! my pants were already off!

[vrajeala666]

Dear Matt,

I follow an online show that uses silly sounds as transitions. Problem is, they are too fecking loud. If I turn down the volume, I can't hear the guy speaking. Turn it back up, wake the whole neighbourhood up with playful riffs.

Could you suggest a SUBTLE way I let the "producers" know about my problem?

Sincerely,

Me

[MrIcedVovo]

Dear Matt. I am asking you this as you are a sexy beast and obviously pull all the ladies.

So. How do I get a girl I like to like me?

[Brodycubs]

So you arent going to make another episode?

[hitabrusi]

dear matt

wich would you bone? the best looking man in the world or the ugliest girl in the world?

[Strat3gos]

Dear Matt,

Your videos never cease make my day. :3

[MrKnutzone]

Dear Matt,

Really like your videos!

Keep up the good work

:-)

[lyerlyreddwarf]

Nathan Fillion!!

[Ameisenfutter]

Dear Matt,

I have a very delicate problem I need your help with.

I like to use Axe shower gel for my personal hygiene. However, you can't situate the bottles upside down which makes it hard to get out the remaining gel when the bottle is nearly empty.

I would use Old Spice instead, but I never saw it around here in Germany.

What should I do?

Sincerly,

Ameisenfutter

PS: I would really love to watch you trying to pronounce my nickname.

[LeviLeraz]

Cate Blanchett :)

[Maikusan8787]

Dear Matt, Can you speak other languages? Try to say "Chuchichästli", in love Maikusan8787

[ContemptRose]

My pants were already off. See, you and I have this psychic mental connection.

[TheBareMin1mum]

Dear Matt,

Why do you not have a stereotypical sassy black friend that balances your stereotypical quirky, yet fun-guy style?

Also, thanks for sorting our shit out - the problem shit, not the sewage shit.

Sincerely, TheBareMin1mum.

[CapNCorn]

Dear Matt,

How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?

Sincerely, Mickey

[nuzlocekered]

No NPH? SERIOUSLY? WHAT THE FUCK?

[Superc1811]

Dear Matt, how many dicks did you suck last night?

Sincerely, your dad.

[The11thEvilEx]

Dear Matt,

Can you please feature this question on your next Sort Your Shit Out video? I'd really appreciate it.

Stay awesome,

[PinkSupervisor]

Dear Matt

There's this duck on my head and it won't go away, what do I do?

[Merseymedia]

Dear Matt

How would I stop my mate from drinking way too much, throwing up on the floor then making me carry her home?

[donutak74u]

Dear mat

My house occupies hell and earth at the same time. And satan is a real bitch what should I do?

[arky3000]

i recently broke my time machine and now i cant get back to my time-frame! where's the best place to get myself a new flux capacitor and continuum transfuctioner? both are needed unfortunately and like an idiot i forgot to pack spares :(

[samielhellhound]

Dear Matt,

 How much shit could a Shit-sorter sort if a Shit-sorter could sort shit?

Also keep sorting our shit out, cause if you didn't we would have to.

[WellyBoyJacko]

Dear Matt, Trolololololololololololololol­olololloollololololllllollolol­ololololololololololololol from technology teacher

[sharingroove]

Who is your celebrity crush and how would you capture her/him?

[nosamnosam123]

Deer matt,

I dont no english. can u help me fix this leter?

Sinseerlie, Woody frum atlantas

[Liowen]

Dear Matt,

What is cooler.... Ninjas, Pirates, or Space Ninja Pirates?

Sincerely,

Captain Zuul Wong

[ymilneme3]

Dear Matt,

I have "accidentaly" built a time machine with my toothbrush, a chair and maple syrup, and I "accidentaly" brought Hitler to our times because he told me he could do a special of cake, but with a bacon cheese hamburger inside it. How could he possibly do that?

Thanks, ymilneme3

[ilikecheesecak]

Dear Matt,

How would you deal with that massive as shit oil spill?

Yours, ilikecheesecak

[mattware17]

I read your name and saw ge-TITS-or-ted. Just thought I'd let you know.

[ashleylin1130]

oh my god! Your top 5 guys you would go gay for are the top guys that I stay straight for! (except for the 'chick' that was thrown in there)

[WildZangoose]

That was awesome

[JEEROI]

Dear Matt,

Did you notice the word "tits" is in your channel name? I sure hope so.

Sincerly,

Deerfuck

[MaskMansWorld]

Just letting you know Im taking your challenge tomorrow morning... I shall call it the nyanception challenge, and I shall succeed in watching your whole video. Also, It will be the funeral of my computer memory space...

[Brodycubs]

Dear Matt,

Why are Badgers called Badgers if they don't have any badges?

Sincerely,

Brody

[RomansD828]

NOOOO!!!!! Damn it, I just lost the game. FUCK YOU! hahaha =)

[macattack2494]

Dear Matt,

I recently watched the Lion King remake, and I wondered if there was any way i could Have a baboon pronounce me as the future king of the Lions?

Thanks in advance,

[yayimbobby1]

dear matt why is there always so much shit in my car trunk?

Ben

Australia

[ChristopherAllen93]

Dear Matt,

Why does God let bad things happen to nice people?

[jako4410]

Dear Matt,

By incident, I transformed myself into a cucumber. Now I'm green, big and, filled with water, and I can't use a toilet. What do I do?

Jakob, Denmark

[juv3ntin]

such a cool intro...such a cool intro...

[warecreepers]

Dear Matt. Do koalas eat, shoot and leave? (Australians...)

[capth69]

Dear Matt,

Watcha wearin? ;)

[coren1]

Dear Matt,

How do you feel about shit?

Coren from Israel

[Speedpwns]

Dear Matt, I was just wondering where I could find that sexy porno track you made for me in episode 10, help? Also, by the time you answer this could you please have your long sexy hair back, or atleast wear a wig for me? Truthfully and honestly as always, Speedpwns. P.S. I wrote this question on my iPod, so sorry that it doesn't look professional.

[Wajeeba]

Nice montage. I approve this message

[Phoenixtastic]

Dear Matt,

My urethra is burning randomly.

Help?

Thanks,

Phoenixtastic.

[brandydog13]

i definately just watched him do nyan cat for 53minutes then finished this video and he said record it so im like....fuck..

[The11thEvilEx]

Oh my God, I missed these so much! I'm glad they are back! :D

[Vijelle26]

I disagree. I would definitely want pictures of your balls.

[baseballplayr339]

I couldn't stop laughing till 0:25 ... he laughed and I laugh and I couldn't stop xD

I'm still laughing now!

[Dovir]

Dear Matt,

How do you get such awesome hair?

Sincerely,

[V0r4xiz]

Paul Rudd ? Excellent choice, Matt :>

[alimalhard]

OH SHIT YEAH RYAN REYNOLDS!!!

[mttaylor2]

Dear Matt,

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Maukeb

[alimalhard]

geTITsorted26

[mymumrockslol]

Dear Matt,

Could you do a clip of you doing 10 laps of your nearest green area (be it a garden, park etc.), in your swimming togs/shorts and a bikini top.

Faithfully,

Daniel.

[Brodycubs]

Dear Matt you sexy man you,

Do you know meme? If not Y U NO MEME? (meem)

Sincerely,

[upandaway97]

Who said i didn't want a picture of your balls?

[LeopardoftheUniverse]

Dear Matt,

I would like to begin the arduous process of turning myself into a robot, but I don't know where to start. Can you help me?

Sincerely -

[goldensuncrocodile]

Videoception? XD

[traltixx]

Where can I get a picture of your balls?

[HashBrownedPotatoes]

Dear Matt,

What is your favorite Pokemon?

From,

[wharfreek]

geTITSorted... I see what you did there.

[BlindMarine]

I request more of the Boobies song!

[GrumpyMagician]

Dear Matt

How long can you insult for without hesitating to think of your next witty yet demoralising piece of verbal destruction?

[TheMrGhostlore]

Dear Matt,

Where did the viewer comment of the week go?

[googooforgaga22]

Dear Matt,

Will you explain to me what goes Lady Gaga's head when she makes an outfit?

[doctorwhofan478]

Challenge Accepted.



[Mariomon12345]

yo matt

where can I get a green screen like yours because that thing is the shit

[pwnageking247]

Dear Matt,

My friend recently started working out and now all he does is act like a douche and wear grey v-neck t-shirts. What's the best way to kill him from a distance?

[basser86]

Dear Matt,

How many times is too many in one day to masterbate?

[Brash5000]

I un-subcribed your main channel after watching this. See, you can't win!

[grantorndorff]

Dear Matt,

Why do I keep developing crushes on my female friends? Is it because I mistake their liking me as a friend as the possibility of actual attraction? Or is there another, less gun-fellating reason?

Sincerely,

Gallowglass

[luckyluke193]

Dear Matt, why did you use pictures of guys nobody knows? I'm a straight guy, and I don't give a shit about who they are, but I'd expected at least someone I've heard of, or whose face I've seen in a movie. Are those random neighbours of yours?

[BlueUmbrellaStudios]

@luckyluke193 Don't know if joking... or had been living in a bomb shelter all their life.

[luckyluke193]

@BlueUmbrellaStudios I'm not joking. Are these guys famous on your planet?

[BlueUmbrellaStudios]

@luckyluke193 1. Nathan Fillion, Ryan Reynolds, Cate Blanchette, Brendon Fraiser, and... Diedrich Bader?

Oh shit. 18? Oh. Never mind. Though maybe Ryan Reynolds is one you might know since he's been in a few recent films. Nathan Fillion is the main dude in Castle and Firefly. Diedrich has done some stuff lately, but nothing I can really remember the name of. I haven't seen Brendon do a good movie since the Mummy (2nd one was okay).

Sorry, I thought you were like... 23 or something.

[luckyluke193]

@BlueUmbrellaStudios thanks for reminding me to remove my age from my channel. it pisses me off if random people know personal things about me. i think i would know about the same movies a 23 yo guy would know, most of my friends are a bit older than me.

i've heard the name ryan reynolds, i've probably seen a movie or two with him, and i've seen the mummy, but i tend to forget what people look like.

[BlueUmbrellaStudios]

@luckyluke193 Age matters as much as you want it to. In this case, it only matters because most people our age or younger haven't seen a lot of the movies these actors have been in. It's mostly people in their twenties to forties that have seen Van Wilder, Drew Carey show, or Air Heads.

Anyway, I'm making no valid points here. If you live outside of Canada or America, then you are much less likely to have heard of any of them (except Reynolds since he's on the "A-List" I think).

[luckyluke193]

@BlueUmbrellaStudios i live outside of north america, and so does matt...

[halfcelestialelf]

pictures of matt's balls :D *finds video camera*

[Gameslayer01]

So totally gonna start recording now!!!

[NobodysOffTheHook]

ROFL @ you including Cate Blanchett.

[Strat3gos]

Don't even need to think about it. I'd so do it, had I the time, and the camera space.

[Pantstrovich]

Balls, huh? Hmm...

[shahherwan93]

This is the right one that I subscribed.

[ProjectFreeSelf]

Dear Matt,

How many times can you multitrack yourself, before your head explodes? 20 tracks? 30 tracks? 100? What would that even sound like? Could you flatten buildings with the sound?

[KhuntMaster]

Dear Matt,

I've recently become OBSESSED with the lottery... i really want to win a jackpot, and so far i've won 3 prizes totaling around £20... can you give me some tips on how to be awesome enough to scoop up the jackpot?

Sincerely,

Pete

[jleonardorama]

I like to keep pressing 0

[UltraMegaSuperPhil]

Dear Matt,

I recently had a wave of inspiration and wanted to write a song. The song would be called "An Ode to Silent Letters," whom I feel sorry for (for obvious reasons). However, it has come to my attention that I am unable to write songs. Please do this for me. The opening line of each verse must contain at least one word with silent letters in it.

Yours sincerely, Phil.

[AIWARAS619]

Dear Matt,

I am quite fat and ugly, ho do I become slim and good looking like you?

Sincerely,

[ApplausableGuy]

Dear Matt,

What's the best way to jerk off in a college dorm?

[Gaarulf]

Dear Matt

Me and my friend were having an argument about bacon, he said he didn't like it. Right then his older brother kicked up the door without a shirt on. I got scared shitless but my friend didn't seem moved at all. His brother snorted a huge line of coke and procceeded to dance naked in the room. After talking to my friend, this is a usual scenario in that house, I am kind of freaked out right now.

Seriously, how can you not like bacon?

[senssuck24163]

@Gaarulf a lot of religions don't eat pig. 

(Side note, cocaine is a fantastic drug.)

[72Nurooke72]

lol

[Ziscariote]

Matt, whtás the best halloween costume?

[tmacandcheese1]

Dear Matt:

Given that you have Three Apples, Two Oranges, Half of a Watermelon, and a Large Big Mac meal from Mcdonalds, along with having an average daily calorie intake of about 2000 Calories, how long do you think it would take Stephen Hawking to sing Bohemian Rhapsody?

Sincerely, Tevin "Kirby" O. from Iowa <(^.^<)

[dorkduchessdebbie]

Matt, if all the empty space in atoms suddenly became solid and all the solid space sudden became empty, what would happen?

[dorkduchessdebbie]

Wow you have excellent taste in men.

Also, I can't remove my pants, because I'm wearing a skirt. Sorry. :-)

[talithaborealis]

I've never been so afraid of the flying tree haggis in my life.

[sovietpersonman]

Dear Matt

If you kill a nyan cat what will happen?

[Savage6s]

Dear Matt,

I would like your opinion to resolve a long standing debate between me and my co-workers. Which is the worst of the original Indiana Jones trilogy?

[TheTurtlenator001]

In Australia the national pest is eaten, but it New Zealand its not? Please explain,

[nightseifer]

loved Sort our Shit Out, love your new channel, and wanna rape you. so yeah.....i subed

[athf226]

I took my pants off and got kicked out of the library...

[Cheeseaddicteddaleks]

Salutations Matthew,

In your professional opinion, who's the better psycho? Hannibal Lecter or the Joker? They're my top two, and I just can't decide.

Thanks dude!

[sam21skin]

Dear Matt,

How old is a mom?

[hoekiekevin]

Hooray for always being pantsless at home!

[mattdot666]

I'm Matt from Scotland! :D 0:28

[ArsonWolf]

Dear matt, if there was a zombie apocalypse, would you come to illinois to help us kill them all? If not, what would you do

[mgsg50]

how did you know i watch without pants?!

[JaribusFetton]

Dear Matt, I swear to fucking god I'll kill everything you love if you dont answer this question. What is the backing track you used in the cracker challenge, please answer or I'll cry and shit.

[xsolitaryshellx]

Nyanception!

[chillahibbz]

Nathan Fillion <3

[Batdogify]

Dear Matt, How much more famous must you become before Australians can claim you as one of our nations talents, like Russel Crowe?

[PittsVersusStupid]

My pants were already off.

[HeavenlyBought]

@PittsVersusStupid Duuuuuuudee.. me too. Isn't it normal to be pantsless?

[PittsVersusStupid]

@HeavenlyBought Probably. It is for me anyway.

[hoekiekevin]

@PittsVersusStupid hahaha same here! was gonna post the same

[rubzlovespancakes]

@PittsVersusStupid same =D

[FelidaTheG33k]

Pictures of your balls? That sounds tempting. Unfortunately I can't upload 54 minute long videos, so someone else will get that picture. ;-)

[MperorM]

Matt I have a question. I really want to buy the world of warcraft add on cataclysm. But I know that if I buy it, I will get fucked when I will start at my college since I wont have any money for food then. should I go "screw that, I will buy it. That is my future self problem" or should I say "no, I wont buy it. I have to think about what I buy and what the consequences will be " pls help me

[Xiphcreature]

I won't lie, Cate Blanchett is a pretty hot dude.

[panmex72]

really awkward cause my pants are off...

[JulieOfSuburbia]

Best. Show. EVER!

[Jaskan0]

Watching Matt at 12:49am on a Tuesday? that's a paddlin.

[MperorM]

awsome'st shit ever! btw first!