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  • coulda sworn Roch Voisine was from New Brunswick...

  • I pronounce it "TURD", not "THIRD"

  • To any american that calls canadiens pussies I have four simple numbers 1812 thank you very much!

  • Y'all know it's a parody, right?

    Ah smoke een ze church.

    Love it!

  • I can proudly say that I AM NOT CANADIAN!!! I'm AMERICAN!!! BUT WITHOUT US CANADA WOULD BE INVADED AND DESTROYED BECAUSE THEY'RE PUSSIES!!! SO IN A WAY I AM CANADIAN!!!

  • @HamsterFueledRocket You're ignorant and stupid.

  • @HamsterFueledRocket Obvious troll is obvious

  • @greyfox5000 Go eat a dick you 4chan faggot

  • @HamsterFueledRocket Fail troll is fail

  • @HamsterFueledRocket Lol? who would invade canada...? Oh wait sorry, I can't hear you over your recovering economy.

  • @Radley90 Bahahahaha! Great comment!

  • i'M NOT CANADIAN, JUST BORN HERE.

  • I would way the best part about being a Quebecer is that I can buy beer at pretty much any store, and for a hell of a lot cheaper than in Ontario. Everything about this video is true. lol especially going through red light. lol

  • Hey whats the song called in the background?

  • @Rfettucini i think it's pomp and circumstance

  • im miss being able to buy beer at the fucking dep. crazy fucking lceebs is bullshit. saqit, chaque jour!

  • lol i do agree though... french fries and cheese was a great move thats why we love you <3

  • 0:56 those are the leafs not the Habs. Habs and Leafs hate eachother

  • Quebec and its french canadians@ fail. (Now for those of you not in Quebec about to cry over this, I meant the french in Quebec only, so sh.

  • moié chu québecois pi je veu kon calis notre camp du canada c de la marde on est francais po anglai calis meme cher nous une place francais on se fait servir en anglai sa po criss de bon sens

  • "Quebec is number one producer of maple syrup in the world."

    Wooh I'm so proud to be quebecer right now... PROUD TO BE MAPLE SYRUPER !! BECAUSE MAPLE SYRUP IS WHAT LIFE IS ALL ABOUT !! (Sarcasm)

  • wtf Quebec is in Canada

  • @weardpancake

    you obviously don't get it, quebec wants to seperate from canada

  • The funny thing is...this is a commercial from a radio station thats not even in Quebec

  • kishoth, I guessing that everyone hopes you don't live in their country, for you are obviously an idiot.

  • I speak québécois in joual! lol

  • LOOL i was thinkin tht i should be the bigger person but what do i do i dont like liars >.>

  • LOOL stfu aqiib xP and you re canndian too you should be offended

  • well , canadians are better then that , and everyone knows it ;) , besides WE WON GOLD , screw the haters BE HAPPY , i am a canadian , proud to be , blessed to be =]

  • FUCK YOU CNADA FUCKEN KILLS IT YOU BEETCHES OK we are the greatest bnation we won the war of 1812 against usa and to us we dont even redcoznize you qubec assholes we dotn take you serious becuase you r eno threat to us you ar eno rival no competiition ure justa fucked over country you dunbasses get some facts b4 you speak ok you wanna be fuken english DICK and i AM CANDIAN eh ?

  • Easy there , keyboard warrior. ;]

  • Dslater417,Canada is no longer under British rule and has not been for some time,yet England respects us un- like there feelings for the states.go and where in Europe if you are Canadian and people will treat you well ,because they know you would do the same.but Americans traveling Europe can not hid the fact that the are American ,even the cool ones.Also your facts are wrong ,but who cares who has more or is bigger,what matters is we do not let greedy dictators screw us out of it!!!!!!!!

  • i AM PROUD TO BE CANADIAN :))

  • Any americans that come to Québec to visit and then try any of our xxx clubs will want to immigrate here...

  • Any Toronto strip club is better than Montreal's.

    In T.O you can actually do stuff with the women, as opposed to MTL where they just wanna screw you for money. Poor americans, when they come to MTL, they lose their money in 10 minutes.

  • im pretty sure this video was just a joke, i mean... im from quebec but im born in alberta but quebec is pretty awesome and french is a cool language. sure its hard 2 learn and all, but its really cool!

  • Haha Celine Dion, thanks a lot Quebec (sarcasm)

  • I love Club Supersex! If you've never been there, I highly recommend. Et merci Guy!

  • I love this and hope Quebec never changes lol

  • ....there will never be a seperated quebec, all the seperatists are are a bunch of load whiners that bitch this and that and really dont constitute the majority of francophones in canada. What pisses me off the most though is speaking to someone whos french in Alberta here and they insist theyre not canadian but from Quebec....just wanna punch them in the teeth!

  • Just let us separate then stop complaining.

    You english canadians are more complaining to french canadians than french canadians are complaining to english ones.

  • @killerguitar44 ok, gtfo of my country, we shall not miss you. you may also take the rest of the east with you, cept the newfies, we someone with a funny accent to make us laugh.

  • go on and find me little fag, try to punch a froggy-frenchy like you say in the face. asti d'fif restant d'marde suintante.

  • how about you come to Alberta and say your not Canadian but from Quebec? Thats what pisses me off and i dont speak french so whatever dude

  • Learn to speak french as we learned to speak english, then we'll listen. Until then, you're just a little crying fag affraid of losing the most rich province that you're exploiting in our face with US since Canada creation. A canadian complaining about quebecers but just can't speak french, that's what pisses me off, and don't call me dude, dude.

  • i actually learned to speak rudimentary french in elementary however i didnt have the foresight to continue my education in french and for you ability as to use a second language i commend you however you are wrong saying quebec is the moneymaker province...Alberta is where the oils at and Alberta is the province that makes the money. Get your facts right you dumbass

  • you'll understand when you'll grow up kid. Oil was the 20th century.

    now stop all the bitchin, take your ass here its time to drink.

  • you really think that eh? how fucking american can you get.

  • the stanley cup joke hurt... lol

  • funny but just all stereotypical.

  • "we can go strait tru"

    I love this video!

  • Pourquoi? Ce n'est pas déjà le cas? Moi qui croyais que les États-Unis nous broutaient déjà la laine du dos?

    En réalité, ce que tu dis est plutôt faux. Déjà qu'on se fait manipuler comme ça par les États-Unis (va voir à Sherbrooke et vois de tes yeux comment l'économie est devenue de la merde vu la récession aux USA).

    Notre gouvernement provincial ne nous permet pas de faire du commerce comme on le veut. En étant un pays, on pourrait instaurer nos propres accords de commerce

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  • i would like to no how can i download those french jokes >i realy like that ?and i am french .if some body noes where i can get /those jokes ?ty

  • Well, you can't like 'download' jokes. You can search for them on the web.

    Use YouTube Downloader if you want the video.

  • lol

  • lol very french

  • I am Manitoban! To us Quebec is a distant land

    where people complain in a foreign language we

    don't care about! Have a good one & smoke em if

    you got em, but stop using my tax dollars to do it or

    we'll separate too I swear!

  • PS: we have francophone's not Quebecois, we

    respect distinct society but we also respect our

    cultural heritage because we're not retards who

    go against the grain. I shave with the grain.

  • PSS: Canada is not a satellite or puppet of the USA, it

    is a country of distinct societies that resist NWO imperialism & that means that we are against the USA

    neo-con's & Harper's sell out regime. If they don't step in line, MB will be leading the charge to kick ON out of our commonwealth of independent states, you know why? We have the worlds largest # of fresh water lakes (unpolluted), a shit load of hydro, 3rd largest Canadian producer of oil & grain & we are the true Center of it all.

  • HAHA!! No, Canada isn't a puppet country of the USA silly. It's a puppet country of Britain.

    Wrong again, Russia has the largest number of fresh water.

    Grain? no, it's the US.

    However, Canada is a huge producer when it comes too lumber and livestock

  • Canada is a puppet to no one!! Canada is a world leader a huge producer of every major natural resource, a rich independent nation.

    There are more lakes in the Canadian province of Manitoba than there are lakes in all of Europe and Russia combined. However, Canada is 2nd place only to Brazil in Fresh water, Brazil has 2 times as much as we do. Indonesia, China & USA have more fresh water than Russia.

    Grain: China is the largest producer. Canada is 6th but we are the largest exporter of it.

  • Really? Who is your head of state? Oh thats right, it's the Queen of England. She could still slap ya around of she wanted too.

    Russia has the largest reserves of fresh water, sorry, your false.

    Every natural recourse? When it comes to things found in a temperate climate, maybe, but for the rest of the thousands of major recourses that need a tropical climate, i think not.

  • You know shit, your brain is less than equivalent to a peanut.

    CANADA IS A DEMOCRACY... the head of state is... (drumroll please)... "WE THE PEOPLE" & our PRIME MINISTER is our national leader you fucking dimwit. The Queen as head of state is JUST SYMBOLIC of our National heritage - something we value you stupid moron.

    Re-chech your facts Brazil has the largest supply of fresh water in the world in the Amazon rain forest you stupid idiot & CANADA IS 2nd in fresh water END OF STORY.

  • My my, are you nasty. Your head of state is the Queen of England. Her governor general Michelle Jean has more authority the PM Harper. Nothing happens unless Jean says so, laws, wars, are all under her authority. It's not symbolic, its the way your country is run.

    Pm harper really has no power, he could be thrown out if Parliament didn't feel confident, and you would have no say in it.

    I've "re chech" my facts and it seems again, that I'm right!

  • You must be a fascist idiot. I am Canadian & i will tell you how our system is run neither the PM or the GG or the Queen does or says anything unless "WE THE PEOPLE APPROVE." They are our little administrative bitches DO YOU UNDERSTAND! & WE PAY THEM well for that. They do & say what we say & want OR ELSE. That is how our country is run now if you are not Canadian - STFU. Go back to your people & learn to turn your tyrants into admin bitches or be slaves cause you know shit about Canada.

  • CANADA ROCKS!!

  • chu née au québec mes chu CANADIEN jai pas de passport du québec jai un passport CANADIEN. de toute facon le quebec se séparera jamais du CANADA car le CANADA est allier au USA pi le quebec non le quebec vas faire dure car il nont pas de force armé pi le CANADA oui pi les USA avec fack si le quebec se sépare le quebec yé dans marde en tabarnak pi tyoute les quebecois qui veulent que le quebec se sépare avec y font dure en tabarnak VIVE LE CANADA

  • C'est con, le Danemark, l'Islande, la Suisse, la Belgique, les Pays-Bas, la Nouvelle-Zélande, la Norvège, la Suède, la Finlande, tous ces pays là n'ont pas ou peu d'armée, mais ils vivent très bien sans ça. Le Québec est aussi un allié de TAILLE des États-Unis. C'est le Québec qui a fourni les États-Unis en matières premières pendant les guerres, c'est aussi une grand partenaire économique pour la Nouvelle-Angleterre (électricité).

  • @brutal130 ouais mais té d'origine québécois ou non?

  • Pourquoi est-ce que on ne peut pas etre des amis?

    I never understood Quebec separatism. We are based on being a bilingual country (the majority of New Brunswick speaks French, we might as well make them a separate country). I don't call myself an English Canadian, nor do I call myself French Canadian, why can't we just relax and proclaim ourselves as simply "Canadian?

    Besides, France has no pride over Quebec. They look down on "Les Quebecois" the same way as the look down on the rest of Canada

  • Bravo New Brunswick, wish we were bilingual here in Quebec too.

    BTW, Quebec got traded for a couple of 'sugar islands' when England and France last fought hundreds of years ago. Salut !

  • Yea I agree in my province of Alberta there's alot of anti-quebec sentiment but it's all crap. They say around here that Alberta gets stuck paying for Ontario and Quebec and we should split from the east but really if Quebec made it big on some kind of raw material I guarantee Albertan's would change their attitude lol. I'm a proud Canadian Alberta, Quebec or any other province.

  • Québec is like the snobby girlfriend, and Canada is like the boyfriend who has to put up with her shit, and "buy her expensive things", taking all our money, and when they break up, she'll still want half of our things!!!!

    DAMMIT QUÉBEC, DAMMIT!!!

  • LMAO!!!!!!!! OMG I never looked at it that way. How true it is.

  • "the legal drinking age is just a suggestion"--unless it's 2 weeks before your 18th birthday (the only time i got carded as a minor.)

  • LoooooooooL

  • Quebec DOES steal all our money...those bastards

  • das frenchy for ya hahahah

  • great video LMFAO

  • haha that was hilarious :D btw its just a joke video. your not suppose to take it seriously.

  • Wow, this video was released by an Québecois separatist... I do not understand why they do not want to be part of the greatest nation in the world. They already have many of their own laws, but I guess; when you give power, they crave more power.

  • Not really, it was released as a parody by CFNY-FM aka Edge 102.1FM Toronto

  • Je suis Canadien!!!!!!!!!!!! our nation is bulit on both english and french, Anglais et français.. Vive Le Canada!!

  • Very true. Vive le Canada

  • This is an insult to Quebec by an English speaker. It's actually quite reacist to say that i'm a distinct society as long as some one else pays for it. Ideological beliefs aside, a true separatist does not want others to pay for their cause. He/she wants to separate which means no more "extra" paying to Quebec. So, please remove this racist video.

  • hmm...seems like he's saying,

    "No"

  • Im from Quebec and I AM CANADIAN. I dont have Un passeport quebecois. JAi un passport canadien. I find quebec is just digging their hole deeper and deeper in stereotypes and insults. Why cant we just be Canadian?

  • i find that if your attached to canada in ANY way your a god dman fucking canadian lol

  • @lapierresucks I live in Ontario, I would die inside if Quebec were to split, so much class, so much culture, one of our best and most beautiful provinces.

  • @canascot02 Thank you and yes, Canada is united... Quebec is part of Canada no matter what a minority of seperatists say

  • what are you talking about they want to seperate but they still wwant the canadian government to protect them and fund them.

  • POUTINE !!! good

  • lolz, thats a picture of the leafs

    GO LEAFS GO!!!

  • actually it is the food of quebec....but is bloody delicious werever you go, but from france actually i believe. but yah quebec it come from not other canada.

  • Poutine is the BEST!! It is now available throughout Canada at: BK, KFC, and now Mickey D's!! In fact BK has a "Whopper & Poutine combo" It originated in Québec itself, and roadside stands throughout the province sell it.

  • no its not from france...we mad the spicific cheese for the real poutine

  • um no it is not ....its from quebec..and u probably had an american knock off of it probably wasnt the right gravey or the right cheese

  • There are people who dont like poutine! OMG it 2012 already!!!! All hope is lost!

  • As far as i remember, the Poutine was originally a large ball made of potatoes with a meaty center, usually pork. It was about the size of a softball.

  • This was taken from a radio commercial about 15 years ago... Someone decided to do a (bad) video using the exact same soundtrack.

  • mmm... so sad

    ... très triste

  • eh im a quebecer...but a canadian first....its a lie that we hate the rest of canada.....well more like on 30% hate the rest of canada...but i love that ad ...poutine forever lol

  • NICE!! I'm Ontarian, but I love Quebec and the Queberers. Seulemente les idiots n'aiment pas le Quebec. Besides..."Petit Quebec" the restaurant in Montreal is probably the best food in Canada!!!

  • Yeah no sh1t.

    Most Canadians like Quebecers, myself included.

    It's the brain-dead Libtards that are the problem.

  • haha awe i love quebec' ers ! if only they loved us </3 .

  • lol i have no problems against canada itself

  • Just to let you know,,,, Being in the army for more then 2 years, I could tell you that a lot of Officer or (Ocdt)... French canadian would be proud of being part of the Quebec Army if they could. --- Experiance being attack with a CAnadian flag in the Dormitories and so as discussion at the military college by the our teachers.

    Secondly,In history, The name of Canadians was for the French part of Canada. With the time it became French Canadian to make a difference and then Quebecois.

  • I believe the English and the French already fought over the land that is now known as Canada and guess what: The English won. The french were welcome to stay but that did not mean it was THEIR land. There is no way Quebec should be allowed to seperate because whether they live their or not the land itself is apart of Canada and we bend over backward for the French, they should be a little more greatful, the English could have sent them back to France upon winning the land back in the day.

  • But at that time the population was allready bigger then the english comunity that was most of them (commerce people).

    And French ... FBut at that time the population was allready bigger then the english comunity that was most of them (commerce people)

    And French (France) were the first to be in that land, it was their land untill The inglish took Quebec in 68. Quebec POPULATION was MUCH more bigger then inglish invaders.

    And finally, the CAnadians of today US are the loyal to they Queen..

  • The fact still remains..the English won..end of story

  • Hey, I'm a French CANADIAN

    it is truth there is a lot of Quebequois, who whant to separate. But Much Less now, If they like to separate, they will be allright because most of or trade goes directly with the States.

    BUT theres is Still some people like me that are proud to BE CANADian

    Cheers

    DAvid from MONtreal Calisse

    lol

  • I don't think they'd be alright if they were to seperate. I mean yes they have trade and such but what about an efficient army? As a place of significant natural resources lots of countries would be dying to get their hands on it and without an army you can't maintain sovereignity sufficiently.

  • Relax people, its just a comedy skit and hilarious. I met a few guys like that in Alberta, we liked them and they thought separation was crazy talk.

  • you crazy separatists

  • wow this is not funny

  • all iv gota say is quebec wants to seperate let them but when they come crawling back coz they cant survive. then let them do what they have always wanted , keep them seperate and by themselves

  • Quebec wont separate. They wouldn't be able to survive without their $8.5 billion payment from the west.

  • because, politically, Canada is very different from America. Our rulers would have to give up power for us to become American and they aren't about to do that.

    Culturally, though, we're not that different. Not more different than, say, the state of Utah from the state of New York. Or Alabama from Ohio. Or Alaska from Texas, etc etc.

    We are different countries because our rulers are different. Our ideals are simila; how many Canadians can you say don't agree with Martin Luther King Jr?

  • quebecois. quebecer sounds like a beer company

  • LOL LOL I AM QUEBCER!!!

  • that sucks

    i dont know why some of u "quebecers" hate our country so much

    but bad news for those of you

    ur not gunna seperate anytime soon

    u people think u should cause u speak french but ur porovince would definitly not be as well off as its own country as it would be with canada

  • they took the emblem to Kings of France, "fleur de lys, that sucks ..

  • it wasnt always look it up

    england even used it too at times

  • lol

  • Why is the audio way off?

  • fuk that

  • Because Americans have what is called a melting pot, while Canada has a cultural Mosaic. That is, America integrates all cultures into one, while Canada has many distinct cultures. Our religious beliefs are also different, because Christianity is not almighty here. Also, I'm not to happy about Canada shifting to the right to suit the Americans, as far as I'm concerned the left is the comfortable side of the bed. We really are fundamentally different.

  • Canada has a damn lot in common with America.

    Unless, of course, you can show me a single Canadian that doesn't watch more American television and listen to more American music and wear more American fashion and enjoy more American products than Canadian ones.

    The diversity of Canada from Europe and the United States is just a dream some Canadians have that is not based in reality.

    We are different, but we are also the same. Check out how much we pollute...that's similar, too.

  • Canada is nothing like America. We are situated close to America, but that is about the only resemblance.

  • Both our countries began from the same spark. If you think there is a huge difference between Ontario and New York, you should take a look at the difference between Quebec and Alberta. Or Nunavut and British Columbia.

    You seem to have no idea about how diverse our country truly is. Why do you think we can never agree upon anything?

  • Yea, we both started from the same spark... we carried on in quite different ways. I agree, Ontario is a lot more like New York than BC, but we are a whole country, so why should there be any talk of upsetting that?

  • FUCK THE QUEBECOIS

  • Fuck Quebec

  • And yet if Quebec goes sovereign, they will retain our currency and a bond with our economy. Essentially, Quebec is a teenager. They want to be "different" and independent of their parents, but at the same time, they don't mind if their parents cover the cost of living...

  • so your saying "we are all going to be americain anyways , so why bother?"

  • No, I am saying that if Quebec separates, nothing would change except border lines. There would be absolutely no difference in political models, it is simply that some Quebecois feel that Quebec does not belong in Canada, so it wants to become its own nation. However, I highly doubt they would start producing their own currency, if you know what I mean.

  • your right , its all illuminati anyways

  • There is no way in hell Quebec is going to separate from Canada, end of story.

  • I don't see why, but anyway...

    I love Canada, I love Canadians,

    BUT I AM !!NOT!! CANADIAN

    lol

  • >:( why you stupid old man!

  • grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

  • britannique) arréter d e couvrir la vérité svp ...valeurs nobles?? MDR la censure &répliquer ac violence st le saules valeurs nobles dont votre histoire à héritée tu parle quelles valuer§!(ps: jembrasse le Québec enfin cqu'il reste-)

  • Actually the NATIVES came first to Canada, but it wasn't Canada then. The ENGLISH were the first people to come to Canada, when the first provinces were still part of Great Britan's colonies..until Canada became it's own independant country..sooo yeah.

  • The french come first to canada man

  • Nope, t'was the vikings.

  • Fuck the vikings.

  • For sure it was the Vikings but the first ones who stay'd there it was the french in 1608.

  • I will put them in order for you :

    Natives

    Frenchs

    British Loyalists.

  • I'm glad to see you put the Natives on the list, so many forget about them. Also, about one of your points, I have been to Quebec, and I know that the culture is quite different. But please understand that the difference between BC and Quebec is almost the same as the difference between BC and Saskatchewan. We are a VERY diverse country, and wholly proud of it.

  • this is so funny if your Canadian and knows whats happening

  • This is a comedy video, why are there people whining about whose country is better than whose?

  • it wont barely any qubecers want it 2 its just one organization

  • I love poutine and I'm part french, but I'm not from Quebec, anyways why do they think their province is soo much better then the rest,

    each province is unique thats what makes us who we are.. lol let them turn into thier own county like they want we'll just conquer them in like a week lol. I am proud to be canadian!!!!!!! lol

  • i hate ppl who disrespect canada

  • what?

  • Btw, the audio is from Rock & Belles Oreilles, a comedy group.....

  • f!#$K Qubec, they whant to leave canada and take most of are military with them, well do u no what shopuld happen, if they like the french language go the hell to france, and get ur own army, but, i hope the block dosent get elected because its aour army mothe f***ers, sorry to soun like an ass, but its true.

  • Ever been in the province?

  • i would say that the canadian army is taking OUR people to fight in flaming afghan. GET YOUR FUCKING FACTS STRAIGHT YOU DUMASS. and not all quebecors are separatist.

    I suggest you to GO OVER your canadian history books.

  • hey, the army dosent take people, u need to sign up, they dont force u, and when u join u should have the common sence to realize u could be sent to a war zone, so u better get YOUR facks strait!

  • haha your actually so wrong in about every word you said it makes your comment funny :P

  • lol agreed,and i am a proud canandain who lives in quebec