Most Jokes Told in 1 hour

[WorldSacred]

The record should stand with Vine, because you had to laugh at the jokes.

[ComedyAndKaraoke]

Tim Vine is so much better. He's hilarious, he doesn't need a record to prove it.

I'm sure he could break it again if he wanted to.

[mudchair16]

I'm 14 years old and I just signed up to youtube. I don't understand the context of this video. His jokes are terrible and it's very clear the man in this video actually thinks they are good. Given the serious nature of this video, I am going to leave a comment outlining my disapproval of such low quality comedy.

[MoogieOh]

@mudchair16 Er, look at who uploaded the video? Guiness World Records. Obviously telling as many jokes as you can in one hours is a record that is currently held by him. Wow, some people

[mudchair16]

@MoogieOh ok

[jimjamjames82]

Tim Vine is better than a world record.

[sr1215cl]

Well I'm "sure" his momma is proud of her lame joke telling son.

[leontuso]

that was shit

[Camberwell86]

Kudos to the audience for listening to this shit for an hour. ~_~

[MuseRoyalty]

ah man, press 7 for what almost sounds like dildo

[80dollarmagicman]

you FUCKING morons... there not SUPPOST to be funny, didnt you listen in the beginning? he just tried to tell alot

[jonesy97]

fuck alabama

[adamxy3]

Tim Vine didn't need this record, because he IS funny.

[yousurfer2]

do they not have to be his own jokes? I could just read them out!

[TheFamilyAffairDani]

Anyone could read some phrases off a shit of paper.... But no one is as stupid to do this

[246947]

The only reason this is a record is because no other comedian gives a shit enough to go for a freaking hour. Give me that many jokes and I could do that; this requires no skill.

[ArcaneMage54k]

Bullshit.Totalbiscuit with the Yogscast told that many jokes in 20 minutes.And they were funnier too...

[oscardeleon253]

not funny and this is stupid

[CODRD]

Where is the full version of this?

[emmawrighttome]

omg these jokes were so bad!

[Xxjason420xX]

that host would get it

[pkman250]

Man: Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

Woman: Wanna hear a joke about my boobs? Oh nevermind you won't get it.

[radofzie]

loose definition of the word 'joke'

[gym116367]

If he did it without the paper, I'd be really impressed

[MrAlex56311]

Thumbs up if you think he used to be an actual comedian, but he told soooo many bad jokes and someone in the audience told him to do this instead

[drCasey555]

this is dumb...

[fatmancis]

Tim Vine does the same thing but his jokes are genuinely funny... this guys a fud

[noconflictbanana]

What kind of fucking record is this???

[MsHolly345]

this is the worst record ever. every1 can do this!

[ghostieknows]

he even steals jokes fuckin so gay

[druggieben]

just telling jokes doesnt count, they have to be genuinely funny as well

[Noproblemos]

i was under the impression that he had to tell some jokes...?

[TEMPLE7D]

apologize before the jokes lol

[sarahlarry17]

tim vine is better

[MrRisner44]

i thought jay leno sucks hard.... he does. only 549 to go. i'm coming for your crown lehmann

[david2k6murphy]

i dont get it

[bigfatllama]

more like lamo! xD jk

[timmehtimmehtimmehti]

tim vine is better

[jjhouston1996]

@timmehtimmehtimmehti totally :)

[skinnerwater11]

actually i rephrase that that man is a prick of dirty shit bit harsh but fuck him 

[skinnerwater11]

you should hav kept your jokes up your hole you oz bad humoured bastards

[iDjGio]

this is the lamest world record ever

[chloventan3]

thumbs up 1:34

[OMGlvl86turtlepilot]

@chloventan3 why?

[bigredsfunbus]

So you're allowed to read the jokes and they don't need to have been written by you? Hell, I could do that! I agree with all those saying check out Tim Vine instead of this numpty

[DeckyStrikesBack]

This guys shite- Tim Vine Rocks!!!

[0Shank0]

so what's the record for most original jokes told in an hour?

[XxplosiveAM]

telling 500+ doesnt make his jokes good.

[Winders8]

what a hack anyone can do that

tim vine reprezent

[ThePMar87]

well done but his no tim vine

[Camberwell86]

He said, "every joke needs to get a laugh, every joke needs a beginning, middle and end."

"What do you get if you cross Dracula and a tin opener? An opening bat."

"How do you tell when a lawyer's lying? His lips are moving."

Laugh? Beginning.? Middle..? End...?! Fuck off, you cunt. *_*

[Mouegly123]

Lamo, LOL His name suit's him and his profession :)

[divwatt1]

he sucks

Tim Vine rocks!

[MrMadgangsta]

dude get a life!!!!!!!!!



[jonanice]

the record shouldn't count for him because jokes r supposed to be funny therefore he probs barley told any that counted being one

[tureal11]

At least Tim Vine tells good jokes... I've heard every joke in this video before... Gaaaaaayyyy...

[randomfan1000]

Not his best work, but the point wasn't to be funny.

[glinxz]

Record for the most unfunniest jokes told in a 1hr...

[jamesbullet55]

Tim Vine kicks this guys ass.

[12345l6789]

TIM VINE"S JOKES ARE ACTUALLY FUNNY

[goodnewsonthestreet]

Tim Vines is the best one liner comedian in the world and their all clean, a true professional!

[Vladflame]

549 fairly average jokes, he said it himself,

tim vine master of the one liner, without a doubt!

i recon if tim redid it, he would probally get 600 GENIUS ones lol.

[19bally82]

It's a shame that this guy broke vines record. He was reading from cards and the jokes were just crap. people went there to see a world record rather than to go and laugh and that kind of defeats the object no?

[y8art105]

i didnt laugh bad joke... he should do a record of speed talking or something

[piraterock87]

nice guy, shocking jokes. NOT a comedian

[Bobbysk815]

Skip to 1:50 thumbs up!

[londonmandem]

y did the milkshake because there was a earthquake.

y did the jelly wobble because i saw the milk shake.

[Mattmurr150]

....

[Mattmurr150]

looks a bit like Alexander Armstrong... not as funny though

[nealg77]

pathetic

[pcspiers]

epic fail in terms of ...well,being funny!

[VanishingWish]

I know Tim Vine used to have this record. Was it before or after this?

Also, at least Tim Vine actually wrote all of his own jokes.

[b0b1919]

@VanishingWish Vine set the 499 record. I don't think this attempt should count because it wasn't propper jokes. These were shit whereas Tim Vine is amazing

[StuntRider00]

starts at 1:50

[0riginaldan]

My 5 year old twins tell better jokes.

What's so great about my little treasures?

They don't read it from leaflets.

Give me Tim Vine any day.

[kennheiser]

Tim Vine has nothing to fear.

[MrsHillHarper]

i love australian accents

[swanzm30]

at least tim vine is funny

[906ofspades]

Lol the most boring record to watch

[matt64345]

To get this record, you should have to have written your own jokes. This guys just a prick

[JohnPurchaseArt]

Each Tim Vine joke required laughs to be counted.

[wonderbrawl]

Tim Vine's world record in 2004 with 499 jokes in an hour required a laugh from the audience to count towards the joke count. This guy isn't a stand up comedian, but fair play to him.

[martinbmx7]

0:17 my name is lamooo

[gedi2610]

He is just sH*T ...i mean least Tim Vine is funny ...this guy is awful and untalented

[koreanboi200]

I thought I saw nigahiga

[Kolashov]

2:15 a troll came from his hiding den up in the woods, to attend to the laughter

[dimondcalon]

RUUUUBISH, IT'S NOT THE JOKE IT'S THE WAY YOU TELL EM!

[cambt236]

Nothing worse than an unfunny person who fancies themselves as a comedian. This guy is the prime example.

[wisdomso]

Joker

[GunsOfThePhoenix]

Those are some shit jokes.

[InterdustrialCat]

lehmo? More like Lame-oh. DOUCHE...

[iTzEvrywhere]

Guys he was telling the shortest jokes he could, he didn't care about how lame they were.

[TheLobsterOfFate]

he said hour like

OWwah

[Ynashimitsurunescape]

@TheLobsterOfFate,

dude... he is australian.

[themanabreak]

0:03 'So did you HEAARRRR the one about...' lol

[utopis]

fuckin ads!!!!!!!!

[sajten]

I should take a bunch of cards with jokes and tell them really fast..

[danjoelabrenica]

IT GETS TOAD xd

[Alucard20039]

would be more impressing if the jokes just came off the top of his head then off cards in his hand, anybody can "read" jokes. but not taking anything from him, wished my name was in that book

[Alucard20039]

would be more impressing if the jokes just came off the top of his head then off cards in his hand, anybody can "read" jokes. but not taking anything from him, wished my name was in that book

[dramaking85]

to bad lee evens smashed his record with (funny) jokes

[boblionia]

yeh, at least Tim is humerous...this guy hasn't made me laugh once :/

[TheGrindcore1]

Tim Vine does the most good Jokes in an hour

[glinxz]

lame-o suits him, he failed in my booked...

[crazydc2]

Tim Vine still holds the record in my opinion

[benicus18]

how about now you try and tell 549 FUNNY jokes in one hour. i dare you to tell 4..

[Drcancer123]

russel peters and dave chappel can make jokes for 3 hours

[Nuketime201]

FAIL.... Tim Vine FTW

[DickDivers]

He was fucking reading them.......muppet.



[mutchima]

More like reading 500 jokes in 1 hour. Althought you might need some memorizing.

[360CodMaster]

Life* lol

[360CodMaster]

No lufe

[tomglasser]

Anyone can do what he just did...

[8tripsaweek]

tim wins

[fitgirls14]

Hell this is awful, and can't even hear what he's saying half of it. Tim Vine is the pro

[mrswing]

He's telling old jokes, not creating new material... Tim Vine should still be number one.

[Projectrez]

Wow. This guy is shit!

[sjrickard2008]

He should have left the record to Tim Vine, who was actually worthy of it, writing all his own jokes and actually being funny! If this was an audience in England he wouldn't have got those laughs and he wouldn't have the record.

[werner99]

every idiot could do this!!

this is nothing but reading for an hour, stupid!

[MrSimonHaigh]

I wish Tim Vine would reclaim this record, he wrote his own jokes and didn't use prompts

[bluetonicBoy]

Great achievement.. but Tim Vine is the king of the one liner!

[pedriano999]

this guy is a twat

[hidemxq]

tim vine should have a go at this, his ones are actually funny!

[debluemonkey]

He was the previous world record holder before this.

[DragonMech07]

To be honest, he was going for a record, not trying to be funny! (although Tim Vine is awesome)

[owls2k]

Tim vine > this tosser

[NeverMindTheGore]

He didn't even write these jokes

[childrenofthedead666]

tim vine for the win again my man

[kieronpotts]

Tim Vine is the best and funny unlike this!

[paulapril1976]

How do they remember them and not repeat any and so on.... Tim Vine is the best at this though

[fitznicely]

Who is this joker? (no pun intended)

He can't hold a candle to Tim Vine.

[Garytherapgod]

The only difference between him and Tim Vine is Tim Vines jokes are funny

[Beattieboi]

Is comedy meant to be this painful??? Lehmo is utter shite!! If there was a crowd of 'me's watching him then he would have failed in his record attempt because we wouldn't have laughed once!!! TIM VINE IS THE KING OF JOKE WORLD RECORDS!!!!!

[axeman9]

Fucking loser!! He cant even remember them off the top of his head. Tim Vine rips this guy to shreds. Lemo - you're a fraud.

[winky7575]

@axeman9 its 500 jokes faggot! dont think you remember all on 1 hour.

[axeman9]

wanky575 - Tim Vine can and does remember all of them off the top of his head. Tool.

[ballbagbaggins]

TIM VINE IS A GOD!

[BBoytoshone]

oh god.. i see asians... shit... lol

[BBoytoshone]

who would go to this....

[guitarvortex11]

tim vine beats this guy to shreds

[eraserhead321]

Tim Vine for the win. He is funnier :P

[ilovecheeseguys]

it doesn't count if he tells the audience to laugh. tim vines are all hillarious

[na5h3r14]

whack

[grinnerchicken]

this guys not fit to clean tim vines toilet.

[offitcock]

what an undeserved fool, for tim vine's old record he actually had props and to some extent structure. this is just feeble not even a crowd!

[liamarlee411]

lmao what happens to a frog when he gets stuck in the middle of the road? he gets toad!

[MrMetalManMe]

ha at least tim vines 499 jokes were funny

[vayGrimm]

Why didn't the skeleton cross the street? Because he didn't have any

guts!

[strangechicken]

lay off lehmo... this isn't his regular material... obviously you have never seen lehmo before, good friend of comedian wil anderson, dave hughes etc. been on every comedy based tv show to date.... and he is fuckin funny... look up his shit on sharks... its genius!... in fact he was the support act that can be seen on dave hughes second dvd in the special features... get some australian comedy in ya...

[boxylovesme]

He looks like Ricky Ponting.......

[makesmewonder007]

why did the milk shake? because there was an earthquake. then why did the jelly wobble? because it saw the milk shake! XD

[strictpolicy]

wow, props for admitting they were fairly decent jokes and not hilarious... good sport

[xcoolfox]

1:40 ryan higa?!!!!

[TheKirbyMaster10]

@xcoolfox

Lol no. I saw him wrestle in rl once when i was a freshmen ;) Craaazzzy beast

[MartialAiled]

@xcoolfox

Nah, all asians look alike.

[IAmDBomb14]

is that NigaHiga at 3:07 ??

[SaoMir1]

no that is not ryan higa at 1:40 or at 3:07. hes just asian.

[1holybladex]

was the differnce between him and eminem eminem stop and comes back better he stop and we all cheer

[420Z]

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOO

is what i would say if i was there

[Jack43414]

the "how do you know a lawyer is lying?...his lips are moving" wasn't that bad

[constablejohn]

He's just a normal bloke reading out jokes. Tim Vine does good, original jokes, and all within a routine. Anyone can do what Anthony Lehmann did, but not many people can do what Tim Vine does.

[neepo14]

Only thing I thought was funny was when he appoligized to those certain groups of people in the beginning.

[ChingAmucho99]

i wonder if he said the easiest one to remember.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

to get to the other side!!!!!!!!!!!

no... no... not funny? ok

[rtjoker23]

XD :)))))

[1j0k3]

it's really a world record about memory, hey, he remembered 549 shitty jokes :P It is something. lol

[kareljuwet]

@1j0k3

he read them off a paper...

[fuego]

yawn

[wasup23tube]

i thought that guy got killed by a sting ray... tch! shows you how good i pay attention

[mikey5014]

ROFL, ur thinking of the animal hunter guy thing, not that guy

[randothepally]

Pity laughter doesn't count, mate.

[mastermation]

Lol the lawyer one was pretty good

[islandofcrete]

Tim Vine all the way home...

[stevostevie]

I liked the lawyer joke lol.

[poinsy]

Sorry, nowhere near as funny as Tim Vine's jokes. Tim is a very funny bloke with lots of talent, this is just some bloke trying to break a record. Ridiculous.

[cuzza4321]

@poinsy Then why the heck did u watch it

[poinsy]

@cuzza4321

Because I did not know how unfunny he was until I watched it. I hoped he would tell funny jokes, he did not. Not really that difficult mate.

[cuzza4321]

@poinsy Yeh but they said he was telling bad jokes. But i wont argue good point.

[adamrowecomedy]

@poinsy Yes...he's not trying to tell really funny jokes, just shit jokes in an effort to break a record! you dick