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  • Cmon people, maybe he used the cards so you could pause the video/understand him better?

  • Whats with all the cards? Easyer to talk??

  • @Alandixon88 why u cant read?

  • Is it save to use lanch control? Garage door infront of you :D!

  • lol @step 2 it's not safe to use launch control you have a garage in front of you!

  • y didnt u just talk?!

    

  • does launch directly translate to the peak torque of the engine or it's at least within the power band?

  • any reason why you use flash cards instead of just talking?

  • Wouldn't it be easier just to speak than to show notes?

  • nice video, i like the cards... had to watch to the end... for some reason.

    when i saw the garage door in front of you when checking if it's clear to use launch control i realize you don't have a license but know how to use launch control over the owner of the car :).... haha. NIce video.

  • Thumbs up for the cardboards though still having sound :)

  • why dont u speak? isnt it much easier than writing cardboards?

  • You have audio... Why don't you just talk? lol

  • Why arnt you just talking? :)

  • my left foot is my launch control so i dont think this will work...... bummer

  • good video  :) thanks bro

  • @slpknt545 no prob

  • I perfer manuel gear. :)

  • Hi, I be 67 yo. Just got a 2010 GTi with DSG..guess I be to old to use LC (not).

    Love your video..drive carefully..u know I will ( with a bit o scoot)

  • @kooltique thanks, I appreciate it buddy

  • @kooltique you just enjoy it cos i also have one . i'm 30 !

  • I drive a manual car, and have done so for years now. Every time I watch a video of a car with DSG, there are comments about how it's 'faggy' to drive anything but a manual... I don't understand this mentality. I certainly prefer to drive a manual car, but it's not 'faggy' to drive an automatic/semi-manual car. Are F1 drivers fags? What about people who own our dream cars? Plenty of supercars use DSG (or it's rough equivalent). Basically what I'm saying is this: Who the fuck gives a shit?!

  • 524 people didn't have at least 1/2 tank

  • how about a demonstration??

  • lol cute video, no homo.

  • this video is not very illiterate friendly...

  • such a waste of paper....

  • Very nice video!

  • ha ha ha .....NOT BAD .......

  • ....and no cops.... hahahahahaha respect man!

  • how long did it take you for the cards? love them!

  • 1st throw your car it's a vw :S and 2nd learn how to edit a video, it's not difficult

  • lol high five on the index cards

  • haha:) i taught e waz goen ta launch n2 is house 2

  • Its amazing how this person takes the time to make a video to help others and yet people decide to bash for no apparent reason, you guys really need to grow up, seriously.

  • lol i thought he was gonna lauch into his house

  • i´ve got a sentra 2011 automatic, if a press brake and gas i can burnout?

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  • @hartjd DSG HAS NO TORQUE CONVERTER YOU FUCKIN FOOL. RESEARCH BEFORE YOU TALK OUT OF YOUR ASS

  • good job !!! like the vid!!!

  • i thought you were gonna launch into your garage lol

  • I liked the card-thingy! Thumbs up! Very original.

  • Real launch control = rev to 3500 drop clutch.

  • you can just speak...

  • DSG can be operated manually, but with automatic benefits. 1) It is quick on the shift, very quick, quicker than normal automatics, quicker than normal manuals. 2) It keeps you from stalling the engine, it downshifts for you if RPM gets too low. 3) It prevents you from Red-Lining the engine, it upshifts for you if you hit the Red-Line. Within these borders, these RPM extremes, you may freely shift to your heart's desire.

  • nice thumb

  • "start your engine" ::D:D

  • it would have been hella funny if you dropped all your cards while doing this hahaha

  • i love how he use flash card ! well done, awesome video

  • launch it into the garrage

  • haha love the cards!\

  • Dont you have a mouth?

  • why cant u talk?

  • The smiley was cute..cool video :)

  • U could talk

  • auto is for fags

  • @drdouche1 even if it can shift faster than you can blink?

  • @WaZzAp11010 yes

  • @WaZzAp11010 yeah but you get more satisfaction when you manualy shift

  • @WaZzAp11010 Yeah, automatic is gay regardless...

  • @WaZzAp11010 still stupid on any sporty car

  • @WaZzAp11010 in my opinion automatic gearboxes are for commuter cars and people who don't enjoy the driving experience.

  • @WaZzAp11010 it shifts faster maybe.. but automatic does not maximize each gears rpm.. there for your shifting A LOT earlier then needed.. your in 4th while a standard is still in 2nd pushing 3rd.... and faster or as fast as you

  • @WaZzAp11010 yes cause its not geared for racing

  • @WaZzAp11010 Yes indeed the newer twin-clutch transmissions offer "more performance", but where has gone the FUN FACTOR (#1 criteria in my book)

    Also, simple but effective 6speed manual transmissions are the best IMO

    Look at porsche, even their fastest and epic models (like the carrera GT, 911 GT3/GT2) are manual

    Manual trannies are cheaper, more reliable and are also cheap to repair

  • @WaZzAp11010 yeah it is still pretty gay... who the fuck cares if a pink riced out civic does 8 sec pass on a 1/4 mile it still is incredibly fucking gay.

  • @WaZzAp11010

    dont worry about it

    his name says it all xD

  • @WaZzAp11010 Yes.

  • @WaZzAp11010 yeag

  • more control bitch

  • more control b*tch

  • @WaZzAp11010

    Yes

  • @WaZzAp11010 fuck the haters, DSG is the shit, back fires are cool and all but shifting in 1/10th of a second is some real shitt

  • @drdouche1 dsg transmission is found on porshes... its the best auto.

  • @eddie6974 porsches have the pdk trans dsg is VW

  • @eddie6974 ferrari has the best auto.

  • @drdouche1 Cool why don't you go and tell that to all the racers that are considered the top of their class. F1 racers would like to hear how people think they are pussies for driving an auto.

  • @drdouche1 hey buddy the fastest car in the world is audi :)

  • @drdouche1 secuential shift is the best

  • @drdouche1 yea go tell all the alcohol drag guys that. I have a dsg in my GLI and there might not be many people in this world that can shift as fast as that tranny does.

  • @drdouche1 plus DSG isn't automatic.... it is a double-clutch sentential manual... that has been automated, duh.

  • @drdouche1 who cares it's his fucking money.

  • @drdouche1 not auto.... dsg

    fag

  • @drdouche1 not auto.... dsg

    

  • @drdouche1 its not auto, dsg

  • @thatrandomperson002 It's an auto.

  • @drdouche1

    How ironic... You say that but your BG is pink???LMFAO

    well, In your case, you should be driving an auto

  • My 1983 Volvo 240 Turbo did this. It was called power braking. All this is, is the car allowing you to power brake. Nothing special.

  • autro=fail

  • you forgot to check for the disabled kid behind you :-P

  • LOL 9 out of 10

    FUNNY AS HELL

  • The audio in the beginning gives me chills! 

  • Silly Rabitt we can hear you breathe, just talk haha and i love the part " And NO Cops!" hahah nice video thou

  • Good video. What's that noise in the background. Sounds like soneones dry doggin it!!

  • I'm trying to figure out why he didn't just talk haha. good video though.

  • OMG THE LITTLE WHITE CARDS NEVER END!!!!!

  • Umm It is possible to do it with a manual, turn ESP off, press the clutch, shit to 1st, give it gas to 2500 RPM and let go of the clutch quickly and at the same time floor it :D thats essentially what the dsg does, just automatically 

  • nice nails ! but the vid is awesome :)

  • what mods do you have?

  • @crzygutrsnobrdr I've got APR STG 3. I've got a few videos posted up, if you click my channel, you'll find em easily

  • damm , i just last 5min froom my life without seeing how it works :D

  • What's wrong with talking? No, I don't hate the flashcards, in fact, I kind of enjoy reading them myself. But you could have saved alot of your time by just reading! :)

  • You guys are kinda dumb. It says "HOW to use Launch Control" not "Using launch control". How to vids SOMETIMES come with demonstrations lol

  • Can u do this with a 6 speed manual? I mean the 6 speed comes with traction control button.So, u can press the button to turn off the traction, and hit the gas and shift it right?

  • @bondrider007 na doesn't work like that. Essentially LC is like dropping the clutch with a stock shift.

  • worst focking vid on utube u asshole doesnt even show us what happens u complete twat

  • @xBaDaMaN sounds like your panties are wedged a little too far up your ass... hope you enjoyed my video, thanks for watching.

  • THIS IS WRONG! Step 2 is put your seatbelt on! hahaha

  • THUMBS UP IF YOU WERE EXPECTING A LAUNCH.

    5:11 of flash cards and no launch? :'(

    You should've just talked people though it as you did the steps, then done a launch for demonstration ;)

    Ahh well, guess i'll go watch some Evo launches to cheer myself up.

  • @XvXShadowsXvX I have a launch video, go watch it

  • Make sure your garage is not in front of you!

  • I know that you're a big VW owner and I want to get a GTI within the next year... Would you say that Volkswagens are reliable?

  • @SkiPro1368 Ive had the same GTi since April 2007. The only problem I've has was my throttle body (which was my fault, water methanol injection messed it up), and I've had to swap out my coil packs (which was under warranty). Other than that, I change the oil every 3-4k miles, and Ive had 0 problems. Im also running APR Stage 3, and its still as smooth as butter.

  • @WaZzAp11010 Thanks, I'm gonna go and see a used 2011 white VW GTI in one or two days that has boost like your GTI. It also has a manual transmission, and it has about 4,500 miles on it. Anything I should watch out for...? Can't wait to go check it out.

  • @SkiPro1368 The mk6 gti is rock solid. As long as you change the oil often, I can pretty much assure you your car will be fine.

  • i think he should of just said what what on the cards, i think everyone can read faster than that

  • 屁眼

  • since when was power braking "launch control"?

  • @TecTactical its called launch control becuase its not power braking. You can't build revvs if you don't follow the process

  • it would be 10X funnier if he launches his car and he flips out a card with "yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, That's what i'm talking about"

  • LOL GREMLIN

  • 2. Make sure it is safe to use Launch control... and no cops.

    3. Turn ESP off...

    He's right, cops might catch your hacks :D

  • @SpammyProductions my hack has a GT2871R :D

  • great vid:D and sow funny:))

  • I swear he was going to launch into he garage

  • Umm, could you repeat what you said? I couldn't hear you.

  • Best video I have ever watched! :D

  • good video chears from argentina

  • its safe to use launch control into your garage?

  • @StarlightMassacre I guess if you have a garage the size of Jay Lenos

  • It would have been hilarious if after the "and no cops" card was one that said "Fuck the police"

  • Is it free to get launch control with all volkswagens?? Im gonna get the new jetta, curious if i can get LC for free with it. i am getting the tiptronic with sport mode

  • thanks, good video, burned my tires once or twice, but got the hang of it!

  • @theleiss yup, I've got APR stage 3 now, and there's not much control from launch control :D

  • thx so good at no cops..!

  • that's really funny man!!especially the card "and no cops" LOL

  • 1. Start your engine; did not know that! thought with launch control on the thing would just jump to 100 miles per hour

  • i like ur flash card :D lol

  • fuk the haters i love this vid!!!!

  • @tmux thank u

  • Personally, I appreciate his use of flash cards.

    If need be, you can pause and read them. You'd have to be a really slow reader, but it is nice he considered it.

  • so your one of those guys who doesnt know how to use your fucking mouth?

  • @virokill132 I guess you can use your mouth real good bwhaha

  • nice !

  • why didnt you just talk it would have taken alot less time

  • what esp stand for i know its traction control but whats it stand for anyone know?

  • @454sskilla Electronic Stability Program

  • @dimos47ki7 Yup that's spot on.

  • Turn your ESP Wallhack off.

    I knew Volkswagon got into the market somehow..

  • your daddys car?

  • @veilside1968 na its mine, I whore'd your mother out to buy it

  • No Commento

  • why don't you ..aaaah....talk ??

  • i wouldnt use LC that much in a real car. after a few starts u have to buy a new clutch and thats very expencive. a friend of mine usedLC 12 times in his M5 now he needs a new clutch :-)

  • @jojajo2707 I guess BMW has to work on their clutches :-p

    I agree tho, LC will do some serious wear on the clutches. I've got APR STG 3, nd I bet DSG would slip like crazy with LC.

  • @WaZzAp11010

    More like his friend needs to learn how to drive

  • @WaZzAp11010 not only bmw. audi too. LC is raping ur clutch but its unbelievable fun. the new 911 turbo can go to 100kmh in 3.0sec!!!! thats crazy.

  • Loved the vid! Lots of fun and low keyed. Keep up the fun stuff.

  • haha cool vid !

  • love it!

  • u are a tool

  • @MR2phene the video is a tool to teach you launch control

  • Where did you buy the little rabbit? How much was it?

  • the hub look like audi -.-

  • @coolgames14 VW owns Audi, so they are similar

  • Nice video, I read back at all of the other posts and there are some moronic people that should not be commenting on a video that they know nothing about. BTW if you did not already know this, make sure you let your engine get up to temp before using your launch control. Enjoy your VW!

  • fuck i though i was at school for 5 minutes listening to some ones speech fk meee :L

  • @SamuelJZ494 at least you learned how to use launch control

  • U R in the right place to do launch control haha.

  • no habla englese?

  • @backbonestudios no comprendo

  • cuz it was my nickname when i was younger and i got high all the time and talked alot so they nicknamed me lunchbox lol

  • Why didn't you just talk?

  • this shit is fuckin stupid