nice video, i like the cards... had to watch to the end... for some reason.
when i saw the garage door in front of you when checking if it's clear to use launch control i realize you don't have a license but know how to use launch control over the owner of the car :).... haha. NIce video.
I drive a manual car, and have done so for years now. Every time I watch a video of a car with DSG, there are comments about how it's 'faggy' to drive anything but a manual... I don't understand this mentality. I certainly prefer to drive a manual car, but it's not 'faggy' to drive an automatic/semi-manual car. Are F1 drivers fags? What about people who own our dream cars? Plenty of supercars use DSG (or it's rough equivalent). Basically what I'm saying is this: Who the fuck gives a shit?!
Its amazing how this person takes the time to make a video to help others and yet people decide to bash for no apparent reason, you guys really need to grow up, seriously.
DSG can be operated manually, but with automatic benefits. 1) It is quick on the shift, very quick, quicker than normal automatics, quicker than normal manuals. 2) It keeps you from stalling the engine, it downshifts for you if RPM gets too low. 3) It prevents you from Red-Lining the engine, it upshifts for you if you hit the Red-Line. Within these borders, these RPM extremes, you may freely shift to your heart's desire.
@WaZzAp11010 it shifts faster maybe.. but automatic does not maximize each gears rpm.. there for your shifting A LOT earlier then needed.. your in 4th while a standard is still in 2nd pushing 3rd.... and faster or as fast as you
@WaZzAp11010 yeah it is still pretty gay... who the fuck cares if a pink riced out civic does 8 sec pass on a 1/4 mile it still is incredibly fucking gay.
@drdouche1 Cool why don't you go and tell that to all the racers that are considered the top of their class. F1 racers would like to hear how people think they are pussies for driving an auto.
@drdouche1 yea go tell all the alcohol drag guys that. I have a dsg in my GLI and there might not be many people in this world that can shift as fast as that tranny does.
Umm It is possible to do it with a manual, turn ESP off, press the clutch, shit to 1st, give it gas to 2500 RPM and let go of the clutch quickly and at the same time floor it :D thats essentially what the dsg does, just automatically
What's wrong with talking? No, I don't hate the flashcards, in fact, I kind of enjoy reading them myself. But you could have saved alot of your time by just reading! :)
Can u do this with a 6 speed manual? I mean the 6 speed comes with traction control button.So, u can press the button to turn off the traction, and hit the gas and shift it right?
@SkiPro1368 Ive had the same GTi since April 2007. The only problem I've has was my throttle body (which was my fault, water methanol injection messed it up), and I've had to swap out my coil packs (which was under warranty). Other than that, I change the oil every 3-4k miles, and Ive had 0 problems. Im also running APR Stage 3, and its still as smooth as butter.
@WaZzAp11010 Thanks, I'm gonna go and see a used 2011 white VW GTI in one or two days that has boost like your GTI. It also has a manual transmission, and it has about 4,500 miles on it. Anything I should watch out for...? Can't wait to go check it out.
Is it free to get launch control with all volkswagens?? Im gonna get the new jetta, curious if i can get LC for free with it. i am getting the tiptronic with sport mode
i wouldnt use LC that much in a real car. after a few starts u have to buy a new clutch and thats very expencive. a friend of mine usedLC 12 times in his M5 now he needs a new clutch :-)
Nice video, I read back at all of the other posts and there are some moronic people that should not be commenting on a video that they know nothing about. BTW if you did not already know this, make sure you let your engine get up to temp before using your launch control. Enjoy your VW!
Cmon people, maybe he used the cards so you could pause the video/understand him better?
kakkakasa12345 1 month ago
Whats with all the cards? Easyer to talk??
Alandixon88 1 month ago
@Alandixon88 why u cant read?
xXvandalteamXx 1 week ago
Is it save to use lanch control? Garage door infront of you :D!
Snyd3rs 2 months ago
lol @step 2 it's not safe to use launch control you have a garage in front of you!
pedrodezz 2 months ago
y didnt u just talk?!
abcdefgenerali 2 months ago
does launch directly translate to the peak torque of the engine or it's at least within the power band?
McWeslyF1 2 months ago
any reason why you use flash cards instead of just talking?
BlueKewne 3 months ago
Wouldn't it be easier just to speak than to show notes?
ElectricMuffinDude 3 months ago
nice video, i like the cards... had to watch to the end... for some reason.
when i saw the garage door in front of you when checking if it's clear to use launch control i realize you don't have a license but know how to use launch control over the owner of the car :).... haha. NIce video.
bacalhau75 3 months ago
Thumbs up for the cardboards though still having sound :)
ivanatora 3 months ago
why dont u speak? isnt it much easier than writing cardboards?
free4wayu 3 months ago
You have audio... Why don't you just talk? lol
JDMJohnny91 3 months ago
Why arnt you just talking? :)
MapleHue 4 months ago
my left foot is my launch control so i dont think this will work...... bummer
shane12345656 6 months ago 8
good video :) thanks bro
slpknt545 6 months ago 11
@slpknt545 no prob
WaZzAp11010 6 months ago
I perfer manuel gear. :)
DNK41oo 6 months ago
Hi, I be 67 yo. Just got a 2010 GTi with DSG..guess I be to old to use LC (not).
Love your video..drive carefully..u know I will ( with a bit o scoot)
kooltique 6 months ago
@kooltique thanks, I appreciate it buddy
WaZzAp11010 6 months ago
@kooltique you just enjoy it cos i also have one . i'm 30 !
yin8838 4 weeks ago
I drive a manual car, and have done so for years now. Every time I watch a video of a car with DSG, there are comments about how it's 'faggy' to drive anything but a manual... I don't understand this mentality. I certainly prefer to drive a manual car, but it's not 'faggy' to drive an automatic/semi-manual car. Are F1 drivers fags? What about people who own our dream cars? Plenty of supercars use DSG (or it's rough equivalent). Basically what I'm saying is this: Who the fuck gives a shit?!
AwesomeTrevorDooood 6 months ago 11
524 people didn't have at least 1/2 tank
Malevolent4 6 months ago 6
how about a demonstration??
BRAINLES2PIGEON 7 months ago 7
lol cute video, no homo.
akhan360 7 months ago
this video is not very illiterate friendly...
SANTOS11287 7 months ago 2
such a waste of paper....
Jardzas 7 months ago 6
Very nice video!
Dominoes911 7 months ago
ha ha ha .....NOT BAD .......
truck501 7 months ago
....and no cops.... hahahahahaha respect man!
JimmakosM5 7 months ago 4
how long did it take you for the cards? love them!
Platinlord 7 months ago
1st throw your car it's a vw :S and 2nd learn how to edit a video, it's not difficult
dimos12 7 months ago
lol high five on the index cards
MitsuJDM99 8 months ago
haha:) i taught e waz goen ta launch n2 is house 2
stephen81112 8 months ago
Its amazing how this person takes the time to make a video to help others and yet people decide to bash for no apparent reason, you guys really need to grow up, seriously.
Turbochargesi 8 months ago 24
lol i thought he was gonna lauch into his house
lbryan250 8 months ago 31
i´ve got a sentra 2011 automatic, if a press brake and gas i can burnout?
punkboy97 9 months ago
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hartjd 9 months ago
@hartjd DSG HAS NO TORQUE CONVERTER YOU FUCKIN FOOL. RESEARCH BEFORE YOU TALK OUT OF YOUR ASS
WaZzAp11010 9 months ago 7
good job !!! like the vid!!!
cocopuffsda 9 months ago
i thought you were gonna launch into your garage lol
UntouchableTAK 10 months ago 9
I liked the card-thingy! Thumbs up! Very original.
AndxTT 10 months ago 8
Real launch control = rev to 3500 drop clutch.
inlinesicks 10 months ago
you can just speak...
PJRehlaender 10 months ago
DSG can be operated manually, but with automatic benefits. 1) It is quick on the shift, very quick, quicker than normal automatics, quicker than normal manuals. 2) It keeps you from stalling the engine, it downshifts for you if RPM gets too low. 3) It prevents you from Red-Lining the engine, it upshifts for you if you hit the Red-Line. Within these borders, these RPM extremes, you may freely shift to your heart's desire.
2009VWJETTATDI 10 months ago
nice thumb
cowcrap43 10 months ago
"start your engine" ::D:D
velhonen 11 months ago
it would have been hella funny if you dropped all your cards while doing this hahaha
holymolydonutshop123 11 months ago
i love how he use flash card ! well done, awesome video
cubanopati 11 months ago
launch it into the garrage
Moldamin111 11 months ago
haha love the cards!\
The06mustangGT 11 months ago 2
Dont you have a mouth?
wankstah02 11 months ago 2
why cant u talk?
MrHarry102938 11 months ago
The smiley was cute..cool video :)
2FuriousFreak 11 months ago
U could talk
FalloutZombie2010 11 months ago
auto is for fags
drdouche1 11 months ago 108
@drdouche1 even if it can shift faster than you can blink?
WaZzAp11010 11 months ago 145
@WaZzAp11010 yes
drdouche1 11 months ago
@WaZzAp11010 yeah but you get more satisfaction when you manualy shift
cameronklar1 10 months ago
@WaZzAp11010 Yeah, automatic is gay regardless...
Boydd916 10 months ago
@WaZzAp11010 still stupid on any sporty car
tacomanfan344 10 months ago
@WaZzAp11010 in my opinion automatic gearboxes are for commuter cars and people who don't enjoy the driving experience.
8BallGT 10 months ago
@WaZzAp11010 it shifts faster maybe.. but automatic does not maximize each gears rpm.. there for your shifting A LOT earlier then needed.. your in 4th while a standard is still in 2nd pushing 3rd.... and faster or as fast as you
shaggy80hunter 9 months ago
@WaZzAp11010 yes cause its not geared for racing
yz100f 9 months ago
@WaZzAp11010 Yes indeed the newer twin-clutch transmissions offer "more performance", but where has gone the FUN FACTOR (#1 criteria in my book)
Also, simple but effective 6speed manual transmissions are the best IMO
Look at porsche, even their fastest and epic models (like the carrera GT, 911 GT3/GT2) are manual
Manual trannies are cheaper, more reliable and are also cheap to repair
razioth 9 months ago
@WaZzAp11010 yeah it is still pretty gay... who the fuck cares if a pink riced out civic does 8 sec pass on a 1/4 mile it still is incredibly fucking gay.
SmerfTeam 9 months ago
@WaZzAp11010
dont worry about it
his name says it all xD
LunarBankai 9 months ago
@WaZzAp11010 Yes.
squirlybmx 8 months ago
@WaZzAp11010 yeag
jlubez 8 months ago
more control bitch
chile1212 7 months ago
more control b*tch
chile1212 7 months ago
@WaZzAp11010
Yes
planeman2233 7 months ago
@WaZzAp11010 fuck the haters, DSG is the shit, back fires are cool and all but shifting in 1/10th of a second is some real shitt
LJM2stepspain 2 months ago
@drdouche1 dsg transmission is found on porshes... its the best auto.
eddie6974 11 months ago
@eddie6974 porsches have the pdk trans dsg is VW
Nick777779999 9 months ago
@eddie6974 ferrari has the best auto.
piloty5 9 months ago
@drdouche1 Cool why don't you go and tell that to all the racers that are considered the top of their class. F1 racers would like to hear how people think they are pussies for driving an auto.
adamslurch71 10 months ago
@drdouche1 hey buddy the fastest car in the world is audi :)
Tall747 10 months ago
@drdouche1 secuential shift is the best
DarkMorthy 10 months ago
@drdouche1 yea go tell all the alcohol drag guys that. I have a dsg in my GLI and there might not be many people in this world that can shift as fast as that tranny does.
specialk18701 10 months ago
@drdouche1 plus DSG isn't automatic.... it is a double-clutch sentential manual... that has been automated, duh.
bud95 9 months ago
@drdouche1 who cares it's his fucking money.
pear928 9 months ago
@drdouche1 not auto.... dsg
fag
thatrandomperson002 9 months ago
@drdouche1 not auto.... dsg
thatrandomperson002 9 months ago
@drdouche1 its not auto, dsg
thatrandomperson002 9 months ago
@thatrandomperson002 It's an auto.
squirlybmx 8 months ago
@drdouche1
How ironic... You say that but your BG is pink???LMFAO
well, In your case, you should be driving an auto
RAJSTA81 9 months ago
My 1983 Volvo 240 Turbo did this. It was called power braking. All this is, is the car allowing you to power brake. Nothing special.
sumyungai 11 months ago
autro=fail
jamiej2k6 11 months ago
you forgot to check for the disabled kid behind you :-P
88Heartandsoul 1 year ago
LOL 9 out of 10
FUNNY AS HELL
bob101997 1 year ago
The audio in the beginning gives me chills!
RoscoSnipes 1 year ago
Silly Rabitt we can hear you breathe, just talk haha and i love the part " And NO Cops!" hahah nice video thou
SroArcher 1 year ago
Good video. What's that noise in the background. Sounds like soneones dry doggin it!!
dubman519 1 year ago
I'm trying to figure out why he didn't just talk haha. good video though.
mitchcermak 1 year ago 2
OMG THE LITTLE WHITE CARDS NEVER END!!!!!
SpitfireZero 1 year ago 4
Umm It is possible to do it with a manual, turn ESP off, press the clutch, shit to 1st, give it gas to 2500 RPM and let go of the clutch quickly and at the same time floor it :D thats essentially what the dsg does, just automatically
3n82 1 year ago
nice nails ! but the vid is awesome :)
TheRojman 1 year ago
what mods do you have?
crzygutrsnobrdr 1 year ago
@crzygutrsnobrdr I've got APR STG 3. I've got a few videos posted up, if you click my channel, you'll find em easily
WaZzAp11010 1 year ago
damm , i just last 5min froom my life without seeing how it works :D
gatiszarins 1 year ago
What's wrong with talking? No, I don't hate the flashcards, in fact, I kind of enjoy reading them myself. But you could have saved alot of your time by just reading! :)
Killer91109 1 year ago
You guys are kinda dumb. It says "HOW to use Launch Control" not "Using launch control". How to vids SOMETIMES come with demonstrations lol
ShawnSubaru 1 year ago
Can u do this with a 6 speed manual? I mean the 6 speed comes with traction control button.So, u can press the button to turn off the traction, and hit the gas and shift it right?
bondrider007 1 year ago
@bondrider007 na doesn't work like that. Essentially LC is like dropping the clutch with a stock shift.
WaZzAp11010 1 year ago
worst focking vid on utube u asshole doesnt even show us what happens u complete twat
xBaDaMaN 1 year ago
@xBaDaMaN sounds like your panties are wedged a little too far up your ass... hope you enjoyed my video, thanks for watching.
WaZzAp11010 1 year ago 2
THIS IS WRONG! Step 2 is put your seatbelt on! hahaha
sic3kgt 1 year ago
THUMBS UP IF YOU WERE EXPECTING A LAUNCH.
5:11 of flash cards and no launch? :'(
You should've just talked people though it as you did the steps, then done a launch for demonstration ;)
Ahh well, guess i'll go watch some Evo launches to cheer myself up.
XvXShadowsXvX 1 year ago 6
@XvXShadowsXvX I have a launch video, go watch it
WaZzAp11010 1 year ago
Make sure your garage is not in front of you!
Pacione620 1 year ago
I know that you're a big VW owner and I want to get a GTI within the next year... Would you say that Volkswagens are reliable?
SkiPro1368 1 year ago
@SkiPro1368 Ive had the same GTi since April 2007. The only problem I've has was my throttle body (which was my fault, water methanol injection messed it up), and I've had to swap out my coil packs (which was under warranty). Other than that, I change the oil every 3-4k miles, and Ive had 0 problems. Im also running APR Stage 3, and its still as smooth as butter.
WaZzAp11010 1 year ago
@WaZzAp11010 Thanks, I'm gonna go and see a used 2011 white VW GTI in one or two days that has boost like your GTI. It also has a manual transmission, and it has about 4,500 miles on it. Anything I should watch out for...? Can't wait to go check it out.
SkiPro1368 1 year ago
@SkiPro1368 The mk6 gti is rock solid. As long as you change the oil often, I can pretty much assure you your car will be fine.
WaZzAp11010 1 year ago
i think he should of just said what what on the cards, i think everyone can read faster than that
eric62backstrom 1 year ago
屁眼
dunhill444 1 year ago
since when was power braking "launch control"?
TecTactical 1 year ago
@TecTactical its called launch control becuase its not power braking. You can't build revvs if you don't follow the process
WaZzAp11010 1 year ago
it would be 10X funnier if he launches his car and he flips out a card with "yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, That's what i'm talking about"
bebee575 1 year ago
LOL GREMLIN
Poorboy577 1 year ago
2. Make sure it is safe to use Launch control... and no cops.
3. Turn ESP off...
He's right, cops might catch your hacks :D
SpammyProductions 1 year ago
@SpammyProductions my hack has a GT2871R :D
WaZzAp11010 1 year ago
great vid:D and sow funny:))
hamsteru2033 1 year ago
I swear he was going to launch into he garage
supercars01 1 year ago 10
Umm, could you repeat what you said? I couldn't hear you.
Model1862Henry 1 year ago 9
Best video I have ever watched! :D
ignite259 1 year ago
good video chears from argentina
peponono 1 year ago
its safe to use launch control into your garage?
StarlightMassacre 1 year ago
@StarlightMassacre I guess if you have a garage the size of Jay Lenos
alexlam24 1 year ago
It would have been hilarious if after the "and no cops" card was one that said "Fuck the police"
Pyridoxinexx 1 year ago 2
Is it free to get launch control with all volkswagens?? Im gonna get the new jetta, curious if i can get LC for free with it. i am getting the tiptronic with sport mode
11GhostKillah11 1 year ago
thanks, good video, burned my tires once or twice, but got the hang of it!
theleiss 1 year ago
@theleiss yup, I've got APR stage 3 now, and there's not much control from launch control :D
WaZzAp11010 1 year ago
thx so good at no cops..!
61899462 1 year ago
that's really funny man!!especially the card "and no cops" LOL
21xristos21 1 year ago
1. Start your engine; did not know that! thought with launch control on the thing would just jump to 100 miles per hour
21min56secs 1 year ago
i like ur flash card :D lol
TheSmartdude11 1 year ago
fuk the haters i love this vid!!!!
tmux 1 year ago 58
@tmux thank u
WaZzAp11010 1 year ago 3
Personally, I appreciate his use of flash cards.
If need be, you can pause and read them. You'd have to be a really slow reader, but it is nice he considered it.
cedartowndawg 1 year ago
so your one of those guys who doesnt know how to use your fucking mouth?
virokill132 1 year ago
@virokill132 I guess you can use your mouth real good bwhaha
WaZzAp11010 1 year ago
nice !
mngxxxxx 1 year ago
why didnt you just talk it would have taken alot less time
vwcseagle 1 year ago
what esp stand for i know its traction control but whats it stand for anyone know?
454sskilla 1 year ago
@454sskilla Electronic Stability Program
dimos47ki7 1 year ago
@dimos47ki7 Yup that's spot on.
WaZzAp11010 1 year ago
Turn your ESP Wallhack off.
I knew Volkswagon got into the market somehow..
SpammyProductions 1 year ago
your daddys car?
veilside1968 1 year ago
@veilside1968 na its mine, I whore'd your mother out to buy it
WaZzAp11010 1 year ago
No Commento
salihmish1 1 year ago
why don't you ..aaaah....talk ??
ilia93 1 year ago
i wouldnt use LC that much in a real car. after a few starts u have to buy a new clutch and thats very expencive. a friend of mine usedLC 12 times in his M5 now he needs a new clutch :-)
jojajo2707 1 year ago
@jojajo2707 I guess BMW has to work on their clutches :-p
I agree tho, LC will do some serious wear on the clutches. I've got APR STG 3, nd I bet DSG would slip like crazy with LC.
WaZzAp11010 1 year ago
@WaZzAp11010
More like his friend needs to learn how to drive
jakubgt1 1 year ago
@WaZzAp11010 not only bmw. audi too. LC is raping ur clutch but its unbelievable fun. the new 911 turbo can go to 100kmh in 3.0sec!!!! thats crazy.
jojajo2707 1 year ago
Loved the vid! Lots of fun and low keyed. Keep up the fun stuff.
markej4801 1 year ago
haha cool vid !
thenbaallstar 1 year ago
love it!
polishbeauty69 1 year ago
u are a tool
MR2phene 1 year ago
@MR2phene the video is a tool to teach you launch control
WaZzAp11010 1 year ago 9
Where did you buy the little rabbit? How much was it?
youiable 1 year ago
the hub look like audi -.-
coolgames14 1 year ago
@coolgames14 VW owns Audi, so they are similar
WaZzAp11010 1 year ago
Nice video, I read back at all of the other posts and there are some moronic people that should not be commenting on a video that they know nothing about. BTW if you did not already know this, make sure you let your engine get up to temp before using your launch control. Enjoy your VW!
VWBMP20th 1 year ago
fuck i though i was at school for 5 minutes listening to some ones speech fk meee :L
SamuelJZ494 1 year ago
@SamuelJZ494 at least you learned how to use launch control
WaZzAp11010 1 year ago 2
U R in the right place to do launch control haha.
xptunes 1 year ago
no habla englese?
backbonestudios 1 year ago
@backbonestudios no comprendo
WaZzAp11010 1 year ago
cuz it was my nickname when i was younger and i got high all the time and talked alot so they nicknamed me lunchbox lol
lunchbox26767 1 year ago
Why didn't you just talk?
clarkm3568 1 year ago
this shit is fuckin stupid
lunchbox26767 1 year ago 34