Brotherhood 2.0: Everyone Poops in my Pants, a Picture Book

[rikko338]

We've found out what Julie Strauss Gable is there for. There's a difference between "a cross to bear" and "a cross to bare". Would you like the cross to be nude John?

[OddSocks8991]

the people outside of the house wating to poop in hanks pants look like the people in "the book theif"

[WhatsUpUrSphincter]

Lol...just lol.

DFTBA. Dun Dun Dun...Nerdfighters!

[WTBman2011]

I will poop in Johns pants.

[TheQueenofsass]

It's not decreasing world suck by judging those who were on team Karen or making fun of republicans. It's increasing world suck!!!

[KayaSowle]

It's funny because he says "poop"

[darkblackrose999]

Bare and bear

[FlargTheKitty]

2:38 OH MY GOD, I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU USED THE INCORRECT BEAR/BARE.

[KoolThing14]

I have to poop.

[1972Slang]

Wat een vracht van poep. Wie zou wil te poep in iemand broek?

[Aresman70]

Come on, Hank, you're doing it WRONG! 2:45 should be "But everyone has a cross to *bear". 

[argyleanklesocks]

ok i have NO idea what this is! watching this out of context is a bad idea.. what was the context? :s

[TerraRandomness]

xD dang. I meant @xaveir14

I'm typing this on my phone. It's a little harder. And i dont know if i can actually reply from my phone. . . .

[TerraRandomness]

@xavier14 no! I'm a republican nerdfighter! You're not alone!!! xD

[Growhart]

My dog just pooped in my bathroom......

[RTown88]

it's funny how different youtube looked back in 2007 :)

[rkfan100]

I'd like to repeat what Underscorethony said, but a little more. I'm somewhat disappointed in in your display of one sided support for democrats and one sided bashing on republicans. Your a smart guy. I really hope you realize that not all republicans are bad, and that really, most poloticians in Washington could be working to together more, including democrats.

That said, this is an example of my frustration with the party system. having only two parties dominate causes conflict and delays.

[cocajola23]

team pam FTW

[TheGearsKeepTurning]

In 2005, Liverpool won the champions' league, not the UEFA cup.

The UEFA cup was last won with Roy Evans. Not Rafa Benitez. :P

[ShaddapaYoFace]

@TheGearsKeepTurning Ooh so close - the UEFA Cup was last won with Gerard Houllier, as part of the UEFA Cup, Worthington Cup, FA Cup treble of 2000/2001

[Underscorethony]

I would like to protest your generalization against republicans. I am willing to admit that some most republicans get things wrong but not much more than democrats. I suggest that the biggest problem in politics is not specifically republicans or democrats but the rift between republicans and democrats. The goal of democracy is to take everyones opinions and use them to create a better nation but that can't happen if everyone denies the potential legitimacy of everyone else's opinions.

[PirateJeans]

The Office reference and Bush/Republican jokes FTW

[xaveir14]

@PirateJeans ... so i am the only Republican Nerdfighter?

yaaaaaaarrrg =/

[PirateJeans]

@xaveir14 aww no I'm sure there are other republican nerdfighters! also I did not mean that in a spiteful way... it's all in good humor. there are many things about democrats that are worth making fun of.

[bandnerd218]

@PirateJeans Almost every angle of politics is easy to make fun of. Personally, I think that political parties just hinders people's ability to decide what they want to happen to the country and who to vote for. Either way, everyone's an idiot, so let's laugh at them all.

[HalbleeresGlas]

the "german" sentence by günter grass is great.. i wonder which translation program was used =P

"ja pumpte ich in seinen hosen aus" is like saying "yes pumped i in his pants out". the more adequate german sentence would be "ja, ich kackte in seine hose." =)

[IWishIWasHermioneG]

Monty Python reference just made my day.

[FlargTheKitty]

@IWishIWasHermioneG I know, right?!! Nice username, btw!

[IWishIWasHermioneG]

@FlargTheKitty Thanks Flarg, yours is pretty cool yourself!

[IWishIWasHermioneG]

@FlargTheKitty I can call you Flarg right?

[kitchenfloorblog]

look at that youtube layout at 0:10

[mahnahkah]

That music always makes me so nostalgic... That's an awesome song.

[doctorturkleton]

"hey hey, ho ho, into hank's pants we gotta go

hey hey, ho ho, into hank's pants we gotta go

... poop"

i just spat out all the water i was drinking

oh my god

[austrich97]

2:19 wow only like 1200 views

[Kotahgreen118]

i believe that this is a huge metaphor for people who influenced and or effected hanks thoughts and life. People "pooping" their knowledge and personalities into hanks "pants" (his mind)

[Flangel66]

2:19 - Aww! Old Youtube, I almost miss you!

[whoviangirl13]

Awwww stop hating on Bush...and Republicans....we have feelings too. Also, I, as a moderately republican person, found this freaking Hilarious. Also...I pooped in your pants....sorry....

[TrineG92]

I really love this, but what were you trying to say By Gunther Gras' "Ja pumpte ich in seinen Hosen aus." ?

[ArsonBeanTanks]

@TrineG92 it says "Yes, I pooped in his pants." Basically

[WorstRescueEver]

@ArsonBeanTanks no it's not.. it's just gibberish xD but there's a high chance he was trying to say that.

[19Ginger90]

@TrineG92

maybe he looked up "to poop (s.o.)" in some kind of dictionary and found out it can be translated as "jdn auspumpen" or "kacken", and he chose the former. 50 per cent chance. xD

or maybe he knew the correct translation and made some joke by deliberately choosing the wrong one.

[boonhii]

ewwww....

[giantpluto]

I like it when John says, "Bullshit." Such class. Grace. Elegance.

[TheGingerHermione]

NEW IN YOUR PANTS JOKE ALERT: The Lovely Bones...in my pants. xD <3

[barlin07]

I miss stars, though I feel neutral about the description at the bottom

[darknight10000]

Wow! Old YouTube. What an age we live in.

[jersygirl99]

:) poor pants

[yourownstarfox]

gosh stop it with the Obama BullSHIT

[bellabellabellatrix]

I LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE Monty Python and have seen Life of Brian ( also Holy Grail but not meaning of life)

[vlogtheife]

omg, nerdfighters talking about my town :D amazing

[BiancaInTheSky]

I love this so much. You have no idea.

[TheArneDude]

I just clicked on this video with my nose. I feel that I'm qualified to become a Nerdfighter now.

[toothpastekisses93]

you misspelled bear!!!

[NikkiRedBottom]

You guys are too funny. I love the squirrel song and that's how I found you guys.

[13monmon13]

You spelled bear wrong.

[MarioCort]

43 vid cmnt

[xoiheartmangosxo]

I thought when John said "Team Katen" he meant Karen from The Office, but I'm glad that is 100% cleared up for me now.

[reallionaire2008]

I hate the new layout. I want the old one!!

[RandomXRockXFan]

Screw team Karen,

hooray for team Pam Halpert!:D

[sunmono]

I keep watching this video over and over. It is amazing! I think it should definitely be published. :D

[alleexm]

Wow, I'd completely forgotten how different the old youtube used to look.

[wicketyspickety]

1:33 translate

yeah, i pooped in his pants also

[4ndiland]

just guessing, but it think it likely that it translates to: i have pooped in his pants

[jts12141]

how did the pants and poop thing start?...

[StraySafetyPins]

John, this needs to be published.

[nukeakitten]

@StraySafetyPins so does the zombie apocalypse novella

[babykaulitz16]

1:16 am

CDR!!!!!!!!(cdr means cagada de la risa that hapends to mean that i am pooping mi ppants for laughing so much!!)

btw i LOVE french the llama!! and is ovious i have nothing better to do!

forgive i for me lack of gremmar spelleng ect. me speacks spanish...;)

[drinksulfur]

what song is at the beginning?

[MusicalMadElzEfron]

@drinksulfur Brothers on a Hotel Bed, by Death Cab For Cutie

[heyitsleeuhh]

i didn't get the "Team Karen" thing when i first watched this cuz i hadn't seen The Office, but now i have and it's awesome xD

[whatsupfizznugget]

AH! I just finished A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man!!

I is smartz.

[slinkiesandpie22]

Lovely. :) DFTBA

[Cass7191]

my mom (who isnt a nerdfighter) walked in the room while this was on...

[twisterit]

FRENCH THE LLAMA!!!!! Old YouTube!! I was watching this and realized the layout was different. Ah, back in the good 'ol days!

DFTBA

[pineapplez342]

I love this vid!

[DDScameron]

omg 44,444th veiw OMG

[elliebiskeyy]

i HATE KAREN!! ugh so much 'pam is kind of a bitch' DIE DIE DIE DIEEE!

[MooShuPork1]

rotflol times 999,999,999,999,999,999,999,99­9,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,­999,999,999,999,999,999,999,99­9,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,­999,999,999,999... well, you get the idea! lol

[BestFriendzOnline]

Why are Republicans so unloved? *cries in corner*

Also, this is amazing. :D

[amyleona2]

I love you!

Well, I love you if you're the nice kind of Republican.

[flystar26]

It's not that Republicans are so unloved, it's that people hate George W. Bush, who happens to be a Republican.

[chibiviolinist21]

this is still one of my favorite vlogbrothers videos XD

[HelenSquight]

*bol* How could anyone be on Team Karen? It doesn't seem possible!

[heynowstrawdog]

cross to bear! BEAR!

[wassupusa]

i believe it is bare

[wassupusa]

nvm, youre right!

[starryeyedocean]

:D fuuuuuuuuuuuunny

[WillColeFilms]

I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING XD!!

[soccer4life911]

haha, i bought my friend the book everyone poops at the natural history museum in new york last year.

[carrie3588]

I love the comment about the "Team Karen", it's hilarious! and the George Bush thing was so funny!

[phoebexanne]

The description says Hank but John is talking. I am confused, and am probably missing something obvious which explains it.

[MUTEscifan31W]

The drawings were all done by Hank.

[phoebexanne]

Ahh, duh Phoebe. Thanks MUTEscifan31W .

[senorsqueakydesk]

These drawings are exquisite! Such a great addition to an already awesome story.

[ChameleonToes]

AHAHAHAHA I LOVE THIS!!!! (one of the many fictional characters who have nonfictionally pooped in my nonfictional pants) and then 'Barack Obama's poop makes me believe in America again" ROTFL!!!!! XD

[faaestaaburrida]

Ha ha. This never gets old :]

[kylieBBQ]

Bahahahaha!

Team Karen.

:]

[ChameleonToes]

I like how the pants you drew look more like weird trashcans with 2 heads. XD this is hilarious!! I also like the comments the pictures are saying. LOL...

[Nat12349]

WOW You Sound Like John In This Video :P

AND I Love This Book

[kendall7364]

umm thats because its obviously john

[Nat12349]

Oh I Thought It Was Hank

Until I Saw Another Vid Were Its John Talking

And Then Every Thing Was Clear :P

[thesuzymonster]

aaaarggg. team karen.

[MollyfaceLOVE]

Isn't it...cross to bear?

[BAMitskristin]

P.S. I think this should be published

[BAMitskristin]

the pictures make it all better! you guys are awesome.

[avatarkairi]

I saw this video over a year ago for the first time, and I STILL bust out laughing in dead silence because I remember it. When people take out a camera, I think of this video so I can laugh...ah. I love this.

[panicduckky]

haha, i paused it at 2:20 and the views count says 1,225.

come a long way since then boys.

:' P

[norbaclove]

Gosh, I love the German Günter Grass line. xD It doesn't make any sense at all, but it's funny anyway. :D Translated it says "Yes, pumped I into his pant out!" I just died laughing when I read that. :D

You guys are just amazing. xD

[gelingelingx]

@norbaclove Totally what I wanted to write! It makes so sense at all. And it is very, very brilliant ^^

[hptwilighter]

44: lol the Bush comment is the best!

[jamba66]

I absolutely adore this book. I love that Al Roker picture XD And the George Bush part, though I suppose it is John's hysterical writing that makes it so awesome.

OH and the textual communication at the end! Eviiiil Hank. XD

[kaylasturner]

I still think this is one of my favorite brotherhood 2.0 videos EVER.

[preesidentboosh911]

46. so good dude. the obama part is just fantastic.

[LoddyandSoddy]

now i wana poop in ur pants! :P lol vid!

[valerie2776]

45: Love Hank's face in the Gunter Gras frame. No bell!

[imperfecttt]

41: Wow, I have almost nothing to say. Monty Python FTW!!

[fuckedupspaz123]

MONTY PYTHON <333333333

[Amiryfey]

Awesomeness

[DittoFreak]

Comment 40:

slacker.

[kira902k]

hahahaha

u is funny :)

[kylielovescole]

haha, lovely picture book, Hank. That would be one that young children everywhere would love :)

[BarryAldridge]

Yeah Excellent picture book Hank. I love the original one by John as well. Monty Python ftw.

[jelden]

i am one of the 2000 people who joined after the Palin video...well i've started with January 1st and have been watching every episode in order...the last couple episodes have proven difficult since Hank doesn't always put the date in his titles...i surely hope this doesn't become normality of Brotherhood 2.0 videos...i'm crossing my fingers.

[Jessica47503271]

I just started watching them from the beginning also!

[TheWeirdoClub]

ditto! ^_^

[valerie2776]

It's easier if you go to their channel's page, then to 'view all' videos, then go through till you get to the last page, I think it's 18 or 19 now, then click on whatever video, then, after watching, hit back on your browser, then watch the next video, etc.

[CrayolaaWonderr]

Team Karen, NEVER!

Al Rooker! Gotta love Al!

[solilohqwee]

Anyone on Team Karin is WRONG. D:

[blackinise]

monty python!

[ianandersonisgod]

You're right. so true

[westmayor]

your a fan of Joyce? wow for an American that's, well I haven't the words I'm doing my happy dance as I type. I live on the same road as Leopold Bloom do you know its name?

[ghettoarcade]

lol i love oldschool brotherhood!

[SerenaBriggas]

Isn't the chanting from that the exact chanting from tony hawk underground?? The chants that the sheep lovers shout??

[mwines29349]

duuuude...i'm like obsessed w/ eric idle =D

[davefromwales]

spamalot?! you guys get better and better and better and better....

[showersinger34]

omgomgomg i'm seeing it (for the second time) on friday!!!!

[lexygoestolondon]

It's from The Life of Brian originally.

[lizziewoobourne]

i feel proud that i was 17 when this was posted!!!

go the picturebook

=]

x

[showersinger34]

spamalot = lifeeee!!!!!

not to be a shameless promoter or anything, but i just thought i would point out that if you go to my page you will find a video of me singing a spamalot song called "the song that goes like this" which is an awesome song. i would love it if people would comment and leave a critique, but even if you dont watch me, the song itself rocks!

[GIRfan4]

That was epic!

[SimplyKell]

*hey hey, ho ho-into Hank's pants we gotta go*

Wow, that's an awesome picture book!

[bellasnow68]

I love the ending :)

[carppence]

Can I poop in your pants?

[magicloveserenity]

yey! the digs at Bush = extremely jokes

[SpiffyMcSnazzy]

team karen? Pshhhhh.

[mnasrbk]

It could be worse. You might have to eat something terrifying. Like Fresh Habeneros.

[hereonearth88]

i wish this was a real book

[SirCharlesThe3rd]

Weird i just watch The Life of Brian a little bit ago lol.

[MrsStephanieSnape]

Some people are republicans

lol

[MartinaOfSweden]

whats "team Karen"?? *never heard of anything like that*

[helenisjammin]

im pretty darn sure its from the office.

[fragreth]

yea, i think that's why a picture of karen is shown when they're talking about it!

[compactdisc27]

I love it!! I can watch this vid over and over!

Nerdfighters 4 Life!

[wandering91]

"some people are on team karen."

OH MY GOD I LOVE YOU.

[AJsonofjohn]

well i've never shat in your trousers. but i can only assume that because eric idle is from my town of south shields (thats right im using this as an excuse to brag) that he shat in your pants on behalf of the people in south shields

[actressluv]

haha some people are republicans

[regularguy5mb]

Picture book of awesome!!

[hennitherover]

Ron Paul is 100% Awesome

[eminnj]

Ron Paul IS 100% Awesome and is also the number one nerdfighter extraordinaire who will most definitely decrease world suck far better than any other possible individual around.

[BIZZ3LL]

Agreed.

[forgetregret12]

Eughl. My dad likes Ron Paul. I don't care WHO wins, but I don't want HIM to.

[BIZZ3LL]

Any why don't you want him to win?

[katgirl21]

...Isn't he the guy who made that commercial about deporting all illegal immigrants and building a huge wall on the border? He says: "H.R. 1146 would end our membership in the United Nations, protecting us from their attempts to tax our guns or disarm us entirely." wtf? "I introduced legislation to repeal the so-called "assault weapons" ban before its 2004 sunset, and I will oppose any attempts to reinstate it." o_0 Do we really want crazy people who aren't qualified with AK47s?

[glennsa]

oops...i was about 11 months late on that one

[glennsa]

the "anyway...i'll see you tomorrow" part at the end is textual communication

[KrissyDiggory]

Those were quite dandy drawings I must say.

And I have come up with your animal! I think you are a kangaroo! Yes I can definitely see it...

[seraphcaeli]

yyeeeaaah Obama

[jennahemmena]

i wanna poop in hanks pants!!.....kinda weird, but if its the craze!! NERDFIGHTERS!!

[guacamoleroxmysox]

This book is so made of awesome. Geez. and the stuff about george bush, totally jokes.

[heather23renae]

but... but... That was John reading yes?

[ChristenLeager]

yes, it was a book based on a video john made a while ago, and the book was about hank. :)

[horsewhisperer990]

yay nerdfighters! everyone poops in my pants is the most jokes picture book to ever exist.

[Kaleb34]

k, this is awesome because like you, i am the biggest nerd ever! SO THIS IS SICK! HIGH FIVE!

[hikaru975]

perfect for the dot dot dot reponse

...

[horsewhisperer990]

that is sooo cool! awesome job hank and john!

[dude392]

BRILLIANT

[thesisrevoked]

Awesome.