中文Siri是這樣子的 Siri Chinese version

[a88629228]

SIRI 沒有 安卓機器人的 那麼聰明!



[1209Azusa]

你當然是美女，你全家都是美女ｗｗｗｗｗｗｗｗ

[SinnieZhao]

LOOL

[MrTomsmy]

女主角 : 那還有別的辦法嗎?

Siri : 分手快樂 祝妳快樂.........

女主角 : 那我還是跑路吧.........

囧= =

[Sakurameow22]

你爺爺是美女 你爸爸是美女 你哥哥是美女 你弟弟是美女 你叔叔是美女...

[ilovemirror91]

男生的演技好差

[littlesix912]

我有個問題 竟然化妝就能解決 幹嘛一開始提跑路 整容 分手之類的拉

[funlovesjoy]

所以用了iPhone 就會變笨...

[TheCokeberry]

刚开始觉得这男的还挺帅的,结果笑起来太猥琐了

[SpadeMJ]

哎哟……这也太智能了！

[ChineseCommando]

lol @ the end

[Tanmoman]

纯属恶搞，但还是不错，趣味

[yazeed2411]

Whats going on i dont get it

[rightben59]

@BoiseState415 Japan

[BoiseState415]

Godzilla

[mrxiong8]

Lol to the last part. Cracks me up.

[chaisingjordan]

It's one missed call all over again!

[nameautza]

china had blocked everything and made their own coppied

[Mreleezy]

@nameautza oh yeah for sure,but stupid american or westerner still keep buying stuff from China at the same time they called china a red devil but still borrowing money from the BIGGEST COMMIE COUNTRY over the world.BTW China is the BIGGEST CREDITOR of USA if u don't know google it uncle SAM:)

[Flamingames]

Haha funny ending

[a34236]

wait,他的iPhone不是把耳機插上了嗎?怎還有聲音阿?­

[LilRay89617]

@a34236 最後那畫面1:50秒那已沒有插耳機！

[iamavetstudent]

女主角:那我應該怎樣??(甜笑)

siri:你應該有大舌頭

[cmcunt6987]

You loved that Chinese girl and despite her shitty hair and the fact she hadn't worked out since was 12 you still liked her. Good for you! This girl hasn't had a work out for at least 8 years.

[merlynapp]

尼玛...你全家都是美女...我操

[jjhsiehvidoes]

LOL

[lobbypau]

我覺得..這個不是惡攪...

而是..很現實的社會情況...

[Allen0978]

太讚了這個



[ukyoi]

(3)

B: How can you be so...

G: So, what I should be in your opinion?

S: You should choose a more handsome boyfriend. Trust me!

[Sassymui8]

@ukyoi Unfortunately Chinese language is character based. The limitation means there is no alphabetical order, or abbreviations in Chinese.

[ukyoi]

(2):

G: Too late! Any other solutions?

S: (Playing a song called "Happy breaking up")

G: Well, I'll escape.

G: Oh no. Siri, it will be worse if he can't find me. I beg you, find a solution please.

S: You need to help yourself. (I really don't know how to translate the name of the song because It's a joke based on Chinese culture).

(The girl is making up and the boy is searching her.)



[ukyoi]

@java575 Translations (1): Boy: I'm coming. Girl: OK. G: My boyfriend is coming. How far is he from me? Siri: 320m, 319m ... G: Am I still a beauty? S: Of course. All your family members are beauties. (It's an irony in China) G: I stayed up late last night. How to deal with the panda eyes? S: I found five surgery hospitals. Two are near from you. G: But I can't meet him now! S: I found three ways: Escaping, plastic surgery or breaking up. The nearest hospital is only 150m from you.

[UncleWalker2011]

有趣的 iphone 4s 【 語音助理 】 中文 《 惡攪 》 版 ， … … … ！！！ … … … 您不如 『 換個男友 』 算了 ； … … … ！！！！！！

[java575]

Siri, can you translate this bull shit for me?

Sure it said

CHONG CHING CHONG CHING CHONG!

[cmcunt6987]

Chinese girls are pretty ugly in general. Most American girls are ugly too - so don't think I'm being national on this observation. This girl looks 10 years older than this guy in the vid and she is not (generally) attractive. She has a flat face, big nose and boring eyes. She looks retarded actually.

[lumberj23]

@cmcunt6987

I used to think like you, then I took a Chinese girl to the heart. <3

[ShinyTHPS]

Guy's wearing a garbage bag, niiiiiiiiiiiiiice.

[SouthParkBear]

So Chinese girls are ugly without make-up?

[cmcunt6987]

All I was saying is that China probably has some hot chicks - much better than this one. I would love to see them. You seem like a great guy houxiaoxiao. Do girls wear their hair flat with a part in the middle still?

[houxiaoxiao]

这个眼影笔的广告真不错。

[cmcunt6987]

How to lose a hard on..... brought to you by her....

[patientzero532]

@cmcunt6987 Can you provide a translation?  I'd love to know what's going on.

[SouthParkBear]

@patientzero532

Here's the translation:

"iPhone 4S was mid-December on sale in Taiwan, the major carriers have open registration, its biggest selling point is that speech recognition assistant Siri, but unfortunately at present only in English." (cont'd)

[SouthParkBear]

@SouthParkBear

" Recently there are users, making Chinese Siri spoof film, film actress with dark circles because staying up late to help Chinese Siri, I saw Chinese actress Siri gave three suggestions, the results really overcome the problem of dark circles, the last Chinese Siri also suggested that she simply changed her boyfriend, can only speak Chinese Siri really humorous!"

[patientzero532]

@SouthParkBear Well... I think the "funny" got lost in translation.

[SouthParkBear]

@patientzero532

Or Chinese people laugh at anything... seriously, it's either that or commit hari-kari over there.

[windbelle]

怎麼化妝前後差很大=口=!!.....

[cmcunt6987]

I think he should jackoff. He's much better looking than her.

[SouthParkBear]

@cmcunt6987

Yeah put make-up on his hand

[Miozi1]

I thought that People of China cant visit Youtube?

[patientzero532]

@Miozi1 Beats me. This commercial seems innocent enough, but ask them if they know anything about Tiananmen Square. If you perform a Google search, all you'll find are nice pics of happy tourists. With 35,000 internet police.... I guess their Youtube is heavily censored. Maybe as this comment will be.

I would love to see if it passes, frankly.

[SouthParkBear]

@patientzero532

Yeah I knew a girl in Beijing who was afraid to discuss politics. It's like cybering with a 14-year old i.e Chris Hansen will get you LOL

[Miozi1]

@patientzero532 Weird stuff.

[MFLOVEify]

@Miozi1 nah most chinese can use some kind of hackin software to check out yt fb these days......lol or they might just be chinese immigrants livin in another country....

[59531146]

這腔調...

[eyestabber100]

wat

[a9300293002]

後面好好笑== 

[nike8572]

請問是女角是同一人嗎？？

[kainamk]

忐忑電話鈴聲@@

[geniesjan]

你另一個男友在你後面,他很火

[perfectcygnus]

女主角：我還是美女嗎?

Siri應該要回答：妳只要化妝就是美女

[cdwc25]

@perfectcygnus 我同意！

[raxine12687]

一開始化妝就好，跑心酸的喔XD

[raxine12687]

沒化妝像他媽



[perfectcygnus]

@raxine12687 真的...她化妝後說實在蠻漂亮的，沒化妝就像你講的那樣，哈哈­哈

[raxine12687]

@perfectcygnus XD