50 Ways to Make Severus Snape very annoyed with you

[SunshineHorsey229]

33. 33. 33. That is now my FAVOURITE NUMBER!!!!!!!!

[missporty100]

#23...why? I didn't get it. :-?

[Dragoneisha777]

This should be called '50 foolproof ways to get detention in Potions class'....

[HarryPotterlover2389]

Tell him if he were to marry Voldemort, Voldemorts snake would still kill him . . .

[Flipray2009]

Send him valentines and insist they are from a blonde slytherin. He'll eventually think Draco is gay. (credit to Lady Claudia).

[sarahisaverageful]

i loves this song. and, yes, i will do ALL OF THIS TO A VERY SNAPE LIKE TEACHER AT MY SCHOOL...excellent....

[Meimoon123]

DUDE THAT WAS VERY RUDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[thespongebobhippie]

"insist that he and lucius make a darling couple" i was like "but it's true!!!" lol

[Be4ck]

"She turned me into a newt!"

"A newt?"

"... I got better."

Gotta love Monty Python and the Holy Grail :')

All very good ideas, by the way :D

[MonsterHighGirl00]

29. and 49. r the best

[sdennis98]

lol #46.

[EdwardCullenswimmer]

i bet i could come up with sooooooo much better ways 2 piss snape off!!

[davids2229]

Um... if someone did that they would be at another school... possibly in Azkaban.

[Freakowich]

I just laughed. my lungs out.

[jblover2179]

I need to make top comment...PURPLE PEPPERONI PIZZA WITH PICKLES PILED HIGH!

[mialacey2011]

awww poor snape...he gets so abused......

alan rickman deserves an oscar

[klakka989]

As funny as some of these are I don't have a death wish

[beckyboston]

#36 and #47 were my favorites.

And #51: Remind him again that Lily chose James.

[singmeasong021]

@beckyboston your adding one for yourself

[tmeyerrose]

TOGA TOGA TOGA

[SuperCosmicFire]

lol #16, #20,

[awesomebailey123]

I LOVE #16 LOL!!!!

[Amythomas1000]

Tell him that a murderous barber is after him! Ask him to sing 'Pretty Women'...I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!

[1san99pet4]

At school i call a teacher : Pino, that is in The Netherlands the bird of Sesame Street. That teacher doesn't like it ^^. And i poked my PE teqacher >< i needed to ask something, but he didn't respones.

[ILUVDJOD]

Theese are great but.... HE'S NOT REAL! Sorry if I ruined it for you...

[ilseh95]

whaha, ask him if he heards a ticking noise xD

[med87100]

if snape wasnt 'good with the ladies' then i wouldnt be drooling at just the thought of him..... -________________-

[slytherin144]

ask him if he ways as much as a duck MONTY PYTHON FTW

[MsNinjaPigs]

I'm showing this to my friends... SHIT IM GONNA BE SNAPE FOR HALLOWEEN xD

[mybffsaremylife]

13 is just mean :(

[LiaHolmes]

49 ... funny... he never do this actually

[CaptainSinaSparrow]

29. and 30. are best I just love sweeney xD

super funny vid ^^

[tsbwell]

51. Don't turn to page 394.

[JackSparrowILU]

"Grease"

The latter 18. Awwww :((

39., 40., 41. :DD

46., 48. and 49. almost made me pee my pants :_D

You know, if you edit those a bit, most of those are ways to annoy any people :D

[MentalPatient302]

ask him if he weighs as much as a duck. OMG! I laughed soo hard at that. lol i was almost in tears at the end of it

[Sinistra76]

There are two eighteens. Just sayin'.

[Emzyxx100]

HA HA LOOL I LAUGHED AT EVERY SINGLE ONE :D xx

[SuperEbony99]

Another: Say, 'since you're a death eater, do you want to come to tea? I'll make your favourite death to eat!'

[spoiledspider]

ask him for the yule ball

[celticcountrylover]

NIIIIIIIIIIIIIICE!!!!!!!!!!!!! I love it!

[KillerPrincess1997]

Yay! You've seen Monty Python! I love this video! Can I use some in a fanfic? I'll be sure to credit you.

[AnnieReadsGood]

Lucius's "pimp cane" XD LOVE IT!

[mrharrypotterfreak21]

@AnnieReadsGood lol my butt off

[rassilonsvids]

Well, I've got a way for Snape to annoy Harry.

Harry: "Ugh, Snape, you're the worst."

Snape: "That's not what your MUM said! BURN!"

[AWSOMENESS655]

@rassilonsvids oh that's cold... but it made me laugh :P

[TheNewWierdo]

NO! I WANT DOLOHOV TO KILL LUPIN! I LOVE DOLOHOV!

[TheCandirox]

he turned me into a newt! *cricket cricket* i got better.....

[HPsmyLife]

I love #44!

[myheartismadeofstars]

i secretly want to do #5, #8/9, 29/30 33 (good idea!) 36,39/40

on the other hand doing #13 would pobably be an idea he shopuld have got himself...

#19 he wishes...

#21 why do you think his student's look at him?

[LiliannaPotter]

22 would be a good one to use after you've gotten him angry at you with one or more of the others, that and 44. my personal favorite are 11, 25, 34, 35-37 & 41.

[HelloMalfoy]

Ask him if his heads ever been popped like popcorn!+908 for Happy Tree Friends Reference!

[bluwing3459]

51, ask him about his child hood

52. sew black frills at the end of his cloaks in the night.

53. wake him up in the night, crying and when he looks at you tell him you had a dream that you finnaly got lily potter but then a giant snake with james head came and ate him,

54. dye your hair red and eyes green and look at him all of class.

[Lasadialarwen]

51, Ask Snape 'what that mysterious noise is' and toss him a time bomb.

[theannaman]

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha #3 is mean. :(

[castrogirl123]

some of that will get ya killed

[xChatRooms101x]

51. sectussempra his ear off and say "SEE HOW DO U LIKE IT HUH?? IF U EVER DARE USE THIS CURSE EVER AGAIN (hint hint- NOT WHILE U ARE ANYWHERE NEAR ANYONE WHO LOOKS LIKE HARRY POTTER AT THAT MOMENT IN TIME) I WILL SECTUSEMPRA YA OTHER ONE OFF AND THEN CHARM GINNY WEASLEYS EYES TO LOOK LIKE HARRYS AND MAKE U LOOK AT HER FOR A WEEK!!

[GinnyWeasleyPotter96]

51. Snog him like crazy then run.

52. Glomp him and squeal in his ear.

53. Follow him around and be his *apprentice*.

54. Arrive early to Potions then when people come they'll be suspicous.

55. Snog him again.....without running.....

Severus ♥

[GinnyWeasleyPotter96]

Alot of these are hurting him over Lily. I don't like it. I like the rest though.

[mudbloodgirl4]

There is two 18s

[mudbloodgirl4]

hahaha ask him if he heres a ticking noise

[GinnyWeasleyPotter96]

@mudbloodgirl4 Potter Puppet Pals FTW

[TotallyTscopeTV]

51. Tell him he should cut Harry Potter's heart out with a spoon.

52. Ask him if you should dip your potion in yogurt and cover it in chocolate buttons.

53. When he comes to inspect your potion, begin to describe, in detail, how SEXY he is.

[deboraition]

hehe. -i will not give Severus Snape shampoo in the great hall.

[jackie0deming]

Ask him if he weighs as much as a duck! +10 points for Monty Python Reference!

Oh, and Number 47, another 10 points! :D

[pein999000]

Number 13 might get you killed though.

I'm sure he's pretty sore about Lily.

All the Sweeney Todd references amused me the most. lol

[pein999000]

Number 13 might get you killed though.

I'm sure he's pretty sore about Lily.

[LilithSterninAddams]

Oh your poor butt!He'd so feel like kicking it!Hey I love the pictures that start this video!Oh #29 I get it!Ouch! #37...oh if looks could kill then the look that he'd give u would if that could happen.

[buckster888able]

Have him sing pretty women...awesome sweeny todd reference

[slyrocks3]

3 will get him pissed. 5 will potentially get you killed, and if you do 10, you better have you're good running shoes on..

[harrysexgirl3]

omg this si brillent! i love number 16!!

[slyrocks3]

Well thankyou for spoiling what kills him >_<

[Goldenstorm101]

I love the Monty Python referances!

[harrypotter123456ful]

change the song its wierd

[SlytherinQueen130]

I love this! ask him if he hears a ticking noise! brilliant! that was my fave!

i know u probably get this alot, but would it be ok if i used some of these in a fanfic im writing?

[thewolfy7]

@SlytherinQueen130 as long as you give me credit for some of them ;)

[SlytherinQueen130]

@thewolfy7 of course! definitely! ugh, i look back at the fic now and the first two chapters suck, but it gets better! anywho, thanks again! :)

[PunkAngel789]

29, 3O and 41 are the best!!!

Love Sweeney Todd

Love Monty Python

Love Harry Potter! XD

[tabboo3]

wait i dont get #s 8, 9, & 45?

[seveeona]

where can i get the fist pic? lol

[tobikitty99]

what's billow? lul

[TheCasper768]

ask him if hes been hit by lucius's "pimp cane"

lol1

[SilverBerenznoff23]

Most were funny, but some were mean! hehe...fondel a ferret.

[batwat]

LOL

[Alexa93artaker]

grate job

[ItachiLoverMan]

"She turned me into a newt"

"A newt?"

"Wel... got better!"

PERFECT! LOVE IT!

[Smithiie1284]

Lmao!! so funny!! :) x

[rainbowgirl678]

btw if u didn't understand #29 its from sweeny todd he played a judge who stole sweeny's daughter

[ma675]

oops i meant baldness

[ma675]

lol ''ask him does voldies bladness turn him on''

[lisaannejane2]

51. Tell him Thomas Cromwell wants his clothes back.

52. Have him watch all of "The Tudors" with you and find out if he likes playing games!

53. If that doesn't work, make him watch all of "Rome."

54. Show him his gross pay is not the same as his net pay and quickly leave.

55. Have all the ladies dye their hair red.

56. Tell him how great some muggle potions are, like prozac.

[GothicAnnamal]

@lisaannejane2 Love '56'!

[musicgirl5151]

so funny lol lol

[Straw972]

Number 8, 9, 14, 21, 25, 26, 37, 39, 41, 48 had me giggling like an idiot! xD

[TheMoodshifter]

51. when he is yelling at in front of the whole class after he is done say "sorry what was that i did not hear you becuase i was dicideing what shampo to get you"

[beka122095]

omFG! number had me laughing for like 20 minute,clutching my sides and crying!

[Gryffindor0Slytherin]

-jumping up and down squealing- Its very fun to annoy Snape, would mind if I used a few of these in a fanfiction I'm working on? ^.^

[thewolfy7]

send me the link ^^

[laminigothique]

weird, but nice idea...I could take them?

[thewolfy7]

take them where?

[cekena01]

to see the candy man!!!!

[copnite12342]

very good.

[miafluff]

x3 Pfft, loved it.

<3

[Finvarra15]

LMAO ALEX!!!!!

9, 22, 45, 49 were the best ones. You're insane you know that?

[thewolfy7]

XD yus I know :3