Duke Nukem Forever: Call Waiting / I am All That is Man (Pt 2)

[ITouchTipz]

y tities covered :(

[seairra117]

it says the shrink machine but its really "shrunk machine."

[PvtDonut7711]

So if I go out and look at pornos and peep on girls, I will get stronger?

[thatguythathasnoname]

@PvtDonut7711 yep

[Punkrockfan001]

there can only be ONE

king you fuck

[91128man]

for those who don't know,on the desk in front of Duke on 3:18 are about 3 paper planes so if you want to throw one of those,go ahead

[BelcastroJR]

Step 1 push cc

step 2 push trascribe audio

step 3 hear what they say but what google thinks they said

[tyman754]

is there an acheivement for shooting the frisbee if there isnt there should be

[blibble321]

@tyman754 ....No. And there shouldn't be.

[D2009ify]

PHONE!

[000roblox]

sensors are gay

[xxxfatalityxxx1995]

Does anyone get the joke in the achievement named "Beating the One Eyed Worm"? Yeah read that name again and you'll get it....

[ZEDEDED92]

if you miss one, do you have to collect them all again?

[icanadianx]

@ZEDEDED92 no just go back and get the one u missed

[DawnOfSorrow02]

a pescaphobe is the fear of fish

[naruto181800]

F u quit the level well u lose ur egop points?

[RVBFANBOY10]

@naruto181800 if you listen to the first one they say that you have to get a checkpoint dumbass

[BARLAMEI]

juicy girl ass

[turbowin10]

i think that church is from call of juares 1 and the town is a ghost one because ray has killed everybody



[GermXHandsanitizer]

you can see the sluts boobs at 3:37.



[newvegasgod1]

notice the thong on one of the girls in the magazine had the radiation symbol on it

[themastergrantful]

this game is not even close to as dirty as my browsing history

[Mresk8ter]

I AM STILL WAITING FOR THIS TO SHOW UP IN THE MAILBOX FROM GAMEFLY> :P

[T0astyBullet]

Guys its the shrunk machine not shrink

[gaming226]

This game is awesome

[wwefanboy916]

How did this game get a rated M rating? There is so much porn in it. That and a 17 year old can buy the game.

[cheezmasterz1103]

@wwefanboy916 Well we all know that kids that are under 18 watch porn anyways.

[Shafournee]

@cheezmasterz1103 What I took away from your sentence is that there are kids who are over 18. wot.

[pall789]

@wwefanboy916 and are you against 17 year olds watching porn when 50% probably already had sex

[TomTomPrankCalls]

@wwefanboy916 actually , if you only show boobies , its not considered porn . im serious.

[Hunter19981]

wow there's a reaver from gears of war

[godfather123465]

@Hunter19981 are you talking about the octobrains?

[Hunter19981]

@godfather123465 idk because ive never played but whatever thing with 8 orange eyes i think

[IamTheiPhone]

the clarifer? damn top? the shrink machine? am i the only one noticing these typos :D

[TheWolfstar20]

@KingTrudd what do you think that is??

[TakeshiYamamoto1]

does fragger have a youtube channel?

[matthewtbrawl]

i suddenly love this game even more

[lXSteveXl]

lol "Beating the one eyed worm"

best achievement name ever

[MrRandomss]

when Geoff aint with Jack, it always seems awkward :/

[VaD3773]

WHAT IS THAT? A WANNABE REAVER?.. GEARS FOR LIFE (before the stupid updates-.-)

[JohnstonRobot]

@VaD3773 Duke Nukem 3D had the same enemies and that came out long before Gears.

[VaD3773]

@JohnstonRobot yea thats cool i had and duke nukem game when i was younger but all in all .... GEARS> duke nukem lol

[sk8erfreak4yall]

I got call waiting trophy on accident ahha i knew how to do it i just wasn't trying to find them all then outta nowhere call waiting bronze trophy ahha

[kenlaboss]

did you guys cencur the ***??? because i want to know before i playing this cant go around looking at ***

[AtomicIRa12]

@kenlaboss yeah you can see the tits/ass in the game

[kaneliperse2]

@kenlaboss you can see boobs at the game but not at the youtube

[Slabobin]

ಠ_ರೃ jolly good show.

[KingTurdd]

pause at 5:26

[TinSpaceTin]

@KingTurdd XD

[opalosis1]

@KingTurdd your a fucking perv

[walker247ful]

@KingTurdd i saw this somewhere

[mrjustinb06]

The shark on the dark was a refrence to the old Jaws game for orixinal xbox freakin loved that game

[MrDimmercodfan101]

5:06 thats what she said and at 5:24 to 5:34 o duke u even at the last level of the game u will still touch a vigina

[SuperSonicBoom890]

5:58 Looks like someone is humping the ripper. (over the gun is the location)



[Wonderwhale5]

@SuperSonicBoom890 It's an RPG, not a ripper.

[shutternation]

What is your guys total gamer score?

[suggestions8]

@shutternation Over 9000000000000.

[chipthehelghast]

Geoff doesn't sound to excited about this game at all.



[masterofscotland]

How much money did the game's makers pay you guys to do these videos? Because the game is shit

[thewilltanner]

so awkward....

[Rozzer777]

you missed the 2nd cigar

[nutsforfood]

At 1;38,how did the clip fall through the window if it wasn't shattered,and the clip fell before he shattered it

[Zombiepwnage117]

Duke is the Highlander :o

[coolnick9999999]

Great video

[Dialceus]

lol Beating the one eyed worm.

[TheAirForceNinja]

Fragger is so awkward it hurts.

[hacklegend3]

When they were zooming into the dock which was showing the 2 shark and the person. That was an easter egg from jaws

[anarcyboy12]

duke has probably forced his way into more holes then that leachees

[cod4lifepsn12]

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[SPIDEYKICKER]

5:25 looks like a vagina

[rockdrummerz]

@SPIDEYKICKER I get the feeling that's the point lmao

[Jafromobile]

Yes indeed. Shadow Warrior. What's frightening is I just installed it on a 2001 iMac along with Carmageddon I and II, and the Marathon Quadrilogy (including Evil) just so I could play it...

"Who want-a some Wang?"

[MrMexicanchicken]

this game's dirtier than my browsing history

[CrazyMike117]

@MrMexicanchicken n00b.

[keltoid777]

@MrMexicanchicken paradox! this vid is now in your browsing history, thus making your total history dirtier than the vid itself.

[OZZYRULES200]

@MrMexicanchicken this comment isn't original at all. It sounds like most of the comments in dubstep videos. I like dubstep but comments like your's are stupid.

[DBPboarding]

@MrMexicanchicken thats so original you stupid cunt -.-

[EpicFamguy]

@MrMexicanchicken i wouldnt be surprised if they used that in a new comedy! but lmao dude

[armyman527]

@MrMexicanchicken Mud-Masters Extreme. LOL.

[TRDEWH]

@MrMexicanchicken .....not mine......

[baggeghfreak]

@MrMexicanchicken i doubt it

[TheFoofanatic]

@MrMexicanchicken that's just sad ..

[IEXxILEDI]

@MrMexicanchicken NO you only say stuff like that about filthy dubstep not shitty games

[MrMexicanchicken]

@IEXxILEDI yes dubstep is filthy

[XxLordxJigglexX]

@IEXxILEDI No.

[generalcakeisgood]

@MrMexicanchicken not mine

[Bllasae]

@MrMexicanchicken

Lol.

[Rejectedcardboard]

@MrMexicanchicken Haha!

[smartshrimp98]

@MrMexicanchicken the feeling is same here

[realofficialuzumaki]

@smartshrimp98 i don't know about mine haha i think their pretty much the same

[JohnRossBoucher]

@MrMexicanchicken That's why I love it.

[fergernator]

@MrMexicanchicken lololmaoyonaise

[pljehyun]

this is retarded

[halo3kinges]

5:27 looks like a womens ahhhh

[ryewitz09]

Shut the boobs up

[wolfxix]

wait...what about pissin in the overlords eyes?

[AkiraPoland]

i was watching five mintes age "the most dumbass dude ever" and what those dudes was doing was like this game - stupid -_-

btw. everyone of this dudes was American :]

[ianwilder244]

@AkiraPoland a brave attempt, but if you're going to make fun of Americans in english, tighten up on the diction.

[AkiraPoland]

@ianwilder244

soooo, i cant make fun of USA beacuse of my "crapy" english? hmmm... i think you have right so im going to learn better english. beacuse making fun of USA is... SO FUN! :)

[DamuEmran]

"hey I think I heard your mom honk her horn she's here to pick you again"-Geoff 

[jerkinking24]

why did you beelp it out :**(

[Rhino1115]

@LuckEnducedDeath topcommentception

[mikeduels]

@LuckEnducedDeath So you made it to top comment about hating replies and complaining about replies then you only contradict of what is meant to mean nothing and.... Someone help me out here :l

[IHateGenericCereal]

@LuckEnducedDeath So you hate yourself at the moment? lulz

[017981071]

@LuckEnducedDeath Go to all comments, then press F3, then type in the username of the comment you want to see, then it will take you right to the comment (if not, the username will be highlited in yellow)

[PvtMarx45]

Lol

[TheDeadPickle]

geoff was all like. yeah, ok , I see, yup, of course, i could see that; all the time

[noble381297]

these graphics suck

[warlock776]

@noble381297 On PC it has some of the best graphics around. :/

[monkeytiger2142]

@warlock776 You're fucking kidding, right?

[nbgfowtmwmh]

@warlock776 what?! no

[DRCAM122]

@noble381297 No one cares.

[Hellboydavid]

4:27 that's what she said.

[TheLeoOfCostaRica]

@Hellboydavid

...I'm sorry to be the one to tell you this, but I don't think that was a "she".

[kidreaper204]

@Hellboydavid and what he said

[AmericanIdiotWannabe]

@Hellboydavid

that's what SHE said?

Soo.. You met a girl who has trouble going into.. You know what, I don't even wanna know what you were thinkning there...

[TheMultiEnabled]

@Hellboydavid HAR HAR HAR SEX JOKES HAR HAR HAR

[gangstervural]

has anyone already made a comment about geoff's attitude in this video?? if not, here am i: Geoff are you stoned and drunk at the same time???

[EpiXnyper]

Dear Duke,

Use the god damn door knobs to open doors.

[poqlist]

O no, its more alien dick.

[jd82876]

are they the guys who did red vs blue

[themostbeatifull]

@jd82876 ... yes...

[Dfence22]

@jd82876 yes..

[clms340328]

WHERES IS JACK!

[inspeccy]

correction, this game as a whole has been in development for 2 years, not 11... 11 years is how long planning and pre production had been cancelled and delayed and only some models where produced... the entire games full development commenced in late 2008 early 2009

[kaktuslego]

@inspeccy they developed in 5 years...

[AgentTunaghost1]

@inspeccy No, this VERSION started being built then. It's had multiple scraps and engine changes.

[lukasfrost9]

Duke puke em forever

[BigCollisionStudios]

Tits or get the fu-

Oh, ok.. Thanks..

[MaDeKiD824]

uhm why is there Porn in a Church???

[noobyiscool]

@MaDeKiD824 the priest probaly felt like jacking off. xD

[kingofallpie]

@MaDeKiD824 because priests are perverts.

[raidenrayden1212]

@kingofallpie actually, they're rapists

[minker11]

@MaDeKiD824 cuz its better that way

[HaloSevenfold]

Geoff, by saying 'no comment', you are commenting you know?

[kingErik626]

at 1:37 the ammo went pass the window

[qundertowp]

:3

[Italiankid1029]

Wait

at 6:03

3rd row of achievements 4th from the right. Is that a dildo achievement.

[dannyhalofan]

that's what she said

[THERIPPER216]

so is this game good or bad?

[ENM173]

@THERIPPER216 Awful.

[THERIPPER216]

@ENM173 thanks.. i almost wasted my money on this game

[hellfire4554]

Did he just shove a mine into a serpents vag?

[dryiyc]

The greatest Attachment: Companion barrel.

[Omi25p]

woah new comment system

[donnajoystevenson]

oh dear....

[JackG922]

Geoff really hates this game..lol

[AsiLayFlyying]

this game got a 3 out of 10 on gamespot hahah

[henriko95]

@AsiLayFlyying That's because it's not what it could have been.

It's just COD, with tits.

[chipstix4]

@henriko95 How is it even like COD?

[henriko95]

@chipstix4 First off, regenerating health. Never in the original for a reason.

Easy gameplay, with the occasional vehicle stage that no-one likes.

Multiplayer has obvious flaws. (Heatseaking rifle? Really?)

And, here it is, even though it has been in development for 15 YEARS, it's still not better than ANY of the fps games that are bestsellers. 15 years of hype and anticipation, and we get a shit game.

Cod, 1 year of hype and anticipation, and is a decent game.

[chipstix4]

@henriko95 I can name a good 1000 FPS games that have regenerating health,

Multiplayer is designed to be a good old fashioned co-op/LAN party fragfest where nobody cries if you get killed once like in COD.

They wanted the game to be as true as 3D Realms wanted it to be in 1998 so this game is basically a PS1 game with beefed up physics and graphics. They also changed its engine a lot due to new consoles coming out as well as 3D Realms going bust.

[AsiLayFlyying]

@henriko95 nah I dont think it's on cod's level. I dont even know what to compare to. It's just really boring

[moshmachine]

Fragger is so awkward.

[GOD]

the top comment is the ultimate irony!

[matbarnes123]

That guy sounded so depressing I mean all you have to do is record a 5minute commentary a week which you literal say 10 sentences and you get paid for it and you sound like you have been working 24/7 cleaning toilets.

[darknight741]

Geoff doesn't sound like geoff

[gangstervural]

haha geoff's like: uhu ofcourse, a frisbee... (ahhh when's this gonna be over)

[gangstervural]

what i like about the ego boosts is that they're all diffrent, unlike most games that just have these crappy collectibles

[CatchTheComedy]

"Oh no, it's another alien dick..." LOL

[batboybun]

You opened a aliens vagina. o.o

[XplosivCookie]

I don't feel any better after throwing a frisbee. Mostly because we were playing ultimate frisbee in PE, and I threw it in the small forest right next to us twice in a row.

[oOPr0SniperOo]

THIS GAME IS GREAT :D Thumbs up if u disagree with me...

[sk8erfreak4yall]

@oOPr0SniperOo well if the game is great and i like it...then should i thumbs down?

[oOPr0SniperOo]

@sk8erfreak4yall lol yep thumps down

[DeLiri0us2Be]

He threw his paper airplane too soon. Premature elevation!

[crimsonflare506]

Carry a piece of poo the whole game. Lol that would be quite difficult

[MrPixelMonster]

am i the only one who read the title and tought it said: Duke Waiting Forever?

[TheBarbernator]

@MrPixelMonster yep



[Taza494]

@MrPixelMonster Yes, Yes you are.