DON'T DON'T DON'T DON'T EVER TOUCH MY PHONE...LOL I FEEL YA, I DON'T LET PPL PLAY ON MY PHONE, ESPECIALLY NOT ROAMING THROUGH MY MESSAGES. THATS A DOUBLE NEGATIVE, A HELL HELL HELL NAWWWW, FOR ME.
Alonzo i feel you on that one cuz sumbody did the exact same thing to me recently and dey liked to got f-ed up. One of my biggest pet peeves is when somebody look through your phone like its normal.
Dude, you completely made my life, "Don't ever...Check my messages...Dont ever, touch my phone. Who gave you the right, to even touch it? Was the RED light so irratiting! That you had to put your hands on it and reply to it!" LMAO!
LMAO Wow! I wouldn't like it if somebody touched my phone either. Replied to a text message or have a random convo. Lol! I wouldn't trust that person again - that's just messed!
And some people in the office linger that much. It's dumb, but that's the way some of them act :S
What the! You should made a txt ringtone sayin "I'm Watchin you so dont touch my phone!" LOL, and keepin up with you and these vids is gettin hard for me now, youtube aint even tell me you had a new one prior to this one.
A friend of mine send to see one of his favorite videos (Lucky - Jason Mraz and some unknown chick), and I saw a very crazy face and decided to get inside that youtube channel, and there you are!. So white pearlish teeth, beautiful and simetrical face, and crazy as hell!. So funny to see your videos, so glad to see you!!!!!!!!
WOW who the fcuk does that? reads your text and replies to them wow. I don't know how good of friends we would be after you did me that kinda shit lol
See that's why you need a number code or some type of password on your phone so that people can't snoop around in your phone!! XD I love your randomness you always keep me laughing!! :D
Touchin the phone is a definite no no! U right. Oh & baby boy don't get lemon in your drink! Those things are loaded with germs. U tk chances with ur food everday in restaurants but lemon wedges hv the nastiest bacteria u can imagine bc its hardly ever handled right. I think they actually did a study on that. Unless u mk the drink urself just say NO to lemon slices! I cringed when u sucked on that thing lol.
Hey Buddy! Well First off, I stayed at the W hotel in Buckhead last year, AMAZING! Next, sorry bout the trouble you had, but glad that your in ya room! Now, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! I will not be showcasing my amazing dance skills this year, but know that I still love ya and wish ya the best! Then, your friend is on friend punishment! *just like in Bring It On* NOT COOL!
dang lonzo,but i feel you because i'm gulity of that but my partner is such full of shit..man you jst dont what i've been going trough after 7 years he's showing his ass but i'm not gonna front if he leave i'll be checking just keeping it 100..holla at me lonzo brah..
haha everytime i get a text and my phone is on silent upstairs while im down in the kitchen?...yep ima hear it go vibrate>.> thats like ma 6th sense dude xD
First I love tht yu did the Beyonce songs, and the Beyonce poster lol... Secondly tht was rude of him to check yur msg, and lastly I will check yur fone if I so ever please... *sips*
true story: after a steamy makeout session, my friend fell into a deep sleep, I went thru his cell and found out he was cheating on me with a chick AND a dude!! He woke up when I tried to bite his dick off!
@TheSherrell25 im not gonna lie. sometimes the red light irritates me. but if its someone else's phone i'll just put a pillow over it and call it a day :D
WOW. I know how it is when something goes wrong. Go head and dance boy. I'm glad that things worked out after all. oooh no he didn't mess with your blackberry... ooh lord, don't shoot him
Hello again :P I already commented but I just want to say I am ready to see a different Alonzo I love the new video perspective you are going with and can't wait to see your new years videos or hopefully Christmas :P
Another awesome video but there is something i need to know.
WERE DID YOU GET THAT JACKET FROM? Shoot lol. And your friend...yeah thats violation. How he gonna do that knowing he got no business with your phone . smh
I remember waking up a hand outstretched towards my berry. I looked up and my brother had the "=O" face on. From my understanding, it wasn't the first time. R.I.P little bro, smh....
Having the nerve to touch your phone is the worst......but having the gall to reply to a text just shows a complete lack of respect. I mean they had to know that you would find out about it. WTH.
if it is that annoying you should probably go home, instead of check my stuff. yeah, you probably should have let the doorknob hit ya, where the good Lord split ya...
So are you the puppy or... lol
90sBabiie 3 weeks ago
he checked my messages on my blackberry background *oh no he didnt*lol
pokemongirl619 8 months ago
u were playin Beyonce-Smash Into You at 0:18...THATS MY SONG!!! =D
GodGivenTalent13 1 year ago
u were playin Beyonce-Smash Into You at 0:28...THATS MY SONG!!! =D
GodGivenTalent13 1 year ago
DON'T DON'T DON'T DON'T EVER TOUCH MY PHONE...LOL I FEEL YA, I DON'T LET PPL PLAY ON MY PHONE, ESPECIALLY NOT ROAMING THROUGH MY MESSAGES. THATS A DOUBLE NEGATIVE, A HELL HELL HELL NAWWWW, FOR ME.
IMAG115 1 year ago
Alonzo i feel you on that one cuz sumbody did the exact same thing to me recently and dey liked to got f-ed up. One of my biggest pet peeves is when somebody look through your phone like its normal.
Jacilious 1 year ago
He's cute to look at.
DatEnigmatic 1 year ago
my dad's girlfriend did that to me when i was in high school....let's just say i over reacted lol XD
MZFRECKLES89 1 year ago
Dude, you completely made my life, "Don't ever...Check my messages...Dont ever, touch my phone. Who gave you the right, to even touch it? Was the RED light so irratiting! That you had to put your hands on it and reply to it!" LMAO!
Liveforinspiration 1 year ago
glad you finally made it to the room =) and i feel ya on that phone situation
DGGogetterTVflorida1 1 year ago
u so cute
butterfly6581 1 year ago
7 dislike this cuz they do that
SeXyLaTiNaish 1 year ago
@SeXyLaTiNaish HA! 8 and counting ;-)
alonzolerone 1 year ago
@alonzolerone lol they stupid
SeXyLaTiNaish 1 year ago
wow Alonzo wow im a lil late on the video but 4real they touch the bb. r they crazy?!
layjay5632 1 year ago
You're crazy, but cool and funny.
MisteryMitchG 1 year ago
Lol... U dancing! Txt! Smh
vadande 1 year ago
love the phone part.
zacashleymiley123 1 year ago
Thats why my texts are locked. =)
StyrofoamGuru 1 year ago
you.are.pretty. :D
monkey974797 1 year ago
you handled that so well. if i so a lover or whoever going thru my phone ]i
woulda lost my temper quick
spokenwordable 1 year ago
THE TEETH!
dudsbud101 1 year ago
loooooooooool gosh i loved that :')
BabybeeAlmarieT 1 year ago
i had to replay the beginning part where he appeared suddenly and started dancing. That was funny
bofranklin 1 year ago
Dude - lol on the post 100%. I so agree with you about touching the phone. That's a serious no no.
GadgetTrish 1 year ago
ahhahaha you are so funny 2 me bruh! i love watchin your videos. =]
BigNoise7 1 year ago
@brownsuger23 no i'm not a youtube hoe i am just a fan who wanted to add a funny comment
naries21 1 year ago
SMASH INTO YOU :) :) :)
LadyBeex3 1 year ago
Lost drunk puppys r the worst :D so ive been told?
sw4gg4hxch1q 1 year ago
LMAO Wow! I wouldn't like it if somebody touched my phone either. Replied to a text message or have a random convo. Lol! I wouldn't trust that person again - that's just messed!
And some people in the office linger that much. It's dumb, but that's the way some of them act :S
SassySoulja4 1 year ago
Man, can you say invasion of privacy.
naheem78 1 year ago
i gotta say god ur hot i mean it must be said and hey and god ur hot :)
naries21 1 year ago
What the! You should made a txt ringtone sayin "I'm Watchin you so dont touch my phone!" LOL, and keepin up with you and these vids is gettin hard for me now, youtube aint even tell me you had a new one prior to this one.
Jawz0627 1 year ago
Oh I forgot!!!!. I wanna have your eyes hehehe
NEOCHRIS24 1 year ago
A friend of mine send to see one of his favorite videos (Lucky - Jason Mraz and some unknown chick), and I saw a very crazy face and decided to get inside that youtube channel, and there you are!. So white pearlish teeth, beautiful and simetrical face, and crazy as hell!. So funny to see your videos, so glad to see you!!!!!!!!
NEOCHRIS24 1 year ago
why are you so fine? i dont care if my mom doesnt want me with a black guy i would bring you home.
Cory90bsr 1 year ago
oh i hear ya bout the phone thing... if someone did that to me... they would be DEADER then a door nail!! -.-
lovecats18 1 year ago
Who is Bay-B?... Am I being cheated on?! O_O
ajrabbitx2 1 year ago
WOW who the fcuk does that? reads your text and replies to them wow. I don't know how good of friends we would be after you did me that kinda shit lol
blklacquer 1 year ago
I want ur teeth........and ur eyes..
ZingZee123456789 1 year ago
HELL 2 the no,no,no,no,no....ummm no,no no NO he didnt its juss rude THE ULITIMATE No,No & rule breaker i guess common sence aint so common!!!!
170flyguy 1 year ago
I FUCKING HATE when people touch my phone and wacth my messages -.-
rangel550 1 year ago
See that's why you need a number code or some type of password on your phone so that people can't snoop around in your phone!! XD I love your randomness you always keep me laughing!! :D
flyphoenix22 1 year ago
You are too cute.
dasa0514 1 year ago
your the funnest youtuber i heart u
JESS7984 1 year ago
Wow u have really nice teeth I luv ur vids tho ther so funny
mbleastluv 1 year ago
O no if i knew you were in Atl, i would have stalked, i mean tried to see you ha ha ha
atltallone907 1 year ago
BBM!!!
BeauDifulDiZaster 1 year ago
Touchin the phone is a definite no no! U right. Oh & baby boy don't get lemon in your drink! Those things are loaded with germs. U tk chances with ur food everday in restaurants but lemon wedges hv the nastiest bacteria u can imagine bc its hardly ever handled right. I think they actually did a study on that. Unless u mk the drink urself just say NO to lemon slices! I cringed when u sucked on that thing lol.
carolinaAzz555 1 year ago
I have to AGREE with on that. NVR TOUCH MY BLACKBERRY!!!
mskarma469 1 year ago
you got some pretty white teeth
candace23456 1 year ago 2
@candace23456 I know! I always wonder how he gets them so freakin' white.
MountStEllyn 1 year ago
6 people like replying to text messages on other people's phone
ashnicwhi 1 year ago
lol, but i would be to mad someone mess with my phone and text the person back they got some nerve
SuperBabyRae 1 year ago
i love all your videos! i love your smile too..i will hate if some one go through my phone
MzJazzy123100 1 year ago
See that couldn't have been me. They would have got the business. for real. like madea says they have to get got right then.
loneal05 1 year ago
Woooow. I hate people who do that to my phone .-. BUT on the flip-side, I am glad to see another video of yours again :D
xSuperstition 1 year ago
smh that seem fishy. he shouldnt have even read the txt... Lol... You so funny and cute tho i like you wooo
angelthetrini 1 year ago
i luuuuuuuve ur teeth!
MzStarlette 1 year ago
OMG OF LOOOOOOVE YOOOOOOUR VIDEOS.U HAVE 2 CHECK MINE OUT! :))
Bsquared337 1 year ago
Hey Buddy! Well First off, I stayed at the W hotel in Buckhead last year, AMAZING! Next, sorry bout the trouble you had, but glad that your in ya room! Now, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! I will not be showcasing my amazing dance skills this year, but know that I still love ya and wish ya the best! Then, your friend is on friend punishment! *just like in Bring It On* NOT COOL!
BigTashia 1 year ago
dang lonzo,but i feel you because i'm gulity of that but my partner is such full of shit..man you jst dont what i've been going trough after 7 years he's showing his ass but i'm not gonna front if he leave i'll be checking just keeping it 100..holla at me lonzo brah..
gspott699 1 year ago
Cute
NENExPRINCE 1 year ago
I won't comment on the teeth. Nice hotel room.
remoney 1 year ago
@remoney too late i couldn't help it
MzStarlette 1 year ago
haha everytime i get a text and my phone is on silent upstairs while im down in the kitchen?...yep ima hear it go vibrate>.> thats like ma 6th sense dude xD
cookiesgorawrh 1 year ago
Lawd...the cussing out that would have went down would have been EPIC. You should have sparta kicked his ass OUT...mmm mmm mmm...
MuziqJunkie 1 year ago 13
@MuziqJunkie LMAO, luv that... {Sparta Kick} HILARIOUS!!
Stallworth322 1 year ago
@MuziqJunkie violence is NOT the answer! but we did have a #POWWOW hmmph!
alonzolerone 1 year ago
First I love tht yu did the Beyonce songs, and the Beyonce poster lol... Secondly tht was rude of him to check yur msg, and lastly I will check yur fone if I so ever please... *sips*
tyronejones1989 1 year ago
omg what is the name of the song playing at 1:00. please please please let me know :)
bebehennessi 1 year ago
omg YOU ARE SOOO DARN CUTE!!! you look so good i wish u were my boyfriend (; lol
ashlayley91 1 year ago
WHAT DID YOU DRINK??? LOL ((ding))
fresh2defalways 1 year ago
omg I LOVE your smilee it made me smile loll
NolaLoVesSinging 1 year ago
Lmao!!! Loved it Alonzo!
herme5m00N 1 year ago
thumbs up for using discombobulated in a sentenced!!
tatiya2003 1 year ago
@tatiya2003 thumbs you up for spelling it right! :D
alonzolerone 1 year ago
i love you! lmao
whitet10 1 year ago
true story: after a steamy makeout session, my friend fell into a deep sleep, I went thru his cell and found out he was cheating on me with a chick AND a dude!! He woke up when I tried to bite his dick off!
hip2dadip 1 year ago 3
@hip2dadip OMG OMG OMG im laughing so dam hard right now.
alonzolerone 1 year ago
your teeth are ridiculously....perfect......DAMN
and i luv how u dress :D
Rebelriri 1 year ago
1:00-1:08 just made everyone cum:]
22334533 1 year ago
@22334533 say whhaaaa
alonzolerone 1 year ago
@alonzolerone Oh you no what i mean:P
22334533 1 year ago
dont dont dont dont dont dont dont dont EVERRR TOUCH MY PHONE AGAiN!!!!!!!
llmfao bahahahaha i love you....follow me on twitter @Chocolate_Ladii
mizzkrazy08 1 year ago
you must take qreat care of your phone, it looks brand new! lol
biiraciialbarbiiee 1 year ago
jeeze..your teeth are beautiful alonzo.. uh oh on your blackberry......ch......
Seduction702 1 year ago
@Seduction702 thank you man. im so happy you still doin ur thing on this crazy thing we call youtube
alonzolerone 1 year ago
LOOOVVVEEE THAT JACKET you have good style. LMAO what a creep who does that hahaha omg he obviously needs friends of his own haha.
meomy011 1 year ago
weeee misssed youuu!!
AntoLloyd 1 year ago
LMAO "dont dont dont dont dont EVER (sips long island) touch my phone again" #POW! LOVED THAT ENDING!!!!!!!!
J0K3n 1 year ago
@J0K3n You forgot the burp lol
jmsvful 1 year ago
How annoying would that be to have someone reply to a text message on a phone that isn't there's..I would be floored
Trippleg1993 1 year ago 5
@Trippleg1993 right! hey stranger. hoping you are enjoying your holidays
alonzolerone 1 year ago
LMAO "dont dont dont dont dont EVER (sips long island) touch my phone again #POW LOVED THE ENDING!!!!!!!
J0K3n 1 year ago
Wise words, man. Wise words.
1mangaluver 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
you are one ugly nigger
balla7t 1 year ago
lol great video! Love the shirt the color looks good on u and the sweater is hot!
ewingboyz 1 year ago
wow you had a tough day
Lakishia 1 year ago
@Lakishia good sarcasm
balla7t 1 year ago
I have no idea why I'm subscribed to you, but I'm glad I am
machadomari1 1 year ago
DON'T TOUCH MY MOTHERF@(KING PHONE!!!!....Thats why I lock mine.
jlpipe99 1 year ago
lol I MISSED YOU!!!!! and I feel the same don't touch my phone
iMuSiK08 1 year ago
Lawd!
JustJordanTV 1 year ago
lmao..the red light irrated him lol
TheSherrell25 1 year ago 2
@TheSherrell25 im not gonna lie. sometimes the red light irritates me. but if its someone else's phone i'll just put a pillow over it and call it a day :D
alonzolerone 1 year ago 2
Oh no he didnt...i caught that background...I hate when folks do that shit
cryptotech2004 1 year ago
1. It sounded like you got slipped something. Sleepy soon as you got home. lol
2. I would have told him "Last time I checked, I pay this phone bill, so that means I only use it".
3. REWINDDDDDD "I was in love alonzo..." lol <3
IncarceratedPleasure 1 year ago
Alonzo...let's fuck!!!
thanksbarr 1 year ago 2
lol,u cn dance nd thumbs up 4 duh hat,i luv it xD nd uz cute! =) lol
melmel011luv 1 year ago
you got really white teeth what kind of toothpaste you use???!
xBLxiNfinitYx 1 year ago
WOW. I know how it is when something goes wrong. Go head and dance boy. I'm glad that things worked out after all. oooh no he didn't mess with your blackberry... ooh lord, don't shoot him
bradleysubershow 1 year ago
I lovee you lol Keep makin moree vids, "Was the red light so irritating that you had to put your hands on it.." lol
amazinbeautybabe 1 year ago
Yahhs for that sweater. Where is it from?
LilRayRay8907 1 year ago
Hello again :P I already commented but I just want to say I am ready to see a different Alonzo I love the new video perspective you are going with and can't wait to see your new years videos or hopefully Christmas :P
PoirePerry 1 year ago
somebody losted there mind before stepping through the door.. smh
NexFazeJ 1 year ago
im mad u was in atlanta and aint come see me :-)
NiggaT5858 1 year ago
hahaha xD dontdontdontdontdontdontdontdont ever *siip, burp* touch my phone again xD awesome
nazoshinwa 1 year ago
This has been flagged as spam show
WHERE HAVE U BEEN!?!
eidomadeh 1 year ago
WHERE HAVE U BEEN!?!
eidomadeh 1 year ago
oh snap alonzo got his Q back....
8809Shayla 1 year ago
a lost DRUNK puppy haha love it!
purplejanee 1 year ago
You still havn't done the review of MCIIY...SHAME ON YOU ALONZOOO !!!
polute13 1 year ago
i'm so made that u were so close to me and damn, i missed u! much luv from tennessee...
blkillusions 1 year ago
Amen! People should leave others damn phone alone! Put a password on it honey!
DeeDee12387 1 year ago
Another awesome video but there is something i need to know.
WERE DID YOU GET THAT JACKET FROM? Shoot lol. And your friend...yeah thats violation. How he gonna do that knowing he got no business with your phone . smh
sharingan121 1 year ago
I remember waking up a hand outstretched towards my berry. I looked up and my brother had the "=O" face on. From my understanding, it wasn't the first time. R.I.P little bro, smh....
ItsGambitFromBklyn 1 year ago
That's so gross. Why would happen? Blah. That's so ugh...
Enzempiro 1 year ago
your teeth look rlly good
katiebrookeee 1 year ago
The W? Oh, you fancy, huh? lol! Did you get your charger back yet? And not "Perry Meter." smh. I think I need to go lie down...
cjayconrod 1 year ago
This is the reason why BlackBerry has a Password Lock.
MrImpact1113 1 year ago
we have the same phone ;D
lilcj88 1 year ago
"Oh no he didn't!" Haha, funniest part :)
7SingerGirl7 1 year ago
Your Sooo Cute. Your Videos Are Always *AMAZING* :)
crazziichica101 1 year ago
dude you´re so hilarious!!
IstalkBananas 1 year ago
2:37
nice eyebrow skills.
:p
m0vi3starx3 1 year ago
Your hot!! :P
O and i am also a gay guy ;)
Just saying!! Great style has well.
~Derek
Itsderekeveryone 1 year ago
So this y u was up so late. lol. Hope u have fun.
Paryce 1 year ago
i just may have to press on to the W JUST to meet u (just 10 minutes away). my life will b complete!
jayrizzle09 1 year ago
Bawhahahaha! Drunk Lost Puppy...LOVE IT! <3
anikkicreation 1 year ago
Oh No He Didn't !
tsssaller 1 year ago 30
@tsssaller you caught that!?!? LOL
alonzolerone 1 year ago 8
@alonzolerone yes we caught that!
missyweldon 1 year ago
i'm wit you on the phone thingy..unspoken nono...
and discombobulated is one of my fav words i use when i can't think of any other word to describe my mind..:D
♥ you!
DisKreet1 1 year ago
Why are you so hott? :)
DanielEricksoncutter 1 year ago 5
@DanielEricksoncutter haha
adweston 1 year ago
@DanielEricksoncutter it's the sunlight :D
alonzolerone 1 year ago 5
@alonzolerone nahh. :) Baby, that's all natural. :)
DanielEricksoncutter 1 year ago
Omigosh dude I'm in Georgia too OMG!!!!!!
Xion2715 1 year ago
@Xion2715 LOL. Georgia isn't small X
alonzolerone 1 year ago
You have some pretty ass teeth!! They are so big and white Ya smile is so capivating lol
GeishaBoiTv1 1 year ago
@GeishaBoiTv1 lol. i got teased for them being so big in highschool. made me smile brighter.
alonzolerone 1 year ago
haha lost drunk puppy
InActionJoseph 1 year ago
Having the nerve to touch your phone is the worst......but having the gall to reply to a text just shows a complete lack of respect. I mean they had to know that you would find out about it. WTH.
LittleGirlWonder777 1 year ago
I feel you Alonzo their are just somethings you just don't do and invade someones privacy is one of them. So i totally agree where your coming from.
herring06 1 year ago
love it so glad you are back love you
lslrjpda 1 year ago
My twitter TL was on blast with that same topic topic today about lookin in other ppl's phones. That's a nooooooo no in every way, shape, and form.
mlblay29 1 year ago
I told Alonzo if he made a video of him watching paint dry it would be interesting... this dude is amazing!
pt1andonly 1 year ago
DEAD @ the Toni Braxton slow jam, lmao. I hate when people snoop my phone, that's a no no.
LifeisMusic07 1 year ago
you're amazing !
DivaJoly 1 year ago
I LOVE YOU :D
istemiFuNi 1 year ago
so what am I allowed to touch?
amekom 1 year ago
oh no he didn't!
JanuaryBlack1996 1 year ago
Ohhhh. W hotel? Fancy! :)
velocity246 1 year ago
Ohhhh. W hotel? Fancy! :)
velocity246 1 year ago
Shuda hit them so hard thered be saying 'O NAANA, WHATS MY NAME!? :O'
RaheemdaplayaO3 1 year ago
yr never online on skype :(
babyleeleem 1 year ago
@babyleeleem i was on all day yesterday. recorded a video. i'll prove it by this weekend
alonzolerone 1 year ago
@alonzolerone ok ok :)
babyleeleem 1 year ago
HAPPY BIRTHDAY in advance
tupacthedog 1 year ago
if it is that annoying you should probably go home, instead of check my stuff. yeah, you probably should have let the doorknob hit ya, where the good Lord split ya...
queenofbuttercream 1 year ago 2
MOUAHAHAHA I ALWAYS have trouble with the word Parameter lol
soleil0110 1 year ago
Thumbs up for the burp!!!!! ;-)
Elvis66 1 year ago
@Elvis66 LOL. i do that alot. it's a habit. along with shaking my right leg after i pee
alonzolerone 1 year ago
just adorable...lol
nochokin 1 year ago
You have an amazing smile!
sunkissedbeauty20 1 year ago 2