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  • the sound is just brilliant in this game. period. of course it looks bad but it wouldnt work with a detailed hd graphic. and the design is still brilliant: the architecture of the city and so on. the one and only problem the game really has is the enemy design and the horrible combat. and of course that you cannot eat breakfast at Pollys even if she said its inclusive.

  • This is the review, this game looks awful and is not as good as gta or uncharted. The reviewer is an idiot and this game is better than heavy rain

  • If you dislike this game, you're an idiot. Easy as that. I'm serious when I say that this is the best game that I have ever played.

  • Oh wow Machinima, good job proving you have no taste.

    Go give your 3 hour long iron sights shooters a 9/10

  • This guy is a complete idiot. It is not about the 'gameplay' or 'graphics' or 'sound' with deadly premonition, as it is with just about any other game. Deadly Premonition is an homage to Twin Peaks and is brilliant because it captures that strange, dark humor that David Lynch is famous for. This reviewer has completely missed the point of this game.

  • well i thought this game was cool i dont see why they gave it a bad review i like to see them make a game

  • This game is 10.88 new or 8.50 used on Amazon. com, Im waiting for it to come so I can beat it,God of War 3, and ICO/SOC collection.

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  • This game sucks ass. Lol at all the xbots defending it xD

  • @allotheabove123 Yeah, because anyone who likes this game is a bot.

  • i can already tell this review is shit. nothing about the graphics look ps2. this game seems to play like a true survival horror game, something people forgot about after the shit known as RE4

  • It looks like a bootleg bite off of Resident Evil 3.........

  • 10/10 incredible and charming game. DO NOT LISTEN TO THIS REVIEW, THIS GAME IS A MATERPIECE. I love machinima but this review sucked.

  • the game would be better, but the developer took an arrow to the knee...

  • Seriously guys this game was really bad don't defend it :/

  • @JRLproductions1 In YOUR opinion.

  • Shit review!! Game has issues but otherwise enjoyable and addictive, u obviously have shit for patience... There's fuckall gamer about u bro....

  • If you bash the game... you can fuck off. So says Mr.Stewart.

  • "You're not going to believe what I have to say about Deadly Premonition". Is it really close minded? It is? Oh joy!

  • Looks awful.

  • Fuck this reviewer, Deadly Premonition was one of the greatest games I've ever played.

  • everytime i see this review i laugh my ass off

  • Horrible MUSIC LOL! this reviewer has no fucking clue what hes talking about.

  • this game had the best story ever all it needs is a tweak in the gameplay and sum better graphics and it would be sick.

  • funniest review ever

  • lmao!!! Best review ever, man ur a comedian, u make the game seem comical instead of scary lol

  • This game does have technical short commings,but doesn't it seem like the reviewer is just reviewing this out of hate?

  • this has to be the worst review i've ever watched..

  • A horrendous review, illogical complains, and tons of false information is given by him that you'll have to see to belive. How his review even came to youtube via the machinima chanel is beyond me. Turtle's review would be fun to laugh at if he didn't take himself so seriously. He's so plain bad which in himself is an achievement. Because how often you see a review so flawed actually being given? It has to be seen to realy be believed. That's why I am giving this shithole of a review a 2/10.

  • this game sucks anyways

  • Fuck you turtle you fat fucking homo you cant review games for shit ...

  • F.K. in. the. coffee

  • The creator of this video just seema too stupid to understand what the game really is about. Which is not the graphics and none of the other technical things.

  • I loved this game!

  • Bitch you ugly

  • "Takes it itself so seriously"? Did he play this game? The game is flawed no doubt, but it is still enjoyable and never takes itself serious.

  • Reviewer is ugly

    Reviewer is horrible

    Reviewer stinks

    Bottom line: get a job

  • @pexeq he doesn't get jobs he gives "jobs" if you know what i mean.>

  • I love the graphics style. It reminds me of good times.

  • this is game is kind of charming because it's goes back to the old days of games and it deserves an A for effort and originality, but i don't think the guy is old enough to remember those days.

  • This game is more survival horror then Resident Evil or Silent Hill.

    Fantastic game

    I love you Machinima, but this guy sounds like he played the game for about an hour and got mad that there was no ironsights or multiplayer.

  • I have never played this game and to be honest I don't know if I will, but this guys review is not what turned me away from it. The only thing this review turned me away from is any further reviews by this guy, if you can in fact call this a review. It is essentially 8 minutes of a guy complaining and nitpicking, while trying to make himself sound funny. Not to mention that his voice is annoying, I just don't understand why people are becoming reviewers when they clearly shouldn't be.

  • It's so bad

  • The story was amazing, this guy's an idiot.

  • do you hear this shit ZACK? this reviewer is on red seeds weeds

  • I actually loved this game. It has its flaws, but this review is utter nonsense.

  • This game looks so bad... I have to buy it! lol reviewer needs to lighten, how can he not laugh? Snobbbb!!

  • Despite it's flaws (and despite the fact I don't like quick time events) this is still one of the best games for the current generation. It overflows with originality I haven't seen in years.

  • man this asshole sounds like a common Call Of Duty fan.

  • @DerdleDoo You said it,this blokes a dick

  • The point of this game is, it's so bad, it's good. The reviewer didn't understood the game. It's bad, and the game knows it. But hell, its full as hell sometimes.

  • today one of my friends came over to my house and i forced him to play this game this game was so boothleg and funny that we just kept cracking up on this game and i got this game for free cuz a friend of my friend stole it for him and he gave it to me

  • I dunno guys, this game look pretty terrible. Can anyone convince me it's worth trying? I mean, a good story in most cases can't save bad gameplay, but people seem to be very passionate about this game despite its apparently dreadful presentation.

  • This review is shit.......So says Mr.Stewart

  • ok idk how many times i have to post this on peoples reviews grafics dont make a game look at ff1 (final fantasy1) i loved this game for the nes and it changed rpg history it was such a good game i bought all the remakes. idk if any of you play minecraft but does it not look like shit thats what make it so good its saying that a game dosent need to look like crysis to be a good game. gameplay makes a game story line makes a game hard work makes a game.

  • really? "the lack of fluid animations makes for terrible gameplay"??? you're so fucking stupid i can't even comprehend it completely. animations = a VERY small part of graphics, and anyone with a brain and more than 5 years gaming under their belts knows that graphics have nothing to do with gameplay. you're a fucking idiot straining to find points to make, and instead just come off looking even more like an idiot.

  • when dickheads like this say idiotic shit like "it looks like a first generation ps2 game" i know to stop listening/watching right there, cause these people have NO FUCKING CLUE what they're talking about

  • The gameplay isn't even all that bad! I showed it to a friend and he didn't even care for the story at all, but he said the gameplay was pretty good for $20.

  • This guy = moron... Deadly premonition = genius

  • @DChaundy1 u dont get out much do u

  • This guy is a jackass. Deadly Premonition rocks my socks.

  • zach is not imaginary !!

  • I really can't for the life of me understand how this game has such a following of people behind it.

  • the reviews have been so mixed i dont know if i should get this or not.....

  • It doesnt take itself serious , you idiot! this game is awesome!

  • this game was okay at best

  • Don't listen to this reviewer! The story and characters make the graphics and combat worth it to play!

  • i found the lock on to the crotch handy against bent back enemys for head shots.

    not at one point in this game i thought it was taking itself seriously sometimes it makes you wonder how far reviewer get on games sometimes

  • this game takes itself seriously? anyway I never see this guy around, so I guess it doesnt matter anymore

  • "Zac there is F.K in the coffee"

  • I fucking love this game.... It so bad its good. I love its weirdness. 20$ for 15 hours on easy. Interesting story. The best boss fight i've ever played. If you like a good story and survival horror give this game a chance.

  • The game is so bad it's fun to play

    ...So says Mr. Stewart.

  • Oh and by the way, your face stinks asshole! ;P

  • I don't care I love this game, fuck the reviewer he's just rubbish at the game!

  • Wow! I don't think i have ever seen any game with such mixed reviews as this one.

  • I actually found the review funny up until the end where he mentions that the game "took it self seriously".

    I mean.. come on? Crotch aim is srs business, right? The cutscenes are a dead giveaway too,

  • Give this game a chance and it will surprise you. Very entertaining and original. So it isn't flawless, its trying something new and I found it a lot of fun.

  • She walks toward him like an armless troll .. and offers him food lol

  • Btw go chew on a carrot ASSHOLE

  • FUCK YOU THIS GAME IS FUCKING AWESOME BITCH!

  • I suppose if its no Call of Duty or Halo then it must be a shit game eh?????

  • Takes itself too seriously!? Dude, did you actually play the game? The entire thing is like a pisstake of itself!

  • Don´t listen to him Deadly Premonition is just an awesome game

  • "Voice acting is key in a survival horror game." - HOW?! And I love how all of his examples of "bad" voice acting came from York, when THATS sort of his tone of voice. That just how he talks, its established in his character pretty early in the game. But I will agree that the sound effects (at least the gun related ones) are terrible. Also yes the aiming is terrible. But thats where the strafing comes in. Its actually pretty useful. And yes, the driving is a bit strange at times.

  • Aesthetic is what makes the visuals of a game good or bad and inconsistancy is what breaks the aesthetic of any game. Deadly Premonition's weird facial expressions and inappropriate music would break the game, if it wasnt ALWAYS present. And the great juxtaposition of being with the investigation police team and fighting zombies is enough to forgive the flaws of not looking so great. And the level design is excellent. Theres almost no backtracking unlike in most "good" games with puzzles.

  • I really have to say it. This review is wrong, on every level. The combat is a little silly in the fact that being able to run and gun would have made the game much easy, but that was the same problem in Dead Rising 1 and it was still an amazing game. The level design is a little copy pasted with trees and enemies but the characters are well different. And while the graphics are the best the AESTETIC is excellent. Everything feels like its part of the game, which is exactly how it should be.

  • The reviewer should be more professional, but all he says is right.

  • This game is fucking amazing go paly it

  • from this review, I definatly dont wanna get it..... but this reviewer is a twat so im going to get it just to make a point. If anything, this game cant be much worse than Alone in the Dark's driving scenes and controls.

  • This guy needs to stop doing reviews. Yeah, the game definitely has some big, big bugs and flaws.. but it was probably one of the most refreshing games I have played in a long time. Gamers of this generation don't seem to care how in depth a game is.. they just want it to look pretty. Ugh. 2/10?

    This "Reviewer" doing the video gets a 0/10.

  • marmite game of the year , you either hate it or love , i don't have a clue if i should get it or not , heard so many mixed reviews

  • @gratedpuffin Anyone with a 360 should play this, if not own it. The awkward controls, less-than-stellar voice acting and weird story actually make the game far more enjoyable than others with similar problems. And the driving is absolutely hilarious, and far less frustrating than this douche of a reviewer makes it sound.

    The best thing, though, is the music. That damn whistling has been in my head for almost two weeks now because it's so catchy. XD

    So, yeah, you should get it. :D

  • You didn´t finish the game, did you?

  • omg i want this game so bad

  • @eldreamo76 sure its influenced by twin peaks, but when was twin peaks ever a game? yes it has some of the weirdness of silent hill and the shooting system of resi. But neither of those games had you driving around the town, interacting with npcs, doing minigames and side missions, nor were they set in a world with a time and weather system. BTW if you liked twin peaks its impossible to disike this game.

  • @eldreamo76 so I guess Final fantasy 7, mario world, link to the past, metal gear solid etc ar shit games now huh? what a fucking graphics whore. This game has better storytelling and atmosphere than the entire halo series put together. Its also a breath of fresh air playing something like this after the usual mountain of style over substance fps clones that flood the market. There no other game out there like it, and while they may not have had the budget for flash graphics, it kicks ass.

  • @eldreamo76 and ps2 had one of the best game libraries ever, what your point?

  • What a horrible review for such a great game. Shame on you, go back to video game review school or whatever.

  • ....fuck this review. this is one of the most off the wall weird ass games i've ever played and i love the hell out of it. yeah, it's pretty sucky on a lot of levels, but that makes me love it more... for some reason XDD

  • @eldreamo76 please feel free to list which horror games this "steals" from. Also feel free to tell me which game there is out there that is even remotely like this. LOL @ accusing this game of having no originality.

  • @eldreamo76 you say "looks" because you clearly havent played it.

  • Actually if you get past the somewhat, SOMEWHAT! Bad controls its actually a great game! It's long and there isn't just a main quest there are side quests to do! it's a long game and and the story is fantastic, it could be confusing but it still is a great game! I can't believe people can't get passed the graphics and controls ughh get over it.

  • CROTCH

  • you idiots don't get the game at all

    it's a great game

  • This guy needs to stop whining like a little bitch and tell me WHY is deserves a 2/10 when I see plenty of other games on this show that deserve a 2/10 and everyone else gives them a 6.5/10. I'm fine with being generous with points, but don't fucking rip on a game that has no reason to be ripped on so hard. It's like lynching a black man because you're a racist bitch.. He has no reason to be fucking lynched. This is the same for you. You are beating on a game because you're a racist bitch.

  • @Braddert as much as i agree with u. u cannot be a "racist bitch" for hating a game. the game does not have its own race

  • @Braddert fuckin idiot you cant be racist to a game moron haha

  • @Phoenixlck Fuckin idiot can't tell if it was sarcasm.

  • i never saw a more subjective review as you did... omg and how annoying "the aiming stinks, the layout stinks, the driving stinks!"

    are you kidding me? it's like i listening to a twelve years old rugrat

    the games doesn't deserve this shitty review

  • This game really is bad. It's like a car crash, and everyone inside is on fire, and manage to escape. The whole time you're just watching, and you realize how bad it is, but you just can't look away from the grotesque horror.

  • the game is shit i give it 0/10

  • This game is one of a kind (in a good way). This reviewer sounds like a whiney ignorant brat who only plays COD/halo. This is a game for true old skool gamers to appreciate. There are loads of flaws in this game but all are unforgiven due to its awesome atmosphere and unique game design. Think Shem mue meets silent hill and alan wake with a twin peaks story.

  • @badcoochie Did you mean all is forgiven, not unforgiven? Unforgiven isn't a word, but if it were, it doesn't make sense here. I don't mean to be a grammar Nazi, but it detracts from your comment.

  • @DrHankVenture yeah i ment forgiven doh.

  • I love this game! the storyline is so awesome, I would love another Deadly Premonition. I could Imagine this game with realistic graphics, I don't care how bad the graphics look tho but still it will would look awesome, this game was so fun playing it, when I finished it, I was hoping another girl died so I can play a whole new story. Hopefully they'll another one out of this I really enjoyed it. :D

  • @DjPrZ210 this guy may be right about the review. the game may suck.....but that depends on if your some futuristic jackoff never looking back at the classic days of graphics and such and always looking for the next best thing. i for one recently finished the story and was very very satisfied. i mean bad rating or not.....would it seriously kill you to take out your wallet and spend 15 bucks on a game to play for a couple days? going back to the older times? apperently this guy would rather die.

  • @Axel10011 What older times? It was released in 2010. It really does look and play horribly. I tried it, and i can't say that I was satisfied. I understand that we all have our own view of how a game should look and play, but I just couldn't get into this. Look at a list of games that came out in 2010 and then consider how this looked and played compared to those. It's really bad :/

  • @DrHankVenture i ment that it feels kinda like your playing a dreamcast when i said old times. I just dont believe that reviews should be based off comparison to other games. it should be reviewed by itself. Ratings are for comparison. i will admit the controls were a bit "off" but once you play it for a bit it gets a little easier. cant tell ya how to play your games m8 but i can at least tell ya i was satisfied with it as far as the story goes =P plus graphics or not i always whodunit games

  • I love how the guy mentions how York runs like he's ice-skating. Anyone remember the running in Elder Scrolls: Morrowind? YEEEHAAAAW!!! And yet that got GotY. Don't listen to this review, it's shit. The game is awesome if you can break away from the norm of FPS's. If the people who made this game didn't think outside the box, who will?

  • @Axel10011 Morrowind came out in 2002, this came out last year. Huge difference my friend.

  • @Axel10011 Agreed

  • @Axel10011 AMEN TO THAT !!! FUCK THIS REVIEW!!

  • @Axel10011 i understand your point dude, and i actually agree with it that most people dont even give this game a chance, and its really pretty awesome. but you sound like an idiot when you bring up morrowind, cause that game was MADE to be played in first person, 3rd person was just an option tacked on in the end for people who wanted to look at their character all decked out in gear. you made a good point but you lose credibility bringing up morrowind like that

  • @lazer59882 that actually wasnt me talking about morrowind. i share this account with someone and sometimes we comment on the same vids lol

  • @Axel10011 what an idiotic fucking response. i dont give a shit who left the original comment, i was talking about the content of the comment, not who said it. i really, really dont give a fuck what you do with your youtube account and how many people you share it with. i responded to the ABSURD content of the comment, i didnt, nor do i, care who made it.

  • @lazer59882 whoa whoa m8 no need to bite lol i was just making a point. and i agree entirely with your thoughts on DP and MW. dont fly off the hook on me man lol

  • @Axel10011

    you aint gotta lie muthafucka.

  • @prototypepimpin lie, truth, dont really matter this game was great and if im gonna be a popular commenter i should be aware that theres a big chance ill be flamed or trolled, i am very much aware so good day sir!

  • voice acting is key in survival horror? Have you played silent hill 2?

  • the only thing i like about this game is the auto aim to the crotch :)

  • at 3:52 i am hearing a slightly different version of the "Super Mario World"-theme

    for the SNES.....

  • @sirhchris2000 hello

  • From what a lot of my mates say, this game is described like a good bad b movie and that's where its charm lies. It's in no way perfect but the brilliance lies in the flaws.

  • @dominicsubero hello

  • @FrAnKWGS Hello, I got to say, did not expect a response as simple or non-threatening as hello. not complaining though :)

  • @dominicsubero Exactly- but aside from that, it actually holds some really great features. You should give it a try.-

  • @SolusGhost I am intrigued by it, will make a point of doing that in the future.

  • Ign should fire their reviewers. . . then themselves.

    This game is great. Granted its not very pretty, it has a great vibe to it. The overall gameplay would remind some of Yakuza 4- Except with a horror concept. YOu have to give it a chance as you will be skeptical the first half an hour. But hell i spent 20 hours on it and loved every minute. Ign, you truly are graphic whores. Kinda sad. . . . Like the reviewer.

  • @SolusGhost hello

  • @FrAnKWGS hello? O.o

  • It is sad to see people like "turtle", whicht didn´t understand the brilliance

    of "Deadly Premonition"

  • @GamesCharge hello

  • part 4

    I understand that game can't be everyone's cup of tea... but trashing it as if it's the new action52 (google it) is just horrible.

    Thanks to reviewers like this we still only be playing with buff oily swollen vein space marines in 2030.

    Remember the good old days when games used to be original and not only about graphics ?

  • part 3

    What you really can expect while playing this game.

    Average graphics.

    A great storyline that you will never forget.

    Great characters that will really grow on you.

    Insanely dry humor.

    and there are moments that the game will even touch you.

  • part 2

    early generation ps2 graphics ? don't make me laugh!

    Yes it's not xbox360 graphics and not ps3 graphics (red seeds profile which i own)

    But keep in mind that this is an open world game... compare this to a ps2 open world game like let's say GTA3 (great game btw)

    Looks the same ? I don't think so.

    Also the music is great, and fits the atmosphere perfectly.

  • part 1

    This review is absolutely horrible.

    Deadly Premonition may not have the best graphics, but it's certainly a fantastic game.

    Hell, It's one the best games that I played in many many years.

    The story was extremely captivating and it constantly kept me thinking about what will happen next.

    The characters are great and very believable due to their not so perfect behaviour.

    I love York's endearing awkwardness, and rightnow I really have the feeling he's someone I got to know IRL.

  • Yes this game is pretty bad but damn go easy on it dude, we all know its your job to review games but just loosen up your butt whole a little bit

  • wow this guy is a prick =') this game is fucking fantastic

  • homefront is a lot better then this shit who does agree

  • "Horrible music!" = wat

  • Man, there's a reason this reviewer isn't very well known. What a sack of shit.

  • *Ps2

  • Not gonna lie, the combat in this game sucks, the graphics are bad and the character animations aren't good. It looks like a 1st gen ps1 game and the shooting a gun or driving a car is just awful. But guess what? That doesn't matter. This game is hilarious and the story is just fucking awesome. The music is probably the best in any game, and it's not meant to be taken seriously. It's funny as hell and a delight to play, so this guy can shut up cuz his review sucks

  • What a stupid review! Its true that this game doesn't have awesome graphics like todays games and the controls aren't that good, but the game is a lot of fun. The storyline, the characters and all the stuff they're talking makes this game such a cool thing. I think this game is made by guys that give a damn about outdated graphics and shitty controls, they just want to make a funny game that the player can injoy.... So, If you have fun with a game, how could it be bad?

  • This is probably the greatest game ever made.

  • '...lack of coherent storyline'?

    I'm sorry, but that statement can't be passed off as an opinion -- it's a straight-up lie. If you couldn't follow the storyline, 'Turtle' then it is because you evidently have some serious mental issues. Not only was Deadly Premonition's storyline coherent, it was brilliant.

    This review was full of lies.

  • wow,

    all that things that are bad in this game are the very reason i love it,

    it does seem like it was made as a joke, but dammit thats what makes

    this game more then awesome.

  • This game is a HELL of alot better than fucking Vampire Rain... this game had to be one of the most Nostalgic, original and thought provoking games I've played in awhile... I actually enjoyed this game, it was really fun to play except doing all those side quests to get all those trading cards, but hey lots of games make you collect shit.. but this game is just.. I don't know; different but in a good way, I especially loved how it made me think and I found York to be funny as hell sometimes.

  • wow its a videogame, not every game has to have high production value, or be like modern warfare. videogames are suppose to be an experience and having fun, and deadly premonition does exactly that. its a game for gamers. i agree with most of the commenters, this reviewer needs a damn tampons for all the small gripes he has.

  • the game is fuckin brilliant, go back to halo if you cant handle something with a little originality.

  • @ministryOFmuff It's a Resident Evil 4 knockoff, how is being a knockoff original?

  • @tokiwartooth95 i hope you realize that every over the shoulder horror survival game is not an re4 knock off. I also have a feeling that youve never played this game before which makes me ask, why are you bitching about it?

  • @tokiwartooth95 I guess I missed the free roaming resi with driving sections, mini games, sim elements and surreal comedy, sounds good though!

  • @ministryOFmuff To make a free roaming Resi with surreal "Comedy" if you can even call it that would be horrible. Which is exactly why Resident Evil 4 was good, and Deadly Premonition was a total shitfest, which pretty much EVERY review pointed it out as.

  • @tokiwartooth95 the only thing that resembles resi is the over the shoulder aiming system, the game has more in common stylistically with silent hill,alan wake,heavy rain and fucking shenmue than resi. Its twin peaks made into a game, people that recognise that enjoy the game,other dont quite get the joke and dont appreciate the originality, atmosphere and storytelling.

  • @ministryOFmuff Jesus, would you stop screaming about how original the game is? I could make a videogame about taking a dump, and it would be plenty "original". Just because something is original, doesn't mean it's good. Stop being such a hipster.

  • @tokiwartooth95 being original is good because it means the game is a unique and memorable experience. You just argued that it was a resi 4 knockoff, then you were proven wrong, now you say originality doesnt matter, I guess we should just all play mindless fps games forever then.

  • @ministryOFmuff wow if you think this game is brilliant you are a fucking idiot

  • @thesuperknoxville coming from someone who listens to eminem and likes jackass, i find that ironic

  • @ministryOFmuff so are you like stalking me now im just saying that this game is awful and thats the reason people like and I find it funny that you sit here and look at it as if it is art. And yes I do like Jackass but at least I dont find jackass to be like art. I dont try to insult me about liking eminem becasue most people like him.

  • This dude is a faggot... he whines like a little bitch on the littlest thing, this is one of the best games ive ever played

  • FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU u shouldnt have quited on it and you would have saw the true awesomeness of course its cheassy and dumb gameplay but it needed to be a investigation game, humor is kinda cheesy to but if u wont stop playing this you would see the epic story 2nd best story game for me

  • I think it is against the rules to rate a game a one. Ive never seen a proper reviewer do it. I would give this "shithole" of a game a one out of ten.

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