Louis CK Deer

[sktboarddyl22]

id gladly blow 20 guys with bleedy dicks, and get aids then fuck a deer and kill it with my aids.

[Panama0815]

I'm black and the fact that he calls the deer a nigger made me spit out my juice first time I heard it

[MrLila36]

@Panama0815 same with me lol

[fsxlover]

He's definitely gonna get a complaint from the Anti Deer Discrimination group.

[hubcam]

I'm in the shower this morning, snots running out my nose cuz I'm still laughing about FAGGOT CUNT NIGGER DEER!

[SpinyStarCraft]

this is my favorite joke he did. i had to come back to it.

[3521soda]

when he called the deer a faggot cunt nigger deer i laughed so hard

[TheCalimbaKing]

could've sworn this said beer...

[thehigh2can]

if you idiots would watch the whole thing you would know why he says nigger.

[centuryrox]

@thehigh2can Amen! It's the same reason he said faggot and cunt too. But of course, people take things out of context and just assume there's not another reason for him to use those words.

[HappyEgg222]

I would shoot a baby deer in the mouth.

[Kr0n0s217]

i mean i like louis ck .. but really a n gger deer? thats a little unsettling

[CumtasticClimax]

@Kr0n0s217

Just say it you pussy ass penis pumper. nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger, nigger.

[Kr0n0s217]

@CumtasticClimax wow 

[Kamltoes]

This cracks me up every time.

[vedamvenkat]

that was Louis CK at his most unfunniest (sorry for the excessive over exaggeration). And hey, so I go to Walgreens?

[NiggaWiddaAttitude]

Yet when Kramer said "nigger" every faggot in the world lost there shit.

[Chromedragon79]

@NiggaWiddaAttitude That's because he was maliciously heckling a black guy in the audience when he was saying it.

[forevergreyJV]

Does anybody else think is hilarious that not only does he call the deer a faggot cunt nigger deer, but he calls the deer a fuckin idiot too. holy shit he's funny 3:02

[dagster115]

1:15

[ChickenDownloads]

"house"

[RyuFist]

I got redirected here from a 2 second long family guy video. probably the best thing that happened to me in my entire life.

[urbachmilf69]

I love Louis C.K. but why does he always go back to blowing someone? It's not that funny. Neither is this segment really

[Eseress]

@urbachmilf69 ..lol, then you don't love CK. This type of language and segment wouldn't be a problem to you. You just suck. That's what it is.

[urbachmilf69]

@Eseress I don't love Louis because he talks about blowing people when it's not funny? Go fuck yourself cross-dresser. go be confused about yourself somewhere else other than youtube.

[Eseress]

@urbachmilf69 No, I think I'll just threaten your masculinity right here instead.

[tywood2022]

43 deer learned how to internet

[RatafakTehPlachta]

this is the funniest shit ive seen in ages faggot cunt nigger deer AHAHA :DD

[loccnut]

lol deer sound about as dumb as kangaroos. fucking marsupial bastards a so dumb they go out of there way to hop across the road then decide to turn around and go back the other way. Straight into the side of my car ... at 110km per hour. Made an awsome 'ding' sound when its head hit the diff.

[sqweekyknee]

faggot cunt nigger lmao omg fddfhjndsfndsnfkjdslfns

[formusicplaylist1]

the same exact thing happened to my friend.

he just had a dent on the door of his car the next day. we asked what happened "a deer ran into my car".

he stopped in front of it and it shyed off to the side of the road then as soon as he went to pass it, it panicked and ran into the side of his car.

[laminator69er]

Note: do not watch this after eating, I have serious stomach ache

[maniacal1]

the sound he makes at 1:15 sends me to tears every goddamn time. This man is a genius.

[mglandrover]

I hope you're dead, you faggot cunt nigger deer!!!!

[potatoelover95]

i had to pause it cause i was laughing so hard

[LULOHANFYAH]

The Howks, no, i never been bullied, and I won't be bullied by the likes of a dumb mutha f**kah like you. So take your pencil dick to the corner and enjoy yourself, because no one else wants that or to be around you, ya fuckin goofball! LOL

[LULOHANFYAH]

enterthedome, I will pass on the recommendation. I doubt we have similar tastes in humor if you like this shit.

[LULOHANFYAH]

anacrobat, Louis may be rich, but he is still a fat loser!!! HAHAHAHA!

[8484terry]

awesome

[Eselpower]

i would shoot a baby dear in the mouth and not care... LOL

[xXanimelover69Xx]

subscribe to my videos i didn't make, thnaks dudes

[teawithmarmalade]

"So I go to Walgreens..."

[MrBossman44]

I'm a faggot cunt nigger deer and I approve of Louis CK

[END2BEGINNING]

@MrBossman44 ... ಠ_ಠ

[NiggaWiddaAttitude]

@MrBossman44 Well I'm a gay bashing sexist, racist hunter and I don't approve of you!

[MegaJackpinesavage]

I enjoy your comedy -- RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR­RRRRR

[bluetextonwhitebg]

This floating head is pretty fucking hilarious.

[TheRabidRussian]

My fucking sides hurt from laughing oh god

[nrvrine427]

so I go to walgreens...

[Pizzapussysanta420]

37 people like faggot cunt nigger deer

[masnak1994]

around 2:25 he sounded like the green dinosaur from toy story... is it just me?

[tmartmartin]

When he called the deer a nigger he is referring to a previous joke in the set.

[Heron001ful]

... that man has serious issues ...

[BS4Tactful]

@Heron001ful so did your mum, but that didn't stop her from raping that homeless chinese guy however many years ago you were conceived.

[chizrocker88]

I was hit by a deer last night. Thank you Louis CK for perfectly describing my feelings on them.

[bobsacamano1]

@chizrocker88 the deer hit you???

[chizrocker88]

@bobsacamano1 Yes, since the deer ran into my car.

[bobsacamano1]

@chizrocker88 you were parked?

[chizrocker88]

@bobsacamano1 ....no? I was driving and he ran into the side of my car.

[bobsacamano1]

@chizrocker88 you hit the deer

[chizrocker88]

@bobsacamano1 How is there any difference between being parked and driving if the deer runs into the car? Either way the deer hit my car, not the other way around.

[bobsacamano1]

@chizrocker88 Under what conditions would you describe the event as you hitting the deer, not the deer hitting you?

[chizrocker88]

@bobsacamano1 The same as hitting a person or another car...If the deer is standing in the middle of the road and I hit it - then that's just it - I hit it. I caused the accident. If a pedestrian walks across the road and I hit them then I caused the accident. If a pedestrian runs across the road and runs into the side of my car they hit me - their actions caused the accident.

[bobsacamano1]

@chizrocker88 faggot cunt nigger deer

[FriendlyCroock]

@bobsacamano1

man

are you demented? 

[alabader741]

@chizrocker88 Why would you do that? poor deer :'(

[MrArchicon]

faggot cunt nigger deer always gets me bursting in laughter XD

[OrganicPomegranate]

He broke his stupid deer neck...and dragged himself into the woods AND DIED.

[xo1tom1ox]

holy shit what a fat faggot

[itsemmaline]

@xo1tom1ox yea you are

[R4P7ORx651]

I'm emailing this shit PETA! Subject: suck on this assholes

[beastoftalagar2]

Dont let PETA see this

[dogmeat313]

always downvote juggalos

[ORusty222]

Fagit, count, nigger, dear! LMAFO!!

[theomega616]

@ORusty222 Spelled "faggot" and "deer"

[Yankeeseric7]

@ORusty222 it's a problem when you can only spell Nigger right.

[FriendlyCroock]

@Yankeeseric7

then how about shitskin cargo black

[LULOHANFYAH]

This man is stupid and his "jokes" are lame. Twelve year olds are funnier than this dude. I cannot believe people pay to see this shit!

[LULOHANFYAH]

@robyn909 you truly are a dumbass! Does spouting a bunch of gibberish nonsense curse words make you feel important?You are as stupid as this fat ugly loser comedian you are attempting to support! HAHAHAHA

[anacrobat89]

@LULOHANFYAH Fat loser comedian?? hahaha.. nice try, really. Louis is laughing at you all the way to the bank.

[zandyyy]

@LULOHANFYAH get the fk out of here you stupid troll LULO. Stop trying to get attention, and if he is so bad, why did ya look him up?? keep your comments to people who actually give a fk about your pathetic life, people actually enjoy listening to him. Better than what your doin.

[LULOHANFYAH]

@zandyyy what a pathetic loser you are. You really wanna defend this fat dumb pasty bastard? I can give the comedian some credit for acting like a fool. Dummies with no life (like you) are paying him to do it. But what's your excuse? LOL

[zandyyy]

@LULOHANFYAH Sounds like someone is a little butt hurt that there daddy didnt tuck them in and give them there annual nightly dick. I have not paid a dam thing towards this guy but he is funny to people. And yet for some reason you literally typed this guy in your search bar and then randomly commented on how terrible he is. You are just a troll nothing more. Btw I am proud of you that it took you a whole month to come up with that, stupid bitch >_>

[TheHowks]

@LULOHANFYAH Wow, you are an incredible fuckwit. Did you get bullied at school or something? Yeah, thought so.

[bigbeasjj]

@LULOHANFYAH i like how u put up a good arguement as to why he sucks nice

[enterthedome]

@LULOHANFYAH I recommend The Pocket Book of Jokes. It's a laugh-o-second!

[worktosser]

pathetic subscription beggar. Too bad I can't in good conscience thumb down LCK

[GeorgeRiera]

amazing how he said niger and nobody went ape-shit. about time.

[ozena52]

@GeorgeRiera That was a callback from a bit he was doing earlier in the show about those words, which is why they didn't. If he'd have just come straight out with it they probably would have.

[theomega616]

@GeorgeRiera Who would go crazy about him saying niger, it's a place ....

Unless you mean nigger.

[IcyScythe]

@theomega616 hahaha

[Midnightx77]

@GeorgeRiera i agree

[andrewVeto]

@GeorgeRiera many comedians do.. 

[unrealshrimp]

@GeorgeRiera you have to watch the whole stand up and you would understand why he was using nigger, its a joke.

[thomasf]

@unrealshrimp he knows that... he is saying "it's about time people stopped making such a big deal about a word"

[crowtservo]

@GeorgeRiera I think it's because he called the deer that and not a member of the audience.

[Conspiracyknowledge]

@GeorgeRiera this guy KILLED that word for me! i used to get mad about it but he ruined it for me. now i only see a damn deer when i hear nigger

[sparkicus]

@GeorgeRiera Yeah, he didn't just say "nigger" out of the blue, though, he had been talking about the words "faggot," "cunt," and "nigger" earlier in the show and how you weren't permitted to use those words. He was purposely using them all in one sentence.

[DarekHB]

@GeorgeRiera You really wanna say nigger don't you.  Shut up.

[feenux82]

@GeorgeRiera If you watched the special, or even the 10 minutes of the special before this clip, you'd understand why no one went ape-shit about him saying "faggot cunt nigger deer". It was a story leading up to this story.

[klaasdeboer]

@GeorgeRiera White audience :)

[TheCroz12]

@klaasdeboer Nope, if you watch the whole special there are two black couples in the front row and they are rolling with laughter. Time to leave the mindless liberal white guilt @ the door and just enjoy comedy bud

[TSishot91]

@TheCroz12 Don't you mean mindless conservative white guilt since conservatives are so scared of being called racist?

[TheCroz12]

@TSishot91 Conservatives could care less about being called a racist, typically because they are being called that by mindless white libtards that shout "racism!" at everything. Obama won the nomination on white guilt alone and it certainly wasnt conservatives that voted for him. Do the math stud, I'm sure you will find the right answer if you really try to think about it.

[TSishot91]

@TheCroz12 Umadbro? Conservatives tend to see only one type of racism.

[spxeli]

@GeorgeRiera You probably just want to say it yourself, lol. There is a difference, he's inoffensive.

[TiikerinKarva]

@GeorgeRiera Cause the previous joke was about offensive words.

[reydelacosa]

@GeorgeRiera I think he get's a pass for directing Pootietang

[AMRsti93]

@WingAg05 watch his whole show then you'll realize why he said it

[metabog]

Why would I ever subscribe to you, you don't provide any original content, and you're a juggalo.

[gottogethuge]

in before black guy kills him for saying n work

[EE333333333]

He's hilarious but I hope he's just joking around about his personal feelings towards the deer.

[DionKool]

how the hell do all the crazy things in the world happen to Louis CK? He's always got a lunatic story for everything lol

[MrJdwr123]

OH MY GOD EVERYTIME I LAUGH MY ASS OFF AT 2:35 THROUGH THE REST OF THE VID

[sixxchick8]

damn guys lmfao just click the little button at the bottom to get rid of annotations XD don't get all butt hurt lol

[mikeyABI]

you broke my mirror u fff fagot cunt nigger deer

[YoungBrave2006]

@mikeyABI I lost it when I heard that.

[DaFckedUpKid]

@mikeyABI him saying faggot is probably worse than saying nigger

[pianoplayer1698]

press 2: "fuckin yard"

press 7: "tee hee!"

press 9: "faggot, cunt!"

[youthXattack]

@pianoplayer1698 Alt +F4 is even funnier

[customcartoons]

@youthXattack betcha pianoplayer1698 actually tried it. XD

Your comment made my whole week! Thank you! XD

[StigMcLovin]

I just peed a little.

[freckleface1991]

im not gonna fucking subscribe. ever.

[Somnolentone]

I'm going to dislike all of your videos because of your fucking subscribe captions.

[joeratti]

this is one of his funnier bits because it isnt about his fuckin family for a change

[ligyro]

if it wasn't for the laugh track, this would be incredibly tasteless to a lot of people. this is just sick.

[IndigoAK200]

@ligyro It's called an audience.

[drmoshie]

@ligyro Laugh track? It's a live show you genius. It's only offensive if you're ignorant

[billtamer]

@ligyro laugh track? hahahahaha

[ZombieRockRoll]

thats why we shoot them and eat them

[teemschmikk]

House...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[johnnycash1022]

@ 1:15 hahahahahahahahahaha!



[questmaster360]

what are yall trippin cause he has juggallo in his name? Its a comedy clip! Your mom squeezed too hard and your fucking retarded as a result.

[ThEeaMaZiNgCaT]

and he DIED

[drbloo91]

Is it possible to die from laughing?

[jiffinbigles]

@drbloo91 yes



[stinkbuttstjean]

 YOU FAGGET, CUNT, NIGGER DEER!!!!

[rockfann89]

Hate to say it, but Louis CK is a very mediocre comedian. I'm trying to understand why he is so popular these days. Having said that, even if I liked him, I would never subscribe to someone's youtube page because they posted something I can find on instant netflix!

[bigfatcarp93]

@rockfann89 Well, everyone's different. People (myself included) like C.K. because of his realistic viewpoints and masterful comedic timing and delivery, not to mention his brilliant deadpan acting. But hey, if he doesn't click with you, then he doesn't click with you.

[johnbigp]

I love this and hate Juggalos. I am very uspet that I and one of them have something in common :/ If you are a faggot juggalo watch ICP Miracles and tell me your proud of claiming to be one of them.

[backwoodsninja]

@johnbigp I like being a juggalo like Louis CK likes cinnabuns. "Already made a shitty decision, don't ruin it for me."

[johnbigp]

@backwoodsninja dude if you like and claim jug you need to get your head checked.

[backwoodsninja]

@johnbigp Haha. Honestly, I understand exactly why you say that. I like bands that fall into the shock rock category because they're fun and entertaining. I ain't one of those 14 year old kids from the suburbs who go around speaking ebonics and acting all wiggerish. I was all about claiming juggalo when it was about the music ... then I started actually meeting other juggalos. Quite the disillusionment.

[johnbigp]

I love this and hate Juggalos. I am very uspet that I and one of them have something in common :/ If you are a faggot juggalo watch ICP Miracles and tell me your proud of claiming to be one of them.

[unreal030]

what a racist piece of shit

[Obierock09]

@unreal030 die please

[User9787]

@unreal030 you should look up his catalog. He is a nigger, thus, he has a pass. Not that he needed one anyways. Chris Rock called him a nigger hahaha

[mrsjohn098]

@unreal030 his not racist its just comedy. i can understand how it may look "faggot cunt nigger dear" all that was is a follow up joke. if you watch the full "chewed up" version, it might sound crazy, but the full version is funny as hell, and alot less racist. : ) if you dont agree its all good.

[XxMB05xX]

"You faggot cunt nigger deer" hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[brancron]

Shouldn't have cut out the end, that's like the best part.

[danglensnipe]

i just cried HAHHHHHHHHHHhahaHHAHHAHA

[squirrely5024]

so i go to walgree......

[mmeyer1]

1:16 Spot on deer impression...

[Wryot]

...so i go to Walgreen's...

[Rutterss]

If you all are thinking "wow he just said nigger deer" he actually had a nice bit about nigger in the same comedy special before, i watched it all and i'm black and i love this guy's work

[mrsjohn098]

@Rutterss dude (because I have nothing better to do, and Im white) I just explained what you said to three people. nice to know some people can think outside the box. lol

[SBJimmeh]

13 deer watched this video

[EPICLYFATALERROR]

how could this be funny? IDK, but it is...

[themikesorrentino]

3:16 bahahaha