Mega64: Hitman

[Armaversum]

soooo funny! ...NOT

[Rawklorrd]

Cut off your hair.

[xDEXTERx77]

hauhauhau muito bom

[hamoodey123]

1:09 CHUKY OMG lol

[hamoodey123]

Roco was fat that time he lost weight GZ

[ravage53]

AHAHAHA everyones like lol wut?

[azjol94]

Wow I think he went a bit over the top with this one.

[MarineCorps413]

lol i find it funny how nobody really gives a shit.

[Chromeize]

It's easier to commit a public hit, than carry a camera ._.

[NinjaMuzz]

I never knew I could kill someone and get away with it in broad daylight!

How come Sexy Sax Man gets stopped but this guy does not lol!

Thats America for you

[DeathAngelsFury]

So Derek used to be kinda Chubby and Rocco used to be Kinda thin? Did they trade weight or something?

[InfiniteD3ath]

Funny how no one cared about the guy being choked XD

[iFeelTheBeat18]

it'd be epic if u started dragging his corpse around! :)

[urmomhisda]

FAKE hitman never had hair



[iFeelTheBeat18]

@urmomhisda he disguises himself! :) let see........he used a WIG! :P jk

[TehRealCanadarocker]

@urmomhisda *ancient alien guy meme* "hairpeice"

[jssu1]

0:34 Hahaha gotta love it how he go back there like nothing happened

[rushzful]

Not a single fuck was given that day.

[ketulu]

so, basically, in USA, you can strangulate somebody, no one will interfere

[FlyingTurtleVideos]

@ketulu LOL!

[HiNu7]

derrick used to be fat...

[allthedeadkids]

jesus... derrick was fat

[iCenturions]

Good attempt. But Hitman is very formal. He does not walk with his hands in his pocket like some "cool" kids do today..

[billoo786]

it aint the same man.. he should have dressed up in a suit atleast or shaved his head or something! c'mon man 47 wouldnt be happy!!

[thetruetrojan]

These NPCs have amazing AI.

[TheNukaColaQuantum]

Man I can't beleive how the people really love to step in to help a man being choked to death in public.

Seriously, if you wan't to kill somebody in broad daylight all you have to do is make sure a guy has a camera nearby. Maybe not even that.

[randomguy2100]

Everyone just has a "I just don't give a fuck" attitude nowadays.

[TheGentlePipe]

This video showed me how much people don't care about other people.

[ALPHABOBMAN1]

I can't beleive the cops wernt called LOL

[voyan38]

I'm pretty sure if this ever did happen, and the "hey bro, get out" guy was a witness, the trial would be fucked.

[nathrox2]

It's good to know people are so concerned about the wellbeing of others these days.

[TheWAW09]

he lost a lot of weight

[alecdepalect]

song?

[XEPICfailGAMERX]

WHAT IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE THESE DAYS?

Seriously. They just stare. WTF?

[reichstag10]

I wonder how many sues did they get?

[thebullfrogfarm]

@reichstag10 why the fuck would they get sued?

[reichstag10]

@thebullfrogfarm I know, all the time they're fucking the people around.... Well, not this video particularly, but all of them.

[thebullfrogfarm]

@reichstag10 they never harm, or really even touch anyone else who's not a part of their group. You're just an idiot.

[DahniSmith]

you guys make me giggle/snort when laughing. i do NOT giggle/snort at anything! XD you are awesome XD

[kingbradley6000]

0:10 is that darren....it has to be darren i cant believe it but is it?

[MrTurtlesmoothie]

Is that bro giving you an hard time? I've fought bro's like that.

[yutupepajua]

shave ur head at least and hit the gym, and stop walking like an effeminate.

[AlexCohen33]

I just found a way to get away with murder by randomly killing people outside,HOLY SHIT!!!!!

[vhEDDIEvh]

That bro giving you a bad time? I've fought bro's like that before.

[TheBOOTYSWEAT107]

oh yea people see someone just geting choked and no one calls the cops but they do when someone says STRANGA all the time

[unrealassasination]

I just lost my faith in humanity.

[TheNukaColaQuantum]

Wow, everybody just sits there and watches.

What a bunch of morons. If this was real and the guy had a mask to cover his face then he would get away with it.

[gacolon14]

bystander effect lol

[MidCarsonMonument]

you guys are retarded...

[97paladin]

hey dude get out

lmfao

[Supervisor69]

LOL!!!!

>:D

[rainbowDashJPON3]

Poor guy.. he was assassinated many times that day ='/

[TheGlaze1337]

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[CaptainPengu]

why is derrick so fat

[robinfan2]

i love it how the people are watching a guy get strangled and dont care

[ricard452]

la pelicula de chuky 1:8

[AsianDinglehopper]

"WHAT ARE YOU DOIN?!?!?" 0:45

LMAO

[JakaxBone3672]

that's messed up how nobody ever understands the references.

[rebelliousgamer]

@JakaxBone3672 people probably do but they cut them out because theyre not interesting.

[heronoki]

Attempted murder in public, no fucks were given. Classic.

[xXMightyJaguarXx]

Wait, you're telling me that when someone gets murdered right in front of your face. You yell at the camera man for breaking the law for having one in a movie theater. Guh, people these days.

[salshasam]

Guy getting killed - olol

Playing with legos at taco bell - OMG POLICE NOW

[Magex544]

(Guy getting strangeled to death) Nobody cares

(Cashier sees guy filming in the theatre) Hey bro, get out

[ImEyderex]

if black man would play strangler... everybody would rush to help the white guy that's damn sure

[SeaMoorChris]

@ImEyderex I dont know where you live, or if your black or white, but where I live there isnt really much racism at all... You cant generalize all white people as black haters, you dick.

[Thisisthefuture100]

Well...that's America...

[azuz6778]

So people will call the police on stupid things like someone asking them what they're buying but if someone is being raped or being killed in real life they won't do any thing...... really proud of my country......oh yea some kids were arrested for raping thier order at MCdonald's....WTF...

[KentTouchThis86]

you could of at least dressed up in a suit...

[ElementalEscape]

Hey bro, get out. (aka go choke him outside bro, or choke him more quietly, you're generating too much noise!)

[boomerxxx]

Guys, I'm pretty sure the camera gives it away.

[Mugenloserhead]

@boomerxxx Yeah, but when they see some fat guy in an assassin's suit, a dude wearing a menacing black trench coat asking people what they're buying, or in Metal Gear outfits, then they see the cameraman filming the "action", the camera doesn't "give it away", how fucked up...

[greifdealer]

lol the second guy had no hope he was surrounded by fat people and fat people only react to fire and try to get away from it before they catch fire

[ClydesRevenge]

Bride of chucky lol

[KagamineLenRin02san]

1:08 chucky! xD

[donfanto1]

society of douchebags. just watching this worthless pigs makes me want to puke

[Domenicomn]

FFFUUUUU god fdammit popcorn guy,go fuck yourself

hey bro gtfo,theres murder going on here

[UberWolf1337]

I like how in the videos when he acts really violent, nobody tells him to stop, everyone keeps their distance. But in the videos where he is acting goofy and not at all threatening, people constantly get in his face and call the police.

[Quiksilver385]

those 2 bitches at 0:42 did not seem to care at all?

I know these are funny videos, but it makes me sad to see peoples REAL reactions.

men are much superior to women, when it comes to morality.

[14sJakeB190]

@Quiksilver385 Hot girls don't care about anyone.

[GamerProductz]

Wtf. -.- Bystander effect much

[bradgin]

"omg everyone look that guy is choking!"

"hey ur right, oh dont worry they disappeared into a dark area"

[gogetaseba]

guay en el cine estaba la pelicula del chuky jajaja

[Zenbarron]

This is the town of Santee, no one cares if you get choked.

[lilaho360]

Hey bro get out

[RitzyRick]

Guy get's choked to death and dragged out.

Tells the guy who caught it on film to go away.

[lordician]

Hey guy, get out.

All casual...

[ProffessorOfWinning]

whats this song

[TheBlacKoopa]

@ProffessorOfWinning It's the Hitman 2: Silent Assassin theme.

[Juppie902]

47 has jeans !?

what happened to that 20,000$ suit ?!!

[13Gamergirl]

Is that hitman bothering you? Because I've fought hitman like that.

[FishesChannel]

Are thoughs just random people?

[azuz6778]

HOW THE HELL DID YOU CHANGE YOU CLOTHES SO FAST?

SURE DIDN'T LOOK LIKE YOU EDITED IT OUT.

[antonio121355]

someone does not like that guy cause theres alot of hits on him

[Strava124]

LOL 1:09 Chucky movie poster...

[peoplearecreatures]

Wow, everyone that just sat there watching that crap deserves an honorless death.

[rodgotswag]

Hey bro get out;p

[nehalp100]

I love the last bit - hey bro get out xD

[baikoleda1]

wut 47 has hair XD

[TheModernCrusaderV]

So I love how everyone just doesn't even bother paying attention... Like "Aw crap, look away, pretend this isn't happening cuz it may be real and then we're screwed!"

[jOsYiEbOy]

That cashier giving you trouble? I've fought cashiers like this one before

[serpico89]

wait..whoahh!! what the??....he's trying to kill him!!....oh wait, just "another" hitman in daylight. "common thing." nothing to worry about. (goes back to not paying attention)

[Honorificabilitudi]

The ignorance is sickening.

[MrDrysquirrel]

So, from this video, we learn that as long as you bring a camera that is clearly visible to all people standing by, you can get away with murder.

[Bain0o]

@MrDrysquirrel

sadly,people already done this....real murders.

[ShigalaFTW]

HOW THE HELL DO U NOT GET ARESTED EVERY EPISODE

:D

[nayr3195]

@ShigalaFTW watch the resident evil 4 one. they get away with this, but rocco is suspected of being a terrorist in that one imitating the vendor from re4

[XBOXBaboo405]

Why do people just walk by.

[benos]

The guy at that the start didn't want this.

[xmagneticx]

i would have loved to see him stuff the body in a dumpster

[Kari166]

>CHOKED TO DEATH IN BROAD DAYLIGHT

>NO ONE CARES

[KingKimwer]

@Kari166 welcome to America

[Kari166]

@KingKimwer, it happens everywhere.

[TheFearedsniper]

@Kari166 Thats america...

[Kari166]

@TheFearedsniper, no, the Bystander Effect happens in every country.

[buuski]

@TheFearedsniper

actually, its the fact that the cameraman made it obvious that they were just making a project.

dipshit.

[TheFearedsniper]

@buuski Geez dont have to be mean....

[Aratrok1]

@buuski Well, in some cases the camera was on a certain distance so it wasn't the first thing people see. Also, if a guy with a camera films something like that, doesn't mean it ain't real.

Like if someone would be choked I wouldn't just stand around and be like : Cool story.

[ImFataI]

@buuski It's not like the camera is right beside them dumbfuck.

[MegaSerperiorX]

@Kari166 >PRETEND TO BE A MERCHANT

>GET COPS CALLED ON YOU

[Kari166]

@MegaSerperiorX, they probably thought he was a drug dealer...

[adamtried]

@Kari166

>ASKS PEOPLE WHAT ARE THEY BUYING/SELLING

>GETS ARRESTED

[AlexCohen33]

@Kari166 Wow I should live here,I could sell drugs and never get caught,BTW I was just wondering if all of the passers by were in on it to make the video funnier or something.

[TheNorriez]

derrick the fat years

[nightwacher100]

:D anybody notcie the chucky sign at the movie part

[halo6534]

This made my day :D. We live in society were no one gives a shit im someones getting murdered right in front of them.

[Kari166]

@halo6534, bystander effect.

I don't think it's that they don't care, they're just too afraid to speak up about it/unsure what to do.

[azuz6778]

@halo6534 they could tell it was fake

[loudrockacdc]

@halo6534 They might have thought it was fake because of the cameras...

[xXMightyJaguarXx]

@halo6534 Probably cause ha's Mexican. Racist bastards...

[NationOfMasturbation]

If this happened to my city I would just start laughing for no apparent reason.

[ScyllaAndCharybdis1]

Lolololol. This is a wonderful example of diffusion of responsibility.. Maybe I should show this to my psychology professor..

[notEisiger]

This is awful.

Who uses the fiber wire in front of hundreds of witnesses, seriously go Ghost or don't go at all

[supermario3181]

am i the only one who noticed the chucky sign at 1:07

[BEGRProductions]

@supermario3181 No.

[MrSelenaGomez4Ever]

@supermario3181 - No.²

[Stacsva]

@supermario3181 No.

[unKutTV]

@supermario3181 No.

[DarthRockstar]

To say that it's only the American public is unfair, most people in situations like that do that, just stand around. Also to add a little balance to this argument, how many times do you think they filmed videos and people actually did get involved and try to stop the guy but they were left out as they weren't as funny? Just sayin...



[Ninjaspyman]

Not a single fuck was given that day.

[Infiniteth0ught]

I like how nobody helped

[ThePaperFlame]

the bystander effect in its prime

[Twinblade34]

And that is my main criticism of america, people just dont give a fuck, i didnt see any1 do anything but plainly stare at them.

[Birthmas]

@Twinblade34 not just america dumbass

[harrychalcraft]

@Birthmas It is just America, maybe because it's inhabited with a huge population but the people in these Mega64 videos are like nothing I've ever seen! The American public = half asleep retards.

[jc2753]

@Birthmas No need to insult the person but Twinblade34 has a valid point. Most Americans can be categorized into two groups: one group just generally don't give a fuck and the second suffers from "spectator syndrome". There's no need to talk about group#1 but we all know about group#2. They're the ones who will watch someone get hit by a car and say "Oh my god." but won't do anything but stand there with the excuse "It happened so fast" or "I didn't want to get involved". Funny but sad.

[Kosmicd12]

@Twinblade34 That wasn't prejudiced at all. I hope you get plenty of crap from people about how retarded that comment was :D there's something called the bystander effect you know

[SargentMugen]

@Twinblade34 Lol! That's your main criticism? Get a life!

[SortCodeify]

Damn, he hella lost weight.

[TheStalker272]

@SortCodeify No he didnt.His is the guy that is being choked

[SortCodeify]

@TheStalker272

Yeah I know, look at him now, he is so skinny.

[1776freedomordie]

@SortCodeify and grew hair, wtf

[Nikolaithesurvivor]

i liked the part where nobody gave a fuck.

[polloandducky]

that camera bothering you ive fought cameras like this before

[ModMeat]

This was an awesome video.  We should get into a comment fight over whether or not Americans are stupid. Its pretty relevant here, anyways.

[0khranka]

That's actually really scary that no one tried to help. Maybe they were edited out? I sure hope so...

[Mosixman]

@0khranka People will do as much as possible to avoid helping strangers, the TV taught them this. When I try to help anybody (Yes, I go around asking strangers if they need help with anything.) they usually look at me like I'm going to kill them.

[bp968]

What state/city was this done in? While hilarious I'm not sure how "safe" this would be in say, Kentucky, or Texas, for example. ;)

[orangespriteman]

who's the guy he's choking?

[UnstagedMusic]

@orangespriteman its Derek when he was fat

[JominatorXS]

WTF nobody was helping? O_o Fucking assholes.

[JesperFTW]

seriously, does americunts just sitting there are the cancer of the earth

[RetrousseRaptor]

@JesperFTW Americunts are the biggest exporters and importers in the world we drive the world economy. Our government created the internet. Researchers in our country created the computer. We created the modern car. We give the most to charities around the world, the runner up being over $20,000,000,000 behind. Cancer of the Earth...Yeah I'll say! You wouldn't even be watching videos right now if it weren't for America you'd be outside plowing a field with a fucking donkey.

[magicdevil09]

@RetrousseRaptor lol what a ignorant person

[stotanx69]

@magicdevil09 *an

[magicdevil09]

@stotanx69 an hero

[stotanx69]

@magicdevil09 so silly.

[RedDawnIsBreaking]

@RetrousseRaptor That computer argument is invalid.

[RetrousseRaptor]

@RedDawnIsBreaking The MODERN computer. I know there were a lot of breakthroughs made by German and Eastern European Inventors so I guess your right but there wasn't much advancement in computer technology from the 1950's on, that wasn't made by American or Canadian programmers.

[RedDawnIsBreaking]

@RetrousseRaptor Yes, the modern computer. It was actually invented in Britain, I'm very surprised you didn't know that. Alan Turing. In fact the Apple logo - I'm sure you know who they are - is the apple that Alan Turing poisoned and then ate to end his life, hence and apple with a bite out of it. The World WIde Web was also created by the British and the Internet was invented by the LHC people. It certainly wouldn't be right to call today's computer an American invention.

[RedDawnIsBreaking]

@RetrousseRaptor Yes, the modern computer. It was actually invented in Britain, I'm very surprised you didn't know that. Alan Turing. In fact the Apple logo - I'm sure you know who they are - is the apple that Alan Turing poisoned and then ate to end his life, hence and apple with a bite out of it. The World WIde Web was also created by the British and the Internet was invented by the LHC people. It certainly wouldn't be right to call today's computer an American invention.

[RetrousseRaptor]

@RedDawnIsBreaking Alan Turing created ONE OF THE FIRST computer designs which wasn't personally executed ( the first computer, the ENIAC, was built in 1946 at the University of Pennsylvania one year before his paper on the "modern" computer was even written. ) And I know for a fact that the United States government was in need of a network to connect its defense infastructure in the 1960's and used funding from the National Science Foundation to commission researchers to create it.

[RetrousseRaptor]

@RedDawnIsBreaking But thanks for pointing out Britain's major contribution to the "Modern" computer and the Internet I wasn't aware of just how much British programmers helped define the thing our world as we know it is based on if I hadn't looked it up. I guess you could say it was a "group project" of sorts.

[RedDawnIsBreaking]

@RetrousseRaptor That's all I'm after. While America may have helped a lot they did not solely create the computer.

But Britain did invent the lightbulb.

[RetrousseRaptor]

@RedDawnIsBreaking I agree but American and Canadian inventors made it what it is today but lets leave it at that.

[JesperFTW]

@RetrousseRaptor I believe you're referring to Japanese. Also you faggots are killing fucking innocents in the middle east because they killed 3000 of you retards, they should be honored. So much for your fucking charity.

[Prodiigy313]

@JesperFTW Wait, were killing innocents in the middle east? Hm, lets remember that only innocent people died in the attack on 9/11. Your a fucking idiot. Don't say we are going around killing innocent people when your piece of shit country attacked us for not trading with you anymore. Go back to school.

[JesperFTW]

@JesperFTW TRUE