Andrew Van de Kamp [S1E19]

[DazedConfused989]

This show is hilarious. Why didn't I start watching sooner?

[buffyslayer30]

funny.

[OneRandomVictory]

I imagined throwing that bottle at her face at 2:52

[MasterAetherDes]

Off with her head, oh so you want to call it sodomy, well the correct word isn't Bree, its Bitch.

[hsmjcl]

I never thought cute guys like Andrew van de Kamp could be gay. He doesn't seem to be gay. He's just a guy that acts like straight guys, never showed up signs of his homossexuality before in the series, except that day when he was seen "messing around" with another guy at a pool party. All gay men I saw 'till now are feminine. Sorry for my stupidity on gay issues, it's 'cause I'm really not aware of this topic but I like gay, they're so funny and honest in every aspects of life. I support 'em .

[RiuZ0ki]

@hsmjcl that's just cliché that gays are acting feminime.

Gay men are still men and they act as they are. Gay men love men, not women substitute men ^^

[mkaythatsthename]

HOLY LORD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NO SHE DIDN'T!!!!!!!!!!

[FilleFraiche1]

did she just compare being gay to being a murderer? Bitch please!

[mrs6pack]

I love that she made bratwurst xD

anyone else catch that? ;)

[FilleFraiche1]

@mrs6pack oh my god i totally did

[Eiama]

"So...your mother tells me you've started to have some sexual desires for other boys. ^__^"

What a great way to start a conversation. xD

[ThomsonAirwaysStaff]

I love Bree! "Your father makes me beat him with a riding crop and I let him!" Only she would say something like that!

[Jakegothicsnake]

Boy what a messed up family.....lol

[FPSCodWarPig]

"my door is always open" = thats what she said

[TLBBPRO1]

@FPSCodWarPig thats just gross ew! lmao!

[chomym]

"Your father is an S&M" lol, Bree always has the right word ^^

[NewZealandAri]

@chomym What's S&M?

[CAYOMluver]

"My door is always open"

HAHAHAHAHAA oh the double meaning

[TLBBPRO1]

@CAYOMluver ew... LOL

[JungKathi]

2:15 ... oh, come on...-.-''

[oohkayjessicax4]

i love andrew.  he is ttoo funny

[blooddrivendream]

"I could explain to you. . . but I'm a lady and I don't use that kind of language"--brilliant line.

[JBlover200]

"Andrew i will love even if you are a merdurer"- OMG Bree is so fucking funni

[mongreletf]

Andrew is freaking awesome!

[AnnieLynn333]

okay that s&m line officially makes this THE BEST SHOW EVER! lol i think i might pee myself.

[Alanfop]

"Andrew I'd luv u even if u were a murderer"

Gee... she didn't say that!!! LOL

I like her just b'coz this crazy things she was at anytime...

[ils43]

INR!!! stupid old ppl!

[lostinthemusic5]

geez mom way to stay cool. i fucking hate when older people are like "i use to be a teenager or i use to be ur age" blah blah crap.

[hollyoaks28]

hey so like weres 20?

[duyanh90]

haha =)) i like Andrew's dad =))

[Thegirlwithapinkbag]

I'm not an American, so what is s&m? x)

[DragonofDarkness17]

Either slave and master or sadist and masochist depending. But it's kind of bondage, and a power play in a sexual context.

[Thegirlwithapinkbag]

Thanks for the explanation. Easier to laugh at the table scene now, haha.

[88forlive]

sadomasochism

[simonismyhero]

hahaha good on andrew!

[ZooeyLight]

"Can I have some of that?"

"No. I'm going to need every drop."

The Dad and Andrew are classic!

[Yangedd]

The guy who plays Rex is just handsome!

[jpcraigchrisolli]

your father is into s&m he makes me beat him with a riding crop and i let him its no wonder you perverted look at who your parent are i cooudlnt stop laughing

[marcofan101]

lol what a fun night that just cracked me up

[rockyroadguy]

"unnatural desires"? pshhh Andrew should run that dude's ass over too!

[zoisites]

Oh my God, this episode left me with a fully open mouth for several minutes. The dialogues were awesome!!!

[kookykat1]

the vicar absolutely cracks me up

and i love how he appears again in series

what an absolute legendary episode. :P

[JuanEmil23]

she scares me lol. as a human and as a gay teen

[allforass69]

"Andrew... i love you... even if you were a murderer"

haha.. classic!

[xxxxxkarenxxxx]

what?? i love desperate housewives

[vi867]

lol...and wtf? awk...hawk... who says that? "you're father is into S&M" what!!! if my mom said that i'd ask the priest to cure me of THAT demon.and i don't even believe in God!

[WallehA]

Hey, wasn't there also a scene where Andrew says something about liking both choclate and vanilla or something? Is that up somewhere?

And many thanks to hodgevandekamp for putting these up :D

[gt2007tv]

"Your father is into S&M"

"BREE!"

"he makes me beat him with a riding crop and I let him.. It's no wonder you're perverted. Look who your parents are."

haha! classic Bree snaps moment.

[Dautionable]

ROTFL

[Tsopanders]

That's REALLY awkward!lol

[bessaa]

Geez its amazing to see how much Bree has changed!

[gt2007tv]

lol.. but he is a murderer. Didn't he kill Carlos' mother.

[sparky4591]

lol yeah i was thinking that too, i don't think she died though

[WallehA]

Oh yes she did xD

[neoachilles]

No. She was in a coma for a while. One day, she just woke up, and had to tell Carlos about Gabi's infidelity. while she was running down the hallway, she slipped and fell down a flight of stairs. She died trying to leave a message for Carlos with the nurse who rushed to her aid. Unfortunately, the nurse was wearing headphones, so Mama Solis's last words fell on deaf ears.

[vurigevlam]

This is so funny haha. That's just one crazy family. You have to look at andrews face when he follows the conversation of his parents :p and the pastor.

[jemdude22]

hahahah lol What a fun night. lol The poor pastor....look at his face after Bree blurted out Rex is into S&M...HAHAH LOL

[accidenta1]

"I would love you even if u were a murderer" *hugs*

....lol XD

[Dautionable]

lol