HBN 55: 5 Signs Prince of Persia Is Going To Suck

[DietClovis]

I love your videos. I get the humor. I dislike the fact you only pick arguments in the comments you're guaranteed to win. I'd love to see you attacking some of the more educated crowd. Then again, as I state my case, I am reminded that the internet is filled with idiots, and thusly, I would understand it would take more research time than you put into your videos. Keep it up... I'm still entertained.

[gladstonew]

@DietClovis I wouldn't back away from an intelligent fight

[psmitty840]

So I noticed while listening to this trailer... it has the same background beat as the John Dies at the End trailer. Please tell me that was coincidental and not done sarcastically cause it might push my JDatE mancrush over the top lol.

[BloodSlut]

I can only see Jake in donnie darko meow :$

[shittyfagg]

DAMN it Ben Kingsley, what are you fucking up to, this is awful. You used to be cool.

[DdlyHeadshot]

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[TheJiamy]

I hated this movie :I my entire family loves it somehow though

[DeepAbsentia]

Too bad.. Donnie Darko was such a masterpiece.

[Archedgar]

@DeepAbsentia Donnie Darko is trash.

[DeepAbsentia]

@Archedgar Yeeeea.. Why don't you make a video about that, like those crap lol stuff you do? Because, you know, "something sucks" is rather an empty review.

[Archedgar]

@DeepAbsentia Your statements are consistent with what someone who likes Donnie Darko would say.

Heh.

[DaDutchDagger]

Sorry gladstone but the first two points are just cheap shots. The reason I watch your show is because you make jokes I can't make up. The other jokes were great but don't fall down the pitt like RayWilliamJohnson did.

[williambbq]

Is that the Silent bob action figure?

[SuperBob232]

Gladstone knows Donnie Darko and that makes me happy.

[Deroliebe]

OMG before he said it I was thinking about Downey Jr. in this role! HAHA

[mybogisbigger]

@mybogisbigger oops, posted twice, removed 2nd one

[mybogisbigger]

I love the sincerity with which he says "Gay jokes, I wish I could quit you" at 1.42 xD

[Retrowinter]

Reasons why Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time movie sucks: First of all, this movie should have been rated R, not be funded by Disney. Also, Persian people don't speak British accents. The dialogue is god-awful, and the cinematography gives me constant eye sores. Of course, it almost is completely different from the videogame. The acting is shitty and the new story is run together. This movie should have been made in Persia with Persian actors. So disappointed ;(

[utterbullspit]

As soon as I heard Jake Gyllenhaal was going to be in this movie, I knew I wasn't going to be shelling out any duckets to see this steaming pile.

[ToxicWaffe87]

This movie ruined the Prince of Persia franchise. I kind of don't like this guy saying video games are stupid, the video game industry makes more than any other medium combined. This guy sucks too.

[gladstonew]

@ToxicWaffe87 something stupid to base a movie on was my intent. also, getting touchy about video games is unbecoming.

[hhjk377]

that movies gona be god awful

[slopeslider90]

People, people.

You say the movie is based on the sands of time, and the game on the movie.

So the game is based on the sands of time, because the movie is based on the sands of time.

So the movie is based on the game, or vice versa.

[Spac42]

I wish I knew what that music was that he used at the end of the video. It sounds so familiar.

[haitah]

*beep*

The movie is based on the trilogy of Prince of Persia games already released on Ps2, Xbox etc. Not on the new game, which is based of the movie.

Anyways, love the show, hilarious as always.

[JonathanPhillips]

So yeah I'm a loser but what's the song at the end?

[AvengerXP]

I wish there was actual middle eastern stuff

[mckrakin]

Looks like the game to me.

[Buccura]

As a general rule, movies based on video games suck. Just look at Wing Commander, Super Mario Bros, or any video game Uwe Boll made.

[PeterWDawson]

@Buccura At least the original Mortal Kombat and the Resident Evil movies had some redeeming factors, though you still can't call them 'good.' You did get some hilarious or crazy-awesome sequences at least and could take a shot every time there was some scenery chewing going on.

[juancho16]

@Buccura the movie Postal was actually pretty good and it was made by Uwe Boll but aside from that i agree that movies based on video games are terrible

[Sylderon]

This is why I will never watch anything that Jerry Bruckheimer has anything to do with...okay, I admit it, I watched Armageddon, but I was younger and more naive back then. Besides, I never understood how they could make a space shuttle impervious to meteorites, but not to bullets...

[technicallyabsurd]

A Prince of Persia movie?

[AndrewMacklin]

It's a wonder some of the people commenting have even heard of the word satire.

[VocabWord]

Jake Gyllenhaal has a beard. BAM, he's now middle-eastern.

[Ardeshir148]

1. Tamina is not supposed to be from Persia. Read up on the story of the movie. and Persians are Caucasian.

2. The movie wasn't based on the new Prince of Persia game, it was based on the Sands of Time game. again, read up...

[gladstonew]

@Ardeshir148 I'm going out on a limb now. Are you a nerd?

[Ardeshir148]

@gladstonew I'm a person who actually researches these kinds of stuff. Why would you make a video and say this movie will suck when you don't even have your facts straight ? how long would it have taken you to do some research ?

[gladstonew]

@Ardeshir148 Let me know if it doesn't suck.

[AvengerXP]

@Ardeshir148 I guess you missed the part where it says in each one of his intros "EVERYBODY ELSE IS WRONGGGGGG"

[PeterWDawson]

@gladstonew You write that like its a bad thing.

[kcaz64]

@gladstonew

I love you for this reply.

[DdlyHeadshot]

@Ardeshir148 Erm, Persia is modern-day Iran. They should be middle-eastern, not Caucasian...

[Kibonsensei]

@DdlyHeadshot

The word you're looking for is Arab, and Iranians aren't. Spend a few minutes looking it up, I'll wait.

Funny video though.

[nmckee503]

Im surprised at how he didn't comment on how much the start of the trailer looks like aladin. An orphan kid from the streets who grows up to be prince in an incredibly sandy place? gimme a break.

[TuesdayNovember]

@nmckee503 I totally thought the exact same thing!

[atsandman]

FIRST! ... Oh and im sure prince of persia wont suck as bad as the new conan